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2011

21

Feb

Taylor Momsen for Nylon TV Korea of the Day

I’ve been trying to get Taylor Momsen to answer me on the twitter the last month, she just ignores me. Maybe cuz she’s one of those young cunts who thinks she’s better than me, you know cuz reality hasn’t slapped her in the fucking face and given her spoiled brat trashy cunt ass a little perspective, or maybe cuz I’m generally creepy to young girls, like some kind of predator with an erection in his sweat pants….

Not that it matters…

Cuz she still delivers the slutty teenager in pictures, and pictures are good enough for me cuz I’m old school like that and don’t need videos to get off, if anything video just distracts me from the challenge that lies ahead of me…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t then you’ve never been an impotent pervert faced with an almost legal girl, milking her age by slutting out in lingerie, giving everyone with nothing better to do, something to talk about…

Here she is for Nylon TV Korea.

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2011

21

Feb

Rihanna’s Tits in Some Bullshit Video of the Day

Here are some pictures of some Rihanna tit busting out of her futuristic outfit from bullshit Kanye West video called “All of the Lights” that you probably know all the words to already, cuz you’re into this shit….while I’m just indifferent…cuz I think Kanye West is a fucking scam, I think Rihanna is a scam, I just know they know how to manipulate the public to pretty much eat their feces they call music…..and who really cares….here’s the best part of their smut. I’m unispired. Sure. Blame these idiots. Sure. I stopped the song after 10 seconds. Truth.

VIDEO: Kanye West – All Of The Lights (Official Video)
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Posted in:Rihanna

2011

21

Feb

Lindsay Lohan’s Hot New Photoshoot of the Day

I heard that Samantha Ronson, the ugliest human in the history of humans, was tweeting about being in bed with Lohan last week and figured that meant they were both prepping their quest back to being the talk of the boring lesbian town. You know bottom feeding lesbian dykes in Hollywood who need each other to matter.

So I’m not suprised these hot pics of Lohan in some photoshoot that may or may not be from her new “sober” days she’s faking, or if they are from her “heroin” days she couldn’t keep hidden and had to fake rehab to clean up her image, I just know that it makes me wish I was Sam Ronson’s dick for a night…herpes scabs, lesions and all.

I’m a fan of Lohan and everything she does on her quest to dying before 30. It’s pretty much just that simple…

You can tell it is her from the cigarettes and redbull product placement, in case you weren’t sure it was her.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

18

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend. Get off the computer. Don’t get off on the computer. Cuz seriously, there are a lot of lonely people out there for you to hang out with that are probably less attractive then the pictures you are in love with on the internet, but real people make you far less pathetic…

But if you insist on being here, click on my links, 5 times if you want, cuz maybe then people will think I am relevant…

On a side note, you can also Follow me on Twitter cuz the number of followers I have make me look like the bottom feeder we both know I am…but dont need to broadcast to the world that I am…

Ok?

Good.

Now, here are my stepLINKS….

Cameron Diaz is Turning Into Madonna – I Called This A-Rod Being a Faggot Who Turns His Women into Men a While Ago
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This is the Shirt
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If You Ever Needed a Reason to Hate the Kardashians, Now You Have
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Remember When Madonna Was a Slutty Foul Mouther Whore? Those Were the Days – VIDEO
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Britney’s Shitty New Video of the Day
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More Megan Fox Sluttiness for Armani
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Paris Hilton Looking Slutty as Always
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Eminem & Pornstar Sasha Grey Film Music Video For “Space Bound” In L.A.
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Jessica Simpson – Laughing All The Way To The Bank. And Probably McDonalds Too.
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Hayden Panettiere And Her Bangable Tight Ass
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Hot and Cool: The Sexiest Awesome Chicks in Sports
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Cam Girls You Will Want to Check Out
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Because Toys Make Everything More Fun
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Yael Markovich, Adriana Lima, Justina Maria, Shay Maria Oh My
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Camille Grammer Topless Pics WTF?
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Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes Should Just Get It Over With Already and Have a Cage Match
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Reshma Shetty is My New Fantasy
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Girl Next Door in a Tight Body Rock a Bikini (NSFW)
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Sara Jean Underwood Brings Naked Hotness (NSFW)
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This One is For the Chubby Chasers
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Monique is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Penis Jokes on the News Are Fine By Me – VIDEO
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Ashanti VS Eve – Who Would You Rather?
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Capri Anderson, Clara G., and Jayme Langford Get It On (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Lil’ Kim No-Panties Pussy Upskirt
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Brooklyn Decker and Anne V Are Another Lesbian Sex Fantasy
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Blonde Babe Has Fun With Her Toy (NSFW) – VIDEO
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More of Kate Upton From SI
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Leggy Hottie in a Burgendy Dress
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More Irina Shayk Hotness
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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WHO THE HELL IS THE ARCADE FIRE
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Friday Night Babe Dump
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Dita Von Teese’s New Striptease: French Car Commercial (VIDEO)
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JWoww Wants to Do Playboy Now
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Natalie Zea Sizzles In My Place
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Lady Gaga (almost) Fuckable In See Through Spandex
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Some Nasty Camille Grammer Topless Pics
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I’d Fuck Karissa Shannon, Here’s Why
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Miley Cyrus And Her Mom Gives Me Dirty Thoughts
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

