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2010

10

Dec

Taylor Momsen in Some Slutty Pictures of the Day


I don’t know where these pictures are from. I don’t know how old they are, I just know how old Taylor Momsen is, and that’s under 18 and practically topless, leading me to wonder why Terry Richardson, who is shooting these pics, hasn’t been arrested as a kiddie pornographer…cuz everytime I get 16 year old girls topless and posing for pictures…I get in trouble…I mean it hasn’t actually happened yet..I just fuck the 16 year olds cuz it’s legal…the only pictures I take are mental ones….cuz I’m not into going to jail…

Clearly Momsen is trying to get noticed, cuz she knows the day she turns 18, everyone will figure out that she looks like Lady Gaga….but until her birthday comes, her youth makes you ignore that.

Here she is in concert….pretending she’s Dakota Fanning in The Runaways…only way less convincing….

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2010

10

Dec

Christina Aguilera Spilling Out of her Dress of the Day

Where there is old dead nipple , there’s Christina Aguilera’s Whore Tits spilling out of her dress…not quite like the night her married fat ass got knocked up while shooting this movie and her husband was at home totally unsuspecting…

She’s old, tired, thick and looks like she belongs in a trailer park. Serious trash that I guess I’d expect to get knocked up by another dude while married…cuz that’s just what her fake tits and shitty hair tells me…

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2010

10

Dec

Chris Brown Still Gets Pussy of the Day

Let this be a lesson to you….if you beat a bitch down, it will not follow you around forever, because there will always be an insecure bitch dumb enough to believe you’ve changed and that you’d never do it to them, but even more importantly, there are fucked up girls who expect that from their man cuz they know their role.

Not that you should care about Chris Brown in any way, other than maybe learning how not to beat up your girlfriend, but then again, I don’t think you can get arrested for beating up your computer screen, since that’s the only ass you really get.

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2010

10

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

The world is a beautiful place….

A Wisconsin woman bit off her husband’s tongue, then sang Christmas carols while he called 911

Slap fight on Indian TV

Guy takes 63 nut shots in a row

Fat Girl freaks out over pizza

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2010

10

Dec

Cher’s Old Dead Nipple of the Day

I am lazy. I don’t really feel like writing my useless commentary on this. You all have eyes. You all know how so vile it’s amazing this is. I mean this is the closest thing you can get to jerking off to necrophilia fetishes without actually jerking off to autopsy pics. Not to mention, the whole idea of a 60 year old wearing sheer bras to events and nothing else is on some kind of level of genius my words just couldn’t express. I am mesmerized, confused, aroused, scared adn disgusted all at the same time.

This picture is more than just a nipple. It’s got so much more depth than that.

Posted in:Cher

2010

10

Dec

Brittny Gastineau’s Fat Chick Tits Trying to be a Kardashian of the Day

You probably don’t know who Brittny Gastineau is, but unfortunately I do. She’s this fat chick who has blocked me on twitter for calling her out on being a lazy fat bitch….but more importantly for calling her out on wishing she was a Kardashian…see cuz she is friends with the Kardashians and by friends I mean she knew them before they were famous and now she is envious of them because before the Kardashians had a show, she had her own show that no one watched…and the dream she had never panned out for her…but it did for the Kardashians…making her this real depressing bottom feeding trash….

But with fat bitches come fat tits, so here she is showing off her tits, covering her gunt, while trying be a Kardashian….even her white girl skin looks shit smeared….It must really suck to be this trash.

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2010

10

Dec

Edita Vilkeviciute Topless for Muse of the Day

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This Edita Vilkeviciute bitch is some Lithuanian Model and since I dropped out of school at 16 and audited some university classes for the pussy so I never paid attention, I have no fucking idea where that is.

I just know that it is somewhere a girl learns her place in the world and that is if she wants to make it in America to get out of her third world tenament hell, she’s gotta show her great tits….because when it is for “Fashion”…it is more profiable than when it’s for strip club managers who exploit the immigrants by threatening to report them to the authorities for being illegals….when not feeding them drugs to keep them from trying to escape their dead end job…not that it matters. You aren’t an idiot. You know how it works.

Here are the tits.

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2010

10

Dec

Miley Cyrus Smoking a Bong Video of the Day

Someone’s eager for attention….maybe it’s gotta do with being 18 and no one caring….maybe it’s gotta do with trying to convince her parents not to divorce….and who really cares…cuz this is so fucking annoying…I haven’t seen someone play up weed this much since the high school dance I just snuck into to sell the kids fake blow that they thought was real blow.

I have gone through life without any videos of me smoking drugs surfacing. Most of my young hot girl friends have gone through life without any videos of them smoking drugs surfacing.

The reason this video exists is because Miley Cyrus wanted it to exist. She wanted you to watch it. She wanted to have people think she was high, but I’ve been high and this bitch is just faking.

