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2011

08

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend – why the fuck are you on the internet?

Some Teen Mom Showing Off Her Ripped Body and Fake Tits in a Bikini…Slut…
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Kim Kardashian’s Lips Are Now As Fat As Her Ass – Yes “THOSE” Lips…
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This Photoshoot Turned me On
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Because It’s Friday and I’m Sure Your Week Was As Shitty As Mine Was (NSFW)
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Irina Shayk’s Sexy Swimwear Collection OH MY GOD!
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Get Cool Stuff
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Jessica Lowndes Looks Sexy in a Leather Dress
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2011 NFL Mock Draft: Hot Chick Edition
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Because Even Adults Need to Keep a Few Toys Around the House
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Gewnyth Paltrow Just Because
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I’m Not One to Praise Fat Dancing Sluts But Occasionally One Comes Along Where You Kinda Have To, You Know? – VIDEO
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Some Sara Jean Underwood Always Makes the Day Better (NSFW)
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Hot Chick in a Quickie Mart With No Pants (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The Hottest Pic Dump You’ll See All Day
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I Love Some Dirty Talk on the Weather Network – VIDEO
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Wedding Fails Compilation – VIDEO
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Aylen Alvarez is Wearing a Candy Bikini
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Hahahahahah I Love Anything Bad Girls Related – VIDEO
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Olivia and Gerogina Want You to Take a Peek (NSFW)
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NEWS STORY OF THE DAY: Man Plants Bomb In Dildo, Gifts It To Ex-Girlfriend
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Cutey Charly Has Some Alone Time (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Geman Olympian Franziska van Almsick, Oh Man….
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A Few More Shots of Some Ladies At the People’s Choice Awards
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Natalie Portman & Mila Kunis Lesbian Sex Scene IS HERE – VIDEO
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Yeah I’d Bang Anna Paquin
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Now This is One Hot Brunette (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Pauly D is Banging WHO?!
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Yes, I’d Bang Ashley Tisdale And Here’s Why
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2011

07

Jan

Megan Fox Slutting Out in Madame Magazine of the DAy

You may be asking yourself who Megan Fox is, now that she’s been fired from the one movie she was really ever known form, so instead of getting naked in a scandal, she went on got married, a totally backwards way to win the only people who care she exists back, but I guess she’s got some new PR people, doing some damage control, by getting her to slut out in a photoshoot for a magazine in France, because everyone knows when you want to be recognized as the hot pussy you are known for when everyone forgets you, France publications are the logical way to crawl yourself back in….and who really cares, I’m hungover, exhausted and she’s in fishnets, she wins and inher winning…we all win…at least that’s what she wants us to think….

Forgotten or not, she’s overrated, but I’ll still stare at her….

Posted in:Megan Fox

2011

07

Jan

Kim Kardashian Filling Up of the Day

It’s nice to see Kim Kardashian stage a photo op every chance she gets, but I’m not buying into this one for a fucking minute, I mean I’ve see the Kim Kardashian porn and I’ve seen her out of her SPANX and the only filling she’s ever done is with black cock in her mouth and pussy, or with cakes, pastries and all things fried down her fucking lazy face….There is no way she was raised to be the kind of girl who does this kind of thing, she’s probably doesn’t even wipe her own ass cuz she has hired help for that…There is no way she doesn’t drive the extra 15 minutes to get to a full service center and as much as I appreciate her attempt to be pedestrian, a commoner who actually does things for themselves and not the American brat royalty she thinks she is that is catered on we know she is, and I appreciate the desperate attempt to get a picture taken of her, and I appreciate her ass in tight pants, but I just can’t help laugh at this mangled up faced trash….cuz she is nothing but a joke….a joke America loves to make richer and richer and richer everyday….it is all your fucking fault people…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

07

Jan

Victoria’s Silvstedt White Whore Dress of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt is a nobody…I have no idea why I am compelled to put up pictures of her. She’s nothing but a uselss prostitute..working for some billionaire as his Mistress cuz he always wanted pussy that was once in Playboy…Seriously, I think she was famous for a month 14 years ago…I am convinced the average perseon has no idea who she is but for some reason I’m staring at her Swedish body, lean, tanned, fake tits, fake face, fake hair, like it’s some kind of time warp and I just walked into a stripclub in 99, when all bitches looked like this prepping for Y2k, trying to join Pam Anderson’s army or some shit….

She’s not naked or getting fucked in these pictures…she’s walking around with what could be her boy toy she gets to fuck while the billionaire jerks off in the corner….and There’s really no reason for me to post about her, other than to say this is some kind of mystery, I’ll never really understand….

