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Bella Thorne Titty in Paris of the Day
Bella Thorne Titty in Paris of the Day
Pixie Lott Pushing Up The Tits of the Day
Pixie Lott Pushing Up The Tits of the Day
Kendall Jenner Wore a Nipple Dress for Fashion of the Day
Kendall Jenner Wore a Nipple Dress for Fashion of the Day
Did Heather Graham Have Real Sex in Nowhere of the Day
Did Heather Graham Have Real Sex in Nowhere of the Day
Pregnant Margot Robbie’s Sheer Shirt of the Day
Pregnant Margot Robbie’s Sheer Shirt of the Day

2011

28

Mar

Abbey Lee Kershaw Topless for Vogue Russia of the Day

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When fashion looks like this…I consider myself a fashionista. This is me slipping into a pair of fashion pants, heading down to fashion parties, to hang with obnoxious fashion people, talking about useless shit, while judging everyone around us, cuz they just don’t meet our standards….cuz if Fashion keep on this porn route, not that tits are porn, but shit’s definitely erotic and I’m gonna endorse it….cuz anyone who can get million dollar ad deals while taking fetish pics like this is someone I need to meet cuz I want a private jet to fly away from this ghetto hell I’m living….

Here are the tits….

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2011

28

Mar

Tits on TV of the Day

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Here’s Laura Wiggins topless in Shameless cuz Shameless is probably the best show on TV that I’ve never seen, but that you should all watch because if you do, they won’t get cancelled and they will get more and more bitches naked on TV, which is something I think is key to a better tomorrow….a world where the media isn’t run by or influenced by the Christians…or whoever decided that Tits don’t belong on TV….but belonged on the internet that became more popular than TV…I say give the people what we want motherfuckers…

Here’s that clip from Shameless and my free advertising for Shameless, cuz I gotta endorse things I believe in…

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2011

28

Mar

Some More Britney Spears Performing in a Leotard of the Day

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I already posted these Britney Leotard in Concert pics….

But they are the highlight of the day…a highlight that brought together the Britney Spears and fat chicks in an office cubicle remembering their teenage idol, gay men trying to be fabulous, and chronic masturbating perverts who like a nice fat celebrity ass on stage in a leotard….Britney’s most recent performance, substantially better in pictures than video, cuz you don’t need to get distracted by her shitty music, and allows you to take it all in and I figured I’d post some more of the pictures….

I’m just sad there were no vagina slips….even though I’ve seen Britney’s vagina and know it’s on some crusty mom pussy shit that’s not all that awesome to look at but still better than not lookin’ at hit poking out of her costume…If you know what I mean…

Here’s her thickness performing in video…complete with gay guys in the audience singing along…

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2011

28

Mar

Naomi Campbell’s Living the Good Life While Scratching Her Ass of the Day

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Here’s some shitty Naomi Campbell bikini pics, no racist, as she sits and smokes on a yacht that I assume belongs to her billionaire Russian tycoon who somehow got the contracts for oil during the fall of communism in what I can only assume was a wholesome, legal and ethical way.

There’s nothing hot about these pictures, unless you like watching pretentious, high maintenance scratching her ass that gave her this good life….

But I’m posting them anyway, cuz she’s wearing a bikini and that’s really all I need to justify wasting my time uploading this shit, no racist.

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2011

28

Mar

Fergie’s Ass Cares about Japan of the Day

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Here’s my attempt to cleanse the world and by world I mean the readers of this amazing life changing website, and by readers I mean one reader that makes me feel like I’m not talking to myself, even if I am cuz he’s from some weird country and likes tits, from the cancer that is PARIS HILTON RUNNING FOR SELF SERVING PURPOSE….

So here’s pics of Fergie in tight pants running the same marathon, only not for the same reasons as Paris Hilton, you know she’s not doing it to make people think she is involved and cares about helping the world be a better place, instead of the rich, vapid, racist, useless cunt she is…cuz unlike Paris Hilton, Fergie doesn’t really have an image in need of clearing up….and may just be doing to help a cause she believes in…and that’s worth watching especially when there’s tight ass being put on display…hell if I got to stand behind this, I’d probably try to keep up to keep staring proper…

Not that it matters.