This is a lie.

Not that smoking weed is even a fucking issue these days. So many people are weed heads, whether they are 15 or 65, so who really gives a fuck.

When people report this shit, I feel life is one big high school movie from the 80s, with boring rules, where they play up the stoners being losers, when in reality, everyone likes to get fucked up.

The weed laws are dated like prohibition. America is like a prison. You keep telling yourself you’re free while I don’t watch this Miley Cyrus high act cuz it’s too loud for my hangover….

I think she should break her parent’s divorce and broken for this when her publicist makes a statement…..like every stripper, hooker, crackhead before her.

Next time she releases a video of her getting high, let’s hope it involves pussy getting penetrated.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

09

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I always get worked out of deals. I come up with ideas and people steal them and make them multimillion dollar companies. I always get worked out of the deal….For example, I was the person who came up with “instant messages” which also include BBM, Facebook Chat, SMS, ICQ, AIM, etc etc etc….because I used to send THIS to the fat flat chested girl in my high school math class….she’d never answer me…I guess some things never change…

Here are my stepLINKS….

Natalie Portman Stripping PICTURES
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Granny Shakes That Ass – VIDEO
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This is perfect to wrap your dead hookers up in this Holiday Season….
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FUCKED UP – Amanda Hurst Breast Feeds 6 Year Old And 5 Month At Same Time
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Some Glamor Model Named Holly Peers Showing Off Her Big Tits
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Britney Spears in Some Shorts
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Because You Only Have to Deal With One More Brutal Day Before the Weekend
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Angelica Bridges Makes Football Sexy
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Pervert Films on a Nude Beach – VIDEO
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The Hottest Reality Show Athlete Babes of All Time
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Hottie Self Shoot on the Iphone
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Cindy Crawford Topless Hotness
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Some Victoria Beckham, Just Cause It’s Been Awhile
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What Kids Do in Russia For Fun – VIDEO
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Kariss Shannon Tight Ass
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The Things I Would Do To Arianny Celeste
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50 Hot Pictures That Will Help You End the Day Proper
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Chinese Taxi Cab of Death
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Slut Goes Through the Dog Door – VIDEO
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Rosa Acosta is the stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Gotta Love Some Cuban Ass
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Free Barette and Mackenzie Pierce Hotness
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More Nude Chloë Sevigny & The BJ That Almost Ruined Her
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Finally a Photo of Christina Aguilera Looking Hot Like I Remember
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Crazy White Man Cop Kills Drunk Indian
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I Wanna Beat the Crap Out of the Double Dream Hands Guy – VIDEO
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And That’s Why You Don’t Piss Off a Horse – VIDEO
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Nikita Rubs One Out
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Transformers – the Dark Side of the Moon – VIDEO
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Yeah I’d Bang Mena Suvari
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Jessica Alba is a Bitchy But At Least She Looks good doing It
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Teen Gets Wild on the Web Cam – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lindsay Lohan May Actually go on Dancing With the Stars
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2 Girls Fight Over Some Dude – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Lynn Licks Her Lollipop Up and Down
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And Now, The Best Safe Sex PSA EVER – VIDEO
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Giovanna’s Body is Out of Hand
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If Kristen Dunst is Making a ‘Movie Comeback’ Then I am Mickey Mouse
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Michael Lohan: Rehab Consultant. No, This Isn’t a Joke
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Insider Story – Chelsea Hander Only Has a Show Cuz She Fucked and Executive. Expected and now confirmed.
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Playmate Arianny Celeste Has A Great Set Of Tits
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Miley Cyrus Panty Upskirt
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Holly Madison’s Tits Are Awesome And Here’s Why
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Neve Campbell is Not Dead – But She Does Drop Some Serious Clevage
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A Couple Fucking On A Subway In Austria
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

09

Dec

Natalie Portman Boring Stripping in Video of the Day

The only thing I really like about Natalie Portman is that her name is actually Natalie Herschlag.

I never found her all that hot. If anything I thought she was overrated and boring. I mean what celeb quits for four years to get a college education like some kind of normal person when they should be flashing cunt to the paparazzi…..

I just assumed all the boring nerdy Star Wars kids made up her fanbase and got her work. Then I realized Jewish guys were also in on it, cuz they were happy to see a hot Jewish girl they could imagine themselves getting married to without causing issues about converting with their mothers. But it turns out that non-Jews and non-nerds want to fuck her too….it’s got something to do with her having a vagina….

And here is a video of her stripping of New York Times Magazine…since I love strippers….it kinda works for me..and when I say kinda, I mean not at all….if there’s no spread pussy then it’s not fucking stripping…but who cares what I think….

Enjoy.

Posted in:Natalie Portman