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2011

04

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Do you think your mom shaves her pussy bald and why? I just feel there is something comical about a woman with grown kids having a fully bald cooch like she was 5 and trying to be sexy. That’s really all that’s on my mind right now…

Oh right. It’s also the weekend…

I’m good with that…

You should be too…even if everyday is the same level of lonely, only weekends you don’t have co-workers to sit next to to feel some level of companionship…..

Woah, that was depressing. Let’s get drunk…and remember you can always call Nigerian scammers, they are ALWAYS eager to talk to people…

Here are my stepLINKS

Tara Reid’s TIts Making Some Kind of Crazy Face
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I Will Never Get Tired of Tara Reid’s Drunkscapades
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Girls Who Get Naked For Free Are the Best Kind, No?
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LADY GAGA’S DOWNFALL HAS BEGUN!
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Great Pics of Megan Fox’s Tits
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Latina Goes to Work on Herself (NSFW) – VIDEO
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NBA Cheerleaders: Who Has the Hottest Dance Teams?
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Web Sluts Who Will Get Your Motor Going (NSFW)
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Take a Break and Play With Some Toys (NSFW)
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American Idol Slut of the Day – VIDEO
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Shauna Sand Insane Cleavage (Site NSFW)
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Hilary Duff Because, Well, Why Not?
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Joanna Krupa Super Sexy See Thru Lingerie Pics
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Jenny McCarthy is Looking Slutty As Always
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Total Porn FAIL and Meltdown (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Crazy Tattooed Face Mugshot Idiot of the Day (Must See)
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Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy
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I Wanna Be All Over Alie Layus (NSFW)
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Adriana Lima – Lingerie by Victoria’s Secret
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Amy Reid is Too Hot to Handle (NSFW)
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You’re Gonna Wanna Take a Look at Jessenia Vice
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More American Idol Insanity – VIDEO
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Some MILF With a Crazy Round Ass (NSFW)
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Denni and Chesney Are Naughty Lesbians (NSFW)
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Top 5: Best Megan Fox Upskirt/Nipslips (NSFW)
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Leighton Meester is Leggy in Vanity Fair
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Molly and Kiara Going Nuts At the VIP Party (NSFW)
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Alena Seredova is the Hotness
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I Love a Cutey in Biker Boots
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Jesse Jane is Lookin Hot and Getting Ready for the Superbowl
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Random Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Naomi Campbell Loves Cocaine
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People of Walmart RAP – VIDEO
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Anna is Totally a 10 out of 10 (NSFW)
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Taylor Momsen is Still Slutty
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Sandee Westgate is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Jennifer Aniston’s Nipples Are Vibrating
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Mila Kunis Drops The Sexy In LA Times Magazine
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Kim Kardashian Wont’ Shut the Fuck Up ABout These Nude Pics – Milking it For All They ARe Worth – Take New Pics Slut
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Remember – Tila Tequila Did a Porno
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Remember – Bad Dancing Can Be Good…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

04

Feb

Adriana Lima Sniffin Flowers in Lingerie of the Day

Here’s some Adriana Lima in lingerie cuz it’s her job…at least for now it is…even though she’s a mom….but I guess photoshop does wonders…I also guess that this is part of their Valentines Day campaign …unless sniffing flowers in her underwear is just something she does to off set the smell of the fragments of rotting placenta her doctor left behind….not that it matters cuz Victoria’s Secret is pretty much as boring as half naked bitches can get…which is not that boring…but could serious benefit by a little more fucking hustle…

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2011

04

Feb

Upskirt Video of the Day

I don’t know if this is staged and the girl is in on it or if this is a dude with a jacked up bag designed to record up the skirts of unsuspecting girls but it fucking hyseterical….I mean what the fuck’s the deal with the song…and how does it correalate to some girls panties….I would have been more inclined to use a Celine Dion song…or maybe some 80s love song…cuz there’s nothing not romantic about this…except maybe her mom…

On a sidenote, I think I used to sponsor this girl in the 90s when I didn’t mind giving the price of a coffee a day to Central America via the Christians and it’s nice to see little Ana Cistina all grown up in her Goodwill donated used underwear giving back to me…but that could just be the fantasy I had when paying the 25 dollars a month….I felt I was investing into future immigrant pussy…and it never happened…cuz the Christians were scamming…and I feel they gave dozens of people the same chick…making them horrible pimps…watch the video…

Posted in:Upskirt

2011

04

Feb

Kate Moss in a Rape Victim Dress of the Day

You’d think Kate Moss was so old that moss was growin’ off her vagina like the corpse that is, but turns out that has nothing to do with her age, but to do with the dirty needle sharing, groupie fucking rockstars she’s compelled to fuck…because she must be a dirty needle sharing HIV pos person too….

But for some reason I find her hot, especially when she walks out of restaurants in a dress that looks like she was just raped, cuz forced sex is much more exhilerating than willing sex…cuz willing sex is no challenge.

Get raped this weekend.

