Little known fact. Kim Kardashian makes me money. Sure it’s not much money, cuz this site sucks, but it is enough to get drunk at least twice a month, which means in a weird way, Kim Kardashia pretty much works for me….or maybe that means I work for her…because everytime I post on her, it gives her attention, even if only to a handful of half retarded people, it’s still some stamp of approval I don’t like doing….

Little known fact. Kim Kardashian is fat as fuck. That body is some sloppy mess marketed to be a good thing, but definitely not a good thing, cuz it makes girls who would otherwise have eating disorders if their idols were who they were supposed to be, and not lazy, talentless, whores, you know like back when fat chicks weren’t famous for nothing, to order that other piece of cake.

Little known fact. I tweet Kardashian daily, cuz she knows how this game works and hasn’t unblocked me cuz she knows how the game works, even though I only have a handful of half retarded followers.

Don’t get me wrong, I’d still want to taste her fat chck asshole after a day in these pants sweating, but I have no standards. If anything, I’m disgusting. I also don’t think this ass is all that great to look at, especially when this bitch didn’t strap herself down in spanx hard enough for this pant choice, and the heels she’s wearing that can’t get any higher to make any fucking sense..

Who cares. There are more important things going on in the world.

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