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2011

19

Apr

Jessica Simpson Photoshopped for People of the Day

There is no way this is actually Jessica Simpson. Sure that’s her face, but if that’s her body, this is some serious strategic placement, I’m talkin millions of dollars probably went into researching just the right background to use, just the right outfit that’s tight enough to give her a waistline, just the write fishnets to distract from the fat oozing out of them, just the right cleavage to make her upper body the focal point, just the right smile to make you want to cum in her mouth, just the right laying down to let gravity flatten it all out, just the right crazy hair to narrow it all out…This took serious fucking effort and money…but probably not nearly the amount of money People got paid to list Jessica Simpson as one of their beautiful people….cuz you know there’s no way that wasn’t paid off…I mean there’s no way that whole list wasn’t paid off, but I guess you gotta do what you gotta do to survive the recession….and more importantly the irrelevance of magazines….

Here’s the big titty video…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2011

19

Apr

Kate Upton’s 18 Year Old Tits Bounce of the Day

Why the fuck didn’t I know there was a national cleavage day for some bullshit charity….that can’t be all that bullshit if it involves bitches playing with their tits with the excitement you’d expect from a child on Christmas day opening that toy they always wanted only to find it under the Christmas Tree…that for some reason never happened cuz no one loved you…if you know what I mean…

She’s 18. American. On the rise and is going to take the fuck over. Already so eager to use her body for profit, only good things are going to come of this……

Posted in:Kate Upton

2011

19

Apr

Evan Rachel Wood in her Underwear for Esquire of the Day

Here’s a not so hot, but half naked, which technically makes it hot enough for me, despite the bitch in the pics not actually being all that hot, but good enough to look at half naked, as all girls are….pictures of Evan Rachel Wood in lingerie for Esquire….

I posted this clip of her Naked in Mildred Pierce ….and she’s got a decent skinny body, and skinny always wins and is worth celebrating, because fat is always disgusting and an epidemic I am trying to stop by making girls feel like shit about their bodies…

I generally try to ignore that she used to fuck Marilyn Manson’s man pussy, not that a girls past has ever really stopped me from looking at semi-nude pictures of them, see, cuz I generally don’t care what a bitch puts in her vagina…or where she sticks her strap on dick….Who cares…

Posted in:Evan Rachel Wood

2011

19

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Technically it’s not morning anymore, but morning is a state of mind…..

Which doesn’t answer the ever lingering question of Who are you and why are you reading this smut? What’s wrong with you?

Here are my morning hangover dump cuz I’m hungover…and it’s getting repetitive/boring.

Here’s a Babe I’d Like to Go to Bed With
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2011 NBA Mock Draft: Cheerleader Edition
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Free Cam Shows
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Why the Fuck Have I Not Noticed Resse Whitherspoon’s MASSIVE FUCKING CHIN Before?
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Big Tits on the Beach
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Get a Load of Tahiti Cora
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Ex Girlfriends Regret Those Videos They Make
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Amateur Rubs One Out
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Some Dude Dressed Up as a Mannequin So He Could Hang Out in a Ladies Restroom
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Pussy for Breakfast
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Posted in:MHD

2011

19

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

I biggest stepNEWS is that Jenny McCarthy answered me on twitter after mocking her uterus for giving autism….but I guess that’s really not news at all….maybe the fact that telling teen girls smoking is bad in sweat pants with an erection is ineffective and illegal is stepNEWS….or getting drunk at making friends on the internet at 4 am is…only to wake up at noon not knowing or understanding why you’re a broke ass joke…or maybe the real news is that the bitch from Scream 4 who’s pics I posted yesterday closed down her facebook cuz of me…..

I don’t know anymore…but here’s what my news editor in cheif sent me…

Adult Store Sparks More Controversy
There is more controversy for a Manassas store that sells lingerie and pornographic movies. KK’s Temptations has only been open for about six months, but some City Council members are concerned about the image it is portraying and has launched an expensive study to look into it.

