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2010

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

A reader sent this in….it is of a restaurant in China called Spent Lohan cuz the Chinese are so advanced, modern and convenient…which is surprising since I thought the only dude who read my site was so fat he was bed bound, too out of shape to jerk off, only cumming when his balls filled to the brim and he thought hard enough….living in his mom’s house….and not world travelers…but I guess that’s a good thing…together we can spread the drunkenstepfather gospel around the world….


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Kim Kardashian is Soaking Wet After a Bar Brawl and I am Hard
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And Now the BEST Opening for The Simpsons EVER Made
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Awesome Shit that Will Get you Laid is on CRAzYyy Sale
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Knockouts! The 25 Hottest Women’s Boxing Champions
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Paris And Her Topless Tits
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Sofia Vergaras Awesome Latina Cleavage
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The 50 Sexiest Russian Women
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Because It’s a Holiday Here in Canada and for Me Holiday’s Mean Seeing More Chicks Get Naked Than Usual
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Who Knew Being BFFs Means You Get to Finger Each Other – VIDEO
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Aubrey O’Day Bikini Ass
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Miley Cyrus Cause You’re a Pedo and In Love With Her
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Roxanne Pallett Bikini Nipples
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Marisa Miller is Always Easy to Look At
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Some Hot Lesbian Action Anyone?
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Bull Fight Fail – VIDEO
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Puma and Faith God Damn!!
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Meet Charm Killings!
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What’s Wrong With This Picture?
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Angelica and a Friend Get It On – VIDEO
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Random Porn Slut Just Because
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Gisele Bundchen Makes Motherhood Look Good
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Teen slut Patricia rides a dildo on the table – VIDEO
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Sam Grierson Posing For Nuts
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Amber Rose Just Because
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These Are The Tits Brett Favre Banged
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Who is Sarah Shah and Why Aren’t I Stalking Her Yet
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How To: Steal an ATM – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Janessa and a Friend Get Dirty – VIDEO
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Lookin Fine
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LOL Cat Video of the Day – VIDEO
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A Little Bit of Lauren Conrad
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Rosario Dawson is in GQ Germany
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Ashley tisdale is Leggy in Malibu
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2010

18

Oct

Kim Kardashian Gets Naked for W Magazine of the Day

I don’t know what this picture is of…but apparently it’s Kim Kardashian totally naked for W magazine….which is typical because bitch built a career on getting fucked by a colored in video in her Kim K Superstar Sex Tape …but a little surprising because she’s the kind of whore who is trying to legitimize herself by not being a whore…or giving the public another taste of her nakedness….she even went after Playboy cuz they ran a pic of her a few months ago…proving that she’s just a publicity queen who loves any attention and as long as she gets naked, photoshopped or not…I’m down….even though I can’t stand this lazy, sloppy lookin scam artist cunt…

Either way, this is huge….literally….


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2010

18

Oct

Minka Kelly is the Sexiest Woman Alive of the Day

Esquire has named Minka Kelly the sexiest woman alive…There are a lot of pussies roaming this earth and I can Guarantee Minka Kelly is not the hottest of them…which brings up an interesting point….who the fuck is Esquire….who really gives a fuck about Esquire and what makes Esquire and their homo staff an authority on anything.

This is just some paid off marketing scam and I am buying into hit cuz I like all bitches in lingerie…whether Esquire and their homo writers approve or not…

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2010

18

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio in her Bikini of the Day

Here are some pics of mom Alessandra Ambrosio making a lot of money cuz she sold her soul to a bikini company….and I’m giving thanks on Canadian Thanksgiving that she did…

I don’t think anything needs to be said about this…other than I think this is what Thanksgiving is all about…not the pilgrims raping the indians and eating their turkey after stealing their land…but about mom’s bouncing back almost fully from giving birth cuz they have no choice as this is their livlihood and all they are good for…it gives us hope that we won’t end up with a fat slob of a wife when we grow up…who never loses her pregnancy weight…turning into something you never would have knocked up and married if you knew it would end up like this…

Who am I kidding, people like you take whatever you can get and even then you are amazed you convinced something with a vagina to fuck you no matter how disgusting the body that pussy is attached to….

