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2011

07

Feb

Jenny McCarthy’s Fake Tits in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

I feel like the unofficial spokesperson for twitter….Posting all these bitches in their bikinis that they think is important to put up to twitter…to show off their fake tits…let the world know their annoying asses still exist…a little older….now with more Autistic babies that I guess she put in a cage like she was John Travolta to get out and tan….all for more followers…a simple strategy that works for me…even if fake tits don’t work for me…cuz polluted autism making uteruses do…since if you have to have a kid…it might as well be antisocial and into playing rocks quietly in the corner than a motherfucker who asks too many fucking questions on repeat…that shit gets annoying you know…

Either way here is the pic…and I’m digging this free to use shit….twitter makes the paparazzi and their 500 dollar a picture or we’ll sue you obsolete…Keep them coming ladies.

Posted in:Jenny McCarthy

2011

07

Feb

D12 Talks ABout Fucking Celeb Pussy of the Day

My friend over at HitHipHop.com invited me to a D12 show in Montreal and I decided to go cuz I have little else going on in my life…

If you follow me on Twitter on Friday. I put the manager on blast cuz he was being a dick to everyone, pulling rockstar ego, telling people to talk to “Rico” if they need to coordinate something while the motherfucker was “Rico”…just blowing off anyone and everyone like he was trying to sabotage D12s almost non-existent careers….

I mean if I was in their position of irrelevance, I’d talk to everyone, from shitty sites like DrunkenStepfather to MTV, and the dudes in the band looked like they wanted to talk to me, but instead, he cockblocked….

The whole thing irritated me cuz I just assumed D12 died when their leader was killed and Eminem moved onto making Lipton Brisk commercials and Chrysler commercials instead of making their music. So I left….but I figured I’d post the interview my friends did get…cuz D12 is talking about how they fuck these starlets and I think it is funny…cuz black people are funny. Good job HHH

Posted in:D12

2011

07

Feb

Sarah Shahi Topless for Twitter of the Day

The nice thing about twitter is that it allows these attention seeking bitches to really deliver the goods on their own….because before twitter they had to deal with PR people, management and a whole bunch of other roadblocks telling them getting as naked as possible on twitter in a self shot pic like a common whore so people don’t notice your stupidly long arab nose you could use as a mast to a sail if you still wore the Burka you’re supposed to, you bad muslim, allowing you to ride the little amount of fame you have harder and better than the other girls you’re competing with.

The whole thing is more exciting than what’s actually going on in Egypt….cuz this bitch probably doesn’t smell as bad….


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2011

07

Feb

Leighton Meester Twitter Bikini Picture of the Day

When I first saw this picture, I thought it was of Lohan and her mom, but realized we’re dealing with a whole other family of whore drug pushers with criminal records trying to make it in America using vagina and moderate looks…

But I guess I gotta give her mother with a criminal past some love cuz she instilled the morals and values it takes to film sex tapes, fetish tapes and suck the right dick to get on hit shows…

The same morals and values that lead to her posting pictures of her in a bikini on her twitter in her useless bottom feeding quest….unfortunately the pics of her aren’t nude…cuz nude is how I like bottom feeding.. but I guess she’s done with those days…and bikinis it is…

Posted in:Leighton Meester

2011

07

Feb

Maria Kanellis in a Bikini for her Perfume of the Day

I got a press release for Maria Kanellis’ upcoming perfume line and I had no fucking idea who Maria Kanellis was…but appreciated the fact that the she figured promoting the perfume in her bikini was a better approach than some other more relevant way…cuz being in a bikini gets you noticed, people talk about it, and it wins pervert guys who love bitches in bikinis over, especially when there’s no specific reason for this, other than just being in a bikini…

It’s like her genius marketing people were like “so we’ve got a perfume to sell…put her in a bikini”, “we’ve go a car to sell…put her in a bikini ” we’ve got girl scout cookies to sell…put her in a bikini”….

The understand we are mindless and bikini is all we need.

Either way, apparently she’s some Former WWE DIVA and was a contestent on Celebrity Apprentice….and apparently these pics are unedited…if they weren’t shot from such obscure angles…I’d be able to tell you if that’s a good thing or not..

Enjoy

Posted in:Maria Kanellis

2011

07

Feb

Walking Outside in Pantyhose of the Day

I don’t know what this is all about but I know it made me laugh. See I’m not a pantyhose fetishists cuz I used to date a bitch who wore pantyhose to work everyday as a waitress at a stripclub and everytime she’d come home to me, her shit would stink like some cheesy dirty feet, making the whole fetish die before it started, but I know that I’m not the only one here, there’s at least two of us, so I’m posting this shit for you….and because I find it pretty funny to see a bitch parading around a parking lot like this…she’s probably someone’s mom….or a school teacher or someone who never thought dudes on the internet would be jerking off to her funny, playful, meant to be personal shit…Amazing.

Posted in:amateur

2011

07

Feb

Marloes Horst Tits for Jalouse Magazine of the Day

Here’s some tits for fashion cuz fashion isn’t really about the clothes but about the tits at least when you’re a pervert like me who only cares about the tits….

I don’t know what Jalouse Magazine is, I don’t know who Marloes Horst is. I don’t think either will change my fucking life.

But I do know a set of tits when I see them and I figure if they are postin the shit at getting the million dollar campaigns, I should be too.

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Marloes Horst

2011

07

Feb

Selma Blair Pregnancy Bikini Pics of the Day

I’m not dead, I don’t care about the Superbowl enough, to go out and drink my face off with a bunch of angry Steelers fans who look like they may rape me in the bathroom to teach me what being a man is all about after a few too many Millers light….or whatever piss you white trash American hicks drink….

