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2011

18

Feb

Kelsey Grammer’s New Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

There’s all this Frasier Crane gossip going around….his Playboy fake tit stripper/call girl recently ex-wife and mother of his kids telling people he wears women’s underwear when he fucks and that he has other weird sexual issues…that I don’t really understand why people would care to know about….or why anyone is surprised, I mean he’s this Frasier motherfucker hasn’t been on TV for a decade and is a guy who I thought was British for the entire run of his show I never watched cuz it was boring and he maybe best known as the voice of Sideshow Bob but still pretty irrelevant…

Now he’s on vacation with his soon to be new wife, Kayte Walsh, who everyone is making a big deal about how fast moving he is, even though he has probably been dating for years, but it only hit the media, so they assume he’s jumping from one whore to another and the whole thing confuses me as much as it bores me, but here’s the bitch in her bikini anyway…

Posted in:Kayte Walsh|Kelsey Grammer

2011

18

Feb

SI Models Do Twitter of the Day

I guess to further support the SI marketing campaign, they’ve had their models release some slutty pictures of themselves on twitter to generate some buzz, something I fully support on all levels, cuz seeing any bitches half naked for attention, is a fucking winning strategy to me, they don’t even have to be SI bikini models, I’m good with anything with a vagina slutting out, even animals, it’s kinda my thing…

So here’s Kate Upton, the one who looks like a pornstar, with a couple of the other models, loving their recent celebrity, happy they don’t have to throat fuck on camera for the same exposure…

This may be a simple and obvious hustle to get noticed, but sometimes simplicity is the key to success and I am pretty surethis is one of those times…Good hustle. You’ve got a long and prosperous career ahead of you, I mean, until you turn 30….cuz 30 is when models expire..

HEre are the Twitpics of love…I should follow them, but they don’t follow me , and that hurts my feelings.

Posted in:Alyssa Miller|Anne V|Kate Upton

2011

18

Feb

Some Hilary Duff Ass of the Day

Yeah…Hilary Duff and her thickness is boring….Yeah…she got married to a hockey playing billionaire….and pretty much died to me…her back got hthick and masculine cuz hockey playing billionaires only play pro hockey cuz they like the locker room…meaning that her pussy is used in all the team building initiation events… while homie jerks off…but even though she’s passed around like a Lizzy McGuire trading card or stuff by Hilary Duff panties at a pedophile convention…and I love sluts who get passed around, she still bores me…but for some reason I am posting the pictures anyway….a reason I don’t understand…but assume it’s gotta do with the marketing machine behind her that’s got me brain washed.


Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

18

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some of the latest news – cuz I’m the new Regis motherfuckers….brining the nonsense everyfucking day with a cartoon like swagger…

Feds Break Up Sex Slave Ring – BOOOOOO!

A modern day international sex slavery ring has been broken up right under our noses. Since 1999, federal investigators say young Mexican women and girls have been smuggled into an east Houston compound, then forced to work as prostitute

Firefighter accused of drug dealing cuz He’s a Real Hero….
ichard Desimone is a Newton firefighter, but police say the 42-year-old is also a drug dealer who resorted to violent threats because he was trying to collect money owed to him.

Metro Police Investigating Fight
The Metro Police Department is investigating an apparent fight between two teenage boys that has been posted on the internet.

Woman claims site violates basic rights – Stop Whining – The Internet is the Futre…

YPSILANTI, M.N. – A Michigan woman is extremely offended after a picture of her mom was posted on a controversial website.

Caught on Tape: Naked Burglar in FL
Caught on Tape: Naked Burglar in Florida

Caught on Tape: Bus driver attacked in Florida

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

18

Feb

SI 2011 Have Another Party I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

Here’s another press wall for the SI 2011 Swimsuit promo tour with a lot of the models you can see naked in the magazine…..I’m riding this shit out as hard as SI is…

Some looked like strippers. Some looked like pornstars. Some looked like prom dates. Some looked like beauty pageant girls. Some looked liked they were ripping lines of heroin in the bathroom. Some looked like they just got off the boat. All were worth fucking….and I wasn’t invited.

I did one of these yesterday, here’s another one….different day, different dresses, same pussy…

Ayssa Miller

Jessica Gomes

Damarais Lewis

Esti Ginzburg

Kate Upton

Chrissy Teigan

Genevieve Morton

Shannon Click

Cintia Dicker

Bruna Schmitz

Anne V

Brooklyn Decker

Izabel Goulart

Kenza Fourati

Jessica White is Black

Irina Shayk

Posted in:SI 2011

2011

17

Feb

Holly Branson Flashes Cooch of the Day

Based on these pictures, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that Holly Branson is not a virgin, despite Virgin giving her the life you only dream of, with billion dollar trust funds and probably one of the coolest dads, who for some reason raised some trash that’s trying to Paris Hilton with her dyed hair, going to clubs and shit…cuz this is the generation of sex tapes and pussy flashes to be cheap famous to differentiate yourself from the cool media empire your dad created, even though without that media empire, or your dad, you’d just be flashing your cooch at the college bar unless of course this is just a good timing on the paparazzi’s part, in which case I take it back….

