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2011

21

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s President’s Day everywhere but here…cuz the only presidents we have here are of corporations and they are only worth celebrating when they demand their low level staff to advetise on this shit site – not that you care…

Sometimes when I get drunk I pretend I am the president of pussy, but that’s not a real country, it’s just my imagination and it usually happens when I am a lone.

I am that pathetic.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Monica Belluci Still Have a Great Rack
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Charlie Sheen’s One-Time Porn Star Piece Wants You To Know She Had An Abortion
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I Like Slutty Fucking Bitches on Vacation
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Get This Now
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Rebecca Romijn’s “O” Face Shows Off The Girth Of Jerry O’Connell
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Vanessa Hudgens Shows Us Why She Means Business
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Because These Are The Kind of Sluts You Dont Have to Ask Twice
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Rosario Dawson Has Perfect Tits
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Rihanna Doesn’t Like To Wear Clothes.
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VICTORIA JUSTICE IS 18 and LEGAL
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And Here’s a Video of Kim Kardahian Doing a Keg Stand
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Two BFFs Get Naughty Together (NSFW) – VIDEO
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50 Hottest Off Duty Cheerleaders
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Because Toys Make Everything More Fun
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UK TV Hostess Donna Air No Panty Upskirt
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Man That Babe From Hot Shots the Movie is Still a Total Babe
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Jean Might Just Be My Dream Secretary (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Here’s a Kate Walsh Nipslip (NSFW)
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fist Fight on a Porn Set – Behind the Scenes (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Helena Mattsson is Definitely Worth of My Stalking
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Titty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Kate Upton is a Beach Bunny
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A Day at the Beach….Er….Wait a Second
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Common Basically Tackled Justin Bieber During the NBA All-Star Jam Session in LA – VIDEO
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Sasha Grey is in Eminem’s New Video
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Vida Guerra’s Best Back Shots
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Crissy Moon and Baby Jane Get It On (NSFW) – VIDEO
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If Forced To Choose: 1 In 3 Would Choose Remote Controls Over Sex
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Brooklyn Decker Brings the Hottest
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Naked Twister (NSFW) – VIDEO
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More Kate Upton
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I Love a Cute Redhead
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Candice Swanepoel Brings the Hotness
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Mascvot Versus Ref – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And Now, The Best Job in the World (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Padma Lakshmi is Lookin Hot in a Bikni
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Gotta Love Summer Nudity
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Taekwondo Toddlers OMG!!! – VIDEO
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Oprah Winfrey Has Some S’plainin to Do
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Dianna Agron is Hot and Single
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Diane Kruger Side Boobage
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Victoria Justice Just Turned 18…And You Know What That Means… Come On Upskirt
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I Like Dirty Fucking Sex on Vacation
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

21

Feb

JWOWW’s Past is as Classy as I Expected of the Day

Is this really a surprise to any of you? Isn’t this the exact same as how she acts now? If it is a surprise, you are an idiot and clearly don’t watch Jersey Shore or more importantly understand the psychology of a girl who gets breast implants who isn’t a breast cancer survivor. They are always sluts who become even sluttier with their newly purchased tits…you know all of a suddent ready to flash in a Girls Gone Wild episode, or do a wet T-Shirt contest on spring breaks, cuz the tits are more like a new car, than part of them….something to show off…something they worked so hard to be able to show up…something that will lead to money making and male attention and that if she’s not stripping professionally, she’s getting as close as possible…So these pictures are pretty fucking expected and who cares…Jersey Shore sucks and this 2008 shit isn’t hot to me…it’s just fucking obvious and trashy and I always hated that…I prefer my trash more subtle. This is so fucking textbook fratboy it is fucking boring.

Posted in:JWOWW

2011

21

Feb

Creepy Mall Ass of the Day

Girls…You aren’t safe anywhere….cuz there are perverts everywhere…I just found this picture of random, everyday girls, minding their own business, while some probably asian motherfucker filmed their innocent asses doing innocent things, and as hot as it may be, it’s wrong and that’s why I am posting it hear, you know to let the world know how against these creepy these cameras in a modified bag photoshoots are…If anything I’m a hero…a hero who likes unsuspecting ass in tight pants shot by random weirdos…a hero who thinks all girls are slutty exhibitionists…cuz they are and if they weren’t the bikini would have never been invented. True story.

Posted in:amateur

2011

21

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s Got No Make-Up On of the Day

Considering she’s the kind of bitch who gets her make-up tattooed to her tacky face, I’m not sure how accurate this “No Make-Up” statement is, and I’m gonna go with not very accurate, cuz botox and fake lips in what could be the most materialistic, vain despite being chubby pussy in hollywood, who no one really understands or really cares about, but who managed to make 65 million dollars last year, just doesn’t do the no make up thing, ever, under any circumstance, and maybe what we are seeing is that she’s just not wearing as much fucking make-up as her whore face normally does, you know none of that movie magic shit that makes her look like a tranny about to perform, and just some subtle everyday make-up that is probably substantially more than the women you encounter wear, but less than her usual clown get-up…and knowing these girls, she’s probably made up to not look made up for publicity…and the real question is why the fuck am I writing about this? Seriously. Should I just kill myself now, or let nature take it’s course…cuz this has got to be the fucking end….