In fact, I don’t care about the Superbowl at all, it just happened to be on at the bar I was at, and so was Glee, which seemed fitting for the burly closet cases who are only like that cuz they are scared to accept their inner song and dance.

But apparently, accepting inner songs and dances of the uterus is something Selam Blair is also afraid of, as she parades around in a bikini while being pregnant as fuck, like we want to see a parasite growing inside her, cuz her boyfriend told her she looked beautiful and so did all her envious friends like Jennifer Aniston, when really there’s nothing hot about it…but then again I hate nature, ready to drop porn and reproduction…if anything pregnancy is a real mood killer and cockblock and the only thing good about it is that you don’t have to wear a condom for fear of getting trapped with the bitch, some other asshole already did that.

I like to think of this as a publicity stunt gone bad…


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2011

06

Feb

Christina Aguilera’s Super Shitty Superbowl Performance of the Day

I’m not American and apparently either is Christina Aguilera, cuz otherwise she’d know the words….

I can assume has been too busy eating her weight in food to take the 10 minutes it takes to memorize a song you normally have ingrained in your every inch cuz you’re American…this is shit you learn at a young age so you remember how proud you are…that is when your youth isn’t robbed of you for the personal gain of your mother who figures it’s easier to whore your kid out than to whore yourself out….

This is probably old news by now, since every American is watching the superbowl and probably very offened this first generation would piss on a nation on its proudest day, on its proudest Texan soil…she might as well shoulda come our dressed like an arab with a burning flag.

Let’s hope this ruins her…get her blacklisted and forces her to move to Canada cuz her voice is irritating….

Christina Aguilera botched the national anthem something fierce before the Super Bowl. Aguilera started out all right, but she had a problem with the ramparts — specifically, the “O’er the ramparts we watched” line, which she left out altogether. ..

Aguilera tried to make up for it by combining two lines — “What so proudly we watched,” instead of “What so proudly we hailed”, but let’s just say that it was too late to reverse the error. Twitter blew up, and all Aguilera could do was to oversing every word from there on out, which she most certainly did.

Here is Will.I.Am ripping off Daft Punk’s Show from 4 years ago, cuz Will.I.Am is about as creative as Ripping off a bunch of Electro DJs gets…#fullofshit

Everyone cares that Eminem did this Ad for Detroit….cuz he’s the only idiot rich enough to leave Detroit who stays in Detroit….

Because he did another commercial saying he doesn’t do commercial…

And Kim Kardashian – Despite being Fat – Promotes Heath Products – in Spandex

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2011

04

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Do you think your mom shaves her pussy bald and why? I just feel there is something comical about a woman with grown kids having a fully bald cooch like she was 5 and trying to be sexy. That’s really all that’s on my mind right now…

Oh right. It’s also the weekend…

I’m good with that…

You should be too…even if everyday is the same level of lonely, only weekends you don’t have co-workers to sit next to to feel some level of companionship…..

Woah, that was depressing. Let’s get drunk…and remember you can always call Nigerian scammers, they are ALWAYS eager to talk to people…

Here are my stepLINKS

Tara Reid’s TIts Making Some Kind of Crazy Face
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I Will Never Get Tired of Tara Reid’s Drunkscapades
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Girls Who Get Naked For Free Are the Best Kind, No?
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LADY GAGA’S DOWNFALL HAS BEGUN!
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Great Pics of Megan Fox’s Tits
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Latina Goes to Work on Herself (NSFW) – VIDEO
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NBA Cheerleaders: Who Has the Hottest Dance Teams?
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Web Sluts Who Will Get Your Motor Going (NSFW)
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Take a Break and Play With Some Toys (NSFW)
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American Idol Slut of the Day – VIDEO
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Shauna Sand Insane Cleavage (Site NSFW)
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Hilary Duff Because, Well, Why Not?
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Joanna Krupa Super Sexy See Thru Lingerie Pics
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Jenny McCarthy is Looking Slutty As Always
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Total Porn FAIL and Meltdown (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Crazy Tattooed Face Mugshot Idiot of the Day (Must See)
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Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy
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I Wanna Be All Over Alie Layus (NSFW)
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Adriana Lima – Lingerie by Victoria’s Secret
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Amy Reid is Too Hot to Handle (NSFW)
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You’re Gonna Wanna Take a Look at Jessenia Vice
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More American Idol Insanity – VIDEO
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Some MILF With a Crazy Round Ass (NSFW)
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Denni and Chesney Are Naughty Lesbians (NSFW)
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Top 5: Best Megan Fox Upskirt/Nipslips (NSFW)
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Leighton Meester is Leggy in Vanity Fair
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Molly and Kiara Going Nuts At the VIP Party (NSFW)
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Alena Seredova is the Hotness
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I Love a Cutey in Biker Boots
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Jesse Jane is Lookin Hot and Getting Ready for the Superbowl
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Random Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Naomi Campbell Loves Cocaine
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People of Walmart RAP – VIDEO
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Anna is Totally a 10 out of 10 (NSFW)
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Taylor Momsen is Still Slutty
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Sandee Westgate is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Jennifer Aniston’s Nipples Are Vibrating
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Mila Kunis Drops The Sexy In LA Times Magazine
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Kim Kardashian Wont’ Shut the Fuck Up ABout These Nude Pics – Milking it For All They ARe Worth – Take New Pics Slut
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