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2011

17

Feb

January Jones The Crazy Lookin’ Dog Walker of the Day

January Jones lied to me at the Golden Globes. She made me think she was worth looking at. Like her tits were the most important globe at the event. Like she had so much to offer…but again…she’s out walking the dog…reminding me of the importance of stylists, make-up artists, and whatever else magic she used to make me want to fuck her….as these pictures rob me of that desire and I’d pretty much fuck anyone…Clearly not a good look for a budding starlet seeking approval to have a lasting career…

Seriously, I can’t figure out what she’s dressed as, but I’m thinking crazy street busking Jazz piano playing circus clown….whatever it is, it’s fucking odd.

Posted in:January Jones

2011

17

Feb

Sports Illustrated Models Celebrate The 2011 Issue of the Day

Sports Illustrated did a launch party for their magazine…even though all the pictures have been on the internet the last week….and I’m guess all the models featured in the magazine walked the red carpet…making the event what must be the equivalent of a UN meeting of hot pussy…So many international vaginas clothed to promote pictures of them half naked….an event they launched them into international stardom and gave them the stamp of approval that they are allowed to be in bikinis and hopefully will inspire women everywhere who don’t look like this to not pollute our lives by getting into a bikini before hitting the gym and starving themselves to look less sloppy than they do and more like these photoshopped bitches cuz these photoshopped bitches is what all men expect you to look like on the beach….so get crackin’

Here is the index or menu of the models in their every day clothes for you to cross reference with their half naked pics at SI.com

The real question in all this is why the fuck wasn’t I invited to this event? SI clearly doesn’t think I am important enough. Jerks.

This is like prom or some shit….

Irina Shyk

Chrissy Teigan

Esti Ginzburg

Jessica Gomes

Damaris Lewis

Hilary Rhodes

Kenza Fourati

Isabel Goulart

Shannon Click

Cintia Dicker

Bruna Schmitz

Brooklyn Decker

Julie Henderson

Alyssa Miller

Kate Upton

Genevieve Morton

Jessica White

Anne V

Posted in:SI

2011

17

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the latest stepNEWS…probably stuff you don’t care about…even though it’s your world and you need to embrace the shit….and I’m just trying to make you a better person…educating you with these life changing clips…cuz I care about you and your future….and knowing this will help you integrate into society you socially awkward school shooting woman hating motherfucker…

Banksy Makes Los Angeles His Canvas
The mysterious artist known as Banksy has apparently decided to use the City of Angels as his canvas. Artwork from the legendary graffiti artist has been popping up throughout the city.

Sexy Vietnamese Cafes Revisited
There’s not a lot on the menu… or on the waitresses… at Cafe Lu in Santa Ana. Drinks served by hot gals in bikinis and high heels… it’s a formula for success at several Vietnamese coffee houses in the area. Check it out.

Mom’s public punishment stirs debate
A Tampa mother is getting attention for some unconventional parenting. Some cheer her approach as tough love; others question whether it’s too much.

Teacher Suspended Over Facebook Posts
Sometimes honesty isn’t always the best policy – especially if you’re blogging about one of your students. That’s what a teacher found, but she stands behind what she wrote.

Freshman Brought Gun to School Over ‘F’
Students at Millennium High School in Goodyear are shocked and shaken after finding out a freshman brought a loaded gun to school.

Brown reveals he was sexually abused
Sen. Scott Brown has revealed he was sexually abused as a child several times by a camp counselor and has detailed physical abuse by a stepfather.

Fans Riot After Canceled Deftones Concert in Bangkok

Teacher who fought with student fired

Michigan Teen Killed during Craigslist Meeting
Police say a Hazel Park teenager was robbed and fatally shot during a meeting to purchase a phone he found on Craigslist

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

17

Feb

Tight Pants Creeper Video of the Day

These videos make me laugh. I have no idea why, but it is probably because I know what kind of weird asian dude with some jacked-up modified bag with a camera window that isn’t obvious to the naked eye that he spent weeks constructing…mainly cuz I’ve caught two of these pervert motherfuckers in the act at various places over the last 2 years….this shit is everywhere and I’m not fully endorsing it…but it is fucking entertaining…and probably pretty illegal..I’m so dangerous..

Here is some booty in tight pants looking at hair dye for her stupid fake hair cuz real girls are way more fun than famous girls….

Posted in:amateur

2011

17

Feb

Carla Gugino Ass in Every Day of the Day

Here’s Carla Gugino’s ass in some movie I’ve never heard of…mainly because I like Carla Gugino’s body….

Sure, this movie’s is over a year old…but luckily sex scenes, nude scenes, bikini scenes in movies are forever…like a snapshot of that specific moment that we can reflect on over and over and over and over and over and over and over cuz we are obsessive perverts…I mean I still try to masturbate to Sharon Stones pussy flash from the early 90s, or other throwback movie scenes, cuz the bitch gets older, but the sex scene stays the fucking same…the one constant in my life….if you know what I mean…

Posted in:Carla Gugino

2011

17

Feb

Karissa Shannon Successfully Bottom Feeds of the Day


No, I’m not talking on her black boyfriend/pimp’s asshole…I’m talking in these pics…some staged pictures of Karissa Shannon changing her tire in what looks like a bra…cuz the obvious bottom feeding for attention attempt is a good and as creative as this little slut can get…she knows that doing anything in a bra when she’s paid off the paparazzi is gonna end up getting talked about.

She’s already done the Karissa Shannon Sex Tape …She’s already done Playboy…She’s pretty much done all she can…and is still fucking no where…

It’s obvious, but for some reason, I like watching it, I guess this poor gutter trash from a trailer park trying her hardest is endearing as much as it is fucking pathetic.

