2011
13
May
I don’t know much, but I know how young pussy ages and I am going to say there is a 98 percent chance this Kate Upton chick is going to be the next Kirstie Alley, provided she doesn’t give into her barnyard eating habits that are just instinctive….
So take it in while you can….cuz the shape of her ass, the sloppiness of her tits, the thickness in her skinny ankles are all gonna catch up to her, but at least she was smart enough to make money off the shit while it was there, unlike all the hot girls I knew who just went on to get married and fat while wasting their prime on school and long term relationships…
Who really cares where she’s going, it’s about celebrating where she is today, with her big young tits in some animal print, something that speaks to me ever since deciding I want to be an exotic animal smuggler or bitches dressed like exotic animal smuggler when I grow up…..even if I am already grown up….a man’s allowed to dream, isn’t he?
Posted in:Kate Upton
2011
13
May
stepNEWS to start the day make you a more informed chronic masturbating redneck hick with a grade school education and a stray dog you like to fuck when no one’s looking…
I’m making the world a more informed place…..one idiot at a time…
Police: Man stabbed woman over milk
A Daytona Beach man is facing a charge of aggravated battery after stabbing a woman for not purchasing the type of milk he is accustomed to drinking.
Burger King boots blind woman, guide dog
Helen Arnold says she was the one grilled by an employee, after going inside with her guide dog Troy Serves her Right for being blind….
School sexting investigation draws ire
The issue of teenagers sexting each other isn’t a new problem, but the way one school is handling it is. This is the first time we’ve seen a school take the cells phones and conduct their own investigation and by investigation I mean jerk off to their students conference
Near-riot breaks out at Odd Future album signing
A police officer was taken to the hospital and a huge crowd of fans was dispersed from a CD signing by the biggest thing in hipster rap Tyler, the Creator.
Posted in:stepNEWS
2011
12
May
The highlight of my day was seeing a bunch of dudes with modified shit boxes in a parking lot showing the shit off like it was an Aston Martin or some shit….no wait…the highlight of the day was seeing their fat girlfriends think the motherfuckers were in Fast with their retard faces. The mall in the middle of nowhere brings out the winners….and apparently it also brings out the social awkward….I’m talking about myself. Show me your tits.
Here are my stepLINKS….
Looking Good Sweetheart…
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Some Attention Whore Slut who may be a Dude Claims That the Some A-Lister Gave them Herpes and Now they Want 20,000,000 or they Release the Sex Tape – SCANDAL –
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Leonardo Is Bangign These Body Painted Over-Rated Sagger Tits
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Minka Kelly Sluts it Up While Walking Her Bitch
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Blondes are Dumb as Shit….But I Wanna Fuck ALl Of THem
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Regular Girls Getting Naked to Pay the Bills…
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Free Webcam Girls….Other Loser Perverts Give them Money….While We all Get to Watch. Solid.
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The Situation Wouldn’t Pay His Dad’s Medical Bills and Now His Dad is Buthurt and Ranting to Anyone Who Will Listen and It’s Hilarious
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Someone In Hollywood Has Been Passing Around the Herp!
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They Strip, You Watch
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Gymnastics is Pretty Gay, But I Gotta Say Even I Was Impressed With This – VIDEO
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Rosie Huntington Whitley Brings the Hotness
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Lindsay Lohan: “Glad to Be Able to Put This Past Me. You Know, So I Can Drink Again.”
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Dare I Say Britney Spears is Looking Bangable?
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Take a Sexy Vacation
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Cam Shows that Are Free and These Days, That’s a Bargain
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Cassidy is a Squirter
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Top 25 Reality Show Sports Hotties
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She’s Kinda Skeletol But I Would Bang Angelina Jolie Still
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Uma Thurman Upskirt
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Gwenyth Paltrow Has the Chest of a 12 Year Old Boy
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Amber Rose Flaunts Her Shit
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Jennifer Aniston is Looking Raunchy and I Like It
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More Middleton Bikini Photos
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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I Love Zoe Zaldana
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Priya is Lookin Slutty
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Meet Anny D, I Think You Will Be Glad You Did
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Coco’s Ass is Insane As Always
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Britney Has One Tight Body
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Man Sent To Jail For Ejaculating In Co-Worker’s Water Bottle
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Vanessa Hudgens Hotness
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How About Some Squirting Lezzies
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God I Love Charlize Theron
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WTF Are You Wearing?
