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2011

17

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

It is St Patrick’s Day drunk. This picture made me laugh drunk. I should be getting emails of bitches drunk and half naked drunk. I should be out there drunk and half naked drunk taking the drunk and half naked drunk pictures drunk. But instead I don’t matter drunk…no one sends in shits… I’m just a lonely drunk with no credibility or authority who drunk girls don’t thinkcan make them famous…… like I was girls gone wild drunk.

So get drunk cuz that’s what is expected of you….while I hate organized holidays…especially one filled with Irish pussy, which to date has always been fat, red cheeked and into beer…and I hate when girls are into beer..

You’re so obvious with your drunk on drunk holidays, that’s why I just get drunk daily. I don’t need any Irish faggot celebration for that.

I just like it for the 9 to 5ers to let loose a bit and end up puke covered and naked while sitting on my face….won’t happen…hasn’t yet anyway…but the night is young…. FOLLOW ME ….

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Here are my stepLINKS…

Some Other Stephanie Seymour Bikini Pics
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Ryan Philippe Pays off the Maybe Baby Momma
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Rihanna Shows Off Her Impressive Cleavage
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The 15 Hottest Porn Stars Over 30
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Teen Mom Jenelle Evans Tight Bikini Body
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Teacher Bangs Student At School Where Her Husband Is Principal
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Ashley Greene is Single – Cuz the Jonas Brothers are Gay and the Relationship was a Marketing Strategy Cuz She Does it All for Attention…
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That Zoey 101 Bitch May Have Been the one to Leak Vanessa Hudgens Nudes
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GIANT TITS AND ASS THAT MAKE UP COCO!
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Katie Price’s Tits Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Cara Jean Underwood’s Tits Are Hanging Out
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The Vacation of Your Life with the Sluts Of Your Dreams
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Hot Enough To Melt the Ice: NHL’s Sexiest Ice Girls
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Web Cam Sluts You Won’t Regret Checking Out
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Toys That Make Playtime Way More Fun
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If This Japan Shit Hasn’t Made You Hate the World Yet, This Will Put You Ever The Edge – VIDEO
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Leanne Rimes is See Through and Her Nipples Are Puffy
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Some Megan Fox, Just Because
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The Kate Upton Lingerie Roadshow Continues
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Taylor Swift in a Bikini
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Have You Seen the Renee Olestead Nudes?
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Suri Cruise Loves Gummy Penis
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Some Selena Gomez Hotness
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Some Hot Blonde Lesbian Action To Get Your Day Going In The Right Direction
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Josefina Cisternas in Ralph Lauren Swinwear
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A Whole Gallery of Sluts Masterbating
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Nicki Minaj Gives Guy A Lap Dance During Performance! [Video]
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Two Sisters Shake Their Asses
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Louise and Her Friend Are Naughty and I Like It
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Jessica Drake – Rocki Whore Picture Show Pornstar Interview
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Camilla Belle: Cleopatra at Carnival Parade!
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Brunette Babe Rubs One Out
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Selena Gomez’s New Song is Stupid But at Least She Looks Hot in the Video
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Hipster Slut in a Stupid Hat
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Jump Dude Jump! – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Taryn Manning Is Playboy’s April 2011 Cover Girl (She Goes NUDE!)
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Blonde Fails at Something or Another Cause That’s What Blondes Do
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Striptease of the Day
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Katie Banks is stripping from her white dress
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7 Films Hollywood Should Have Never Remade
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Beyonce, Kim K, And J. Lo Top Playboy’s Sexiest Celebrities List [Photos]
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Nudes Hacked From Scarlett Johansson’s Cell?
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Danielle Lloyd Big Tits Tiny Bikini. Awesome
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Taylor Momsen Flashes Her Bra…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