Match.com to check sex offender registry
Online dating site Match.com says it will begin screening its users against the national sex offender registry. Because some bitch named Carole Markin, who is some Harvard educated Film Producer got raped from some 6 time offender she met, reminding that the internet is full of crazies…

A tornado stole this guys hamburger…

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I got fan mail….

I never read your blog, except when there are link to it from other sites I like, so I am not really sure how you are the majority of the time.

But what I have read in the last little bit makes me really sad. I understand the gossip world, and how people like to criticize others and feel empowered in doing so, but your type of criticism is really scary.

I don’t think you realize how much responsibility you hold, and how much you contribute to the many horrible things that people have to deal with, from self-esteem and satisfaction with their body, to general happiness and well-being.

Writing about someone that they look like the excess of their mother’s broken uterus and drug use is so cruel, its psychopathic. And that you are saying it about young women is really sick.

You probably don’t care what I have to say because you are in such denial about what kind of person you, or maybe you got so fucked up you don’t care anymore, but don’t work so hard to fuck up everyone around you. We are all just trying to get by and be happy, why do you have it make it so much harder for others?

Here’s to hoping you grow up and start acting like a real man.

This is what I wrote back…

I love it when you flirt with me….it’s so hot…I am touching myself right now…wanna skype you fat bitch.

This just confirms I’m on the right path to make a difference in the world, you know to make ugly people kill themselves, or at least try to make the best of the horrible genetics they were given….through starvation, plastic suregery, etc.

I’m not a psychopath, I’m just objective commentary on the internet, everyone knows there are no feelings on the internet, but on the positive side, I cry everytime I masturbate in women’s panties, would a psychopath do that? Okay, maybe that’s a bad example…..

It’s not my fault they are in the public eye getting paparazzi pics taken, giving me the opportunity to talk about it…they are the ones to blame….

Here are my stepLINKS

Elsa Pataky Black Bikini Slut
GO

KeSha Has a Naked Fat Fan
GO

Juliette Lewis is Squatting on a Table and I Like It
GO

Amazing Dickhead Gets Owned at a Music Fest- You’ll Love This….
GO

Web Cam Sluts to Make You Forget It’s Monday
GO

Flexi Asian Slut with a Snake
GO

Carmen Electra’s Cleavage Still Works
GO

Demi Lovato Looks Like She is About 300 Pounds
GO

Vacation Sluts That You KNOW Will Put Out
GO

Free Cam Shows. Yeah That’s Right, FREE
GO

Miley Cyrus Has a New Tattoo
GO

Hot Teen Shoves Her Panties In Her Vadge
GO

We Miss You: 25 Women We Want Back in Sports
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Sexy Toys for Playtime
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Ellen Barkin’s Tits Throwback
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Nicolas Cage Dares The Cops To Arrest Him, Gets Arrested
GO

Jessica Simpson is as Big a Moron As Ever
GO

Miranda Kerr’s Post-Pregnancy Bikini Body is Looking Tight
GO

Kim Kardashian Covers Up Her Gunt
GO

Alessandra Ambrosio was at Coachella
GO

She Looks Like a Tanned California Girl
GO

Kiss Cam FAIL
GO

Lizzy Has One Hot Body
GO

Maliah Michelle is Looking Hto By the Bar-B-Q
GO

Nicki Minaj Gives Chris Paul A Freaky Lap Dance! [Video]
GO

Software Firm Looking To Hire Naked Web Coders
GO

I Wanna Bang Mariska Hargitay From Law and Order
GO

Daria and Natalie Play With Each Other
GO

Audrina Patridge Calendar Shoot
GO

WTf Is This Bitch Wearing?
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Megan Fox, Just Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Damn Dirty Web Cam Girl
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Girl on the Street Gets Paid to Put on the Worlds Smallest Bikini
GO

Meet Stevie Lynn
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Gay Fight on the Subway
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The Jersey Shore Meets Dragonball Z – VIDEO
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Dita Von Tease WTF Are You Wearing?
GO

