2010
18
Oct
I don’t know if it was the Mexican music strumming at my heart…bringing back memories of my priest at the orphanage who used to throw bricks at my head…or my mother fucking white American men who were passing through…while I was in the same room….or if Jessica Alba actually is hot in this British GQ photoshoot video…but I am posting it anyway…
Posted in:Jessica Alba
2010
18
Oct
Looks like some pervert got his hands on his Mom’s Victoria’s Secret catalog cuz mom’s are the only ppl still getting this shit by mail, which probably wasn’t that hard since he still lives with her, and scanned the shit like this was the late 90s….I guess it’s a nice fuck you to the advances in technology, but I’m pretty sure it’s not meant to be, but is instead one of those things the pervert hasn’t been able to let go of…..
So here’s Miranda Kerr in lingerie….
Here’s Adriana Lima….post pregnancy…covering up the mom stomach while showing off the mom tits to distract us from the whole mom thing…
Between you and me, I find all these pictures boring and repetitive…we’ve seen it all before Victoria’s Secret….step up your game and push some limits…I’m done with this Sears Catalog grade jerk off material….and need pussy lip to really follow through on what you set out to do in the 80s when you started….
Posted in:Miranda Kerr
2010
18
Oct
Here is another girl willing to get topless for promises of fame, fortune and the goodlife…or at least for a promise of getting paid…pretty much the same motivation a stripper has for stripper, I mean if she’s not one of those drug addict strippers just looking for the next fix, or the hooker strippers looking for a new client for afterhours, or a baby momma stripper with 5 kids at home and no dad to help pay for their school supllies, or one of those down on her luck students who got into credit card debt and doesn’t want her parents to think she’s irresponsible and kinda like the whole exhibitionist thing cuz it makes her feel wanted….
Rasa Zukauskaite is showing her tits for Metal Magazine….and although she looks like a bad Madonna in the 80s, or a dirty lesbian…who may or may not have a cock, she’s still showing tit and that’s good enough for me!
And remember everyone, Fashion is semi-pornographic…they just pretend they are all gay and boring….
Posted in:Rasa Zukauskaite
2010
18
Oct
I forgot that I am supposed to post my stepLINKS…..it happens when I resort to hard drinking to forget the Serena Williams bikini pictures…
I’m just talking shit…that Serena Williams bikini shit hardly offends me…I spend my life with something I wish could fit into Serena Williams’ bathing suit…something far worse looking…and far scarier a pussy…I just pretend I’m affected because part of me wishes I was…and that part of me is my penis….
The closest thing I had to an adventure today was hanging with a homeless bitch who shaved her head to look like she had cancer in efforts to make more money…when really all she had to do was wear a mini skirt with no panties…
Ok, enough about me…tell me about you….
But before you do….let’s be friends on FACEBOOK …..
I’ve been writing Mark Zuckerberg’s sister obsessive love letters all week and she hasn’t sent pussy pics….maybe because she hasn’t answered
In Case You Missed It – The Karissa Shannon Sex Tape Dropped Today – And it Started a Fucking Race War….You idiots should be proud of your white trash selves….
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The Only Thing Anybody Needs To Know About christina Hendricks is That Her Tits Are Massive
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Okay I Don’t Want to Get Ahead of Myself, But Sober Amy Winehouse is Almost Gving Me as Hard of a Boner as Drugged out and Dying Winehouse…
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Awesome fucking t-shirt of the day cowboy….
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Because the Last Pussy You Saw Was Your Moms, When You Came Out of It
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Top Ten Sexiest Women Tennis Players of All Time
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Jessica-Jane ClementÃs Breasts Are Nuts
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Tied Up to The Bed and Machine Fucked – VIDEO
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Amanda Michalka Victoria Secret Panties Upskirt
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Man, I Know She’s Older Etc But I Would Totally Bang Julianne Moore
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Christina Milian Showing Some Impressive Cleavage
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A Bunch of Shots of Heidi Klum Naked? SURE!
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A Girl Next Door Type of What We All Dream Of
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Alessandra Ambrosio ñ VictoriaÃs Secret 2010 shoot
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Lookin Good Sweetheart!
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We Call This Gallery FAT FOOD
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Check Out the Rack on Emmaly
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Afternooon Ass Shots Anyways?
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Katrina Has One Tight Body
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Remember the Meg White Sex Tape That Everyone Was Unsure As To Whether It Was Real Or Not? Well Guess What It Was
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I Forgot How Hot Keira Knightley
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David Letterman Rips on Lady Gaga – VIDEO
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Seriously, What Kind of a Crazy World We Will Be Living In of Chealsea Handler and 50 Cent Are Fucking?!
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All Girls Fantasy – VIDEO
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A Bunch of Sluts at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party
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Yeah I’d Bang Alexa Chung
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kate Moss, Just Because She’s Kate Moss
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Girls Fight in Their Bras! Yes! – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Chrissy, Adele or Ryan?
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Heather Summers Bends Over
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7 Types of Annoying Female Behavior Explained
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DonÃt Pet Sniffer Dogs When Carrying Marijuana – VIDEO
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Let’s Finish Things Off With Jessikah
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2010
18
Oct
THere is nothing cute about Serena Williams doin’ this little girl stance…you know a stance you’d giggle to yourself if you saw your cute girlfriend doing it…but for some reason…when this bitch gets down…I get fucking scared because she’s a monster…seriously, if this strategy of being a tennis star that can eat all the competitors, making shit pretty much not even a competition, she can go off and start a career in horror movies, put a mask on this body and it’s on….
Seriously, she’s standing next to a normal sized borderline chubby girl and makes her look dainty….
What amazes me above all is that dudes actually fuck her…I know that dudes will fuck anything, but why her? Is it the money? Do they actually like this shit? Are they even into chicks..or are they closet cases scared to fuck actual men…..It’s a whole lot of questions for me to handle, but not nearly as much as her bikini’s got to handle…But at least shes’ wearing white bikibi bottoms…my favorite…..
This is a ridiculous fucking ass….
I am confused….and scared
Hold me….
Posted in:Serena Williams
2010
18
Oct
I thought this shit was for tacky bitches at clubs…but apparently, in New Zealand, weird Drama club graduates who went on to have careers working at the local coffee shop, when not doing community theatre they don’t get paid for, you know living the loser dream…are into it too….
I have no idea what the fuck this fucked up shit is….but it made me laugh…abd there are some titties in it…and we all like titties..so I am posting it…
Posted in:Body Paint
2010
18
Oct
Halle Berry is bringing back memories of her catwoman disaster that wasn’t a disaster as far as I’m concerned because she was in tight clothes the whole movie, back in a time when I thought she was hot, and more than just a white bitch disguised as a black person in order to get an Oscar, cuz white people like accessible ethnicities…and not actual full on racial experiences…and I guess Halle Berry agrees with them, since she only dates white dudes, since she’s fucking white…Remember that people…I am tired of this suburban, raised by a white lady, playing the blackness card, cuz momma got knocked up by a brother who neglected to step up as a parent, cuz that’s how real men raise kids…
Either way, nice leather pants and fuck me boots you slutty mom…
Posted in:Halle Berry
2010
18
Oct
Nothing says wild and aventurous like Animal print….except maybe for Hawaiian print….Guys love this 17 year old shit…so I’ll just let you assume she’s a hooker in her hooker gear…trying to get you to pay her for sex…cuz everyone knows that’s what girls in leopard print are really trying to market themselves as…sure they can pretend it’s in style, or just something they like, but we know the slutty, naughty dirty truth…at least while we masturbate looking at them…calling them a “bad girl” under our breath…when really she’s just 17 and fucking with your head on purpose…don’t be fooled by her youth…she knows what she’s doing and she’s about as innocent as OJ Simpson…if you know what I mean…Miley is a fucking scam….a scam you perverts love falling for…
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2010
18
Oct
Cassie released naked pictures of herself when she and her boyfriend Diddy were releasing her album. It was a way to make her a household name, cuz prior to those pictures she was pretty much a fucking nobody and apparently she still is…naked pictures are some weak marketing, cuz they come and go and as much as we like seeing them when they cum….they are easy to forget thanks to the millions of other nude pictures available to us…
I just happen to like bikini pictures, especially when the ethnic bitch in the pics is throwing up her arms like she’s getting arrested….which is a nice tribute to her Mexican/African/ Filipino roots..even though she was privileged and went to prep schools and other fancy white person things…making her gutter hip hop act a lie…worth listening to cuz her body is alright, despite all the big black cock and Diddy’s Mini she’s taken…she’s got stupid dated hipster hair but still decent enough to stare at on the beach…which isn’t saying much for me…since the last time I was on the beach, I got hard looking at two seagulls it whate seemed to be heavy petting…but then again…I’m weird…
Posted in:Cassie
2010
18
Oct
I know Salma Hayek is not the same Salma Hayek she once was, but as a Mexican I see it as my job to promote all good things Mexican and no matter how old her tits are, they are pretty much the best export other than Mexican food to eat and Ugly Betty to laugh at…
It’s one of those, whether she’s old or not, it doesn’t matter, cuz Mexican women aren’t meant to look this way, they are meant to be short, dumpy by 22 and moms to multiple kids fed by their hard work making hotel beds and their dad’s spend the day in siesta…but maybe I’m just throwing out stereotypes you white people want to hear….maybe the truth is all pussy in Mexica is Salma Hayek caliber, but I wouldn’t know, I haven’t been there since I was 5.
Here is her great mom cleavage…worth fucking a pinata over…I’ll tell you that much…slutty and conservative all at the sametime..this is like business casual…but better…and just as confusing…
Posted in:Salma Hayek
