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2010

13

Dec

Ashley Tisdale’s Assface Suckin’ Straws of the Day

I do this Ashley Tisdale ugly watch because I hate her features. They are all asymmetrical and inbred looking. From a weak chin, to some adistorted Picasso lookin bullshit, so I hate that she gets the kind of support and attention she does.

But, nothing makes an assface more disgusting than seeing it suck on straws, or from my experience, suck on anything, because I’ve got some good and bad blowjobs from some very weird looking girls, and for some reason they just get weirder looking when trying to get sexy with a dick in their mouths, but at least when my dick is in their mouth I can close my eyes and pretend their weirdness isn’t going down….when Ashley Tisdale does it with a straw, I can’t ignore it…

Not that you care, she’s useless and so is this post. It happens…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2010

13

Dec

Chantal le Fevre is Hot in L’Officiel Singapore of the DAy

Chantal

This bitch is my kind of model. She’s young, she’s tight bodied and she’s doing the Asian modeling scene hoping to get some traction to make it in the US market. She’s from Amsterdam and I’m a fucking fan. Seeing her in these pictures that look like those pedo Calvin Klein from the 90s ads, all black and white and in her underwear that hug her twat and shit….not literally and I’m spent. Seriously, this is what I look for in a bitch, all round awesome, and this is my way of helping her get where she’s gotta be, even though my site has little to no power and I don’t make stars, I just make the occassional lesbian cry.

Keep your eyes out for Chantal Le Fevre cuz when you look like this, this is just the beginning…I have a sixth sense about this bullshit.

Posted in:Chantal le Fevre

2010

13

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

Sorry, was having some site issues so I decided to drink a bottle of brandy my friend left behind from our ghetto egg nog party we had this weekend. I was curious how much spiked eggnog it would take to die. Apparently, 4 cartons aren’t quite enough, but my friend was puking like it was….I’m ready to start this day, even though it’s almost 5 pm. We’re working on Pacific Standard time today….

Here’s the stepNEWS….

Indiana shopkeeper defends sale or racist soap

I don’t see anything wrong with that, some of my best friends are black and they love being called colored and darkies, they get it’s just part of American history. Talk about trying to milk a story and sensationalize something totally out of context. Everyone knows we choose our soap based on historical relevance….at least I do…but then again, I’m highly intelligent and like to keep everything intellectual….especially my racism.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

13

Dec

Halle Berry’s TIts on the Beach of the Day

I live a pretty shitty life, I’m always drunk and trying to fuck the equivalent of the fat chick who works in accounting that no one talks to at the office Christmas party, only I don’t have a job and it’s not always the Holiday Season, if you know what I mean….so these pictures of Halle Berry’s tits are pretty much the highlight of my day so far, the good news is that the rest of my day involved throwing up blood from hard drinking, waking up at 1 pm and trying to jerk off but not being able to get hard, so it wasn’t that hard.

She is my favorite white girl who pretends to be black in order to win awards who marries gay dudes and cheats on them with other dudes like it ain’t a thing…cuz really it isnt

Here are her tits…

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Posted in:Halle Berry

2010

13

Dec

Olivia Wilde’s TItty Dress of the Day

According to some magazine, this is the hottest girl of the year. Clearly, her publicist paid them off…or who she sucked them off because looking at her she’s not the hottest anything.

She can wear the brightest dress, she can show off as much tit as her little tits can offer, you know maximize the shits but she looks like she’s built like a fuckin’ troll. I’m thinkin’ Snooki, but more middle aged mom of three who does pilates.

She’s got the attitude of a flight attendent, ready to check your passport and offer you a drink, or maybe the make up consultant at the pharmacy you spoke to about getting your wife a Christmas perfume. You know the department store clerk who gives you that fake smile when asking if you’d like to contribute to some charity….or the low grade decent lookin’ mom in some small town performing in the tacky church Christmas pageant as Mary…the role of her lifetime, one far better than working at the library as a volunteer to keep herself occupied.

She is average at best, and whether she’s dressed like a Christmas tree ornament, or someone at a Star Wars convention, pulling some Halloween stunts when it isn’t Halloween or not, she’s still average at best.

Don’t believe the hype.

Posted in:Olivia Wilde

2010

13

Dec

Kim Kardashian Almost Flashes Her Snatch of the Day

I just woke up.

I call Kim Kardashian’s pussy her snatch because it only gets fucked by black guys and black guys are notorious for stealing bikes in the neighborhood, when they aren’t selling crack, rapping or playing pro sports.

I guess that doesn’t really matter. What does matter is that she’s hiding her pussy even though her porn pussy is the only reason she got a TV show. Ryan Seacrest saw it he just had to give it a TV show and since Ryan Seacrest is a queer, making him not the kind of person I trust when it comes to get excited about pussy.


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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

10

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Facebook disconnects people. It’s like talking to your screen instead of having to talk to people in person. Telling people about yourself, not really caring about themselves. It’s the internet masturbation station where you can jerk off to pics of bitches you want to fuck all while thinking everyone is so interested in your bullshit thoughts.