What it comes down to is that she’s a fucking monster….

And some spandex…..faking a gym visit….even though her ass can’t back up that lie….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

21

Feb

Kate Walsh Humping her Car Door While Showing Off Leg of the Day

I am only posting these pictures because it looked liked Kate Walsh was humping her car door. Yes. In the event you really had to wonder, my life is so pathetic that I imagine women I don’t know who happen to be in paparazzi pictures humping their car doors while wearing shorts or a skirt I am trying to look up and showing off their ginger pussy haired legs….I’m weird….

In More Important News – Frasier’s Kayte Walsh’s nipple poppoed out of her bikini, she’s the other Kayte Walsh- the more important one Follow This Link

Posted in:Kate Walsh

2011

21

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the latest in stepNEWS…which I haven’t figured out why I call it the stepNEWS…considering it’s not news about the site…or really anything I am involved in….there is a flaw in my naming…I must have been drunk…while I figure it out, watch these news clips…that aren’t stepNEWS…but by the looks of it Fox news…

Video Shows Suspended Coach Hit Player
The Holy Family University men’s basketball coach has been suspended after a player filed a police report because he claims he was assaulted during a January practice

Doctor plows through liquor store front
SEEKONK – A local doctor was charged with drunk driving after allegedly crashing his SUV through the windows of a Seekonk liquor store and then trying to steal beer.

Indictments handed down in sex ring
A dozen people suspected of working in a sex-trafficking ring in Central Florida have been indicted by a federal grand jury.

CT man charged with hate crime

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

21

Feb

NBA Allstar Game Pictures of the Day

My friend went to the NBA Allstar game and took a some pictures and videos…I figured I’d post them up here for you cuz I’m not a jock and I hate sports…but you constantly email me asking me to cover more of this shit…and figured why not give you what you want….a first hand account of this shit….

Apparently, Rihanna Performed with Drake & Kanye and apparently, I don’t fucking care…. but To See The Rest of the Pics Follow This Link

Posted in:NBA

2011

21

Feb

Sarah Underwood Does Wonder Woman of the Day

Playboy Playmate of the year back in 2006 shitty fake titty Sarah Underwood has apparently replaced Olivia Munn on Attack of the Show, cuz Olivia Munn has taken her talentless ass onto bigger and better things cuz her nerd hustle worked, cuz nerds are loyal and oblivious to the fact they are being used, so long as the pussy is talking to them…easy formula to get fame and fortune….one I guess Sarah Underwood is trying to re-create cuz after Playboy success she was left all alone, with only the option of becoming a stripper available to her, so she got shitty fake tits, but before making the plunge is instead doing some Wonder Woman bullshit to keep the viewers happy and aroused…cuz bitches in Wonder Woman costumes are porn to them, especailly when they are on girls who were essentially softcore porn stars….even if they are trying to go re-invent themselves…and who cares…

The only good news in this is Attack of the Show, legit career, or not, we’ll always know href=”/cms/u.php?u=69897″>what her pussy looks like….and here …and here….and here…..all thanks to her exhibitionist to get noticed past and Google….

Here she is doing her mainstream hustle…but she’s always a slut to me…

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood

2011

21

Feb

Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Pictures of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow is one of those women who other women find so fucking gorgeous, but men just sit and wonder what the fuck these bitches are talking about. See I’ve never met a dude who talks about how bad he wants to fuck this bitch, whether she was topless in a movie or the love interest in a movie or not, she just has zero sex appeal, but for some reason any girl you talk to will go off about how her body is so amazing, and how she’s a classic beauty and all these other shit, I don’t get where it stems from, but I do know she’s in these bikini pictures and the only good thing I can say about it is at least she’s not fat, which I guess in some ways makes her hot enough to fuck, but then again so does the fact that she’s got a vagina. Guys are generally just that easy….but it doesn’t make her as special as you all think she is…that’s all I have to say about that.


To See The Rest of the Pics – Follow this Link
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Posted in:gwyneth paltrow

2011

21

Feb

Holly Madison Being “Honored” On All Fours of the Day

The obvious thing to say here is that Holly Madison is being honored on her knees, something she’s used to, you know something that has lead to this pretigious moment in her life where Planet Hollywood Las Vegas has given her the honor of having her wonderful hands that along with her throat helped her get her this honor, you know of being immortalized in some cement tile they will put on the wall, until they rennovate in 15 years when her legacy is forgotten , making her feel like she fucking matters, even though she was the only person willing to show up to the restaurant that day and they needed anyone who had been on TV to make their customers believe it actually was Planet Hollywood, and it was convenient cuz she lives down the fucking street, cuz trash like her, with fake tits and Playboy careers find Vegas to be the center of the fucking universe…the trophy their slutting out has privileged them with….and the whole thing is a fucking joke…but at least we can look down her whore dress….

Posted in:Holly Madison