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2024

01

Jul

Ozempic Granny Katy Perry Panty Flash of the Day

I may be creeped out by Ozempic Katy Perry who decided that she’s not too old, despite being in her 40s, to go after another hit album or tour, in some kind of cash grab that I hope backfires because I can’t be the only person who can’t stand everything that is Katy Perry….her music, her image, her looks and even her tits, which are her most celebrated asset aren’t that fucking great…

I think they hype around her tits is really basic and based on the fact that nothing else about her is impressive or interesting so we as a people are told she’s magical by the powers that push this shit on us, so our brains HAVE to find something to latch onto and it’s usually tits.

I don’t know if you’ve ever fucked a gross chick, but I have, and the only way to bust is if you fixate on her least gross part….if that’s her nipple, her mouth, her chin, I don’t fucking care…

So Katy Perry fucking us with that shit music, makes us do the same thing so that we can accept the marketing lie….since her tits ARE NOT THAT GREAT.

Seeing her step up promotion and attention seeking harder than she has in years is desperation to me, but to her fans it’s probably exciting….

The only good thing about it is that she realized she needed to slim down, so she’s not doing this as an old fat chick, but instead an old chick trying to compensate for being old…

So when she releases her attention seeking smut, it’s less irritating…

Or when she stages an old school PANTY FLASH from our era of trashy celebs…it’s appreciated, even by the likes of me, who hate this clunky cunt….

A panty flash getting out of a car at an event…that shit is TIMELESS no matter the cunt being entrapped by the panty being flashed…

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2024

01

Jul

Victoria Justice Tits at an Event of the Day

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If you left the house this weekend, even if you went to some ghetto trash place, I mean probably if you went to some ghetto trash places, you would see that there’s a generation of braless girls with their hormone in the food tits out….

I see so many nipples and so much cleavage per hour wherever I go, but maybe I am a pervert who only sees it because I am looking at it, since when a girl in a baby tee walks by me with her perky 20 something nipples all hard and ready to cut glass, I look around me to see if anyone else is as amazed, excited or blown away by this revelation and discovery, like we’ve found the promised land, or climbed the ice walls in Antartica to realize that this world is actually the prison colony or some shit…and NO ONE else cares…

Maybe they are just on their phones, on anti-depressants, lack the hormones of a man who likes tits….desenstized by porn, or not into porn because they are impotent…but RARELY do they look as eager or excited as I do….

Maybe I don’t get out much and they’ve accepted this, but I think they just don’t notice…

So ultimately, tits at an event are all that exciting, cleavage is basic…but to me…it’s still fucking magical…

So here’s some Victoria Justice, Nickelodeon girl who celebrates the guy all the other girls called a creeper because he made her rich, which is the kind of girl abusers like…the ones on your side who blame the other chicks for their behavior in allowing themselves to be abused.

She’s launching her new album and attempted career the right way. Tits.

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2024

01

Jul

Nina Dobrev Drops the Crutch and Pulls Out the Tits for Canada Day of the Day

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It is Canada Day, a national holiday to celebrate maple syrup, people who speak funny, Tim Hortons and everything else amazing about Canada….a list slowly getting shorter and shorter since the oppressive regime has taken over..but maybe I’m just a right-wing extremist, even though we don’t have wings here in Canada…we just have canoes.

But yeah, since I’m a right-wing extremist according to the fags at Starbucks who had a sign drawn up for pride covering every single sexual dysfunction that is outside of being a straight male, so no “guy who loves tits” but instead the words that line up with the LGBTQ and all the words in their catchall “+” marketing scheme…just none that are straight or normal…but instead creepy and weirder and weirder…

I’m that guy….not a blue haired tranny who cuts off his dick….and cries when Jeff Probst of Survivor calls the whole cast of Survivor “Guys”….but rather someone who is anti over-reach, destruction of nation, taxaton, over-liberalism, destruction of the family etc….Nina Dobrev represents a lot that is wrong with the country….

She immigrated to Canada because it was easy, her family leached off the system or took advantage of the easy route into North America, only to have her fuck off when she had the opening to go to America as a Canadian, not some Communist….

Only to make her millions in the USA, where she pays her taxes, unless she’s structured in some scheme where she doesn’t pay taxes, only to not contribute back to Canada because why would she, she just fucked us and left us with those titties….

As it turns out, I don’t mind being fucked and left with those titties….because I don’t actually care about immigration, destruction of nations, or any of that cuz I am more into looking at tits….a far better distraction while far smarter people than me monetize from our ignorance being bliss until it’s not.

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2024

01

Jul

Big Titty Model Kelly Gale Hits Italy of the Day

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Kelly Gale is the Australian, Swedish, Indian model who seems to like to exploit any and all of her ethnic and cultural background labels to push whatever needs to be pushed, and by any and all of her ethic and cultural background labels, I mean her tits and hot model body in slutty content….

