2011
22
Feb
Ellen Pompeo is built like a tank, you know like Cameron Diaz Pretending to be Madonna, leaving the gym post pregnancy, but her nipples can’t hide the fact that a babies been sucking on the shit as hard as it can before shit dry up and turn into a dude from all the testosterone and the good news is no one knows who the fuck Ellen Pompeo is to notice. I mean other than the trailer park trash who watch Grey’s Anatomy….not that they use the internet….
Posted in:Ellen Pompeo
2011
22
Feb
This has got to be news somewhere….Brooklyn Decker had hard nipples and was kissing Jennifer Aniston at the premiere of some Adam Sandler smut he shat out and called a movie cuz he’s Adam Sandler and he knows will make him millions and so do the execs behind him…cuz there comes a time in everyone’s career…when you gotta say “fuck trying to be original or authentic where’s the fucking money….”
I think Jennifer Aniston is a boring fucking story. Menopause, infertility, failed relationships that never left her knocked up or not. She sucks. I think Brooklyn Decker is a boring fucking face…but her husband bought her SI’s Swimsuit Edition stamp of approval…so I guess that makes her big tits matter…and at least her nipples were hard…Who cares…I know…
Posted in:Brooklyn Decker|Jennifer Aniston
2011
22
Feb
See this is the problem with Gaga. She gives ugly people hope. When ugly people should be locked in their houses crying cuz they were invited to prom. It’s a total disconnect that goes against the grain of humanity. That works against everything we’ve evolved into. That I can only assume is a sign of the end of the fucking world.
Nothing good will come of this….seriously….she’s just a marketing tool to the freaks, bisexuals and losers of the class, cuz corporations realized that despite their lack of social skills, they have money to spend like popular kids, if anything, more money cuz they don’t spend it on the cool clothes and other things to fit in, cuz they just don’t fit in and have embraced that….it’s mainstream, fabricated bullshit…and it’s working cuz people are either idiots, or because they want to believe it is authentic and actually speaking to them…
Either way, this bitch needs better looking fans, even if this is what I expected to see. Yeah, yeah – we get it you’re fucking unoriginal losers. Someone lock them up or tease them until they commit suicide please.
Posted in:Lady Gaga
2011
22
Feb
I haven’t posted on Amanda Seyfried in an hour and I’m going into withdrawl…So here she is being boring again…cuz even when she’s boring she’s better than you but more importantly…I’m into it…
Seriously, they need to cast her in every fucking movie that comes out. She is the best thing to happen to Hollywood and they need to recognize…And to protest that- I am going to cast her in every single post I do going forward….think of this as a hunger strike for someone who likes eating too much to suffer and who no one would notice was on strike cuz I is irrelevant…
Just doin my part to make a difference in the world…
Posted in:Amanda Seyfried
2011
22
Feb
I haven’t posted on Kelly Brook in a couple of hours …so I figure I need to get some fresh Kelly Brook pictures of her pants getting eaten by her pussy as her stomach is exposed…you know addressing the beauty of high waisted jeans on a bitch trying to find her thinnest midsection as to not have to admit she’s not a size 24 anymore….I think I’m caught up in a spell with this bitch thanks to those pics of her vagina winking at me…or maybe it was talking in code as stickin’ it’s tongue out and now I’m drawn to every step she takes and every move she makes….creepy…yet expected….
Posted in:Kelly Brook
2011
22
Feb
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I think I only post Maxim photoshoots because I know Maxim hates me cuz I always make fun of them as they are on their last legs. I’m a kick em while their down kind of person, cuz I figure why the fuck not, especially when they continuously do photoshoots with irrelevant bitches, like they are calling on favors to anyone and everyone in hopes someone lets them take their picture, that’s just how irrelevant they are….and everytime I post their shit, their legal team email me
This is me mocking them…..hilarious how hard they are trying…Don’t they realize Joanna Krupa died after their 2002 Top 100 List. Fucking idiots are strugglin’ hard.