Posted in:Victoria's Silvstedt

2011

07

Jan

Anna Paquin’s Lesbian Pantyhose Legs of the Day

Anna Paquin is not hot in any way. I don’t care how many hit shows, or cult classics she gets her dyke ass on, she’s fuckin disgusting, which would explain her lesbianism….

See, there’s nothing I hate more than lesbians and that’s only because lesbians hate me and have always hated me. I like to think it’s because I always make fun of them, you know pulling out my dick in front of them, offering to father their child, cuz I don’t believe lesbian actually exist….to me it’s a fucking myth….

Sure, there are bitches who choose a cockless life cuz they want to, whether because they hate men cuz men molested them, raped them, or was mean to them or men hate them cuz they are fat and ugly and need someone to get them , or if it’s cuz they think it is trendy and cool to dress like a lumberjack, gain 50 lbs and shave your dyke construction boot wearing head, but they are all just overcompensating, cuz lesbianism doesn’t exist…

I know for a fact that biologically, a woman craves having a baby and that indirectly means she craves a cock….

Dykes choose to be dykes, or are forced into it for lack of cock willing to get them, and I think they hate that I know their little bullshit scam…

Either way, Anna Paquin knows lesbianism is bullshit, cuz I just remembered she’s not a dyke, she’s bi, so here are her bi-sexual legs, short and unattractive even to the pantyhose fetishists, because it’s a slow fucking day.

Seriously, why the fuck did I just post this? Oh right, to rip into lesbians cuz they are full of shit and to seduce True Blood fans into the site….cuz seriously, these pics are definitely not hot.

Posted in:Anna Paquin

2011

07

Jan

Rihanna’s Leather Pants of the Day

Tight leather pants make for a stinky fucking pussy….This has been one of my more intellectual posts of all time…you know one that really inspires and makes you think about the state of all vaginas in these leather looking plastic pants that you know is not breathable, leading to all kinds of shit, I’d probably be more than happy to burry my face into….cuz I’m a vagina loving pervert. I love vagina so much sometimes I wonder what pussy was like on a generational level…I’m talking did caveman pussy smell the same as pussy that Jesus ate or as the pussy Joan of Arc ate, or as Old West Brothel pussy, and how does that compare to modern day pussy or even pussy from prohibition era…It’s a problem…

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

07

Jan

Claudia Schiffer’s Asian Umbrella Holder of the Day

Fany pants! You know you’ve made it when you can take a little Asian man away from his convenience store/sweatshop/computer programming, to work as your personal umbrella holder, cuz everyone with money knows holding your umbrella is ungodly, uncomfortable, and almost embarrassing, you know for common folk, and anyone who’s anyone has a poor immigrant do it, to strip him of all dignity he once had out of him…

Here’s ex-model/David Copperfield Trick, Claudia Schiffer showing us how the other side lives….This must be what Rihanna was singing about…Now I get it….

Posted in:Claudia Schiffer

2011

07

Jan

Is this J.Woww Topless?? of the Day

My good friend Mahmoud, who I have never met or spent time with, discussing politics or the muslim faith over ham sandwiches, emailed me and a handful of other sites who don’t trade traffic with me, asking if this was J.Woww.

It is supposed to be 3 years ago, when she was 23 and I’ve never seen Jersey Shore, since I feel it is the devil’s work, and I wouldnt know if it was or wasn’t, but figure you’re into this kind of thing and you will have the answers oh mighty pervert reader I know doesn’t actually exist but in a figment of my imagination…..

So the question of the day is is this J.Woww’s tits or not. I’m going with no, however the girl in the pics is definitely equally lame, cheesy and ready for her Ed Hardy and bottle of Goose to dance on tables and show everyone her gutter thonged drunk ass, from the fake Chanel to the white ink heart tattoo, we know that if this isn’t J.Woww, we’re dealing with one of her kind….some stripper looking trash….I’d expect to be topless…all the time…to feed her illegitimate babies…

Update: Mahmoud just sent this in, if you are wondering the source of the video, that Mahmoud has all the answers….

This was from a Girls Gone Wild best of video called “TOP 50 BESt BREASTs EVER” she was number 36.

Update from Mahmoud – Who has really been investigating this:

I got this reply from Girls Gone Wild V.P.:

“thanks for the email but that is not JWow. We know who the girl is that you sent pictures of and have confirmed her identity. Thanks for trying and keep watching Girls Gone Wild.”