Either way, she’s got what looks like a great ass and I want to be her personal assistant….I take great notes with my tongue…as long as the pad I’m writing on is moist and fleshy…

Posted in:Holly Branson

2011

17

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Ps. I’m drunk.

Here’s are my stepLINKS….

Celine Dion’s Fatty Tits of the Day
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JWOWWW Wants to do Playboy
GO

Almost Sold Out
GO

Taylor Momsen Bent Over On Stage IS Totally Fuckable
GO

Lil Wayne Breaks Guinness Record for Most Facebook Likes
GO

Karissa Shannon, Topless And Wet
GO

The Fact Elisabetta Canalis Hates Children Makes Me Wanna Bang Her Even More Cuz I Hate Kids Too – Especially my own…
GO

Sluts Who Will Get Your Motor
GO

Sofia Vergara Bikini Pictures For Shape Magazine
GO

Sexy Gamer Girl of the Week – Karima Adebibe (A.K.A Lara Croft)
GO

Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
GO

These Girlfriends Like to Play With Each Other (NSFW) – VIDEO
GO

The 50 Sexiest NHL Ice Girls
GO

Find the Perfect to Toy to Make Playtime the Most Fun (NSFW)
GO

Denise Richards Birthday Tits Thorowback
GO

I’d Bang Michelle Trachtenberg
GO

Lady Gaga is Wearing a Condom and I Bet You $20 It’s Used
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Meet Sarah Longbottom
GO

Michelle Hunziker Graciously Shows Us How Flexible She Is…
GO

Naughty Amateurs (NSFW) – VIDEO
GO

I Wanna Be All Over Christine Teigen
GO

A Tattoed-Nerdy Hottie (NSFW)
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Male to Female in 14 Months with the Creepiest Music Ever – VIDEO
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And Here’s the New Wonder Woman
GO

JAYME LANGFORD Assumes the Position (NSFW)
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Father Of Family Singing Group “The 5 Browns” Charged With Sexual Abuse Of His Children
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Asian Cutie Cause Having Some Alone Time (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Katalin Kiraly Strips Down (NSFW)
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Andy San Dimas – A Most Excellent Pornstar Interview (NSFW)
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Bar Refaeli Casual Hotness
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Busty Lola On Video (NSFW)
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Carla Ossa Swimsuit Shoot
GO

Cutey Takes Her Dog For a Walk
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Damaris Lewis is a SI Swimsuit Model That Isn’t Getting Nearly Enough Coverage
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Hot Teen Plays With Herself (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Beyonce is Looking Good
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Striptease of the Day
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Ashley is Pure Nude
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The 11 most amazing toys of the 1990s
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“Halie” (Heather From The Ocho Cinco Show)
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Lady Gaga Has No Pants on as Usual
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The 10 Sexiest Models of Fashion Week
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Geri Halliwell Grabs A Handful Of Her Big Tits
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OJ Simpson Beaten To A Bloody Pulp In Prison. Awesome.
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A Little Rihanna Crotch Rubbing
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

EXCLUSIVE – Jim Belushi Is an Asshole
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

17

Feb

Taylor Momsen in Some Hot Slutty Pictures of the Day

I decided that I’m going to follow Taylor Momsen’s band on tour. This is gonna be some “Almost Famous” shit, only the groupie slut in the equation’s gonna be me. I don’t even find her hot, but I love her creative vision as a teenage pornographer…It’s genius and I’m a huge fucking fan…and I dont even know what her shitt music sounds like…cuz when you’re dressed like this…there are no sounds…other than the whimpers in my pants…if you know what I mean…

Dirty fucking slut. Give me more.

Ps – I’m still drunk.

To See The Rest of the Pictures Follow This Link
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Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2011

17

Feb

Salma Hayek Getting Hot and Heavy on Set of the Day

Literally….

Get it…cuz she looks all thick and shit…

I’m so good at this Blogging shit…

Ps…I’m drunk.

Hi Mom…Why did you die on me?! I’m not talking to your Salma Hayek…you are a Mexican mother…just not my Mexican mother….

Posted in:Salma Hayek

2011

17

Feb

Aubrey O’Day Walks the Runway of the Day

Here I thought Aubrey O’Day was totally obsolete and practically non-existent now that her low level reality TV career has come to an end and people stopped talking to her…but she showed me just how wrong I was by walking the runway for some fashion line no one’s ever heard of who used her cuz she was affordable and had some level of celebrity to hopefully draw attention to them….because everyone knows fat girls aren’t supposed to be models…how controversial…

Denise Richards was there and even she was shocked by this disaster..no wait, that’s just her whore botox face…..

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day