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2010

29

Oct

Cindy Crawford Dusts Off Her Old Vagina for Vogue India of the Day

Last time and only time I saw Cindy Crawford in person was when she was getting out of her Escalade with her team of security as I happened to coincidentally be walking by her hotel….which is weird for me…cuz if I had known bitch was in town, I would have stepped up my stalker game and I probably wouldn’t have had the chance to make eye contact with her because I’m sloppy and the police would have probably restrained me at her in store appearance she was doing…cuz they generally don’t like drunk, fat, naked guys with small dicks humping the store window with “be my valentine” written on their chest in blood while crying…they keep us away from the “talent”, as well as small children and animals…I know it’s discrimination, but what can you do.

This was two years ago, she was promoting some furniture, I was drunk, she smiled at me as she peered down from her 6 foot tall vantage point, and I got a little hard, cuz bitch is fucking hot, even in her 40s.

So I’m happy to see her in these Vogue India pictures, playing her supermodel tits, dustin’ off her vagina, cuz really as much as I can’t stand older pussy, especially with kids, it’s not a deal breaker, cuz I a perver and I am unable to ignore it if it’s hot….but then again, maybe I’m just being nice to Cindy Crawford cuz she flirted with me…I know what that expression of disgust in her face was, it was lust.

Posted in:Cindy Crawford

2010

28

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Good news…The site hasn’t been shut down. But I think my body is. I had this great idea of drinking a cheap bottle of champagne when I couldn’t sleep at 5 in the morning and shit fucking destroyed me.

I’ve walked in at least one wall. Fallen down the stairs at least once. Was unable to get an erection for at least a month and feel like taking a nap…but not enough to crawl in bed with my pig wife who is eating spaghetti unnaturally fast….part of me wishes my life was more interesting…but the rest of me just can’t bother getting off this couch….even though I know all girls will be out on the scene tonight half naked…Thursday is the official start of Halloween parties…I should go stare at young ass to remind myself that I don’t deserve young ass. Maybe I should just go to the strippers…everyone deserves fucking strippers…they are affordable…disgusting…and let you grab their useless trashy tits violently….except sometimes they smell like anus.

I don’t know about you, but I think we should be friends…cuz vacation pics are my porn

Here are my stepLINKS….

Kendra Wilkinson Turned Down Posing for Playboy Even THough ALl She’s Done is Playboy…Except Maybe for that Sex Tape….
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Katy Perry’s Tits Are Exploding With Fire
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Do This for the Ladies…Or At Least for your Balls…They Are Tired of You Being the Only One Who Works Them….
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Marisa Miller is in Leather Pants and Looks Amazing
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Blonde College Girl Self Fisting – VIDEO
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Capri Anderson’s Hot Body Costs 12,000 Dollars a Session
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More on my New Dream Pussy – Capri Anderson
Caprice Anderson is NOT a Whore, but A Porn Star. Get It Straight!
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Because It’s Thursday and You Need to Kill Time Before You Go Shoot Your Co-workers Tomorrow
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The 50 Best Sports-Themed Costumes For Halloween
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That JWoww Slut is Body Painted
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Reese Witherspoon is Looking Bangable in a Midget Kind of Way
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Christina Aguilera is Braless With Hard Nipples
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And More Pics of the Slut/Porn Star/Hooker Charlie Sheen Almost Murdered
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I’m No Fag, But I’d fuck David Williams Before I Fucked Kelly Osbourne – GALLERY
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I Love a good GIF Animation That Involves Great Tits
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This Fat Person Wants Us to Stop Making Fun of Fat People – VIDEO
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Amy Reid’s Tits Are Fucking Insane
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And Here’s Lady Gaga in a Sexual Harassment PSA. And Yes, I Am Dead Serious. FF to .45 Seconds – VIDEO
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Mmmmmm Girl on girl Gallery
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I’m always Fine Looking at Charlize Theron
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Audrina Patridge’s Mom is SHITFACED – Video
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Top 5 List: Halloween Sex Toys
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Roxanne Knows How to Self Pleasure
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Angelique Boyer is All Types of Sexy
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Eva Mendes Hotness of the Day
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Man I Love Emma Stone
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Nasty Webcam Teen
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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This Taylor Swift Wac Figure is Really Creepy But I Bet You Would Still Fuck It
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And That’s What Happens when you Crash the Lambo = VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Masuimi Max and Emily Marilyn – GALLERY
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7 tasteless Halloween costumes for 2010
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Some Nikki Alexander Hotness
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Some Paris Hilton Just Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

28

Oct

Capri Anderson is Charlie Sheen’s Escort of the Day

Chalie Sheen trashed a hotel room while on a drunken coke fueled bender. WATCH THE ASIAN ANIMATION HERE …He was not sent to jail because celebrities were untouchable. He did traumatize an escort he was with and it turns out that she is pornstar Capri Anderson..who I’ve never heard of, but who is featured in this video masturbating.

