Here’s some news that isn’t news…but that’s good enough for me cuz the actual news is boring. Ignorance is ideal. It makes panic about the end of the world far easier to deal with…
Don’t Monetize God…
Pole Dancing for Jesus
Pole dancing as a workout is nothing new. Over the past few years, independent studios have popped up all over the country, but there is a very unique type of pole dancing class here in our area.
Vicious Bullying Attack on 9-Yr-Old Because of Buck Teeth
Connor Middleton isn’t sure why 3 boys, all much bigger than him, singled him out to pick on.
Jessica White is Black showed off her gutter tattoos for INKED magazine last month and I had no idea, because I hate tattoos almost as much as I hate Tattoo culture…I am sure there was a time getting tatted up was cool, rock and roll, bad ass, even interesting or intriguing, but that time is not now. It’s on some Jersey Shore kick of mainstream, full sleeves on every second chachi at the club drinking magnums of Goose, dancing on tables flexing their arms to seduce their cheesy bitches….the only thing tough about them is the ability to put up with the tattoo gun pain, while everything is just pure pussy…..a pussy unlike the one Jessica White is Black should have been showing in these pictures…
I don’t know how I missed it, but blame being drunk…it’s always my excuse for everything from fights, to rape, to sex offense…and I’m not stopping now..
Apparently, these are the last nude pics she will ever do…but I say once a whore – always a whore…
Their names are: Juno Temple, Haley Bennett, Roxeanne Mesquida and Christine Nguyen. I have never heard of any of them cuz they are foreign…
The movie called Kaboom. I have never heard of it….cuz it is foreign….
So think of this as your injection of culture…you know the kind of shit you can use on an internet date in second life…to make the bitch think you know what’s up…a little “Juno Temple was riveting in Kaboom”, kinda shit….
But apparently it’s out on DVD May 31, 2011, so that makes these nudes some kind of exclusive, if you knew who any of these bitches were or if you were kicking yourself cuz you missed the shit when it was in your arthouse theater…right…..
I just IMDBed the shit, it’s a Gregg Araki movie…I guess it’s not the foreign after all… he is responsible for Rose McGowan’s tits in Doom Generation – a cinematic hall of fame moment – he is also japanese…here are the clips anyway….watch them for Japan…
Emma Watson saves the day. She’s like when you say “Support our Troops” at a presidential campaign debate, or even at a concert, shit just gets the virgin loser screaming like school girls, and since virgin losers are the only people who read these kinds of sites, let me say “Emma Watson”…now is your cue to cheer….
Good work people. It’s not like you have anything better to do, you know with no friends and all…Loser…
Hey come back… I need you…without you I am all alone….you Harry Potter loving weirdos…
After that whole PINK pregnancy disaster, I figured I’d reclaim sexy pregnancy with these pics of Alba’s pregnant tits, no wait, that’s right, although a step up from Pink, pregnancy is always disgusting…do you people not believe in abortions anymore?! Seriously, they invented them for a reason….Milk filled tits or not, there’s nothing awesome about a tattered body and more importantly a vagina that was a shell of what it once was….
I still don’t believe that Pink’s got lady reproductive organs….and I’m not saying that to be funny, I’m saying that because of her broad muscular frame and her hard fucking face….but the rumor is that she is hiding an unwanted pregnancy for the baby that’s gonna come out of her wishing she had got an abortion cuz no one wants to be the kid with two dads. Take that Gay marriage.
Here she is taking pregnancy by the balls and not letting it get in the way of her sex appeal your homo asses have been tricked into jerking off to….cuz nothing says pussy I want to fuck like pajama pants, an oversized hoddie while walking around barefoot…it’s reminscent of homeless sex with a single mother who’s lives in her station wagon but won’t let stop pretending the back alley is her own private piss filled living room…
Here’s Pink lookin’ like she was Perez Hilton in his fat years…
In the event you were concerned with the condition of Ciara’s legs, you’ll be happy to know, she’s still got them….
I don’t know what anyone would be concered with the condition of Ciara’s legs, but I figured it was the only angle I had on this post, cuz I don’t even remember who Ciara is….
Wasn’t she the Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard who everyone thought was a post-op tranny? You know in a it takes a dude to know how to really suck dick cuz he has a dick kinda way….
Well, that makes this post a little more questionable….maybe I should focus on pregnant bitches who I know have official lady parts, you know since this gender bender shit is out of control…Gays to the left of me, trannies to the right of me, lesbians behind me, and bi sexuals everywhere else….I blame all the hormones processed foods.
I’m pretty sure she’s got a dick, it may be one of those dick clit pussies, but there’s no way this bitch has testicles…or is there?
I don’t want to give you or your virinity a heart attack, but here are some pictures of busty Liz Hurley on set in a tight enough dress to stare at, shooting Wonder Woman, which is probably going to be your new favorite show….I don’t mean to spoil the excitement of the first episode, you know you’ve already planned watching with a vat of mayonaise and some raw chicken skin for masturbation purposes, so think of it as a preview of what’s to come…if you know what I mean…which you do…