18

Feb

Some Webcam Dancing Girl of the Day

Here’s some girl dancing on her webcam because I wanted to demonstrate what the webcam was invented for, in the event you didn’t know….and I want to encourage all of you to use your webcam properly, esepcially if you’re a hot bitch, cuz it may land you shaking your half naked hot body on the internet, giving you a level of celebrity you couldn’t have had two decades ago….and that’s gotta count for something….True story…

How’s that for a sales job? Come on ladies, let’s skype…

The rest of you, just watch the fucking video and realize that real life sluts is better than Hollywood sluts…

Posted in:amateur

2011

18

Feb

Britney Spears’ New Video of the Day

Britney released a new video and apparently it’s a big deal…It’s just another mainstream commercial smut that was puked up and ejaculated on after being shat out by the record labels cuz they know this brand has its audience by the balls. She looks horrible, thick necked and in underwear, the song is shit, the video shit, filled with product placement, from PlentyofFish, to Sony, to Her own line of perfume, cuz that’s all this bitch is, a tool to sell garbage…but I’m posting it anyway, mainly cuz watching Britney beat herself up in front of her “Hit Me Baby One More Time” video is almost pornographic, especially if it ends in death…

Who cares. Oh right. Everyone and I have no idea why. Move on people. This is desperate and sad. Let her be a mom and age gracefully instead of humilating herself like this. Seriously.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2011

18

Feb

Traci Dinwiddie and Necar Zagedan Tits in Elena Undone of the Day

I’ve never heard of Elena Undone…but after reading the Synposis…I can’t believe I let this one pass me by without having seen it so many times I know it by heart….

Fate brings two diversely different women together, and sets them on a collision course that will shatter their preconceived notions about love, life and the power of one’s soul.

This is some straight to DVD smut that I can’t believe actually happened, before remembering how shit Hollywood quality control is, but at least they had naked bitches in love…I mean, how could a movie suck when it has as much depth as a college party with girls looking for male attention…

This movie stars the Traci Dinwiddie better known as Bo Ho Chic / Sam the Waitress in an episode of Dawson’s Creek and Necar Zagedan better known as Salumeh Farooq in an episode of CSI Miami….naked and kissing…

All this to say, lesbianism is dull on all levels…except maybe when it takes place on my dick….but this clip is okay cuz there’s tits and that’s all it takes for me.

Too bad I ruined this movie you’d never see by showing the best parts….

Posted in:Necar Zagedan|Traci Dinwiddie

2011

18

Feb

Anne Vyalitsyna Naked for Tush of the Day

Anne Vyalitsyna is some Russian, 24 years old pussy that didn’t need to use the sex trade to escape the iron curtain, but instead used her fashion modeling, not that she really had to escape any communist rule, I’m pretty sure she was born after the fall of communism, so bitch never had to wait in line for rationed tampons, making her a lot less fun that the bitches you can show pictures of war torn communities to, in order to make them respect your shitty apartment, when their high maintenance ass tries to escape you, cuz they don’t respect that you bought them, because they expected the Hollywood American dream and not the real American Dream…

That said, she’s naked in some magazine called Tush. You can see nipple or pussy lip, but it’s good enough for a Friday when no one is reading…not that they ever do.

Posted in:Anne Vyalitsyna

2011

18

Feb

Rachel Bilson’s Weird Fucking Hips Bore Me of the Day

Fuck Rachel Bilson is boring. I thought she’d turn her career around, and make up for year sof lost publicity stunt opportunity of slutting out for the paparazzi in bikinis like the other sluts when she escaped from Star Wars, but instead she’s just as fucking boring…making me notice all her flaws…like these triangular birthing hips that I don’t remember from when she was 18 and on the OC….End of an era. Who cares.

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2011

18

Feb

Mila Kunis’ Ass Doing Lunges in Jeans of the Day

If you’ve never seen Mila Kunis doing lunges before, you know cuz you don’t go to her fancy gym and your not her personal trainer, cuz that would go against you being fat and lazy and married to your couch and fridge in your mom’s basement… Well…Now you have.

Not that it’s all that exciting, but then again, nothing excites me…..so I’m not really the one to decide these things…I’m no expert..If anything I just get annoyed by it. So I’ll leave the virgin fan boy shit to you.

Posted in:Mila Kunis