Most pornstars are also hookers on the side….that’s how AIDS works its way on set..I mean if you think about it, it’s kinda their job to get fucked for money anyway…and porn’s in an economic downturn, they only get paid 1000 dollars a scene, while hooking you can make upwards of 20,000 a session depending on who the buyer is….you gotta make money where you can, dirty little sluts…

I know people who have fucked pornstars for under 300 dollars an hour…I never have cuz I find pornstars disgusting and I’d rather pay 300 dollars for 10 crackwhore blowjobs…but if you’re interested, there’s a website you can find all their prices…It’s not a secret, it’s just not really advertised….

Either way, she’s got a pretty hot little body, I love watching chicks masturbate and I can only assume this is gonna be a huge break for her.

Here’s a Bunch of her Porn Shoots…


Capri Anderson Dyking Out
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Capri Anderson Strips Down and Plays With Herself
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Capri Anderson Wet in the Shower
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Capri Anderson Still Wet in the Shower
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Capri Anderson Riding Some Chick’s Face
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Capri Anderson in some After School Lesbian Fun
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Capri Anderson Totally Naked
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Capri Anderson’s Shaved Pussy and Perky TIts
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Capri Anderson in a Maid Outfit
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Capri Anderson Plays With Whip Cream
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Capri Anderson Gets Fucked With a Strap-On
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Posted in:Capri Anderson

2010

28

Oct

Candice Swanpoel for Beach Bunny Swimwear of the Day

I’m fresh out of South Africa Aids jokes….but I’ve got some South Africa hot pussy in some pretty intense “swimwear”…this is like the porno version of a bathing suit…all fetish-like and perfect for cum to roll off of….I’m ready for this style to hit the local community pool…but maybe I’m reading into things a little too much…but this campaign is hot….we need more Candice Swanpoel….she’s the best thing to happen to South Africa…since apartheid…..

Posted in:Candice Swanpoel

2010

28

Oct

Fergie Dressed Like a Golden Girl of the Day

I don’t know what Fergie is doing here…but it looks like she’s a fancy divorcee from the 80s on a Caribbean Cruise in her one piece bathing suit and a semi-see through dress sipping cocktails and flirting with the pool boy…trying to get cock to fill her dried up old cooter…There’s nothing hot about that…but then again, I’ve never been into older chicks…with or without money…I just can’t lick their cunts with confidence knowing how long that cunt’s been in operation….

I remember hooking up with a 60 year old bitch I met in a hotel lobby when I was in my 20s…that was when 60 meant fucking 60…She offered me 100 bucks to go down on her and I’d still whore myself for 100 dollars…but I was aware of her kids, all the men she had fucked and counted every lick cuz it was a job and when she demanded I lick her ass..with her chain smoking voice…all i could think about was how many times she had taken a shit..and the whole time I was telling myself I shoulda known better cuz with a weathered face…comes a weathered pussy….but I’m pretty sure she had the same outfit as Fergie on.

Posted in:Fergie

2010

28

Oct

Courtney Love Flashes Her Ass While Shopping of the Day

Anyone who reads this site knows that I love gutter lookin’ bitches. The kind of bitch who has lived a pretty hard life, who has used a lot of hard drugs, and who if she hadn’t married a rocker who “killed himself” at his prime, instantly making him a legend, a strategy the dude from Pearl Jam and every other 90s grunge band that faded into obscurity should have taken, she’d probably be taking it up the ass from strange people for crack money, but instead is lucky enough to make the royalties on all things Nirvana, allowing her to shop in fancy places and show the world her ass like she just doesn’t give a fuck, because she probably doesn’t. It’s like her big fuck you to the world, that things worked out alright, except maybe for the guilt fueled self medication that made her an abnormal member of society….capable of getting by thanks to all her cash…

But these voyeur pics could be of anyone and they’d be hot. They are the reason I go to malls on weekends and sit near the changing room, pretending my wife’s in one of the stalls, allowing me to see bitchs do a whole lot of titty repositioning, panty flashing, ass checking out and it’s all pretty erotic….

