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Celine Farach is the Instagram Of The Day
Celine Farach is the Instagram Of The Day
Sydney Sweeney Life Jacket Suffocated Tits of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Life Jacket Suffocated Tits of the Day
Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Bikini. Taking Over Canada of the Day
Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Bikini. Taking Over Canada of the Day
Michal Idan is the Instagram Of The Day
Michal Idan is the Instagram Of The Day
Old Lady Heidi Klum Tries and Delivers but is Still Boring of the Day
Old Lady Heidi Klum Tries and Delivers but is Still Boring of the Day

2011

23

Feb

Mandy Moore is Happy in Tight Pants of the Day

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It’s nice to see Mandy Moore out smiling in the sunshine as she walks down the street like her boyfriend isn’t dead. It’s nice to see quick a bitch forgets DJ AM after dude had a drug overdose, even though they were already broken up, she should still be mourning, I’m talking black veil like an Italian widow waiting to die to be meet her man in heaven, but instead she’s all bubbly and shit, like she didn’t feel they were soulmates, like she just had him inside her like she has every man inside her, without any emotion…but I could be reading into this too much…you know I know nothing about Mandy Moore, other than that she’s large hipped, has weird virgin loser fans that won’t let go and accept thae fact that her career hardly exists anymore, and that she could have saved DJ AM, if she really wanted to and he could be DJing all the Oscar parties he used to…but instead he’s dead…as she smiles in her tight pants….disgusting…

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2011

23

Feb

Woman Wrecks Towing Company and Attacks TV Reporter of the Day

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I already did the stepNEWS today, but this was just sent in and is amazing…..some chick goes nuts cuz of her towing bill….I guess this recession’s got people going crazy over 200 dollars or maybe it’s just Detroit trying to remind people how ghetto they are in response to the Eminem Superbowl Ad of lies…..bitch is clearly ghetto and fucking crazy…No racist….Her kid screams while momma loses her fucking shit and destroys a towing company…I find these videos totally inspiring….you know gives me confidence in the human condition….Next Level Amazing…

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2011

23

Feb

Kelly Osbourne Photoshopped For Madonna of the Day

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I remember hearing that Madonna’s youth clothing line was going to use Kelly Osbourne as the model, and I thought it was funny, because Kelly Osbourne is neither an idol to the youth, nor model worthy….If anything, she’s fucking disgusting even with the Dancing the the Stars weight loss…so I knew she’s aggressively be photoshopped in some Old Navy caliber creative direction…and the only message I hope this gives the youth that are going to be spoon fed this shit is that being fat is bad, starve yourself and if starving yourself doesn’t work, replace food with crystal meth and cigarettes….because I don’t want the shift in morals that leads to a love for porn, dick sucking, group sex and exhibitionism that’s happened to our youth over the last few years thanks to celebrity sluts go to waste or be spoiled by a pig disguised as a human…what a joke….

Here are the pics of the campaign…masturbate to them…it may make you last longer than usual…you know like a challenge for even the biggest chronic masturbating pervert who can cum to anything…Is there an app for that?

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2011

23

Feb

Brooklyn Decker’s Ugly Face at Some Movie Premiere of the Day

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No matter how many appearances these idiots make, and no matter how many times I post the pictures of those appearances, it will never make the movie they are hustling as hard as they can any good….If anything, it reassures the fact that it is just something Adam Sandler ejaculated months ago and happened to stumble upon the used condom where he squeezed out what hadn’t evaporated to try to conceive a half retarded baby in exchange for cold hard cash….This is mainstream Hollywood smut at it’s finest…attached some names, hire the paparazzi to shoot behind the scenes, pretty much whore it to the press, create premieres in every city, tricking the average into thinking this is next level…..but no one cares about that. We like the manufactured crap. We are American and we eat it all up all day….So I’ll just do what I set out to do and post the pictures to prove that Brooklyn Decker is not hot…when clothed, you see her true colors and unfortunately for her, those true colors are an ugly fucking face. Good times.

Here’s Aniston doing some slapstick 3 stooges shit – cuz that’s what her life has become as a spinster…

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2011

23

Feb

Amber Rose Bottom Feeding for Attention in a Tight Dress of the Day

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I thought the more I ignored Amber Rose the sooner she’d disappear. But I was wrong. She’s got an in with rapper cock, thanks to Kanye West, that will keep her groupie, low level, pathetic at best pussy around for as long as she keeps going out in tight clothes and releases nude pics and videos…

Totally uninteresting. Totally not hot. Totally obvious. Totally boring. Yet I feel compelled to put her pictures up when she’s dressed like this, you know crying for attention…cuz I like these bottom feeding cunts and their rapper fucking pussies when they are out looking for as much fame as they can get cuz they got bit by the fame bug back when they managed to pretend to be Kanye’s girl despite Kanye being gay…..