All this to say, Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini is a good thing. It inspires. If you’re married show it to your wife…cuz no matter how much tape and glue it takes to fit her ravaged pussy into her bikini bottoms, the rest of her is almost at 100 percent, proving pregnancy weight is a scam women have going on together to use as an excuse for their laziness cuz life for them as a sexual object ends when they become settled down moms…but it doesn’t have to be that way and it is not always that way…so let’s just enjoy a girl and her hot body who did things right…

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2010

18

Oct

Shauna Sand Flashes Her Underwear for the Kids of the DAy

Shauna Sand is a great mother….Here she is taking her kids out to the pumpkin patch…something a mother who doesn’t care would never do…unless maybe she knew hundred of paparazzi were there and she was a total attention craving prostitute who made a career as an exhibitionist both before and after she turned herself into a horrible looking monster with a dead fucking vagina

I have no idea what’s going to happen to her kids, I do know that having a disgusting sex tape with one of her many houseboy’s she imports from european modeling agencies, along with stupid tits and outfits….and pretty much being a novelty act everyone laughs at…is bound to do some serious damage and I think it’s gonna be fun to watch….and that’s probably one of the reason why I track Shauna Sand’s every move…and push her disgusting pussy getting fucked in her Sex Tape that I did jerk off to twice to see if I could….the other reason is pretty much having nothing else to do.

I want to see the video of how this shit went down…was it a girl’s gone wild situation…where the paps egg her on, or was it just her way to get noticed like a college girl..30 years too late….and the whole thing is amazing…

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2010

18

Oct

Britney Spears in a Semi-See Through Shirt of the Day

Here is Britney Pulling off the whole “I just had a one night stand with a business man and I have to wear his shirt around the house because I don’t like walking around naked and my party dress is too much of a production to get into and I am much more into getting out of it and onto successful cock”….excpet this shirt isn’t even a business shirt…it’s some girlie shit totally throwing out my cliche fantasy of pussy in my Yuppie loft….but the good news is her shirt is semi-see through….or at least see through enough to see her lacy night gown she was too lazy to get out of underneath…and that’s good enough for me…

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2010

18

Oct

Susan Boyle’s Virgin Cold Sore

I guess this picture proves that you don’t have to give up your hymen to suck dirty cock…So she can remain wholesome pussy for whoever her 60 year old ass decides to marry now that guys are showing interest in her money…except for the whole herpes on her face thing….

Then again, I haven’t really been keeping up on Susan Boyle’s sex life, so maybe she’s let out 45 year old sexual tenion out all over every groupie’s dick….making this post obsolete…unless of course you think staring at an old lady’s lip herpe is erotic…like I do….making this post a piece of heaven.

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2010

18

Oct

Halle Berry’s Showing Off Tit of the Day

Halle Berry was showing off her tits on her way to her Lawyer to meet with her french Canadian baby daddy to deal with what I can only assume is his settlement cuz fucking Halle Berry for a few years wasn’t quite enough for him, and getting a payout that is more than any gig he’s ever had, making sucking up his homosexuality to play this one out totally worth it…

For those of you don’t know, Halle Berry is some white chick who was born in a middle-class suburb with her white mom and was sent to white school where she was popular and liked by white people…but when she entered Hollywood she decided to spin her story into being a black identity crisis with no father who never fit in, to make the white people helping her get ahead feel comfortable helping someone just like them…but tanned…eventually leading to her winning an Oscar…making her pretty much all bullshit…

What’s not bullshit about her are her tits…

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2010

18

Oct

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch Continues of the Day

I like Ashley Tisdale’s new strategy to try to look less offensively ugly…and that’s by putting on some big glasses and looking towards the ground so we can’t see her asymmetric face…her shitty nose job…or be reminded that even with fame, money, time, an intense workout routine and a team of people buying her awards from MTV saying she’s “Hottest Female Star” to help brainwash the public….you can’t turn an ugly bitch hot…

Now I know, her fans are going to email me bitching at me about how I’d fuck her if I had a chance….so before you do, realize I would fuck a bag of broken glass to feel the sting…I’m pretty much willing to stick my unprotected dick into anything, but I’m not blind or disillusioned, and I know what I am doing is wrong, disgusting, or ugly…So accept the truth…even Ashley Tisdale had…

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2010

18

Oct

Miley Cyrus in Shorts of the Day

Since it’s Canadian Thanksgiving, I’d like to give thanks for Miley Cyrus and the entertainment she’s brought the last 6 months since she decided to sex herself up as hard as she can to detach herself from her Disney Image, even though some of the dirtiest sex she ever had was in the Disney Offices….but I’d also like to give thanks for Miley Cyrus’ 18th birthday because I know it’ll be a turning point for her, where she either gets more hardcore and naked like the slut she’s trying to market herself as…or people will lose interest in her cuz she’s legal and not all that hot without the taboo of jerking off to her cuz it’s illegal…and we’ll move onto other under 18 year olds….leaving her alone, rejected, desperate for attention and dipping into her savings….leaving her willing to do anything and everything to get that feeling of being on the top of the world back and both outcomes sound good to me…so that’s why I’m giving thanks to Miley…

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