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2011

20

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I hate that today is 420. I hate that every idiot on Facebook friend and twitterer i follow is getting excited about the shit like they were high school boys….or right that’s because they are high school boys…No Pedophile.

I wonder if that joke converted and if it didn’t, I still hope all you 420 idiots get in trouble, arrested and prison raped…No Pedophile. I’m talking to all of you and not in sexual terms, but in you deserve to be emotionally tarnished terms….

Here are my morning links…

A T Rex Eating School Children is as Good a Place to Start Out as Any
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The 50 Hottest Brunettes in Sports
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Free Cam Shows to Sure Those Mid Week Blues
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Kesha Grossness of the Day
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Anyone Up for a Blonde Cutie?
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Some Laura Dore for the Morning
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Asian Amateur Oils Herself Up
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Now This is Winning
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She Knows How to Take it All In
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You Know the Recession is Bad When Bitches Are Fighting For a Job at McDonalds
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2011

19

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Highlight of my day was probably when Jenny McCarthy tweeted me even after mocking her uterus for the ability to make autism….and that’s pretty fucking depressing….because I don’t leave my house….it’s probably better than way…especially with these stepLINKS…..stick with me and you won’t ever have to leave your house either…together we’ll be disassociated and alone…together….

Beyonce in a Bra Dress cuz She’s Competing with Rihanna for Jay Z’s Affection…
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Amber Rose in a Bikini – Make this Pig Disappear!
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Paz De La Huerta is an Insane Drunk and I Love It
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Live Sex Show You Don’t Have to Leave Your House to See
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Hot Blonde is Bent Over
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I Love College: Hottest Fans From the Top Party Schools
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The Hottest Old Hollywood Sex Symbols
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I Don’t Know Who Jessie J Is But She Looks Like a Slut and Here She is Performing on Jimmy Kimmel
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Jessica Simpson is Fat and It’s Funny
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The Best Vacation Of Your Life Where You Will Get Laid More Than Ever
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Free Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Beyonce’s New Video Ridiculousness
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Perky Emo Pussy Rub
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Sexy Toys For Sexy Times
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Whitney Port Panty Upskirt
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SOMEBODY BRING ME A BACON BOUQUET
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Elizabeth Banks, Just Because
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Fergie Rocking Thigh High Boots
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Is Nice And Shiny
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The 9/11 truthers are mad at Charlie Sheen
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Jackass wannabe gets PWND
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Check Out Loaura Dore
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BAD GIRLS CLUB FIGHT! YES!
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Summer Solstice and Lucy Fire
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Spanish Politician Bares Her Breasts In Racy Campaign Posters
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Leanna Rimes Looks Like Shes About to Die From Starvation
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hotness
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Amber Rose Cause it’s a Slow Day
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Weirdo Asian of the Day
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Another Random Pic Dump
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Liz Hurley Launches Her Lingerie Store With Sluts in Lingerie
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Bitch Fight at a Lil Wayne Concert
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striptease of the Day
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Susan, Rachel or Marletta?
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Cowgirl Sabrina Maree
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10 of the hottest MILFs in sitcom history
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Scarlett Johansson Still Looks Like A Dead Body
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Nicki Minaj Gives A Special Lap Dance For The Troops [Video]
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Rebecca Black: Let The Whoring Begin
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Jack Black Looking Damn Sexy
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Jill Zarin More Jew Than Before
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Charles Manson Believes In Global Warming So it Must Be True
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Amber Rose Shows Her Big Tits In A Tiny Bikini
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Bridget Marquardt Gives Me Wood
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

19

Apr

Bridget Marquardt in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Playboy bitch doing showing off her Playboy body, cuz that’s really all she fucking knows, and I guess we need bitches like this in the world, because without them, there’d be no porn, stripclubs, or grabbin’ titties for 10 dollars a song. So let’s celebrate this in this holy resurection of Christ Easter time…..