Evan Rachel Wood is a Bi Sexual Slut and I Like It
GO

Honestly, Hayden Panty Airs Body is Just Midget-ish and Weird and I Donèt Understand It
GO

Jenna Jameson Dressed Like She’s Ready to Ride….It’s instinctive
GO

32 Sexy Photos Of Kourtney Kardashian For Her 32nd Birthday
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Serena Williams: Bitch Knows How To Work A Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio Shows Off Her Panties
GO

Kim Kardashian Brings Her Tits Poolside
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Michael Phelps And Some Chicks With Big Tits. Nice!
GO

Vanessa Hudgens Doing Ecstasy?
GO

Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

18

Apr

Miranda Kerr Post Pregnancy Pics of the Day

There are some pictures of Miranda Kerr’s amazing new mom body, showing off some amazing new mom tits, and I call the whole thing amazing, cuz it never happens like this, only when a bitch has a million dollar contract that depends on her getting back to this level of amazing….

I post this as motivation for wifes and mothers everywhere to put a little effort in, cuz it is possible to not be the slop in sweat pants eating donuts, if anything you moms have had a conspiracy that baby weight is the end, it’s here to stay and there’s nothing we can do about it, but now we are reminded of the truth and that is that you’re all a bunch of fucking liars….

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Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2011

18

Apr

Marielle Jaffe’s Hot Facebook Hacked Pics of the Day

I saw Scream 4 yesterday.

It was actually pretty good. Shit had me freaked out, it tricked me a little but I’ve always liked the Scream Movies cuz they are clever and comical…even if the scariest thing in the whole thing is Neve Campbell’s face and Courtney Cox’s plastic surgery…..and the funniest thing is David Arquette’s horrible acting…

Hayden Panettiere flexed her tits and looked hot, Emma Roberts looked good in distress and this other bitch named Marielle Jaffe, who I knew was going to be one of the first to go because I had never heard of her, especially because she looked like a stripper pretty much confirming her purpose to the movie….

So when these slutty facebook pics of her, you know the kind you know she’s using to get this big break out there and secured, were emailed to me, I was happy to look at them, and even happy to share them to you, cuz I’m always down for new pussy eager to get famous posing half naked for her friends and family…cuz it’s just a matter of time before she starts doing it for the world.

She’s definitely one to look out for…cuz things are gonna get slutty…I can tell

Posted in:Marielle Jaffe

2011

18

Apr

Jennifer Hudson is Skinnier than Kim Kardashian of the Day

Jennifer Hudson is skinnier than Kim Kardashian ….I’m talking a lot skinnier than Kim Kardashian and that must be depressing…because rich or not, nobody likes being fatter than a fat girl.

It’s a real testament to just how badly Kim Kardashian has let herself go. It’s a real testament to just how much of a lazy bitch shit is.

I mean this is fucking Jennifer Hudson, who used to be half cow ready for feeding, not to say she’s still not a cow, but definitely to say she’s more fit than Kim Kardashian, and that’s the kind of shit girls kill themselves over….”You’re fatter than Jennifer Hudson”….Suicide.

We can only hope…cuz Kim Kardashian is a disgusting pig of a person, and this is some support documents to prove it…she shoulda stuck to porn cuz the pressure of porno and the emotional baggage it comes with woulda kept her in shape…

ca

Posted in:Jennifer Hudson

2011

18

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in Vegas of the Day

Kim Kardashian is huge. Spanx are not going to save this bitch much longer…..cuz there comes a point in obesity that just can’t be strapped the fuck down….you know where it spills the fuck over the shit like the untamed fucking pig that she is….and lookin’ at her doughy stomach…that time is soon….I just wonder if she’s gonna go back to her porn career when all is said and done and no one gives a fuck about her…cuz even with all the money in the world….I know bitches like this love attention and hate losing it to other bitches…in an addicted to fame kinda thing…only this time it’ll be BBW fetish shit….and not just interracial shit I like to watch to remind me of what she’s capable of and more importantly what got her where she is today…. HER PORNO

Either way, here’s her fat ass…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian