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2010

20

Sep

Fergie on a Bike in her Underwear of the Day

I have been known to have a bike fetish….whether it’s running after girls riding bikes in skirts….or sniffing their seats when they’ve locked their bikes up to go inside a store….it’s just the idea of a vagina smearing itself all over a seat on a hot day…sometimes on a public bike…gets me excited and I don’t really think there’s anything wrong with that…

Unfortunately…seeing Fergie posing on the bike doesn’t do shit for me…especially not on this gangster bike looking at like a cheesy stripper….I’m more into bitches on fixed gear hipster bikes…because they generally have thick bush, don’t always wear underwear or wash, and most importantly are too poor to refuse a free vegan cock…when they aren’t lesbians…not that I would know…I don’t really like dirty ratty hipsters with bush and ironic haircuts who are too serious to stick things in their asses while I jerk off….but I do like the smell of their bike seats….

But I don’t have pics of that, so here’s some fergie bullshit..

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2010

20

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here is some shit going on in the news…..cuz the world is doomed….

Six Your Old Kicked of Cheerleading Squad Over Racy Cheer

A Michigan mother concerned about the suggestive cheer her daughter’s squad was performing spoke up and got her daughter kicked off the squad for the year.

Atlanta Man Shot and Killed Over a Beer
A man in Atlanta was shot and killed after refusing to hand over a beer

Marijuana Ice Cream Hitting Shelves
Marijuana patients in California will now be able to buy marijuana laced ice cream

Man Arrested for Flipping Out on School Bus

A father, frustrated with the treatment of his daughter on a school bus, was arrested in Florida for threatening boys on the bus for placing open condoms on his daughter.

Pepper spray mistaken for cologne

CAMBRIDGE – A group of children playing at the playground of the Cambridgeport Elementary School were pepper sprayed by accident this morning.

A Cop’s 7 Year Old Shot His Brother with his Dad’s Gun……

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2010

20

Sep

Aubrey O’Day Rapes Her Dog in Her Underwear of the Day

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Here is Aubrey O’Day posing in her underwear with her dog…because she’s got nothing else going on…and figures she might as well get some attention on twitter cuz it makes her feel relevant and keeps her going another day…not that anyone would care if she ever stopped “going” because no one even remembers who she is…except maybe her dog, but that’s just because she’s the person who feeds him…her vagina…when black guys are too busy sticking their dicks in other white chicks to bother with this twat…

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2010

20

Sep

Katy Perry’s Tits do Sesame Street of the Day

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I fucking hate Katy Perry, but she brought her tits to Sesame Street where she chased Elmo around cuz even muppets are scared of her monster-lookin face….

She irritates me on all fucking levels, but I just wish the same laws about exposing penis to kids applied to showing off your tits to the kids of the world….so that her and her sloppy body and annoying face land in jail so she can stop irritating us with her bad music and stupid bullshit act….Her ruining the youth has got to be some kind of crime….

On a sad note, Russell Brand was arrested for defending her honor for beating an immigrant paparazzi who took pictures up her skirt….but that’s not the sad part, the sad part is that she didn’t die in the cross fire….

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2010

20

Sep

Miranda Kerr’s Naked Ass in Some Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know what magazine this is from, I just know that it’s supposed to be from October, which means it is new enough for me to put up here and not get the Miranda Kerr weirdo fans man cuz they’ve already seen this shit, jerked off to the shit and pretended to marry the shit, not that a bare supermodel ass should ever get anyone angry, except for maybe fat chicks, but they get mad about everything cuz they hate their fat lives and no matter how hard they try to eat their way happy….they just never quite get there…

Here are some hot amateur style goodness…

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2010

20

Sep

Candice Swanepoel in Latest Victoria Secret Catalog of the Day

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All these photoshopped, Victoria’s Secret catalog, bikini and lingerie pics look exactly the fucking same….It’s like if you were to go through your cum filled pile that you’ve been collecting the last 2 decades, since you subscribed with a fake chick name, you will see that very little changes from then until now. It’s the same poses, different pussy, similar lingerie, all pretty tame with the nipples and pussy lip photoshopped out, to keep it wholesome….

But the good news is the bitches in the shit have always been pretty fucking hot and seeing them half naked under any conditions is better than not…

Here’s some Candice Swanepoel from South Africa taking over America like it was Blood Diamonds…or the Apartheid…or high AIDS Rate….cuz she sold her soul to the Victoria’s Secret devil and I guess with tits like this, I’m glad she did, even if her tits look like they’ve been drawn on in this shit…

It’s like groundhog day, but luckily the scenery’s good enough to put on repeat…

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2010

20

Sep

Camila Alves Interracial Fuck in The Confidant of the Day

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Camila Alves is Matthew McConaughey’s hot, brazilian model who he has a kid or two with….She’s pretty fucking substantial and she was in some obscure, straight to DVD movie this year where she was involved in some sex drama with a black guy and a black girl. The movie clip I saw wasn’t in English so I’m not entirely sure what happened, but I do know there’s a bit of lesbianism, a bit of ass, a lot of interracial and some amazing, bottom heavy tits that I want in my fucking mouth….Seriously, this movie made me realize that gaping, sagging, vile mom-pussy or not – she’s got it going on…

I couldn’t figure out how to post the clip, so you’ll just have to follow this download link….

To Download the Clip – Follow This LInk
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2010

20

Sep

Paris Hilton Stolen in Court Picture of the Day

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My friend Jenny who was the original brain behind a popular celebrity website before she got muscled out of it posted this picture of Paris Hilton in the Vegas courthouse today….cuz she got arrested a few weeks ago…

She wrote:

I was at the courthouse this morning and so was Paris Hilton. Best shot I could get of her. It’s blurry, but her ginormous feet are sort of in focus.

The picture made me laugh, not as much as Paris Hilton getting off for hiding coke in her pussy instead of cock in her pussy cuz her pussy is a well trained circus act that can do all kinds of tricks… so I figured I’d share it with you idiots…

Amateur style Investigative is like amateur porn….way better than the real thing…

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2010

20

Sep

Nakedness in Boardwalk Empire of the Day

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Her name is Paz De Le Huerta….I’ve posted her naked in the past …..she was on the new the Martin Scorcese directed show about Atlantic City, Prohibition, Prostitution, Gambling and the Mafia in the 1920s premiered last night on HBO, and since HBO likes making TV shows that are like movies, there was some titty in the Steve Buscemi sex scene….He’s the main character, a pretty sure sign this show is going to not only last, but be bigger than the Sopranos…

I watched it, it was pretty good, but then again, I like all the seedy shit America is built on….cuz organized crime, smut, drinking and gambling are some of my favorite things…

To See the First Episode of Boardwalk Empire – Follow this Link – To See the Sex Scene – Scroll to 46 minutes in….
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