This is the only thing good about Hollywood…you know the hustle it makes people take to try to be part of their elite club…cuz so many sluts are created to live out their dreams…Amazing…

The only thing that would have made these pictures better would be if she was having her period in her white pants…Here’s the bottom feed….


That Said – Watch Her Sex Tape – It is Amazing – So Much Effort- So Little Success From It –
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Posted in:Karissa Shannon

2011

17

Feb

Adriana Lima for Vogue Italia of the Day

I am disappointed in myself…I mean that’s really nothing new, and nothing unexpected, you know since I’ve let myself down on pretty much every single level of my life from personal, to career, to health, to relationship, to financial, to living situation, to addiction…It’s just been a life of failure, that almost doesn’t even feel like failure anymore, because it happens so often, that it’s just the way it is….until today…when I saw this picture of Adriana Lima from V Magazine back in June, showing her fucking nipples…How the fuck did I miss that….I mean posting celeb tit is what I fucking do here and some of the most legendary tit in recent years come out to play and I don’t fucking see it…I mean it’s just another example of lost opportunity….you know another example of not watching a hot bitch who lives next door shower when I have the chance…not fucking willing drunk pussy when I have the chance..you get what I’m saying….So I’m posting it here to redeem myself…you know what…I just did a search on my site and I already posted this pic…I guess I forgot…but I still disappoint myself and I’m still posting it…

I’ve also decided to post her recent shoot with Vogue Italia to make this post timely and relevant, cuz that’s what the ebook I bought on having a successful blog told me to do…

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2011

17

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens Showing Off Leg of the Day

I like Venessa Hudgens cuz she reminds me of this little stuffed chipmunk I used to jerk off on and not even cuz of her fuzzy little teen slut pussy she took pictures of for the internet, but because of her nut filled lookin’ cheeks.

I probably should give you a back story as to why I used to jerk off on a stuffed animal, but why bother, no one’s reading this and anyway I stage this story, I’m gonna come across as a real weirdo….Look I always washed it before putting it back in the crib…I’m not a monster…Stop judging me.

That said, I don’t know what Ethnicity this bitch is, but I’d like to taste her and find out, but I kinda feel that way about everyone, including scabby drug addicts on the verge of death. I’ve always been inquisitive…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

17

Feb

Sofia Vergara Aggressively Photoshopped for Shape Magazine of the Day

Shape Magazine is some inspirational shit for fat chicks. It’s this fantasy magazine they read thinking that they’ll follow the fad of the moment to work off their cake-eating gunt, but they never do, they just feel better in the fantasy…and to make things even more cartoon-like the magazine photoshops abs on every celebrity they convince to get on the cover. Sofia Vergara being the latest.

The only reason Sofia Vergara is in any shape is cuz she’s finally had the time to recoverer from the damage years of sucking dick to the top took on her. It’s like millions of spic immigrants come to America, only one becomes famous, something’s I call “Hooker” is up with that….

Not that it matters, she’s got big tits and more importantly she was a teen mother and we like that so here are her pics.

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2011

16

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

If you’re so interested in hearing what I have to say about nonsense – TWITTER …..

I want 100,000 – 1,000,000 followers and despite never getting what I want, your follow will help reach that goal…while I go out drinking……cuz there’s nothing else to do….especially when you’re an addict….

I feel like I repeat myself…

I feel like I repeat myself….

See what I did there…bad joke…for real…

Here are my stepLINKS….

Rebecca Romijn Needs Shorter Shorts
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Your New Underage Fetish
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Lil Kim Flashes her Twat of the DAy
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The Best Hood Since the Clit Hood
Sexy in Sweat Pants?
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Model with the Biggest Breasts is in a Coma
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Jessica Alba is Pregnant Again – Who Cares She’s Been Dead to Me Since Getting Pregnant the First Time….
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Eliza Doolittle Flashes Her Tight Little Body
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Lindsay Wanted To Return The Necklace But Was “Too Busy”. Jesus Christ
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She is One Horny Brunette (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The 25 Sexiest Cool Chicks in Sports
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Because These Are the Type of Sluts You Want in Your Life
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Get Some Toys to Have Some Fun With (NSFW)
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Victoria Silvstedt Panty Upskirt
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Lea Michele abnd Her Big Nose in a Sexy Dress Which Makes Me Wish She Wasn’t So Ugly
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Meet Dishy Donna (NSFW)
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Pixie Lott And Some Sorta Bikini Lesbo Action (NSFW)
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Trucker Almost Crashes While Trying to Take Naked Pics of His Wife (NSFW)
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Minnie Driver Old Lady Upskirt
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Meet Melanie Jane (NSFW)
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Don’t Stop Believing Gets Raped By a Choir
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Random Photo Gallery of the Day (NSFW)
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Little Kim No Panty Upskirt
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Here’s an Interview With That Super Granny Lady! Yes!
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This Naked Dropping Granny is the Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Veronika Fasterova Tight Body and Titties
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Super Mario Porn? Eeeeeeesh
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Yeah I’d Bang Clemence Poesy
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Real Beauties and the Great Outdoors (NSFW)
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victoria’s Secret is Always Fine By Me
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Hottie in Thigh Highs on the Street
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Jessica Stroup is Looking Hot
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Real Life Mario Kart Holy Shit!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Everybody Hates Amy Winehouse
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Well Hey There Christinan (NSFW)
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Frankie Muniz is Abusive and Suicidal but MAN His GF is Hot
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Minka Kelly is Casual But Still Sexy
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Striptease of the Day
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS