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2010

18

Oct

Deneee Busby Gets Fucked in Eastbound and Down of the Day

I don’t own a TV so I don’t know this show…I just know that ugly dude who sucks Will Farrell’s dick hard enough to be in every one of his movies is in it, and dude’s just too fucking ugly for me to watch in anything….not that I look for shit with attractive men in it cuz I’m a queer, but inbred looking white trash just makes me feel uncomfortable and reminds me of all things wrong with America….

But I do know it’s on HBO and HBO has a commitment to showing tit and here is a clip with some bitch who really looks like a black whore playing a black whore getting slammed by some other inbred looking white dude….and the whole thing is horrible…and that’s why I’m posting it here….cuz not everything in life is good…and in my case…nothing in life is good.

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2010

18

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

I got this email about the stepNEWS….

Jesus…

I can’t jerk off to the news, trust me I’ve tried. Seriously, it’s really putting a damper on my boner when I come to your site to cum for TITS. Stick to what you’re good at and post more TITS…

As much as I love talking to dudes about their boners….and as much as I like to think I am good at tits….I think the news is funny…so it’s staying…for now….and here it is…

South Korean Man on Rascal Scooter vs. Elevator Shaft – This can’t be real….
A South Korean man unwisely rammed elevator doors and took a fatal tumble down the elevator shaft

UFO Sighting in China Shuts Down Airport…They are coming for us…We are all going to die….

NY Strip Club Refuses to Close….who fucking cares….

Woman Chases Husband Around Wendy’s on Motor Scooter…I wish I was there…I miss all the fun….I need this footage..

Carwash Meltdown Caught on Tape
A frustrated customer went nuts after a change machine didn’t work and did $20,000 of damage

Saudi Prince Beats Servant in Elevator
Prince Saud Abdulaziz bin Nasser al Saud is accused of murdering Bandar Abdullah Abdulaziz in a frenzied sex attack at London’s Landmark Hotel on Feb. 15. Cuz Arabs are sane,

CT Teacher Accused of Having Nude Photos of Student on Laptop

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

18

Oct

Aubrey O’Day’s Twitter Ass in a Thong of the Day

Aubrey O’Day’s ass is a lot better than I thought it was going to be. I knew she was a fake titty, trashy looking piece of shit slut who fucks or at least tries to market herself to black dudes by eating…so I wasn’t expecting her shit to look this round and well put together when she decided to take a picture of herself since no one else has been knocking on her door to take pictures of her…and the number of twitter followers she has is her only way of feeling like people still care about her now that she’s done and used up in the celebrity game she never really was a player in…not that her 15 minutes are up….but maybe more pictures like this will lead to a revival in her relevance…

Girls…If you want to be famous…all you have to do is strip down strategically…it’s really that easy.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2010

18

Oct

Britney Spears and her Thick Legs of the Day

The thing I like about Britney Spears is that I feel she’d be a great person to run around town late at night doing fecal art with…you know murals on store windows painted with our own shit….like a group of insane people in the institution lookin’ for a creative release but given no resources for fear will kill ourselves our each other with actual paint brushes….

The thing I don’t like about Britney is that she’s tamed the fuck down…and isn’t out flashing her snatch or titties like she used to…she’s not shaving her head in mental breakdowns that would leave a normal person in a padded room and she’s just not delivering the good times she once did….

I need her to let loose a little to win me over…all this watching her every step is fucking depressing.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2010

18

Oct

Rihanna’s Crazy Outfit Showing Off Tit of the Day

I used to work in a drug store stocking shelves for a little while a few years ago…I needed the money and to be reminded that I am not a fucking human as hot chicks would ask me for enemas, actual douches, laxatives and other shit you know they wouldn’t as a guy they wanted to fuck for….but along with the hot chicks came countless insane people…either coming in for their methodone treatment or because they had little else to do but wander the aisles….asking me crazy questions about where to find crazy products…or striking up crazy conversation about the government spying on us or how aliens are coming to get us, or how Jesus hates whores and people who fuck whores…to pissing themselves in the diaper section…it was just always crazy every fucking day…..and for some reason they were always dressed like Rihanna is dressed in these pictures…floral dress, crazy shoes with crazy socks and crazy hair…so either Rihanna has lost her mind and is going the route of the woman who was building a lead suit to fight of radiation…or she’s desperate for attention can a new album dropped…and really both cases are equally uninteresting….and I wish shit just ended with her getting deported back to Barbados to leave us all the fuck alone….

Posted in:Rihanna

2010

18

Oct

Amber Rose Almost Showin’ Twat of the Day

Here is Kanye’s former employee almost showing off her cunt that I can only imagine is a total fucking wasteland….no thanks to Kanye since he is gay and finds sex with girls a scary concept especially since his mother, the world’s greatest women that no other women will ever amount to according to him, is dead….

Amber Rose probably signed a pretty hefty confidentiality agreement so that none of Kanye’s truths come out, but I guess it was worth it since she’s almost famous, viewed as a fashion icon and socialite who is invited to all the great fashion shows on the international scene, and who signed a modeling contract and a whole lot of other upsides that comes with fake dating a homo rapper who wants the world to think he’s no homo….

So girls, remember, whoring yourself out always pays…especially when it’s to famous faggots hiding their faggotness cuz you don’t even have to fuck ’em and you still get the upside…

Now get to work.

Posted in:Amber Rose

2010

18

Oct

Bar Refaeli in Some Lingerie Shoot of the Day

Bar Refaeli is the reason I moved to Israel…not physically but in terms of my masturbation….You see, sometimes, we gotta keep our lonliness fresh by jerking off internationall, spending hours on facebook looking for girls from Tel Aviv in hopes of seeing their bikini albums…and writing them sweet nothings…literally…because the only hebrew I know is “Shalom”….unfortunatley not condusive to getting them masturbating on cam….

It all started because a fake Bar Refaeli profile on twitter befriended me and would write me all kinds of messages…and that was really all it took to win me over…

Then I saw her promo pics in the window of a lingerie store and I’d spend hours staring at them….until the police would ask me to keep walking cuz even they found it weird….

I felt a real connection, and here is the real Bar Refaeli in a campaign for Passionata lingerie company and I think I am in love…she is my new Lohan…we are connect at the soul…and I’d appreciate it if you stopped looking at my internet girlfriend with such perversion in your pervert eyes….

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2010

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I just spent the last hour with a 300 pound homeless man with kidney failure….trying to get enough money to get some drinks by telling people he has kidney failure and is going to die….seemed like an entertaining enough idea for someone like me who has a limited entertainment budget, but shit ended up getting depressing when he grabbed a woman who ignored him by the tits, only for her to run off screaming and for him to hit panic mode….running through saying she deserved it to going off about how the cops are going to get him…to breaking down crying at which point I decided to come back here cuz the internet is a safer, happier place than real life, even if it’s depressing and miserable….espcially when I can’t convince 2400 people to add me to FACEBOOK, I need it for my internet self esteem…

I repeat:

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Here are my stepLINKS

Jessica Simpson Knows How to Get me FUCKING Hard….after I finish Throwing Up
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Ashton and Demi have an Open Marriage….Filled with 3-Somes Cuz Demi is Old
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Get On This
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The 10 Hottest Chicago Women
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Because Web Whore Are a Dime a Dozen and I Know even Your Broke Ass Can Afford That
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Hottest Cheerleaders of NFL Week 3
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Jenna Bentley And Her Big Tits Go, Bouncy Bouncy
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Mike Tyson Remakes Bobby Brown
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AnnaLynne McCord Short Shorts
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Pulling Down Tops on VIDEO
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Lara Stone No Panty Upskirt
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Reese Witherspoon Just Because
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Super Glue Eye Drops, Whoops – VIDEO
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Monica Belucci is Looking as Slutty As Ever
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And Now, The Most Perfect Tits and Ass GIF EVER
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Google’s Street View Captures Dead Bodies in Brazil
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Draya Michelle is Back and Hotter Than Ever
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Gabrielle Union Sexy Behind the Scenes Photoshoot
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Gotta Love When 3 Girlfriends Get It On
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Berlincanka Daniela is One Hot Piece of Slovenian Ass
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Here’s the Trailer for That New Movie Where Christina Aguilera is a Giant Dancing Slut
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Donna And Her Friends Get Down With the Fucking Machines – VIDEO
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Marisa Miller New Captain Morgan Trailer
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The Top 5 Quotes From Last Night’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta Season Premiere (Worth Reading!!!)
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If Anyone Could Make Me Want to Move to Germany, It’s This Chick
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Milla Jovovich isHotter Than Ever
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Ashley Has Got One Hot Body
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Oksana Grigorieva is Bat Shit Crazy, But I’d Still Bone Her
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Mandy Dee is All Sorts of Sexy
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Elizabeth Hurley’s Got The Classiest Cleavage
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Olivia Munn in FHM Australia
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Miranda Kerr’s Early And Non-Pregnant Christmas Gift
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Striptease of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

18

Oct

Tila Tequila Talks About Her Sex Tape of the Day

The highlight of this video is how full of shit Tila Tequila is….clearly she’s medicated and I am pretty sure she’s talking to one of her personalities in this video, because I highly doubt there’s a boyfriend extorting her and I am pretty sure she is the one doing everything she can to try to get herself famous by releasing a sex tape…

She’s slurring her words, she’s a mess, showing off her fake tits, and this is almost as sad as when she posted a stripshow and only 50,000 people watched the shit…

I know teen girls who get more views than that for posting videos of themselves brushing their teeth….

Only 20,000 people bothered watching this bullshit….it was posted 2 days ago….so I figure I should help her as she continues to fall apart into the fucking disaster she is…

Posted in:Tila Tequila

2010

18

Oct

One of the Shannon Twins Pantyless Upskirt of the Day

I don’t know if this Shannon Twin is wearing a pair skin-toned colored panties like a granny or not, but considering her career is strictly based on showing her pussy and getting naked…it’s safe to say she isn’t…

I guess this twin is making an appearance with her twat because her sister, in the event you haven’t heard, has just released Karissa Shannon Superstar where she gets fucked by some black opportunistic dude…who figures he can use her little celebrity to boost his non-existant celebrity by telling her she’ll be the next Kim Kardashian….

And the whole thing is a perfect balance of white fucking trash…

The Karissa Shannon Sex Tape Dropped Yesterday – And This Preview Clip Started a Fucking Race War….
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To See The Rest of the Pictures of this Shannon Twin Upskirt – Follow This Link
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