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Posted in:Courtney Love

2010

28

Oct

Isabel Lucas Lookin’ Wholesome and It Turns Me On of the Day

Sometimes all the world needs is a wholesome dressed pussy you’d expect to find at the town line dance, or playing the washboard with her family band at the county fair….You know a good girl raised in the church and who sings Gospel songs to Jesus before every home cooked meal…you know the throwback 1940s rural pussy who hasn’t been tainted by the media, the music and Hollywood….the kind of simple mind who was pulled out of school at the age of 10 to help work the family farm, the kind of girl who easy to manipulate into doing bad things cuz she’s fuckin’ bored and wants more out of life….wholesome, sheltered bitches into the church are the easiest to get to do anal….after a little convincing…

These are probably some of the hottest pics I’ve put on the site in a long time, cuz they just offer the mind so much to work with, I am tried of sleazy bitches crying for attention, I want to be able to fantasize about ripping a bitches clothes off instead of knowing her every curve, sure, this bitch is in Hollywood and none of this wholesome look is reality, it takes some dick sucking to be the Megan Fox replacement…serious fucking dick sucking…

Posted in:Isabel Lucas

2010

28

Oct

Khloe Kardashian Should Hide Her Genital Region of the Day

I don’t know who dresses Khloe Kardashian….But I know this was a bad idea…She’s the kind of girl who should avoid anything that hugs her body…especially her genitals because the whole thing becomes very fucking confusing to the average person lookin at her…I mean we already have enough issues trying to figure out if she’s all human and not a cross breed between man and beast from some remote tropical island where the crazed scientist startin’ fucking with genetics….and that remote tropical island gentic altering was Kim Kardashian’s mom’s pussy.

She here is Khloe Kardashian showing off her small penis that might just be a very very big vagina…when it comes to genitals, sometimes the lines are blurred…this is one of those times.

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian

2010

28

Oct

Kylie Minogue Legs for Very Old Times of the Day

The cancer ward seems like it is always a good time. Sure…the terminally ill section gets fucking depressing as you see people in their last few hours…but the treatment is where the magic happens….

Maybe it’s because I used to jerk off to informational pamphlets from the 80s of Breast cancer survivors because they usually had one good tit and it was an era where whe got off to pics of nipples where we could get them cuz they were hard to come by…. or maybe it’s because the opportunity the cancer treatment center presents for pickin’ up. You know the girls are all insecure, weak and if they are single, eager for a companion…

Not that I’ve ever done it…but it’s on my bucket list.

All I know is that this Cancer Survivor’s not holding up as well as I’m sure she probably hoped…I guess her cancer treatment is finally taking it’s toll….But then again, maybe she’s just getting old…

On a sidenote. I donate to breast cancer charities because I like to do my part to save tits. I know hormones in our food and The Pill are fuckin’ up bitches and I am sympathetic to that. I do have a soul….

Posted in:Kylie Minogue

2010

27

Oct

Taylor Swift Makes Awkward Sex Faces While Performing of the Day

I should have known better when I posted my rant yesterday about how Taylor Swift and Bubble Boy are fucking. I didn’t bother doing my research, because I never do and that would be against my policy of being the laziest fucker I know even though I know some lazy fuckers…She just dropped an album, she’s on a publicity tour, it’s all marketing….Bubble boy is still a closet case who doesn’t like girls….

Speaking of bubble boy, I don’t find Taylor Swift hot…I never did… I always found her weird lookin. Like the asthmatic legally blind 8 year old crackbaby who is allergic to everything who lives next door and who ends up in an ambulance on a regular basis cuz his stamina just can’t keep up with his will to be normal…

After looking at these pics and visualizing her rockin a cock and not a mic, cumming or making sex faces and not just feelin’ her own music a little too much, I really don’t think she’s jerk off material…she is just awkward movin’ at best…The kind of girl you close your eyes when you fuck cuz she’s just movin’ weird and distracting you with weirdness…But I’m not judging if you do, I really don’t care what pathetic shit you do to yourself…

Posted in:Taylor Swift