17

Mar

Stephanie Seymour is Big in a Bikini of the Day

It’s amazing what growing older and starting a family does to your ass. What’s even more amazing is that guys still give their fat chicks affection when out in public, like it’s OK to go from supermodel to this. It’s one of those “have you no shame you sick fucking pervert, fat chicks are meant to sell weight loss products and snack food to, not to stick your dick in when sober, and if you do do it when sober, you never advertise it, you just pretend she’s your good friend who lends you money when you need it or some shit, I mean dude, have you seen what fat chicks look like naked, I know they are comfortable to lay on, and even to fuck, like your own personal bouncy castle. but it is still real fucking demented”…. FOLLOW ME

Here are the rest of the “That’s Not Who I Married, That’s a Bikini Monster…You’re the Reason our Son is Gay…All I have left of the groupie I married is your ankle tattoo…” Pics… FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Stephanie Seymour

2011

17

Mar

Rihanna for Vogue US April Edition of the Day

These are some pretty gay fairy pics of Rihanna on the beach, prancing around like some kind of poofter who just graduated his interior design college program with honors, or just walked out of the AIDS clinic negative after a night of hard fucking raw dog in a bathouse after too many Cosmos, poppers, and Tina…..skipping around like you just want to cunt punch her to make her sit down…and these pictures would have been so much better if they were a tribute to her life after she succombed to a terminal illness she suffered the way we’ve suffered by being polluted by her music…Maybe that was a little extreme, but I know there’s something twisted about how she went from Barbado Trashman’s trash to a spread in Vogue like she matters…something went down and I can only blame secret societies, cover-ups and teenage prostitute scandals…whatever…here are the pics….

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Posted in:Rihanna

2011

17

Mar

Prince Charles’ Inbred Masturbation Hand of the Day

You know when you swim in the same exclusive, VIP gene pool for a couple of hundred years, you’re gonna end up with some fucked up genetic disorders. It’s just the way it is and it doesnt change if you take tradition from the backwoods, add a couple of billion dollars, power and palaces, it’s still gonna fuck you up, cuz that’s nature and I guess nature’s way of punishing you people for being elitast cunts…

All that to say, maybe Prince William and Kate Middleton will be taking over the thrown sooner than later, cuz no one wants a king with Elephantitis…or at even a fucking weird looking masturbation hand…..

This just in…

Dear Sir,

I can promise you Prince Charles does not have “Elephantitis”. However, he may have Elephantiasis

Thank you for your service.

Spelling is overrated, as is google, wikipedia and spellcheck that just highlighted google, wikipedia and spellcheck…..Motherfuckers….you best protect your masturbation hand….

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Posted in:Royal Family

2011

17

Mar

Marloes Horst Does Swimwear and Lingerie of the Day

I can’t help but respect and appreciate any girl who’s last name starts with the world WHORE. Especially when their career is based on them getting paid to get naked or half naked…like a whore…only they are called “Models” to make it all okay…socially acceptable, even prestigious enough to make a bitch who at the age of 12 would never have thought she’d be exchanging money for her body…hell bitch wanted to be a Vet or a nurse or a seamstress or whatever girls want to be when they grow up…but realized, it’s a lot easier to just take her clothes off for money than to actual work for anything. It’s pretty much the stripper way.

We’ve seen her topless before – and I’m a fan…

So enjoy this campaign she did for some Swimwear/Lingerie line called Princess Tam Tam (free advertising, free advertising)….

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Posted in:Marloes Horst

2011

17

Mar

Tits for Fashion of the Day

Here’s no name girls who are willing to get naked in exchange for being published models. A hustle I respect. Their names are Ramona Chmura and Fanny Francois and these are their tits for fashion in some magazine called Please magazine I’ve never heard of cuz I’m probably not their target market, as I look at the hole in my crotch of my sweat pants and debate whether it’s big enough to get me arrested when I go out and walk the dogs near the elementary school by my house, cuz my wife’s panties I’m wearing as underwear aren’t quite my size and my withered penis that’s more of a clit with a pee hole is sticking out like a lesbian in the first months of her hormone therapy after watching a Lady Gaga music video…and the whole thing is almost embarrasing…Luckily, I have no shaem…