That’s why you should.

ADD ME !!!!!!!!!!!

Here are my stepLINKS

Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
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These With Nothing On Are My New Fetish
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Taylor Momsen Saying That Young Girls Should Masterbate More is Probably Going to Make You Want to Masterbate
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You Stay Classy CNN – VIDEO
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Because It’s Friday and We All Deserve a Little Reward
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Man Helena Christiensen is As Hot As Ever
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Dexter Singing Christmas Carols Isn’t Half as Creepy as Christians Doing It – VIDEO
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The 100 funniest Sports Commericals From the Last 20 Years
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It’s time to Make That Christmas List and This is What Should Be On IUt
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Laura Vandervoort Bikini Throwback Hotness
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Paz de la Huerta is Looking Trashy and I Like It
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Billy Ray Speaks Out on Miley’s Salvia Smokin’ And It’s as Exciting as Expected
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The Tits Brett Favre Banged Are Pretty Hot
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So Duncan Hines is Serving Up Black Face Cupcakes…
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Irina Magda is One Hot Red Head
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How Hot is This Babe?
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Raica Oliveira Knows How to Work Lingerie
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Check Out Lizzy’s Beaver!
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How Can You Not Love Jessica?
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Nicki Minaj, Cassie or Amber Rose – Who Would You Rather?
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Girl on Girl Topless Dance Hotness – VIDEO
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Hot Pussy of the Day – VIDEO
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Jersey Shore Sex Tape!
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Paloma and chloe
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Avy Scott and London Keyes Lesbian Hotness
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Wow I Haven’t Seen Angelina Jolie Look This Hot in Agesd
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Carli Banks and Celeste Star Know How to work Girl on Girl – VIDEO
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This Asian Kid Plays the Drums Better Than Anyone
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Cutie in Blue Ruffles
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Some Adriana Lima Hotness
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Snoop Dog Says Merry Christmas
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Dating Tip FAIL – VIDEO
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Sylvia Saint is Dressed Up Like a Biker Slut
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Some Jessica Biel and Christina Hendricks
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Nessa is Trashy and I Like It
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So Snooki is Gonna Be in the Ball That Drops on NYE
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Nina Dobrev In Her Underwear… In A Cave!?
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Kim Kardashian Not Only Is Her Ass Showing Crack…
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Some Hot Jersey Shore Pussy
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Ashley Tisdale, WTF?
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Brooke Hogan Thong Bikini, Yum!
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

GREAT

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

10

Dec

Melanie Griffith is a Saggy Old Lady Vagina in Tight Pants of the Day

When I see pictures like this, I can’t help but wonder what adventures this pussy has been on, what obstacles this pussy has faced, what challenges this pussy has conquered.

It’s kinda like when you run into an old, weathered drunk dude with an Australian accent at the bar and you wonder what his story is…like how the fuck did he end up where you are and why the fuck isn’t he dead when he looks like he should be…

It’s like her pussy is hanging off her body from a thread. Battered and anorexic, raped and abused, meaty and stretched out, but how did it happen, I have so many questions, I need to know the answer to…

Posted in:Melanie Griffith

2010

10

Dec

Jessica Biel’s Bra is Almost Visible of the Day

I have this thing during the holidays where I to rape yourself while watching Christmas movies, cuz it is the only joy this depressing time of year brings me.

It’s my Holiday Tradition, that along with getting free dinner at the shelter, doing my Christmas shopping by taking stuff from those Goodwill drives and crashing office Christmas parties for the free booze has been going on for as long as I can remember.

So from Juliette Lewis in Christmas Vacation, to Taylor Momsen in Grinch, Jessica Biel’s also on that list cuz of her JTT teen hearthrob made for TV movie that sucked the life out of me called I’ll be Home for Christmas.

Here she is walking around showing a little bra like the slut I know she is….putting me in the Christmas while reminding me the real reason for the Holidays and what Christmas is all about….and that’s pussy.

Posted in:Jessica Biel

2010

10

Dec

Lady Gaga Makes a Horrible Sex Doll of the Day

I know these wax figures of people are supposed to be a better looking rendition of the person they are of, because if they were identical, none of these vain, self-involved, disguting actors would bother doing it, and even with their expert wax figure artist, Lady Gaga’s is one I wouldn’t fuck…..and I pretty much fuck everything inanimate….just last night I woke up with my dick wedged between a dresser drawer with a cheap wine bottle up my ass…but I know you’re less picky when it comes to your sex dolls, like my friend Tommy, who was the guy who developed a loving relationship with his sex doll and took her on dates, dressed her up, would make dinner for her, and even tried to coordinate a marriage with her, which made the whole thing really fucking awkward cuz Tommy was ghetto and could only affor a pocket pussy without the rest of her body…and even as used up and weird as that was…it was still better than this Gaga shit…

Posted in:Lady Gaga