Posted in:Kate Moss

2011

04

Feb

Sofia Vergara on Set for a Fat Tit Movie of the Day

Sofia Vergara landed a role in a movie, I guess cuz Hollywood is obvious nd figure people watch her on TV, they’ll definitely want to watch her in a movie, especially if they make her wear low cut shirts, hopefully shirts far better than this one….cuz this one makes her look like the mom that she is and now I’m trying to figure out if 45 year old moms shave their cunts bald for more than just a novelty act for their husbands, cuz the I can never take a bald vagina on a 45 year old mom seriously…It’s like what are you tyring to prove? Leave the bald pussy for the 5 year olds and college kids….and here are a few pics of her on set…

Posted in:Katherine Heigl|Sofia Vergara

2011

04

Feb

Spiderman on Set for the Fags of the Day

Being into superheros is really, really, really fucking gay….I’ve always felt that way about it and wondered why the fuck any dude would be into girl reppelant by choice…you know intentionally sabotage getting laid and these pics explain what I’ve alway been saying to virgin loser comic book people who can’t get laid…when really anyone can get laid…. you’re gay…

Posted in:spiderman

2011

04

Feb

Hilary Swank Naked in a New Movie of the Day

Rubbing Lotion on her tits, showing off bush in light cotton panties, getting out of the bath all wet and naked are apparently all things that make Hilary Swank tolerable…at least that’s what this clip from The Resident a movie that is yet to be released is telling me.

Watch it while you can, cuz I’m pretty sure this is gonna lead to a lawyers letter, while I just think I’m promotion, but lawyers like to double talk and make issues out of nothing so they can buy themselves Porsche’s and cheat on their wives they regret marrying in Law School before they were rich, when they saw a bright future of comin’ up to the top together, something that faded fast while at the top and realizing lots of 20 year olds would love the life you could provide in exchange for sex, being reminded of that everytime you stare at her shitty body…a frustration I guess that fuels the misery that they need in their careers as they try to ruin people everyday to feel good about themselves…shit, I shoulda been a lawyer.

That’s all I have to say about that….

Posted in:Hilary Swank

2011

04

Feb

Some Nudity in Hatchet II of the Day

With a plot like this, I can’t believe this Hatchet II shit didn’t win an Academy Award…

Marybeth escapes the clutches of the bayou-butcher Victor Crowley and returns to the swamp with an army of hunters and gunmen, determined to end Crowley’s reign of horror once and for all.

This shit has a way better storyline than that Iraq War masturbatory shit that won last year…or whatever other bullshit smut Hollywood is celebrating cuz they are paid off and the shit is totally corrupt…staged…insider job bullshit that their little community is in on to scam the rest of America and distract them from what’s really important…like fucking…

More importantly how did Hatchet I go under the radar…I mean shit with this storyline the first one must have been a fucking mind rape…

At least there was nudity…something that always makes a video worth watching….and here are the clips…

Sarah Agor….with her Best Supporting Actress performance of a slutty girl with daddy issues…

Charlayne DeVillier…..with the blackest name on a hick….and her performance of a chubby white trash bitch who busts the POV killer….

Shit like this makes me wish I wasn’t too busy doing nothing all day so that I could write a movie…I figure if shit like this is being made…I could be the king of bad movies…I’ve got endless ideas for real low level crap with tits…Maybe one day.

Posted in:Hatchet II

2011

04

Feb

Cindy Crawford and Niki Taylor for FutureClaw of the Day

I’ve never heard of this magazine FutureClaw, but have decided they are my new best friend, not because they wished me a happy birthday or invited me to their fashion parties, but because they recruited old retired model and got them posing like it was 1992, a year I was a much simpler person, less desensitized and able to get an erection in the stripclub…an era before the internet, throatfucking porn, 2 girls 1 cup and all the other celebrity sex tape bullshit I’ve been exposed to, and I guess Cindy Crawford reminds me of that simpler time…when jerking off to a pic of a girl in a bra was ok…

I also saw her in person recently, and she’s fucking amazing…all tall and totally gave me sex eyes as her security pushed me out of the way so she could get in her hotel room.

I figure having a best friend at a fashion magazine is one step closer to getting that private jet I’ve always wanted, but more importantly, maybe they’ll invite me on site when they get a little more fashion in their shoots by showing model tit…

Either way, pantsless Cindy Crawford is a winner…Enjoy…

Here’s Niki Taylor – A lot less sexy – But Still a Retired Model from the 90s making a comeback for old times…I figure I might as well give her some airtime so she doesn’t develop an eating disorder and try to kill herself at the Botox clinic…

Posted in:Cindy Crawford|Niki Taylor

2011

04

Feb

White People Having Fun on a Motorcycle Fun with Wheelchairs of the Day

I don’t know when this video is from, but there’s just something amazing about white trash lower class families on dirt bikes running over old lazy bitches in wheel chairs….I don’t know what it is that I like about this, but I think it has to do with the fat kid humping the mom when she’s bent over…cuz that’s just how white trash operates…and the whole thing made me proud to not be white…cuz seriously..if this was my people…I’d be legitimately concerned…especailly since 98 percent of America is like this…We’re fucking doomed. Amazing.

Someone needs to remix this and call it Mom-Motorcycle-Wheelchair-Hump….It’ll be a drunken inbred backyard wrestling match classic halftime show.

Posted in:Handicap|White Trash