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2010

08

Jul

Christina Aguilera Sloppy as Fuck of the Day

Seeing X-Tina Aguilera in these pictures reminds me of when the lights go on at the stripclub and that all the money you just put into a lap dance with a girl you thought was delicate and beautiful, who you really believed when she said she was just paying her way through school, all went crashing down because she looked like a fucking zombie who’s skin was falling off her face from her serious meth addiction.

That’s all I have to say about that….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2010

08

Jul

Imogen Thomas Half Naked Photoshoot of the Day

Imogen Thomas is so fucking useless that I don’t even think she knows what she does, but she does have big fat tits. Sure they are fake, but she’s British and apparently all trashy British chicks are still up on this whole implant thing, while the rest of the world is over them…which is probably because all British men are faggots, you can tell by their accents, and faggots, especially when in the closet, always go nuts over tits cuz they think that’s what actual straight dudes are like, when really all straight dudes care about is getting our dicks as wet as Imogen’s underwear in this shoot that is probably really old, but new to me, and worth lookin at, which brings up a very important question and that’s what the fuck kind of name is Imogen…and when you think about that, here are some pics from a photoshoot I can assume she didn’t get paid to do cuz no one cares about her or her stupid robot sounding name…

Posted in:Imogen Thomas

2010

07

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It is a heatwave and I heard on the radio that fat people shouldn’t go outside, so I told my wife they were giving free food away in the park across the street, crossed my fingers and hoped nature took its course, called my friend with AC and sat on his couch all day listening to him talk about his problems cuz he is convinced he was abducted by aliens and they have impregnated him, a little too crazy for me, but when it is hot and he has AC, I will listen to pretty much anything….

That said, I was too much of a pussy to wander the streets and stare at half naked cooch, sweating and disoriented by the heat, cuz I was too busy watching The Golden Girls on DVD….which was probably just as hot…

Here are my links…

Well, Least When Lohan Dies, We Can Smoke Her Ashes
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The Real Shit Parents Of Orange County
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Leonardo DiCaprio may Possibly Have Herpes
(Speculated)
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Find a Slut to Take Home to Mom Today
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Axami Lingerie Model Video
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The Trailer for [REC] 2 is Out and It Looks Scary as Shit
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Hottest Podium Girls From Tour de France Years Past
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Amy Winehouse Cleavage – Now With Nipple
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How to Survive This Fucking North American Heat Wave
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Kristin Cavallari Upshorts/Lip Slip Peek
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Linda Hogan in a Trashy Bikini
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Dina Lohan is Fucking Delusional
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Jodie is Playing in the Bathroom
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Pussy Flap Vagina Shave – VIDEO
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Catholic Priest Accused Of Stealing $1.3M Of Church Dough To Buy Male Escorts And Other “Un-priestly Things”
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Brooke Burke is Tasty
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Lucy Pinder’s Tits Are Out Again
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Brazilian Sluts Are Always the Hottest
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Bobby Eden is the Kinda of Whore I Like
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Mileena Hayes Gets Naked
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Katie and Ann Give You a Lesson in Lesbian Pussy Picking – VIDEO
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Tamara Ecclestone Looks Like a Good, Trashy Fuck
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A Little Shakira is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Leighton Meester Looks Hot When She’s Not Trying Too Hard
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MEGAN FOX WANTS HER PRIVACY
(But Only After You Look At Her Wedding Photos of Course)
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Regina is Fingering Herself – VIDEO
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Kelly Brooke in South Africa – VIDEO
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Elle Macpherson is Still Tasty
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Check Out the Taylor Twins
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Fat Man Destroys the Pool – VIDEO
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Scarlett Johansson Channels + Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks For Her New Mango Ads
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The 20 Funniest Personal Ads Of All Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Will Ferrell: From SNL to the Internet And Beyond
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Some Crissy Hilton Hotness
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LOLCAT Video of the Day
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First Person View Of European Soldiers Engaging The Enemy In the Middle East – VIDEO
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Dakota Fanning is Turning Into a Real Looker
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How About Come Alexis Texas? VIDEO
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Paula Labaredas Is A Hot Piece Of Nobody
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With Mouth Wide Open: Jesse Jane
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Follow Me!
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS – Leopard Bikini Sexy Model Video
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

07

Jul

Ke$ha Covered in Cum of the Day

These are rumored to be Ke$ha covered in cum holding her tits like every girl you know who has had sex or let a dude cum on them, which is pretty much every girl I know, so there’s no big deal and no real proof that it is her because the majority of people don’t even know who she is, or care who she is and know that she is only famous cuz of behaving like this…even on stage…who fucking cares…she’s awkward and ugly and I prefer my cumshots on vagina….

Posted in:Ke$ha

2010

07

Jul

Kendra Wilkinson Shitty Implant has a Shitty See Through of the Day

Here are some shitty see thru pictures of a pig of a woman trying to hang onto the little fame she had from getting naked in a magazine.

I am surprised people even bother with her because her limbs are short and her head is big and midget-like and that is generally a turn off to the average dude, but for some reason she’s made it….and by make it I mean she’s got to a place where releasing a sex tape was needed for revival, even if it wasn’t the best sex tape…at least it was of her when she was 18 and worth fucking cuz midget-like or not, 18 is always hot…it’s a general rule in life…

Get KendraExposed

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kendra Wilkinson

2010

07

Jul

Kristin Cavallari Grocery Shopping in Leggings of the Day

You’d think at Kristin Cavallari’s level of success she’d be able to hire herself a Mexican to do her groceries for her, but then again she’s not really at any level of fame, and would probably be better off getting a perverted mexican to do it in exchange for dirty panties he can take home and fuck, and I know just the right person ready for that job, me.

Seriously, something about seeing a bitch doing errands when she could pay someone 30 dollars to do it for her is fucking hot to me, probably cuz the last time my wife went to an actual grocery store, she was asked to leave for making out with the baked goods or some shit…cuz she’s fat, lazy and really into food.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari

2010

07

Jul

Stephanie Pratt Shitty See Thru of the Day

At Stephanie Pratt’s level of fame – which is pretty much having no level of fame – other than being the pussy her bottom feeding brother learned to fuck on back when they were just crazy teenagers and their parents were out of town, she should know that if she’s gonna make an appearance that she wants to get noticed for, she should do it wearing pants with a hole in the crotch so the world can see the cunt Spencer used to cum all over and may still cum over, cuz everything else about him is bullshit and she’s the only thing that’s real….Step it up…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Stephanie Pratt

2010

07

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some shit going on in the news….cuz this is the world we are a part of….and despite hating everyone I know or I have met…there’s just something about it that I love…

CT Priest Accused of Stealing $1 Million from Church for Gay Sex Romps

St. Louis Prostitute Attacks Man, Steals His Car

HIV Positive Prostitute Arrested in St. Louis

Man Threatens Rape Victim

Women in the Dallas area are horrified to learn that a man thought to be a friend to them was secretly taping them in his room.

Blackmailers are now hacking into computers to extort nude photos of young men and women to get them to perform sex acts on webcams. Police have started to crack down on this new crime. I need to get into this now….

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

07

Jul

Hilary Duff Covering Her Belly of the Day

Here is Hilary Duff is covering her soon to be married stomach…maybe it’s cuz she’s fat from all the emotional eating that comes with dating a hockey player who only gets off when 3 other hockey players are in the room ravaging his soon to be wife’s cunt cuz hard hockey dick is his favorite…but she could also be pregnant…cuz that’s what little whores who get married after they’ve already made so much stupid money that they don’t know what else to with themselves but breed, but I think she’s probably just fat…and that’s all I have to say about that.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2010

07

Jul

Jessica Alba at some Event of the Day

Here is Jessica Alba looking old and washed up because she is old and washed up…you know since she had a kid and is a mom and shit that she should have waited a decade before doing, but instead decided to throw away whatever jobs she had lined up as the hottest bitch in Hollywood, to be replaced by all the other sluts eager to get noticed who don’t have kids, and she did it all to trap a motherfucker and the whole thing depresses me, but if you look at this shit cross-eyed after a few drinks she looks almost like she did 5 years ago when she mattered.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Jessica Alba