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2010

14

Dec

Some WWE Wrestler Named Dave Batista’s Daughter Athena’s Sex Tape of the Day

Who the fuck cares. She’s some Snooki looking bitch who looks like every other white trash pussy trying to get a head in some shitty lookin’ sex tape. If I wanted to see a fat chick fuck, I’d just mount my wife like the dog that she is, or even hit up any bar and have my pickings, cuz fat chicks are fucking easy, whether their dad’s are wrestlers or not. Who gives a fuck. I think fucking myself with a sharp object would be more interesting, because at least then I’d feel something other than boredom…you know pain, bleeding, anger, humilation…anything but what I am feeling now.

This is so low level bottom feeding, I mean some random wrestler I’ve never hear of’s daughter’s sex tape, that I can only assume it actually is his daughter, and I guess it is in effort to pay the family mortgage, you know since the world has realized that wrestling is fucking homosexual…so homosexual that maybe she should ask her dad how to show her some moves to be a little more exciting on camera with her leg locks and shit…

Posted in:Athena Batista

2010

13

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

My site got hacked earlier today, so I took a break to drink. It seems to happen a lot and I can only assume I deserved it. I probably offended some virgin loser, or lesbian, or low level celebrity enough to do some damage, but the good news is, if the site got deleted, it’s be a blessing, cuz it’d give me the time to pursue my true passion…getting girls from FACEBOOK NAKED

Here are my stepLINKS….

Chelsea Handler is Fake Fucking 50 Cent Cuz Fucking To Get Ahead is All She Knows
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Christina Milian Showing Off Her Sweet Single Mom Cleavage
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Playboy Turns Playmates into Tron for the Virgin Losers….
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Nothing Like Stylish Accessories to Hog Tie a Bitch Up
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This is Our Future, Courtesy of the Maury Povich Show – VIDEO
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Salivia is the New Choice for Teens and We Can All Thank Miley Cyrus For That
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This is Our Future, Courtesy of the Maury Povich Show – VIDEO
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Because We All Need a Little Pick Me Up on Monday
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god Damn Christina Ricci is Looking Hot
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Liz Hurley is Cheating an Topless While Doing It
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Hot slut Puts on a Show For Her Boyfriend – VIDEO
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The Hottest Cheerleaders of the Coldest Cities in the NFL
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Because Toys Bring Us the Most Fun
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Panty Lip Slip Upskirt
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Nicolas Cage is MAD
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Brooke Hogan in a Thong Bikini Isn’t Quite as Scary as it Usually Is
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This Show Girls/Black Swan Mash Up is Amazing
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Ioana Raicu is the Hotness
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This Young Co-Ed is a Great Reason is Go Back to College
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Head Kick = KO – VIDEO
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Amateur Sluts Get Their Tits Out All Over the Place
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Guess Who is Fat as Fuck Again?
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Maliah Michelle is One of Santa’s Little Helpers
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What’s Wrong With This Picture?
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Cute Slutty teen Doing Nasty Shit in the Kitchen
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Brynn Tyler and Leah Parker Bring Their Pussies Out to Play
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How Awesome Would It Be If That angelina Slut Starred in the Jersey Shore Spoof Film
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Awhhhh Lindsay Lohans Feelers is Hurt!
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Cassidy is Spread and Shaved
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Katie For FHM’s December Girlfriend 2010
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Olivia Wilde is Looking Hot at the “TRON: Legacy” World Premiere
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Hot Teen With HUGE Implants Shows them Off
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sexy Candid Camera in the Gym – VIDEO
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Viva Mexico! Actress Julieta Grajales on the Cover of Spanish Maxim
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Singer Smacks Some Chick on Stage
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Photoshop Tutorial Rap – VIDEO
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Marisa Miller Looks Hot Modeling For Marc Jacobs
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Katy Perry is Half Naked, Just Because
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Christina Aguilera, Almost An Upskirt
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Kim Kardashian Almost An Upskirt
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Kim Kardashian’s New Boyfriend Also Spells His Name With A “K” How Cute.
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Couple Has Sex Romp On Subway
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

13

Dec

Kesha’s Leaked Dirty Pics of the Day

These pictures were so jacked up on tags, I decided to join the tag party like some low level graff crew on the interent.