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Posted in:Tits for Fashion

2011

17

Mar

Julia Dunstall and Emily Senko Naked Classy Painters of the Day

Julia Dunstall and Emily Senko, two people I’ve never heard of, were in a classy and naked photoshoot filled with painted bodies shot by Phil Poynter…

Painting is never this luxurious for me….not that I ever paint. I live in a dump, piss stained holes in the walls, there’s just no return on investment when you don’t own, but more importantly, when you’re a lazy fuck with no self-respect who is just waiting for either himself or his wife to die to leave this hell prison cell….but I have worked in painting over the years, or at least tried to last summer.. by enrolling in community college nightschool, paid for by the government to get me off welfare, to become a “student painter” in hopes of banging hot student painter pussy, only to be treated like an outsider by the student painters 20 years younger than me, only to get fired the second day cuz I showed up 8 hours late, which worked out fine for me cuz the only girl student painter in our group was what you’d expect a student painter to look like, and not what you’re fantasy of one you hired to paint your home when the wife and kids are out, who asks permission to get into her panties as to not ruin her very tight sheer when she bends over, showing no underwear leggings…..vowing never to paint again, but I would re-think my life strategy and decisions, if it involved using naked model pussy as the paintbrush….

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Video….

Monotone Symphony from Phil Poynter on Vimeo.

Posted in:Emily Senko|Julia Dunstall

2011

17

Mar

The Rest of the Candice Swanepoel Photoshoot of the Day

Yesterday I posted a picture of Candice Swanepoel who I thought was spelled and pronounced Swanpool along with a bunch of other Victoria’s Secret pussy for some photographer. I’m a first mover like that, you know releasing pics before they are released for no one to see cuz I am the only person who visits this site and I don’t get credited for shit, ever. Even when I get sued by celebrity trash trying to get famous by leaking nude pics, my name is left out of the press. It’s like they want to make me disappear, you know rob me of the free press throwing my life away for this deserves…and by that I mean, here are the rest of the Candice Swanepoel pics, cuz along with the rest of the world, she’s my favorite one of these “coming to America” whores….

Especially when she’s topless or naked….

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Here’s her nipple ring.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2011

17

Mar

Amanda Seyfried Working Out in Leggings of the Day

I am a guy who spends a better part of his mornings and afternoons during the spring and summer watching girls jog…In a lot of ways that almost makes me an avid jogger, I just haven’t reached the level of commitment to my perversion to join a jogging club to actually get to know these bitches, partially cuz I’ll die, but mainly cuz they are better in Spandex and little shorts, hard nippled and dripping with sweat, then actually getting to know them, cuz once you shower and dress any bitch, they usually lose their best qualities….

I am also a guy who likes watching Amanda Seyfried pretty much doing anything. She may not be all that hot, if anything she’s dumpy, but I like her hustle, and that makes staring at her tits have more meaning and brings it to a higher level….Anyone who does a Disny movie one month and a sexual thriller like Chloe the next month, keeps us on our toes, or at least ready for more of her bare tits, and until that happens at least we canlook at these pics of her jogging in tight clothes….

I’m a fan even if her tits look sloppy and she looks sloppy, and she always bores me, especially when I can’t stare at her ass, but she’s the new Lohan on the takeover…only jogging instead of doing heroin and sucking a pussy on what otherwise looks like a man.

No, I’m not gonna link to her sex scenes in Chloe again….

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Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

17

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news that isn’t news…but that’s good enough for me cuz the actual news is boring. Ignorance is ideal. It makes panic about the end of the world far easier to deal with…

Don’t Monetize God…

Pole Dancing for Jesus
Pole dancing as a workout is nothing new. Over the past few years, independent studios have popped up all over the country, but there is a very unique type of pole dancing class here in our area.

Vicious Bullying Attack on 9-Yr-Old Because of Buck Teeth
Connor Middleton isn’t sure why 3 boys, all much bigger than him, singled him out to pick on.


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