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2010

08

Sep

Lacey Schwimmer is Annoying for DWTS of the Day

Lacy Schwimmer is one of the dancers on Dancing with the Stars, but it looks like she’s more interested in being one of the failed celebrities she is paid to dance with, I can just tell in her eyes, and in her tacky, trashy, stripper from the suburbs shirt, that she’s screaming to be offered the chance to get naked in Playboy, or on all fours getting fucked by a black man in a sex tape like she was Kim Kardashian, because let’s face it, growing up as a champion Ballroom dancer, she wasn’t really getting much attention from pretty much anyone, ballroom dancing is some serious geek shit, that even her dad, the loser on Friends couldn’t respect or see a future in….

She’s 22, she’s a prime candidate for her 5 minutes of fame to blow-up horribly into an entertaining and slutty demise and I know that I’m ready for it.

Update – She looks too fat to be a dancer…but apparently….she’s still a dance…

Posted in:Lacey Schwimmer

2010

08

Sep

Katy Perry Embarrasses Herself Internationally on X-Factor Italy of the Day

This is a video of Katy Perry proving that she can be equally untalented, uninteresting, and capable of awkward and embarrassing performances on an international level….This high school talent show quality show took place in Italy…I wonder where the next stop for the promo tour of shit is going to be….and that I mean where the fuck are the topless titty fucking pics we’ve all been waiting for? Her tits are all she is good for and they aren’t even good enough for the attention and money she’s getting…the world is filled with good tits….on better bodies…

I hate this trash.


Here are some pictures of her after this life changing performance of shit….
GO

Posted in:Katy Perry

2010

08

Sep

Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her Fatness of the Day

Like all fat chicks, she just keeps growing and growing…If there is one thing I hate about fat people, it’s not their eating or their sleep apnea that keeps me up all night cuz the bitch is a fucking louder and gives off more heat than a broken furnace, it’s when they accept being fat, embrace being fat and parade their fat asses around like a cow at the county fair, hoping that other people will follow the fucking lead and give them the respect they feel they deserve because they have no self control and eat their loneliness away every night.

It looks like there is no stop to this fat shit, and one day they’ll have to crane this pig to the hospital for gastic bypass and the whole thing is pretty sad, cuz when she was disciplined before being tired of all the work that went into being disciplined, she was pretty fucking spectacular…sure we all knew her body and tits had the capacity to become this…we just never thought the Hollywood pressure would allow her to be…

It’s all very depressing, but not as depressing as it is for her mattress….

She’s still a decent target for gold diggers and I really don’t know why no one has knocked her up yet, cuz fat or not, she’s a meal ticket who loves as many meals as she can fit into her busy day of eating…

I’m just happy she’s not pullin a Kim Kardashian fat chick style tip and wearing spandex….cuz that the kind of shit hell is made of.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2010

08

Sep

Rachel Bilson Single and Shopping of the Day

I uploaded these pictures thinking they were a lot more exciting. I’m not really sure why, because Rachel Bilson has been consistently boring as fuck since she left the OC. I used to just blame the kid from Star Wars for kidnapping her and brainwashing her in his Canadian barn he made her live in, but now she’s got nothing to blame but herself for fucking sucking and not fucking sucking the way we like….

I guess it’s one of those situations where you lock a bitch in the basement for the first 15 years of her life, before getting caught when the telephone company sticks their noses where they don’t belong, only to get you arrested, and getting her released to the public where she is never quite right and always quite weird…..

But this is Hollywood….and we don’t have patience for these cunts who could have been flashing pussy with the best of them 5 years ago…not flashing pussy now that they are allowed….she needs to really figure out her priorities and step the fuck up and live out a youth of sluttiness that was stolen from her…cuz all these recent pics of her make me and everyone else fucking sleepy….

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2010

08

Sep

World’s Shortest Man Dancing Video to Lift Your Spirits of the Day

I don’t know if this is old or new, but assume it is new, because the dude is holding the 2011 Wold Record for being the shortest man, which I guess means it’s from the future, but I do know that the world’s shortest man doesn’t look like he is human, he looks more monkey than anything, but he sure as hell knows how to get down…

Seriously, I need his dance looped and in every music video the comes out from now til the end of time….it is just that fucking amazing….It’s not only a good way to break up the boring work day….it’s a good way to change your fucking life.

WATCH IT.