I also realize that in the grand scheme of things, my site’s not powerful enough to make anyone disappear, except maybe me, cuz I’m starting to get bored of it…but then again I’ve been saying that for 7 years.

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2011

23

Feb

Hayden Panettiere and Some Street Meat of the Day

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I don’t know what this is all about, but assume some street performing, busking, muscle beach greased up weirdo in Venice spotted Panettiere as one of his fellow circus performers and had to run up to her and say hello, where she eagerily greeted him, despite his street performing, busking germs, and bleeding aids lesion legs, because she was just that happy to see one of her fellow circus performers….I mean they haven’t been together since that Caravan tour of eastern europe back in the 1880s…you know cuz soul mates are forever…

I don’t know where I went with this post, but I assume one midget freak will always love one massive strong man freak, it’s just nature’s course for them, and germs won’t ever get between them….True story.

She also got raped by a dog, something a lot of girls are into these days according to the amateur videos I see on porn sites I visit, or maybe the dog recognizes his kind too…who knows….and more importantly…who cares…

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2011

23

Feb

Bam Margera Was Caught Cheating on His Wife with a 17 Year Old of the Day

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Who cares, 17 year olds have tighter pussies than the mom of your children, it’s a natural thing to do when the opportunity arises, and when you’re Bam Margera, the star of Jackass, your fan base is pretty much all 17 year old girls, and when you’re Bam Margera, someone who doesn’t act like he wants to get old and serious about life while jerking off as Johnny Knoxville shits in his mouth and that fat one punches him out all on top of the pile of money they’ve made, next to the collection of 100,000 dollar cars he has, he doesn’t really have to….As someone who has banged 17 year old girls cuz it is legal here, and this picture was taken in Canada, where it is legal, I say let the fucker have his fun, stop trying to cockblock him with your rules, and marriage vows….His wife would have never found out about this if it wasn’t for you, stupid internet….And she shoulda known better than to get involved with a dude like this, but for all the perks of getting involved with a dude like this like fun, money, big houses and movie premieres should be enough to overlook the obvious sticking his dick in young sluts….Canada always ruins people with their temptation and sluts who are easily star struck and even more willing to let the world know of their groupie pussy getting owned…True story…..

Fuckin’ Miners Like He is Chile….

Posted in:Bam Margera

2011

23

Feb

Creepy Thong Through Leggings of the Day

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I wonder what brought this cameraman to a place where a handfull of girls were stopped and looking at something long enough for him to use his trusty pervert camera to capture a pair of America Apparely leggings, not quite good enough quality to cover up the bitches thong, but wherever it was it shows his level of commitment to his perversion and that’s something worth celebrating by laughing at how creepy his work is….this dude walks around videotaping random bitches and posts it to the internet…hilarious….but what’s even better is that this girl has some sixth sense and feels the creepy eyes are watching without realizing it as she adjusts her shirt…kinda like when you feel someone is watching you and they usually are…only documented….This pervert vider is easily a 4 on 10.

Posted in:amateur

2011

23

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

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I am Peter Jenning’s re-incarnate…or maybe I’m just Katie Couric’s dead husband back from the death trying to compete with her in bringing the fucking news to America like it matters….even though despite anything we do, we’re all gonna fucking die a horrible fiery death in the wake of World War III, at least that’s what I read in my fortune cookie in my dream last night, yes, I dream about Chinese Buffets when I’m asleep, I’m fat get over it…..and apparently, I’m also a fucking prophet…

Here’s the news….

Fight at Denny’s
CHICOPEE – A brawl breaks out at a Denny’s in Chicopee after a woman asked a stranger to pass the maple syrup. Cuz these white people are the calssiest ever…..

Pizza Delivery Driver Saves Woman’s Life

Mother Beaten with Brick by Teenagers
A Raleigh mother has undergone several surgeries after she said she was attacked by young gang members and beaten with a brick.

Drunk Mom Crashed with Kids in Car
A Phoenix mom has been arrested, accused of driving drunk with her kids in the car and crashing it.

Mom: Library Book Describes Sex
When Rose Schifferdecker opened a book from the children’s section of the Carrollton library, she couldn’t believe her eyes. She said it describes sex

Austin Police Department Releases Video of Red Light Crashes

Woman attacks roommate over thin mints
A Florida woman is under arrest, accused of attacking her roommate over a box of Girl Scout cookies.

Tampa mom makes son wear sign
A Tampa mother is defending her decision to stick her teenage son on a street corner with a sign that said, among other things, “GPA 1.22 … honk if I need education.”

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

23

Feb

Guinevere Van Seenus Naked for MUSE Magazine of the Day

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Here’s some model name Guinevere Van Seenus naked in MUSE magazine and shit should make you want to play with your semen. You know fill up an empty peanut butter jar over the course of a year and make carve shit like an ice sculpture or some shit. No time like today to start being creative.

She’s naked. She’s got hipster fashionista bush. I am hungover. But right now, at this moment in time, this is genius….

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