She’s got the permanent tan from being Indian, the big Indian tits you’d recognize if you ever got served at the Indian buffet by one of the owners 12 daughters but without the vindaloo diarrhea, but instead a different kind of PANEEER….

Since she’s also Swedish it could also be those tits since the Swedes used to have the biggest bra size per capita in the past, I think probably surpassed by the obesity crisis in America, which is a totally different kind of big tit….a scary and terrible big tit that the big tits don’t seem to realize aren’t hot big tits….plus she’s only Swedish due to a passport.

Either way, the tits she seems to have jacked up with implants because she’s a bikini model are important and there is pressure that comes with that, but that could just be because she’s Australian trash and without her Swedish and Indian roots, she’d be some overly tanned sun damaged drunk chain smoker in the outback….

Instead, she was a VS model, now working as an IG THOT model, in the ass out poses and tit out poses that would be seen as shameless and trashy if she wasn’t in such a luxurious setting, with a pre-established luxurious background as a top model….

She’s probably one of the more interesting high end set out tits out there, so we celebrate her vacation pics as she is influencing.

Posted in:Kelly Gale

2024

01

Jul

Nicole Scherzinger’s Trans Tits for Pride Weekend of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger’s got her big fake tits out in a bikini for what I’d assume is shameless self promotion, like you’d expect from a childless 50 year old with a lot of money who relies on her fit “hot” body to exist….

But it could be to celebrate pride for all her gay following, which you know she has a lot of, like the Cher of her generation but not nearly as iconic since the gays will go for anyone as if they have a worm in their brains…

We used to call her a tranny, because of the hard face and body, which could be true since the good trannies all look like her because they try…

Unfortunately the majority of trannies I meet work at coffee shops, are fat dudes in dresses and wigs, who have make-up applied wrong, doing the worst slob version of a chick they can…and it’s far less respectable kind of tranny…it’s the gamer tranny all fucked up on energy drinks and comic book nerd shit tranny…not the “I want to be a sugar baby tranny”..

Either way, this one’s in a bikini tits out….

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger

2024

01

Jul

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Nothing says health and wellness like chicks in the system pulling their pussies out on the job…

I don’t think there would be a successful healthcare system with nothing but the best in service, care and treatment if there wasn’t chicks who work in the system pulling their pussies out on the job….

I figure when it comes to medical treatments or procedures, the only one I am really into is the nurses pulling their pussies out on the job…

It may not be state of the art technology, or new vaccines that genetically alter you from being human, BUT it’s the old timey care that makes life worth living or fighting for..

It’s the bedside manner that can come with a different kind of sore than a bedsore and I’m all about it…

Keep the union worker well paid and un-fireable because the thrill of producing porn on the job will compel them to produce porn on the job for all of us to see nurses the way we see nurses in our heads.

Posted in:NURSES

2024

01

Jul

Pauline Jackson is the Instagram Of The Day

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I don’t think Pauline Jackson is Michael Jackson’s alter-ego after he faked his own death.

I don’t think she’s even related to Michael Jackson, or at least I hope she isn’t because I had all the Paris Jackson lawyers come after me a few months ago to remove ALL of her pics and posts I’ve ever written on her, an ask I complied with because why should my art be kept public when it makes fun of her dad for the rumors of him being a pervert…..set to pics of her shameless titty content when she was first figuring things out….

CENSOR ME JACKSON FAMILY…MUZZLE MY VOICE….OPPRESS ME!

Anyway, Jackson is a pretty common last name I guess and when it comes to half naked chicks on the internet, they don’t even use their last names, so this conversation could just be a distraction from looking at her tits.

This post is about tits you see…not tits you don’t see.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

28

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the weekend.

What are you doing with your life?