Posted in:World's Shortest Man

2010

08

Sep

Holly Madison’s Twitter Tits of the Day

I don’t think you should get excited or even notice when a useless Playboy whore is showing off her stupid fake tits in a bikini. It’s like bitch is known for being naked, before distracting us from that by getting her own TV show….but the core of her is the fact that she gets naked for money…and the core of Playboy is booking this stripper looking girls with fake tits…like it was the fucking 1990s…when we’ve all moved on from that fantasy…

I am mad at myself for posting this obvious attempt to get twitter followers…even though when bitch is a fucking slut who gets naked for money and she’s not getting naked for her fans when it’s her job…she’s failed….

These should be pictures of her giving a pussy puppet show like the whore she is….and I’m not just saying that cuz I think all girls are whores….she’s pretty much proven it by everything about her career….but I got nothing better to put pictures of so here it is…

Posted in:Holly Madison

2010

08

Sep

Miley Cyrus and Ashley Greene in See Through Shirts of the Day

The biggest news in teenage wet dreams is that Miley Cyrus and Ashley Greene are filming a movie together. Ashley Green is attaching herself to anything that has seen success, and riding it’s coattails as hard as she can, and Miley is just being her slutty self….giving Ashley Greene something to follow, since she’s doing whatever it takes to stay relevant…

So yesterday, these idiots faked a kiss for attention….. and in keeping up their attention whore strategy to get noticed and talked about, because they want the world to think their average at best pussies are the hottest pussies around, they figured they’d milk the shit today by wearing see through shirts and leather pants…

I think Miley is the push Ashley Greene needed to sex it up, because prior to this movie role, she was boring as fuck, even though she was getting huge attention. Not that I care.

Sure they are just messing with us…but there’s always hope that things will go too far and a sex tape will be released. I know younger girls and 80 percent of them have masturbated with their female friends before turning 18…

Enjoy their scam.

Update – Yes, Miley is wearing lesbian mom pants from the 90s…..

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Miley Cyrus

2010

08

Sep

Anna de Rijk Topless for Intermission of the Day

This is some 22 year old Dutch model who won some modeling contest on a Dutch TV station and went onto sign with some major modeling agencies. She’s five foot nice and has done a bunch of work and all I really see is immigrant young girl tits being shown cuz she’s European and it isn’t a big deal to be topless, as it shouldn’t be a big deal to be topless here, but those fucking Christian fundamentalists always get in the fucking way of giving me daily jerk off material for just leaving my house…now I need to develop weirder fetishes, like girls riding bikes, girls selecting fruit at the market and women picking up dog shit in the park. It’s all your fault I’m weird….

As you know, I am a fan of skinny, young models, getting paid to get naked. They are my new strippers, cuz actual strippers irritate me. So here is Anna de Rijk tits for fashion, but more importantly, for me.

Posted in:Anna de Rijk

2010

08

Sep

Rachel Weisz Shitty Topless in Some Magazine of the Day

I know Rachel Weisz is an actor, I am not really sure what she is. I can’t even tell if she’s really worth fucking, I mean for more reasons than just having a pussy.

I just came across these shitty topless, bareback, but not the good kind of bareback pictures, and I figured why not post them for the three idiots who are wondering what ever happened to the prostitute in “Bent” (huh?), or Evy in “The Mummmy”, or Wanda from “Fred Claus”…..alright enough of her IMDB….here are the boring pictures from Vs. Magazine…

I have no idea why I just posted this….isn’t Lindsay Lohan showing off her amazing tits somewhere? I should get on that…

Here she shopping in tight pants….I still don’t think she’s worth your time…

Posted in:Rachel Weisz

2010

08

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

I just watched Jerry Lee Lewis on The View because Whoopi Goldberg is porn to me. It was nice to see a man who sacrificed his career to marry a 13 year old cousin performing after all these years of living what would have been a criminal life, in therapy talking about why he likes fucking girls who haven’t hit puberty yet, but it wasn’t criminal at the time….

Either way, he rocked the fuck out, despite struggling to put two sentences together, reminding me that there are real talents in the world, you know people who just have it. I am not one of those people. I don’t have any notable skills. Maybe that’s why I drink…

So I’m just gonna post the stepNEWS for now….while I go find myself.

PA Teacher Accused of Propositioning Female Students for Sex

A female teacher was caught texting students for sex in western Pennsylvania

Illegal Abortion Clinic in Maryland Shut Down

Memphis Man Busted for Indecent Exposure at Park

NC Restaurant Bans Crying Kids

Olde Salty’s, a restaurant in North Carolina, will not tolerate crying, screaming, or whining kids.

MGM Lion Attack in Las Vegas

Graphic video of a lion attacking it’s trainer at the MGM’s Vegas Wildlife Habitat. This is hardly an attack…I wanted to see some BONES…

Posted in:stepNEWS