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Posted in:Bridget Marquardt

2011

19

Apr

Katy Perry’s Saggy Tits Do a Movie Premiere of the Day

Here are some pictures of Russel Brand pretending to be straight while engaging in illicit lovingly looks to his bride with a dumpy mom body, even though she hasn’t even hit 30 yet….I mean he is an actor and I guess acting is what he’s all about…making it easy to pretend that he’s happily in love with this pig and her pig tits while really he’s in love with her penis shaped clitoral attachment…

I don’t fucking know, I just assume all androgynist people with dainty accents take it up the ass, I could be wrong, but it is the only thing that would explain marrying this twat…bedding her I get, cuz who wouldn’t hate fuck Katy Perry and her cankles just to watch her sloppy belly jiggle…but to marry it, that’s on a whole other level of weird sexual issues….fetish maybe, homosexuality probably…and who fucking cares…Not me..I just like I seem like I do cuz I wrote all this shit about nothing…

Posted in:Katy Perry

2011

19

Apr

Kylie Minogue Cancer Surviving Breast of the Day

I’d like to take this short bit of time out of my day to recognize Kylie Minogue’s breast and the heroic battle it went on, fighing cancer breast tissue to breast tissue, a story of meeting adversity and overcoming all odds, coming out alive, the Survival tit….I’d love to option the movie and give James Franco the role of the nipple, since he’s good at the hero shit after the whole 127 hour shit…. assuming this is her real tit and not a breast cancer survivor implant, in which case I take it all back….but will still post the pics…cuz staring at tit is staring at tit…and that’s good enough for me…

Posted in:Kylie Minogue

2011

19

Apr

Jessica Alba’s Pregnancy Pictures that Represent Bad Decision Making Skills of the Day

Here are some pictures of a pregnant Alba…What a fucking waste.

Maybe I’m just saying that cuz I’m a firm believer that pregnancy isn’t hot and that it kills bodies, careers and vaginas……

Maybe I’m just saying that cuz I don’t realize how naked she is gonna be getting in future roles to stay relevant and to get paid….

Maybe I’m just saying that cuz I firmly believe in abortion as a form of contraceptive…third trimester if escape route is needed….

Maybe I’m just saying that cuz these aren’t pics of her in a bikini….

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2011

19

Apr

Boris Becker’s Son’s Hustlin’ a Bitch in a Bikini of the Day

I guess my dream of being a tennis star’s son wasn’t researched well enough, cuz it turns out that obscure level of relevance based on fame and fortune by association, doesn’t pull the kind of pussy you’d expect your trust fund to pull, answering the age-old question that I am sure no one before me has ever asked, that it’s better to be the tennis player than the tennis player’s son…

This brown lady gaga looks young, I probably shouldn’t be posting this….but I am anyway.

Posted in:Boris Becker

2011

19

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley Not in a Bikini Promoting a Bikini of the Day

This is kind of a scam, if you want me to believe in your product, you have to come across in a way that makes me think you believe in it too, it’s just not good sales to be fully clothed, dressing up random whores to promote your shit, when you’ve got the tits and mom body to do it your fucking self….If anything it just makes me hate her clothing line…cuz I feel like she’s just slapping her name on it for a paycheck…instead of slapping her pussy on it and getting wet….

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley

2011

19

Apr

Demi Moore’s Hard Nipple of the Day

I’m convinced Demi Moore is walking around with such a hard fake, million dollars of plastic surgery nipple to distract from her Shitty Uterus and it’s ability to vaginally fart out some of the ugliest creatures I’ve ever seen….who for some reason feel entitled to become famous or in the lime light by moving the LA at their own will….setting themselves up to be made fun of for being so weird looking…

Or maybe she’s just doing it cuz she wants the boys to notice her, cuz anyone who puts a million dollars into modifying themselves like a japanese import car, obviously wants guys jerking off to her…

Either way, whatever the motivation is, she’s doing it….

Posted in:Demi Moore

2011

19

Apr

Brooklyn Decker is Not Topless Enough of the Day

I have had a few argruments with guys at the bar, even though I hate these kinds of coversations, cuz in the grand scheme of things, they just don’t matter and talking celebs is just a waste of fucking time, but an example of how they’ve manipulated their way into our lives via marketing, because we don’t know them, will never know them, and generally just don’t matter in any fucking way….except maybe to make other girls feel like shit about themselves….

These arguments were about Brooklyn Decker, fit body and full tits aside, she looks like she’s got Down’s Syndrome, and the only reason she got the cover of SI is cuz she’s married to a pro athlete, who is more powerful than you realize, and has the best sports agents in the world who can strong arm any sports magazine, and pretty much jeopardize their existence by pulling their exclusive stories and sending them elsewhere unless they give the wife a cover shoot….

She’s not as hot as you think she is, but she is topless in these pics and that makes her hotter than usual cuz I don’t have to look at the retard face, but instead look at her nipple-less breast..in pantyhose…I guess nobody’s perfect…but a lot of people are just good enough….Good times..

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