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A Bunch of Sluts At Cannes
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This Guy Could Literally Kick the Shit Out of You – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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If Movies Were Literally Their Titles: Part 2
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She’s Fucking Herself With a Baileys Bottle
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Gotta Love a Tight Body
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Rachel McAdams Hotness
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More Kate Upton Sexiness
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Scientologists DON’T Believe In Global Warming
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Lindsay Lohan And Her Wonky Tits Leaving Community Service
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Kim Kardashian And Her Big Tits Wants You To Get Wasted
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Jennifer Aniston Works A Banana
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2011
12
May
Miley keeps it white trash in Brazil, by rocking the trailer park chairs, hanging with some obese and/or pregnant chick, and a few other gutter trash with angel wing tattoos, you know the kind of girl who fucks her relatives by choice….cuz it’s more convenient than leaving the house….all she’s missing is some moonshine, a half black baby and a stripper pole…If you know what I mean…..and that’s all I have to say about that….
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Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2011
12
May
Here is Polish Model totally naked for MUSE….and I guess getting naked for a lot of money at the age of 33, when you’re comfortable enough with your body to get naked and not really care, cuz you know it’s all down hill from here and never getting better so take what you can get…is a lot better work than training to be in the circus, wrestling bears, doing acrobatics, riding elephants, or whatever else it is that Polish people do….
Why work the circus or the sex trade when you can get naked for fashion…..and that’s all I have to say about that.
Posted in:Malgosia Bela
2011
12
May
There’s something I like about seeing girls experimenting with each other. Maybe it’s the level of immaturity in their sexuality,you know like some young hot high school girls going at it fantasy, or maybe it is just their willingness to explore the different ways to get pleasure….going into hetero relationships with an open mind and willingness to revisit those crazy teen years with threesomes….Unfortunately, for us, Emma Roberts is the one wearing the pants and dictatating the direction of this pussy lick, and the one in the pants always ends up being a penis hating dyke, and I never like those kinds of lesbians…and coincidentally, they don’t like me either….
That said, here’s Emma Roberts with her girlfriend getting smeared by the pap like she was Ellen…or more eager for the attention to remind the world that after seeing her abusive father drunkenly abuse, she wants nothing to do with cock….
Posted in:Emma Roberts
2011
12
May
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Vanessa Hudgens is an attention whore and attention whores are amazing because they are usually willing to do anything, like release self shot nude pics they claim were for their boyfriend, even though we all know he was gay, in hopes of re-inventing herself and breaking free from the whole Disney bullshit reputation that made her famous in the first place…you know it hopes of a legit career…
I just hate when those same attention whores back peddle and send lawyers letters threatening to charge me as a child pornographer even though she’s a child pornographer for taking the pictures of what she’s against us posting..
It’s like stand by your attention whoring, no one likes an Indian giver…and I guess this is her trying to redeem herself….in some shorts and fuck me pirate boots…
Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens
2011
12
May
I haven’t hear much about Furries Fetishes, you know where people dress up like mascots and fuck each other in a large room filled with giant stuffed animals, that I can only assume stems from childhood crib time, that any way you look at it it’s fucking weird…But maybe these pictures of Angelina Jole Once the Hottest Thing in Hollywood will revive it provided she’s not too old to revive anything sexual….
Posted in:Angelina Jolie
2011
12
May
This 3 Headed Lady Gaga picture is doing the rounds, and shit is like a fucking nightmare to me, because I find her disgusting…and I’m not just talking disgusting cuz she runs fucking scams, pretending to be an artist and shit, I’m talking disgusting because she always looks like she’s about to throw up….It could be her weak chin and her permanently opened mouth she can’t close….or maybe it’s her bug-eyes and everything else that would have made me put her up for adoption if she was my kid, cuz a reminder that I took part in making this creature would do bad things to my spirits….
They should have just replaced her with a hot chick.
Lady Gaga’s done. Can’t wait for the rest of the world to pick up on that….
On a sidenote, V-Magazine ran a male model contest that I won by a lot and they NEVER ever gave me my prize. Fucking con artists.
Posted in:Lady Gaga