Posted in:J Woww

2011

07

Jan

Amy Winehouse Voyeur Bikini Pics of the Day

Everyone likes to hate on Amy Winehouse, or point and laugh at Amy Winehouse, when I got nothing but love and respect for her…People hate on her for doing drugs, if I was in her position and getting paid stupid money to do something as easy as singing, I’d be doing drugs all night too. People hate on the fact that her teeth were falling out, well last I checked she was from the UK and they all have that issue. I’ve seen X-Factor, I know how you British people are talking all fancy out of mouths that smell like death…Then went off about how she was unshowered and looked like she was rotting….well let me tell you some of the best prostitutes I’ve been with in my time, protected or unprotected cuz it feels better and I like taking risks, have looks and smelled like a corpse and we’ve had some pretty good times…

What it all comes down to is where else do you find a soulful voice of a seasoned black woman singing Jazz in some smokey club in the 60s with nice big fake tits, lots of money with total irresponsibility and the face of a fucking goblin….

Amy Winehouse is a dream…and don’t take my word for it, check out these amazing voyeur bikini pics….I think I’m in love…no wait, I know I am.

Black guys get what I am saying……

Posted in:Amy Winehouse

2011

06

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Some hater was trying to tell me off on FACEBOOK the other day. He was going on about how lame I am, how pathetic I am and how repetitive I am and how shitty my stories and jokes are.

He asked me how long before all my “readers” would get bored of the site and stop visiting, leaving me all alone with my boring and repetitive thoughts….he logged off before I had to a chance to answer….

So I figured I’d answer here, the site is 6 years and 2 months old. The content got tired and boring probably 2 days in. So it’s been old and played out for 6 years, but luckily I have no readers left to get bored of my nonsense, I’m in this alone.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Jaime Pressly’s Mug Shot Cuz I Love Drunk Used-To-Be Hot Before I Got Old Bitches with Drinking Problems who Get Caught
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The Single Most Pathetic Tattoo of the Century….Seriously, This Better be a Fucking Joke….Disgusting and Really, Really Weird….
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I Get Bitches in Style…
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Jessica Szohr Wearing Nothing But Paint OMG
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If Mel Gibson Really Beat Oksana Grigorieva During Sex, I Hope For Everyone’s Sake Involved (Me) They at Least Filmed It
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Young Teen Films Herself (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Because We All Gotta Get Our Rocks Off and It Doesn’t Matter How (NSFW)
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Glad to See Rehab Did Well For Lindsay Lohan and By Did Well I Mean Did Fuck All Because Reports Are Coming Out That She Was On Drugs While There
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Naked Ballerina Perfection (NSFW)
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Sorority Girls Do a Stupid as Fuck Rap That Should Be More Half Naked – Seriously This Makes Me Hate Sorority Girls A Lot….
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Classic Sara Jean Underwood in a Bikini Pictures
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NFL Sexiest Cheerleaders: Playoff Edition
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UK Reality Star Amy Childs Boobs Are On the Verge of Popping Out
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Caption This! You Say Drums In the Bathroom Like Is a Weird Thing
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Let’s Hear It For Hotties Wearing Glasses (NSFW)
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And More Shots of Kelly Rowland Being See Through With Her New Implants
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How About a Naked Ballerina? (NSFW) – VIDEO
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And Here’s Some 32J – Yes, That’s 32J – Boobs that You’ll Probably Enjoy (NSFW)
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How Amazing Will It Be in This Story About Angelina Jolie Being a Heroin Addict Are True?
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If You Ever Needed Proof That Girls Fart – VIDEO
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Nyla B Will Get Your Libido Going
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Warm Up Your Winter: Hottest Celebrity Bikini Bodies
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Lucky Lesbians Robyn Truelove & Dani Jensen (NSFW)
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Congratulations to Nigeria and the Success of Their First Porn Movie!
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Kaydan Kross Strips Down (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Some Gabrielle Union Hotness
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OMG I HAVE NEVER WANTED A PIECE OF KERI HILSON AS MUCH AS I DO AT THIS MOMENT
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Busty Teen Brittany (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Nicole Scherzinger Does FHM
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Striptease of the Day
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Briana Lee in Chocolate and Cream – NSFW
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The Ten Commandments of the Strip Club
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Jaime Pressly Arrested for DUI: Mug Shot Photo
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Selena Gomez Has A Bangable Ass And Here It Is…
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Is Fuck Worthy Don’t You Agree?
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Lady Gaga’s Make-Up Malfunction
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Zac Effron Banging Rumer Willis, Sure That Makes Sense cuz She Looks like a Dude….
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Kelly Rowlan Has Nice Fake Tits And She’s Letting Us See Them
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A Hilary Duff Crotch Shot…I See Runway….
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Some More Katy Perry Tits at the People’s Choice Awards….
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