Here is Joanna Krupa and her fake tits pretending she’s not 40, pretending she’s Polish, all for Maxim Russia, where Maxim still matters….I hear Russians also love Levis 501 jeans and Nike Flights from 1993. A little behind schedule ya heard.
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Posted in:Joanna Krupa
2011
22
Feb
I don’t know what it is about this bitch…but she blows my fucking mind. She’s like a fucking riddle or some shit that I want to get pregnant with my fingers, mouth and cock at the same fucking time…it’s like she dresses so down that she almost becomes insignificant, annoying anyone who has seen her Her Naked in Chloe e, boring us while she plays with her dog – or Ryan Philippe – or moves or whatever else I’ve covered in my Amanda Seyfried archive ….cuz I track her every move like the predator I am….but then she comes out with photoshoots and movies and shit that keep me fucking hooked…She is the best kind of cocktease…everytime I’ve decided I’m done posting her, she brings something good…
It’s a roller coaster with this one that I happen to love riding…now if only it was in real live, dripping of her chin and all over her face instead of on a computer screen, then maybe I’d feel less pathetic.
Posted in:Amanda Seyfried
2011
22
Feb
One of the worst things in the world is when stuck at a bar next to a dude who takes these body spray companies seriously, forcing you to smell the toxic shit they think is going to get them laid, until you can get your drink and escape them. This jock frat boy shit is worse than AIDS, worse than being held captive by pirates, worse than natural disasters, worse than the smells my wife gives off when naked and worse than my wife naked, it is just a war on my fucking nostrils, and I’m a motherfucker with a food allergy who stinks of sulfur and an issue with not being down to shower or wash my clothes, meaning bad smells are kinda my thing…I have a pretty solid threshold for stink…The only thing good about these companies is that they hire whores to show off their tits when marketing this toxic shit…..and here’s Kelly Brook getting paid to smut peddle…cuz bitches like this don’t care what they promote as long as it pays the fucking bills…they have no souls…but they do have tits…good enough for me…and now look at all the free press they got….good work Lynx…
Posted in:Kelly Brook
2011
22
Feb
Here is the stepNEWS….who needs to cover real news that matters like the Americans killed by pirates or Earthquakes in New Zealand that made the sheep shake harder than a Muslim party in the countryside, you see cuz Muslim can’t jerk off or fuck before marriage, so they turn to the farm for feeling nice….No Racist. O
I like to focus on the crap….American crap….cuz I believe we’re doomed….
LESBIAN Softball Coach Accused of Sexual Battery
Haywood County high school softball coach and teacher has been charged with sexual battery against a student. Chanda Frank
Japan’s Crazy Fucking Zoo Training Video’s Gotta be a Joke
A Sacramento reporter and photographer are attacked while covering a murder investigation in Natomas.
Girl punched in alleged bullying attack
MANCHESTER, N.H. – A 12-year-old girl was allegedly punched in the face during an alleged bullying attack.
Texas churches begin welcoming gay teens cuz they are desperate….
SPRING, T.X. – Some churches in the lone star state have now begun welcoming gay teens to worship.
Bus driver suspended for throwing coffee
An MBTA bus driver has been suspended for allegedly throwing coffee into a passing vehicle.
Pizza Delivery Woman Saves Lives
Posted in:stepNEWS
2011
22
Feb
Tits on TV is a fucking good thing….Emmy Rossum is also a good thing and these UK turned US shoes could be a good thing…my the Americans are missing the shit…making it some Disneyland pile of shit version that rapes the fucking original…..
I get that these US producers are jumping on the success of The Office, and figure ripping off UK shows will lead to serious success, even if their story lines are 6 years late, but motherfuckers need to hire me to write the shit….cuz I understand drunken deadbeat dads…
Seriously… I am going to start a campaign to get me a writing job on this show, not that I’m not a writer, I just know I’m better than the idiots they hired, and that I can save the shit from the death it is clearly going to have…even though Emmy Rossum is worth masturbating to…unfortunately not enough to save her shit….and here’s her recent nude scene…cuz they’re trying as hard as they can…and this kind of trying is amazing…
Posted in:Shameless|Tits on TV
