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2010

04

Nov

Some Sluts at the Horse Races of the Day

I guess horse racing has lost its appeal. There was a time when this was the most exclusive shit you could attend. You know high society in their hats betting all kind of money for a festive day at the races….it is some sophisticated gambling that takes some intelligence but now they are letting stripper trash through the doors….you know the kind of shit you’d expect to see rockin’ the slot machines in a Nevada gas station…with memories of her glory days rockin’ celebrity cock in the most luxurious suites Vegas had to offer…..for 1000 dollars an hour…but now she can’t even get work jerking off cows at a dude ranch….

Sure, in Carmen Electra’s defense, some of the most active horse betters I know are fat, old, french trash who live in a disgusting one room aparment near the track…so I guess there is room for her…and I guess it’s better in Australia, where these pics were taken, cuz she’s not getting shit done over here….

Gapped tooth bikini model who actually looks good outside of her stupid dresses and in bikinis was also there cuz she’s Australian….and possibly got kicked in the face by a kangaroo as a poor child who couldn’t afford surgery or orthodontists…

Posted in:Carmen Electra|Jessica Hart

2010

04

Nov

Angelina Jolie for Old Times of the Day

I still want to fuck Angelina Jolie. After all those kids. All those hard drugs. All that cock, pussy, and random household objects she’s put into herself. The gangbangs, the big tits, the skinny body, the fake lips…I still think she’s got it going on. I’d love to see more of her naked pussy, ideally on my genitals or face….That’s all I really have to say about that…I mean what more should I fucking say….Should I go into how every 40 year old pussy with 14 kids I’ve tried to sleep with hasn’t had shit on Angelina, I don’t really see a point in that…So I’ll just post the pics…

Posted in:Angelina Jolie

2010

04

Nov

Shitty Fashion Film with Tits of the Day

I don’t know what these garbage is, but I do know it’s a desperate excuse to get people to notice whatever they are trying to promote…I also like any excuse that gets people naked and in shower is good enough for me to watch…maybe because I am bored of porn, desensitized enough to focus on not so sexual things, so that I can still get off and not become a risk to society like the other veteran chronic masturbators following you home, hiding in your basement, installing video cameras at your gym locker room, or stealing panties from teh Laundromat…..

So if you can put up with some played out art fag bullshit in black and white…cuz that makes it so visually intriguing or some shit…that I just see as trying too hard and lame…you may see some tit….

Whoever this company is, they should be paying me for the exposure…or maybe their cheap and obvious tactic actually worked for them.

Posted in:Fashion Film

2010

04

Nov

Jordana Brewster on Set in a Bikini of the Day

I am not sure if the original Fast and the Furious movie was any good, I don’t watch shit like that. But I can say with confidence that their 5th sequel is going to be nothing but garbage. You see it has got to the point where they realize they can pump out any smut, and idiots into cars will watch the shit, love the shit and jump up and down about the shit as they fill into the streets, get into their cars and hopefully use Fast and the Furious as an example that leads to horrible car accidents that bring the bad publicity this franchise needs to be shut the fuck down.

At least the people behind this crap are taking full advantage of the money they are getting from the studios, setting up shop in Brazil, where the cast and crew can fuck lady boys and hot model like bitches with big Brazilian clit….or they could just try gangbang Jordana Brewster…she is on the payroll and has to do what she is told..

I think her in a bikini is seductive even though she’s 30…something that usually throws me off.

Not that it matters….

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Posted in:Jordana Brewster

2010

04

Nov

Jack Osbourne’s Pussy of the Day

Jack Osbourne’s pussy is dressed in some serious 90s angst. I guess both of these clowns are. I feel like I am waiting in line at a Soundgarden or Stone Temple Pilot or Pearl Jam or whatever the fuck the bands of the 90s were, cuz I never really listened to any of that shit, I just know what the idiot pussy who did used to look like….Maybe they are celebrating Halloween a few days late, cuz everyday is Halloween when you are the spawn of the Prince of Darkness, which I guess makes him the Prince of Darkness too, or maybe he just dressed stupid.