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Charlotte Mckinney The Florida Girl!
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Maddie Ziegler’s Panty Flash!
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TBT: Weatherman Says Woman Has Nice Titties During Live News Broadcast
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Wild crow comes to play with a human baby every single day
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20 Memes Only Horrible People Will Laugh At
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Man being attacked gets rescued by an elephant’
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OVERCOME YOUR FEAR OF FLYING
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DOMESTIC DISPUTES
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Compilation of people getting nearly blasted at their heads
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Charli XCX Nipple Pokies and See Through in 360 Music Video!
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Kendall Jenner – thong bikini at the beach
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Kara Del Toro’s Jaw-Dropping Bikini Shoot: Perfect Boobs & Sexy Ass on Full Display
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Skateboarder Has His Teeth Realigned By His Own Skateboard
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“Bane did it better” — Internet reacts as sinkhole swallows a soccer field in Illinois in viral video
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Scarlett Johansson Is Just Perfect For This Friday
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Massive man-eating crocodile tries to escape its ties
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Claudia Romani’s behind…we missed it!
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Sophie Dee shows us her impressive breasts wearing suspenders
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J.lo Throws It Back!
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The Hottest Rihanna Bikini Photos
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Dogs who started loving their cats since they met
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Incredible Images And Facts That Will Blow Your Mind (47 PICS)
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Checking the teeth on big cats
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NFL Divorcee and Reality Star Kristin Cavallari is a Bikini Model!
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Kate on a Log in Black and White!
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Man asks a bear inside his house to walk out the door
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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: TAHLIASKAINES
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Grooming a fat cat named Biggie Smalls
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Where was Jordan Scott’s A Sacrifice filmed? All shooting locations explored
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Camila Cabello Shines in Complex Magazine’s June 2024 Issue with Her Stunning Curves!
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Kendall Jenner See Through in Vogue US Summer Issue 2024!
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Paris Hilton Wears Her Boots in The Hot Tub!
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Ref Fails To Step In Leading To Brutal Arm Break Of Unconscious Opponent
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Tiny leopard cub found abandoned in a field gets reunited with its mother
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Some of the craziest death dives!
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Sydney Sweeney – dressed for the GLAAD Awards
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What the internet looked like in 1994, according to 15 webpages born that year
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SLUM FIGHTS
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Trevor Lawrence is Making a Baby!
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Ohhhh Shit! (GIF)
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18 Items That Will Jump Start Your New Year Detox!
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Really funny and crazy motorsports moments
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Kristin Cavallari’s Pearls on The Beach!
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Compilation of really bad drivers and funny driver fails
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Emma Roberts – Space Cadet premiere in New York
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Avril Lavigne – Elie Saab show during Paris Fashion Week
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Valentina Ferragni – Zuhair Murad show during Paris Fashion Week
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Keira Knightley – Vogue (Singapore)
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Camila Cabello – Complex Magazine
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Karlie Kloss – Vogue World After Party in Paris
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Emma Brooks – Viktor and Rolf fashion show in Paris
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Jessica Biel – BTS filming The Better Sister in New York
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Olivia Culpo – Bikini top at the beach in Rhode Island
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Sadie Sink – Ashi Studio show during Paris Fashion Week
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Shakes Her Titties Out (GIF)
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London River My Friends Hot Mom Naughty America
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Fingers in her Ass!
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Redhead With Incredible Boobs!
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Lollypop Gcup Is Too Hot To Handle
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The Worst Threesome Ever Filmed?
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Jaw-Dropping Topless Photoshoot: Solomia Maievska’s Massive Boobs Steal the Show!
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Alicia Vikander leaks
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Liz Jordan Got Candy Zishy
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Forgot Her Pants
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6 PUBLIC ACTS THAT DEFINITELY MAKE YOU A WHORE
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Marcela Iglesias Topless at the Beach!
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Italian influencer in 42 sex videos (Top-tier content)
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Heavy Fetish Porn
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Carolina Reyes – Beach Nudist!
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Livvy Dunne really has a cute booty
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Blonde cutie rips her red fishnets to take guy’s hard dick in her sweet little twat
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Cheating GF Caught Mid-Fuck
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But Plug Removal!
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Ashlyn Peaks Smothers A Long Lizard With Her Big Tits
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Sha Rizel Nude and Oiled!
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Double fucked on Hawai beach
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Lilli Lou Plump Beauty XL Girls
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Nude Photos Of Russian Bombshell Kristina Shcherbinina
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Succubus Throne: Blowjobs
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Bella Nova and Sage King Exploring and Exploiting The Softer Side ExCoGiGirls
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Busty Emily Kaye via Playboy Plus
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What is heavy fetish?
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Matilda De Angelis topless in YouTopia (.gif)
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Bianca Censori’s Ass at Florence Airport!
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Surfer Blonde Taylor Brumann!
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Toy Drop Off
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The Best of Naked Protesters
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Katy Perry showing her boobs around Paris (pics + videos)
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2024

28

Jun

Christina Ricci’s Merkin for the Win of the Day

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As a lover of bush, I am offended by the pussy wigs..

If you’r going to pretend to be an artist, make your nude scene nude…you fucking pussy.

Show your pussy you fucking pussy….

This may be old content of fat Christina Ricci gone skinny and breast reduced in her old age on a comeback tour with her tits….but who is looking at the tits with a distracting merkin like this.

Posted in:Christina Ricci

2024

28

Jun

Britney Spears Old Lady Sloppy Titty Dance of the Day

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I don’t know why the only interesting thing in pop culture is the Britney Spears storyline I’ve created in my head, where the free Britney is actually an AI digital filter or body double because the real Britney is dead. They call it the thick neck filter.

I am not even interested in the Lohan comeback on Freaky Friday 2 with her PRIDE MONTH movie about Jamie Lee Curtis’ hermaphrodaic cock turning into a fire crotch…and Lohan was the targeted personality in the early stages of the site…because we needed a hook and she was the ultimate…

So as an outdated late 90s blogger, which is humiliating to admit, hence my terrible marketing skills…Britney still stimulates…but that could just be the crazy corpse with sloppy braless tits who constantly shows off her pubic bone content her team puts out there…

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