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2011

28

Mar

Paris Hilton Pretends She’s Not Racist of the Day

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Neil Strauss, the writer of “The Game”, which outlines the basic psychology of tricking pussy into having sex with you, released a new book that features interview questions that never ran in magazines with a bunch of idiots. I was at a book store the other day trying to look up girls’ skirts when everything else was closed and I wasn’t ready to come back home, and I picked up a copy of the book…It bored me…but I know that last week he released some quote by Paris Hilton saying she doesn’t do black people, pretty much telling the world she’s no Kardashian, and now she wants to sue, but unfortunately, dude probably has the recording of her saying it, so in a PR sweep she’s gotta try to white wash this fact but doing charitable things for Japan, cuz a racist wouldn’t do anything nice for Japan….Apparently, she didn’t get the notice that no one gives a fuck about whether she’s a racist cunt or not, she’s been flagged a trashy piece of shit pig with a privileged life a long time ago, and she just doesn’t matter…but it’s nice to see her try anyway….and by nice I mean funny at how pathetic this sinking ship is.

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2011

28

Mar

Kylie Minogue Playin Out Some Kinf of Fetish on Stage of the Day

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Here’s some Kylie Minogue in some weird Star Wars Roman Empire looking costume that I assume some of you nerd virgin losers are into. You know Sci/Fi fantasy shit…that brings back memories of you fisting yourself to Kid Icarus as you tried to save the world from evil while everyone else you knew was out hanging with their friends on the weekend and not sitting at home with their mom eating oreos while taking breaks from their Nintendo…

I’m posting it to show that breast cancer doesn’t slow a bitch down or rob her of her feminity and sex appeal, bitch can hustle her old lady shit in a way that makes me want to knock her up….or at least try.

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2011

28

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Circus Freak Relationship of the Day

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I call bullshit.

Sure, maybe the family is connected at the soul, you know cuz Kris Humphries has two sisters named Krystal and Kaela, on some ridiculous “We name our kids with the letter K” connection….but there’s no way this motherfucker is black enough for Kim Kardashian’s liking. Maybe the 6 foot 9 factor allows his penis to work in the way of Ray J, you know cuz even a tiny dick on a 6 foot 9 dude is probably a foot long, and Kardashian needs big cock to fill her fat cunt, all girls love big cock, but Kardashian needs big cock, just to get around that huge ass of her and penetrate her pussy at the same time, dude needs to be at least a foot just to get the tip in.

Not that it matters.

What matters is that I’m pretty sure Kardashian’s into this cuz she appreciates the fact people notice her cuz this spectacle is almost comical….I just hope the sex tape’s being filmed, cuz seriously, I love freakshow sex. It’s a weakness.

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2011

28

Mar

Britney Spears Performing in a Leotard of the Day

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I guess someone told Britney she wasn’t too fat to wear a leotard and that she wasn’t going to look like the fat kid in the dance recital trying to squeeze into the same costume as the skinny kid cuz they needed cohesiveness in their performance, and dressing her up as the fat blog of shit the other kids dance around in fear cuz it’s not politically correct, assuming Britney Spears cares about being too fat or capable, she’s just going through the motions she is contractually obliged to, cuz her team that lives off her success doesn’t want the money train to ever end, figuring she’s already got no shame, no dignity, and pretty much no soul, they better just ride this bitch out as hard as they can, whether it humilates the bitch or not, cuz she won’t know the fucking different….and the sick thing in all this is that I’m loving her big, round fat ass, I wanna take a fucking bite out of the shit I know is smeared all over it thanks to a lack of hygiene or ability to take care of herself…you know how crazy people are…maybe it’s cuz I know she’s wrapped so tight in that latex that buttery maple syrup is pouring off her….either way…I like it.

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2011

28

Mar

Retard Room with a View of the Day

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Someone sent in this video to me. Apparently this bitch is beat me in the Charlie Sheen search for an intern thing that was really just an advertising campaign for some website that Charlie Sheen got paid a lot to use in the moment he was at his most relevant, long before his act got boring, uninteresting, unfunny, repetitive, staged and maybe even pathetic and I’m not saying that cuz I feel rejection, even if it seems like I am, I would have never gone through with the internship thing, I’m saying that cuz he just got boring and more importantly his whore pussy he hires isn’t even hot and it all relevance stems from the whore pussy you fuck….

Either way, I hope this Andy Cap wins.

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