I think a far more important perk in being Ozzy’s kid is that he gets pussy by association….thanks to fame, a trust fun and accessibility cuz normally dudes who look like this stick to jerking off, you know to prevent them from killing themselves, something I am sure you’re far too familiar with.

Posted in:Jack Osbourne

2010

04

Nov

Claudia Schiffer in the Same Outfit Two Days in a Row of the Day

Either Claudia Schiffer is endorsing whoever made this outfit for her, or she’s taken the Sarah Jessica Parker class on getting the paparazzi to not bother with you because you wore the same outfit two days in a row (don’t ask me why I know that, trust me it is not cuz I am the president of the SJP fan club) even though wearing the same outfit two days in a row would be red flags to me if I was a paparazzi…I’d think maybe she’s broke and only can afford one outfit, like the hookers I frequent…or maybe she slept at some dude’s house and is pulling the walk of shame…something I am sure you’ve all seen and wished you experienced…unless you’re a girl, in which case you really grasp why it is called the walk of shame…and really who fucking cares about Claudia Schiffer, she’s a retired model, two words that when put together in a sentence don’t make me want to masturbate.

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What a dirtbag…

Posted in:Claudia Schiffer

2010

04

Nov

Sofia Vergara Stretching in Tight Pants of the Day

Sofia Vergara is probably the most overrated tits in Hollywood. I don’t know what kind of con her immigrant ass pulled to get on TV as opposed to what 99 percent of other immigrants are doing for work when they come to America, but I can tell you that it was pretty fucking major. This vagina has obviously done some major manipulation to get what she wanted and I never really was capable of relating to the over-achiever whores, I am a little more into the down on their luck whores…depseration is hotter than the confidence and ego that comes with havin’ everything work out for her….

None of that really matters, because like all pussy I see stretching in the park or against a bench, or up against a lamp post wearing spandex workout gear, I’m gonna watch very carefully….

Who they are and what they do just doesn’t matter to me…as long as they’re in erotic poses in public wearing tight clothes I can get past dumpy ass, or bad attitude….all I care about is that I can make out their pussy definition and that’s all that’s good enough for me….

You see I am a pussy man and couldn’t care less about her big tits….cuz tits are tits, big or small, as long as they aren’t mishapen, it’s on. But pussy is really where the magic actually happens..

What I am trying to say is that this could be anyone famous or not and I’d be into it. I just want to make it clear that I don’t think Sofia Vergera or her slutting scam to get what she wants is anything special….big tits or not, she’s still overrated.

That’s all I have to say about that.


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Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2010

04

Nov

Model Paolla Rahmeier 3D Ass for Marie Claire Brazil of the Day

If you haven’t noticed, the site was hacked, it is serving some kind of virus. I am working on it and wish that instead of getting viruses from weird nerds trying to take down the internet one site and the one reader it reaches in a day, I’d far prefer getting a virus from Brazilian Marie Claire model pussy…but I guess the best I can do is get it in 3D. Unfortunately, I’m not a virgin comic book collector so I don’t have a pair of 3D glasses to see if this makes a difference or if it’s just some irritating social commentary on the state of modern film making…but I hope it works…cuz otherwise shit is just irritating and is making me dizzy.

Posted in:Paolla Rahmeirer

2010

03

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am tired of sharing my inner emotions with you…like my dreams of one day starring in small penis impotent man porn…where I rub my clit like genitals all over porn chicks…unable to get hard or climax…or whatever other shit I spew on the regular…I am more into napping.

The stepFORUMhas been labeled a malicious site which is real fuckin’ awesome, you know since I’ve had 3 weeks of a broken site….and since I don’t even make money off these spamming websites my site is getting flagged for promoting…

Turns out that the whole site is labeled an “attack” site because I guess someone hacked into something…waiting on my new hosts to fix it.

While I wait for them to fix it – you can always ignore the warning or in FIREFOX or Mozilla or whatever it is called on PC click – Tools–> Options–> uncheck Block reported attack sites and in FIREFOX or Mozilla on Mac click preferences – Security –> uncheck Block reported attack sites.