Kesha is disgusting, useless. ugly, vile, a waste of space, a stain on society, etc. She could be getting raped by a mule and I’d only watch to make sure it’s big dick ripped her half so I wouldn’t have to see her bullshit again. Seriously. She could be masturbating in the shower and I’d only watch hoping the toaster her mom left plugged in next to the bathtub fell in. She could be getting fucked unprotected and I’d only watch hoping it was with someone who had previously fucked a tranny in Brazil with a weird strain of AIDS that turns into ebola after contact so that bitch ends up shitting out her eyeballs and I know for sure that she won’t be back to ruin popculture….

So these leaked pics are boring at best, obvious and expected because bottom feeding like this is what you do when you’re a bottom feeder…

Speaking of bottom feeding here’s some dude feeding off her bottom…sucks to be him…sucks to be that horny…sucks he didn’t have better options..sucks he’s using this to promote some bullshit site…sucks the world knows you have smelled this girl’s twat…sucks that I’m lookin at this. Seriously sucks that I am looking at this…

More importantly, who has a TV like this? What ghetto plywood model room is this? Are you sure this isn’t

Not to mention, we all have sex, so who fucking cares. IS this an accomplishment? Really? Come on, I’ve been cumming on tits and eating pussy since 1985. People need to get laid to stop caring.

Posted in:Ke$ha|Kesha

2010

13

Dec

Katy Perry Does Maxim of the Day

[PICS REMOVED CUZ MAXIM ARE BITCHES WHO WHINE AND THREATEN LEGAL ACTION CUZ THESE KATY PERRY PICS ARE ALL THEY HAVE GOING FOR THEIR SINKING SHIP AND LET’S FACE IT – THEY WEREN’T THAT GREAT, I MEAN THEY WERE ONLY GOOD CUZ THEY WERE LOW RES PICS OF KATY PERRY, NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE HER IN HIGH DEF]

This is unfortunate. Sure she looks alright when photoshopped to shit with emphasis on her tits and not her sloppy muff gunt, her cankles, her bad burn victim acne scared skin, but I’d rather jerk off to memories of some no name busty sluts in the local bar than this, not that anyone jerks off to Maxim, I mean you aren’t 14 anymore and it’s not 1994, we got access to substantially better material with this whole internet thing, and don’t have our moms to worry about catching us with dirty mags, so we don’t have to mask or hide it as a lifestyle magazine….

It is unfortunate because Katy Perry is annoying and seeing her in this means she’s still got more of a run in her, when really I just want her to disappear.

I know Maxim isn’t really relevant anymore at all, so I shouldn’t get worried, and I’m not really, I just know any publicity no matter how much she’s paid for it or not, is bad for my goal of her vanishing….and she can take this Maxim bullshit with her…

[I REPEAT PICS REMOVED CUZ MAXIM ARE BITCHES WHO WHINE AND THREATEN LEGAL ACTION CUZ THESE KATY PERRY PICS ARE ALL THEY HAVE GOING FOR THEIR SINKING SHIP AND LET’S FACE IT – THEY WEREN’T THAT GREAT, I MEAN THEY WERE ONLY GOOD CUZ THEY WERE LOW RES PICS OF KATY PERRY, NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE HER IN HIGH DEF]


YOU CAN SEE ALL THE SHITTY PICS BY A SHITTY MAGAZINE NO ONE CARES ABOUT CUZ IT SUCKS BY….
CLICKING THIS LINK

Posted in:Katy Perry

2010

13

Dec

Cher and Christina Aguilera Keeping It Classy of the Day

This looks like some fucked up McDonald’s character they are introducing to 65 year old men who used to jerk off to Cher in the 70s. You know some throwback “where are they now” jerkoff material to increase sales in double big macs because it is the sandwich that most resembles her pussy, or maybe it is just Cher doing what she can to get noticed in what may be her final tour as a joke of a person who can dress in lingerie despite being old enough to be a grandmother provided her kid didn’t trade her pussy in for a dick….In a lot of ways this is disgusting, sad, comical and erotic all at the same time….and I guess it’s nice to see Christina Aguilera’s whore behavior following her den mother’s lead….and I guess all these stunts are to promote their shitty movie…and I guess it’s working since I know they are in a shitty movie….here are the pics…

