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2011

18

Mar

Miranda Kerr Topless Mom Nipples for Seth Sabal of the Day

I posted the preview pics of a bunch of Victoria’s Secret girls shot by some photographer, and even I knew it was a weak fucking post full of shitty pics, that coulda been way more naked…

So when the Candice Swanepoel set dropped, I knew the rest of the models were coming, and that original post was just a preview of what was to come post and who fucking cares, here’s post pregnancy tits a baby may still be sucking on topless and doing the Victoria’s Secret thing way better than Victoria’s Secret does it, cuz they are stuck in the fucking 80s, why change something that works, mentality…and I think it’s safe to say that this is why they should change their campaigns…cuz these are far hotter than anything Victoria’s Secret has shat out the last decade….but they do know how to pic models..

Either way, here’s her post pregnancy body outshining most post pregnancy bodies…as the photographer slowly leaks these pics….instead of just putting them out there…capitilizing motherfucker makin’ it last…bullshit

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2011

18

Mar

Lily Allen Tits in From Riches to Rags of the Day

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I make fun of Lily Allen often. I laugh about her abortion she pretended was a miscarriage, and about the miscarriage in the event it wasn’t an abortion, partially because I am a very sick person who finds pregnancy that doesn’t come to fruition on privileged cunts who don’t deserve happiness a lot of funny…

She’s on some show no one cares about called From Riches to Rags. She showed her nipple, because she knows it’s the only way people will watch it, because even the title is horse shit, cuz I know she comes from a Rich family who made her career, and without that career, she still lives the good life…it’s almost mocking us actual poor people that she’s even put out smut like this…oh, it’s about her starting a vintage store…that makes sense…she’s still a delusional fucking pig can’t get over the fact Katy Perry and Lady Gaga made her obsolete and sent her back to England on the fat ass she rode in on…or that she pollutes our lives…but not as much as she pollutes her womb with her inability to make babies…

That said, here’s her nipple from the show…

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2011

18

Mar

Lara Stone in Vogue US of the Day

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Lara Stone is a cunt. Long story short, she married some comedian, they had a court order so that their pictures were illegal to publish, I published them and they tried to sue me….so I can’t help but hate her and her gapped tooth face for doing that…But she does have great tits….

She has been in Vogue Topless in Plaster ….she was Naked in Interview ….and now in a bikini for VOGUE US and as much as I hate her in theory, I really don’t give a fuck….

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Posted in:Lara Stone

2011

18

Mar

Bar Refaeli Tits for April’s Allure of the Day

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I know someone who saw her in person once…..That’s pretty much the story. I’m not one for remembering details….but here she is showing of her Jewish tits for Allure..

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Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2011

18

Mar

Dioni Tabbers and Hana Jirickova Topless in Common & Sense of the

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Dioni Tabbers and Hana Jirickova are some hipster bitches showing off some tits….for some magazine I’ve never heard of….You know just trying to get the fuck ahead in the model industry – cuz they think they are worthy of living the good hipster dream of being paid stupid money to do absolutely nothing but have pictures taken…and you know what I’d fuck both of in exchange for a 50 dollar gift certificate at American Apparel…cuz they worth it…and that’s just the kind of guy I am….

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2011

18

Mar

Vida Guerra is Still a Fat Ass Whore of the Day

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Vida Guerra hasn’t suffocated on her big round ass that was probably one of the most famous asses a long time ago…she’s still around and she looks like the weathered whore you’d expect her to be 10 years after she realized she was insignificant and didn’t matter, and people just wanted her for her superhuman ass….an ass that clearly loses it’s super capabilities with age…and you’re probably wondering how I know her ass has lost its appeal, well that’s simple, cuz she’s not showing it off, and this isn’t one of those – I want to show off my other talent situations, this is purely, I don’t want to show I’ve lost my talent cuz people will stop paying attention…well guess what Vida…we already have…9.5 years ago…cuz with a giant ass comes a giant asshole FOLLOW ME

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2011

18

Mar

Fearne Cotton is on a Bikini for a The Radio of the Day

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British pussy Fearne Cotton, who I have never heard of, but reminds me of a garden, got into a bikini for Charity…

I guess the BBC is taking the Howard Stern route, you getting bitches half naked on the radio, for people at home to masturbate to guys talking about how hot it is, only instead of doing it for fame, they are doing it for charity…which I guess makes this bitch less of a whore, cuz she’s exploiting her body for other people’s gain and not her own…this is like classic pimp shit, only her pimp is helping…and really when you’re in a bikini, you’re always a whore worth lookin’ at…Not that being in a bathing suit really makes you a whore, or even slutty, cuz some of the most wholesome chicks like to swim, but I guess it is all about the context, you know if she was on a beach or a public pool it’d be fine, but cuz she’s in a radio studio with perverts gawking and acting overly excited to keep the listeners happy about it, it makes it slutty…

She’s not that hot. Her ass dumpy, but I’m posting it anyway, she’s got prison tattoos, but she’s in a bikini and bikini news is my kind of news…

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2011

18

Mar

Taylor Momsen is So Obvious of the Day

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Taylor Momsen was on some website I’ve never heard of, but that clearly does better than me, because it gets interviews with Taylor Momsen, who I assume is out doing press for her Rock and Roll bullshit album that lead her to being as scandalous as possible before she turns 18 and everyone realizes she looks like Lady Gaga….

I get that her act is contrived bullshit teen angst, designed by a team of people, and I don’t find any of it all that hot, but I do write her on TWITTER demanding she piss in my mouth…she just ignores me…cunt…cuz she’s not Rock and Roll, this is just another role she does badly…but not that badly…cuz she’s wearing lingerie in public….and saying CUNT….

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2011

18

Mar

Lohan Goes to a Basketball Game of the Day

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Lohan is such a fucking dyke…..and Dykes, even with fat tits and fake porn lips are fucking boring.

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

18

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump

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Marie Eve here.

The parade in Montreal isn’t till Sunday but that didn’t stop Jesus from starting the festivities as soon as possible. Last time I saw him he was standing on the corner near the park in a green shirt, except I know for a fact he doesn’t own a green shirt, which means the color likely came from him puking green beer all over himself at the pub down the street. Where he is now, your guess is as good as mine, but I k ow I’m far to negligent to actually are and in the end so are you.

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