If you’re in Google Chrome…I can’t help you. I woke up late. I haven’t had a drink yet today. I think I’m ready for one though…but I am stuck here harrassing the webhost to do their job they are paid by me to do….

Before I go…Here are my stepLINKS…

Katy Perry and Lady Gaga Impersonators Wrestling in Tomatoes is Better Than No Katy Perry and Lady gaga Wrestling in Tomatoes at All
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Pink Thinks More Parents Should Beat Their Kids and I Gotta Say I Agree with Her
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Jayde Nicole Looks Fantastic in a One Piece Leotard
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These Sexy Blondes Are Horny as Hell – VIDEO
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100 of the Hottest NBA cheerleaders
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Demi Lovato Hot Bikini Bottom Pics as a Tribute to Her Young Starlet in Rehab Cliche cuz I don’t care about broken down kids, but I do care about them in bikinis
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The 25 Hottest Texan Woman
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If you like pussy, you’ll like this….If you’re a closet case, then you won’t
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Kesha Showing Off Her Dumpy Ass
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Katherine Heigl Should Not be Wearing This
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A Bunch of Pictures of Stacy Keibler for the Weirdos Who Can’t Get Over Her
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Treat Yourself to Some Tits, You’ll Be Glad You Did
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Kelly Brook Panty Upskirt
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Mmmmmm Camille Belle Hotness
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Sophie Turners Ass in Skimpy Shorts
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Finding Out Your Daughter is a Porn Star….
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Check Out the Rack on april O’Neil
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Let’s Take a Look Back to When Kanye West Gave George Bush the Smack Down – VIDEO
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Japanese WTf Video of the Day
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Amy Reid’s Tits Are Out of This World
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Musical Chairs: The 10 Hottest Women That Have (Allegedly) Banged Multiple Rappers
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Lesbianism at It’s Finest
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Top 5 List: The Strange World Of Homemade Sex Toys
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If You Got Me Drunk Enough I Would Bang Bristol Palin
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Ava Loves Fucking Machine DP – VIDEO
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Say Hello to Sarah Brightmon
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Guess Who Miley Cyrus’s Mom is Banging?
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eva Mendes Can Do No Wrong
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Who is Jeisa Chiminazzo and Why Aren’t I stalking Herself
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Zusanna’s Tits Are Pretty Much Perfect
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Emma Watson Hotness
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Boob Hijack Video!
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Some Cheryl Tweedy Hotness
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Okay So Zach Galifianakis Didn’t Actually Smoke Weed on TV
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Jessica Lowndes (AKA Megan Fox Light) Sizzles In Lingerie
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Striptease of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

03

Nov

Possible Zooey Deschanel Sexts of the Day

Here are some old self shot nude pics that Zooey Deschanel sexted her boyfriend and that he released out of bitterness that she doesn’t answer his emails now that she’s famous…

I’m glad that we live in a nicely perverted world. Where digital cameras, webcams and cell phone cameras are everywher and they are being used for their original purpose…to SEXT. So many girls do it….

I’m just glad when shit gets leaked to the public…I’m also glad that we live in a world where you can take those sexted pics and spread them around the world and increase this virtually unknown celebrity pussy into a known pussy….I mean if they didn’t black it out…

Which brings up a real concern, why would a motherfucker trying to embarrass an ex black out the good parts….It’s not like he has a conscience if we’ve gone this far…I’m guessing it was pretty wrecked.. or maybe it was a dick…or maybe cuz she is 30, these pics look like they are 10 years old, and 2000 was not quite the year of the bikini wax…

I just know that when it comes to sexting, I’m only into the vaginas….so this sucks for me.

That said, let’s celebrated sexting, ex-girlfriends dumb enough to send us nudes, bitter boyfriends willing to share the goods and get their 5 minutes of fame, humiliating there kinda famous probably bitchy cunts by showing off their cunts…

Good times. Now someone get me the uncensored pics…

Posted in:Zooey Deschanel