Posted in:Cher|Christina Aguilera

2010

13

Dec

Christy Turlington’s Bad Plastic Surgery of the Day

Christy Turlington looks like she was attacked by her plastic surgeon which I guess makes sense since she made a name for herself as a model you jerked off to and now she’s in her 40s, something I am sure is harder for models who have only been valued for their looks all their lives, to come to terms with, not that I care about the emotional struggles of a bitch with more money than she deserves for being hot, I only care about the emotional struggles of a bitch who is at rock bottom from either addiction, failure, low self esteem, cuz they actually put out…..I’m talking ex-strippers or ex hookers or the bitches I meet at the battered women group therapy sessions…this ex-model turmoil is boring and obnxious as fuck….but here she is getting work in her underwear cuz she’s still holdin’ on as hard as she can to never admit she’s done.

Posted in:Christy Turlington

2010

13

Dec

Kylie Minogue’s Legs and Crotch Performing of the Day

Here are pictures of Kylie Minogue proving that if a bitch loses some of her sexual parts, like her tits to tit cancer, or her uterus to uterine cancer, or her anus to anal cancer, or her cervix to cervical cancer, she’s still got value, provided she doesn’t get all those cancers at once, cuz healthy or diseased titty or not, she’s still got a pussy and that’s good enough for me to get down to.

So here she is showing off her legs and what may be underwear while performing and I am posting them cuz I think she looks pretty hot, cancer survivor or not and I’m not just saying that cuz cancer survivor’s with money are porn to me, cuz you can move in on them while no one else wants them, before they relapse and die of the shit, leaving you with everything, my mind just doesn’t think like that.

Posted in:Kylie Minogue

2010

13

Dec

Taylor Momsen’s Slackin on Her Slutting of the Day

For those of you wondering, Talyor Momsen’s sexy slutty act is all a fucking act. I mean I am sure you realized that she was pulling the cheapest stunts to get people to notice her and her music career…I saw The Runaways cuz I wanna marry Dakota’s Fanning lingerie wearing twat when she turns 16….and I know Taylor Momsen is a cheap copy of that….

The whole flashing her taped up tits, wearing lingerie on stage, being jacked up on make-up talking about masturbation being better than real cock, is all bullshit, because with these starlets comes managers with marketing plans and strategy and teams of people sorting out their shit….

So here are some pictures to remind you that Taylor Momsen is ugly and boring behind all the teenage sex bullshit….She’s just Lady Gaga’s little sister trying to make it by making the most noise she can. Slackin’ on the Slutting.

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2010

13

Dec

Mena Suvari is Fuckin’ Monster of the Day

What the fuck is going on here? This is scaring the fuck out of me. I mean I’ve always joked around about this bitch’s alien forehead, but now I’m a fucking believer. It looks like she’s been gone the last few years reporting back to her home planet about the inner-workings of Earth, because their sun burnt out and they need to find a pod planet to takeover in order for their species to survive, explaining her lovely tan, but I was never into Sci-fi, I hate comic books, the whole thing depresses me and makes me uncomfortable, so you may have a better theory than me, I just know this is scary as fuck.

Posted in:Mena Suvari

2010

13

Dec

Edita Vilkeviciute Naked for Numero of the Day

I did a post on this Edita Vilkeviciute Topless in a Magazine last week. I had never heard of her or her stupid last name before that and that’s unfortunate, because if I did, maybe she would be getting naked for me as my mail order bride, instead of for some big modeling agency she got signed to that is totally ruining the underground sex trade by recruiting the hot ones to America before the perverts who have been saving up their allowance the last decade can get at them, leaving the perverts with a shitty talent pool to choose from, while giving us girls willing to get naked cuz it’s better than their poverty and it doesn’t even seem sleazy cuz it’s for fashion, even though getting paid to get naked is getting paid to get naked, there’s no more respectable way to do it, it’s all pretty much the same, and I doubt this bitch really cares, she’s too busy counting moeny she never thought she’d have, making this some heartfelt immigrant in America success story that works for me, thanks to the nipples. Next time, let’s hope for more vagina lip.

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute