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2011

04

Apr

Pamela Hasselhoff is the Next Pam Anderson of the Day

Pamela Hasselhoff is the new Shauna Sand…You know a bitch who married some D-List star from the 90s, spending his money on bleaching her hair, fake tanning, raising his trashy kids, while eating baked goods, who in her midlife crisis, after always being the back burner pussy who could never compete with her Husband’s Baywatch girls, and now finally getting the approval she always wanted, by some groupie kid who is using her to get noticed, as she parades around the world with her trophy she bought with Hasselhoff money…It’s funny…and maybe even a little erotic…even if she’s disgusting…cuz a willing pussy is always worth noticing…even it’s 4 am off the internet quality…FOLLOW ME

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2011

04

Apr

Kelly Brook Pregnant and Not Flashing Crotch of the Day

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I guess now that Kelly Brook is pregnant, she’s keeping her vagina to herself, you know not exposed and quivering for attention or model work that solidifies her as a legit person in the entertainment world, that she’s been doing bottom feeding gigs for over a decade to finally get, one of those gigs being a relationship with Billy Zane….

And that’s too bad, cuz I kinda liked the way her pussy looked like it was sticking its tongue out at me …FOLLOW ME

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2011

04

Apr

Irina Shayk at Tao Beach Pool Party of the Day

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SI Swimsuit model Irina Shayk was probably paid to be at the opening party of a Vegas beach pool that I can imagine is piss filled and Jersey Shore polluted, cuz some of the trashiest people in the world love Vegas, espcially when they get to spend their days getting drunk at their pool parties like they were on Spring Break in Cancun..If they are lucky they can run into the cast of The Hills or Holly Madison….not that it matters…there are tits in a bikini and that’s fun in any setting no matter how much urine is involved….FOLLOW ME

Gabrielle Union was also there….I don’t know who that is….But she’s in a bikini top….

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2011

04

Apr

Tara Reid Not Drunk or Sloppy Enough of the Day

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Tara Reid is amazing…not because she’s got the dumbest looking fake tits…or because she’s all that accomplished or respected in her career, but amazing because she made real fucking bank on the few shitty movies that carried her into a 10 year party binge, Spring Break hustle, on an international level, and sure that may wreck a pussy and a face, it’s probably a lot of fucking fun….Far more interesting than the local drunken trash like Lohan and the other shit…Tara Reid did it right and that’s why she’s smiling while pussy like Lohan’s just washed up and crying…FOLLOW ME

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2011

04

Apr

Emma Roberts Daddy’s Unwanted Girl in Shorts of the Day

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Here are some pics of Emma Roberts in a pair of little shorts…

I bet this girl is a real fucking handful to deal with. Not only is she a spoiled brat from LA, but she obviously also has real fucking daddy issues. The kind of daddy issues that we can’t even understand cuz they stem from having a daddy who was too into himself while trying to get back to his highpoint of the early ’80s, back when he either won an Academy Award or was nominated for one, and fell into shitty gig after shitty gig, leading to drug and alocholism that landed him in rehab, a series of failures and pathetic behavior that didn’t have room to teach his little girl or show her that he cares, cuz he was too busy crying in the corner…amazing. I love Daddy issues……FOLLOW ME

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2011

04

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio Mom Ass in Demin of the Day

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Wow. I have no idea why I just uploaded these pictures. They are not of Alessandra Ambrosio half naked, they aren’t of her having sex or giving a blowjob, they aren’t even of her giving birth to her kid, they are strictly her shopping in a pair of fucking jeans, and that means this post is a huge waste of time, even if checking out moms in tight jeans is one of my skills I write on my job application forms….when I am forced to apply to jobs I don’t want to get in order to stay on welfare….FOLLOW ME

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2011

04

Apr

Eniko Mihalik for Muse #23 of the Day

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I’ve posted on Eniko Mihalik before….and I love her TITS…So I’m just gonna keep documenting her career, hoping she’s a workaholic cuz the more she works, the better it is for all of us, cuz her work involves getting half naked, cuz she knows that it’s a hell of a lot better than being a hooker back home in Hungary…FOLLOW ME

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2011

04

Apr

Reese Witherspoon on the cover of Elle UK in a One Piece of the Day

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Reese Witherspoon is on of those chicks who other chicks really find hot but who leaves guys wondering what the fuck all they hype is about. It’s like sure she’s not horrible looking, sure, she’s horrible cuz she trapped her first husband by being horrible and getting knocked up, like insecure doughy girls have done for decades before her, and she’s horrible with all her church going Southern bullshit, and she’s horrible for being seen jogging all the time, but always managing to stay fat and sloppy like she’s had one too many biscuits…down at the plantation house…

Here she is on the cover of Elle UK, in a one piece, even when she should be wearing pants, where I am sure she talked a whole lot of bullshit about her relationships and recent marriages, cuz that’s just the kind of useless twat starving for attention but not starving at all, she is…. if you know what you mean…FOLLOW ME

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2011

04

Apr

Marloes Horst’s Nipples in MIH Jeans Campaign of the Day

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I don’t know how popular this Marloes Horst model is, you see cuz I’m not gay, a photographer, in the fashion industry, or creepily obsessed with models, cuz I generally hate models, envy their big money and party lifestyles, traveling the world to get half naked, but I know they are freakishly tall, and despite being called out for being skinny, actually are broader than most professional basketball playing men, but I do like them better than celebs, cuz celebs are generally not hot…all this to say these aren’t as good as her topless TOPLESS PHOTOSHOOTS, but they’re better than nothing….and that’s pretty much good enough for me and even the philosophy I like to live by….cuz I have low expectations….FOLLOW ME

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2011

04

Apr

Miley Cyrus in Lingerie as Outterwear of the Day

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I don’t think this is actually lingerie, it’s pretty much how bitches dress these days, making a walk down the street some kind of burlesque show from the 1920s or some shit, you know the same shit you had to spend serious money to see bitches like this during the great depression, while everyone else was starving to death and dying of the black plague….not that I know what I’m talking about, I haven’t really studied history, I just know that we’ve come a long way….

I also know that I’m one corset as a shirt away from masturbating in public all over an unsuspecting bitch, cuz shoving this kind of thing down my throat everyday while I’m forced to come home to a pig of a wife, isn’t good for the psychology of the perverts like me….FOLLOW ME

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