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2010

07

Sep

Heather Locklear’s Old Lady Tits of the Day

I am pretty sure most people over 30 have jerked off to Heather Locklear at least once. At one point, she was pretty prime Hollywood pussy, and it looks like she’s still good enough, which is surprising, because usually when women age, they look like melting pieces of shit on the hot pavement during a heatwave, but for some reason, Locklear, despite wearing her pajamas in public, has it together, and I guess that reason is plastic surgery….or the industrial, clinical grade make-up I’ve seen them use on burn victims so that they look normal again, either way, never judge a book by it’s cover, and her aging gracefully face and body, doesn’t prove her mom pussy is intact, but to celebrate the rare event I call “hot moms showing off hot tit enough for me to forget they are moms and just focus on thinking about cumming all over them” as well as to celebrate memories of getting down to Heather Locklear in the 90s, I figure these pictures are relevant enough to start the week officially, even though I posted all day yesterday like an idiot with nothing better to do, because I am an idiot with nothing better to do….

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2010

06

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s labor day. I wasn’t going to post today, cuz I figured you’re not supposed to work today, but remembered that the half assed shit I smear on this site daily doesn’t constitute as work….so I guess that means that posting the stepLINKS isn’t work either…and apparently either is stripping, escorting, or selling drugs, since all those places are open today also….

I hope your long weekend has been decadent and luxurious, actually I don’t care, unless it involves pictures of nude or half nude drunk slutty girls, in which case I care a lot….SEND EM IN….

Here are the stepLINKS

Cowboy is the New Vampire. Get into This….
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Kendra Wilkinson: “Laurence Fishburne Needs to Support His Daughter Doing Porn”
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Wyclef Jean Calls Out Sean Penn For Calling Out Wyclef Jean
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Spend Labor Day Doing Something Worthwhile
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Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pictures For Labor Day
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She Desrved a Spanking – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Cheerleaders of the 2010 NFL Season
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Frankie From the Saturdays Had Another Upskirt
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Some Nicole Richie, Just Cause It’s Been Awhile
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You’ll Wanna Get in Bed With Suzi
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Donna Looks Hot in Cutoffs
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Group of Lesbians of the Day
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Katja Shchekina is a Russian Doll
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Best Surfing Video in Ages
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Best 911 Call EVER – VIDEO
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Now THIS is What I Call a Body
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Juci Jen: Another “Tell All” Slutty Whore
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Michelle, Cameron and Lily are on Video
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Yeah Whatever, I’d Bang Eva Longwhoria
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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The WORST Music Video You Will Ever See EVER – VIDEO
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Hitomi Tanaka’s Tits Are Fucking Insane – VIDEO
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I’m Developing a Thing For Emma Stone
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Jessica Alba is See Through
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Kat Goes Solo on Video
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Tiffany Mulheron is One Hot Blonde
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And More Miley Cyrus Jailbait
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Lisa Chandler Will Make You Think
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Fat Slut Drives Around With Her Tits Out – VIDEO
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Ashley Greene is Leggy in Paris
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The 20 Funniest Flasher Photos Of All Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sara Varone is Your Naked Calendar Girl
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Hobo With a Shotgun Looks Like the Best Movie Ever
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Some Girls Just Weren’t Born To Strip – VIDEO
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Now THIS is an X-Factor Audition Tape – VIDEO
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Condom Ad of the Day – VIDEO
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Katy Perry in Latex Anyone?
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Kelly Madison and Sara Stone Shake Their Titties
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Gotta Love a Whore in Latex
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2010

06

Sep

Kelly Osbourne Unfortunate See Through of the Day

I hate fat girls gone skinny when they are ugly. Cuz fat girls gone skinny when they are hot makes for a very liberal and excited to not be fat girl willing to get naked, suck every last drop of male attention she can find, to celebrate all the years she was hiding in her fat costume….but ugly fat girls gone skinny, don’t realize that fat or not they are still fucking ugly, and even though they have the same wants to get half naked and jerked off to, since they never had it before, they gotta take into account that they don’t really have what it takes…even though I am usually a firm believer than all it really takes is pussy…

See, I don’t care how skinny a bitch get, that doesn’t give her a right to wear see through shirts, in efforts to trick us into looking at her, cuz like all dudes, we have no choice but to stare at pussy of all varieties…I get that back when she was relevant and on TV all the starlets were getting noticed for being half naked, and she was too busy eating donuts and developing a drug addiction to replace her eating addiction, and I guess now is officially payback time….

All this to say…this is a pretty fucking unfortunate outfit….and that Kelly Osbourne is only hot when locked in one of her dad’s coffins.

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2010

06

Sep

Miley Cyrus’ Bloated Face Partying in Paris of the Day

You can drink at the age of 12 in Paris and that’s not even exclusive to people who are famous. Everyone drinks because they realize that drinking is not only fun, but it helps annoying kids chill the fuck out and fall the fuck asleep, so they aren’t up all night getting in the way of you having sex, or whatever the fuck it is that people in Paris do.

Only in America does a married person, with a criminal record, on his way to go vote in his car, while smoking cigarettes and paying taxes, get rejected at the store for trying to buy a case of beer…..It’s like you can do everything, but you can’t do that…but I guess the good news is that there is always Mexico, Canada and presctiption pills.

So seeing Miley getting down in a see through top at a club, isn’t a big deal to me, cuz as long as you have a vagina and enough make-up on, you’re allowed into clubs here….but I know it’s a big deal to you conservative idiots, and that’s why I am posting these…

Fame is gonna eat her up like she was Lohan, and I’m pretty excited for it.

Here she is doing Paris right in various states of showing off her underwear….

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2010

06

Sep

Keira Knightley Straddles a Motor Bike of Chanel of the Day

UNFORTUNALTELY, GIRLS RIDING BIKES NEVER LOOK QUITE LIKE THIS. SURE IT HAPPENS AND A PUSSY ON A BIKE IS GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK, BUT FOR THE MOST PART, THE KIND OF WOMEN ON BIKES, USUALLY HAVE COCK…AND NOT IN THEIR MOUTH, OR IN THEIR PUSSIES WHERE YOU WANT THEM TO BE…BUT IN THEIR UNDERWEAR, IF THEY ARE WEARING UNDERWEAR…CUZ THAT’S WHAT MALE HORMONE TREATMENT A THE MASSAGE OF AN ENGINE DOES TO CLITS….

I accidentally wrote this in caps, cuz I left “caps lock” on from my last post, I am not about to retype it, cuz I know that no one is reading this, not cuz it is labor day and not even cuz there’s a girl straddling machinery…but cuz I suck at life…

Remember this isn’t to say Keira Knightley is hot, it’s to say we need more skinny bitches straddling machinery in our lives…and not stripper trash with fake tits and cheesy fake Ed Hardy riding double with their jacked up boyfriends with tribal tattoos on their biceps…but normal decent pussy, cuz there’s something erotic about this fully clothed girl and I haven’t figured it out..I just know I like it.

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2010

06

Sep

Audrina in Tights for Dancing with the Stars of the Day

I didn’t realize that Audrina was on Dancing with the Stars, but I guess it makes sense that she’s been thrown into “Has-Been” status, before she even really started, because the caliber show she was on, just wasn’t high enough to warrant other shows or movie roles, unless it involved accepting your fate as a fucking loser, getting half naked, and dancing around a stage humiliating yourself amongst other fucking losers, competing for a title that really means nothing, all because you’re addicted to having the cameras on you….

But as a hypocrite, I gotta admit, any excuse to get any girls, famous or not, moving around in tight clothes or half naked, is good TV, even if it is just a strategy to get more viewers, or to get husbands to watch with their wives, not that I’d ever lower myself to watch the shit, but I have no problem accepting the fact that you do, or posting pics of the shit, even if the shit happens to be a cunt who represents everything I fucking hate in the world…

I just think it’s nice that she’s accepted the end of her career….so early on in it…since she never quite had a career, but did have more of a lottery ticket fluke that set her up for life…

To Balance things out – Here’s Bristol Palin, another winner in life offered the opportunity to be on Dancing with the Stars, showing off her cellulite ridden legs….AWESOME…

Posted in:Audrina Patridge

2010

06

Sep

Ashley Greene is Boring as Shit of the Day

This is just a reminder that without Twilight, the biggest piece of shit movie to make stupid money cuz it is overrated as fuck, Ashley Greene is average at best. I guess when you put any girl up against Kristen Stewart, she’s gonna shine, but there’s really no reason why anyone should be giving her any attention, cuz she’s just not as hot as they make you think she is…

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2010

06

Sep

Jersey Shore’s Newest Monster in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if MTV is trying to turn their network into a Horror network, or if MTV hired a fat female programming director who overseas everything, to make sure they don’t pollute the youth with images of fit, hot, tight bodied women, because it raises the bar too high for everyday women, you know to live that healthy life…or maybe they just saw so much success with Snooki that they decided to cast her body double for her stunt scenes, or maybe all Italian American women are built this disgusting, thick necked, retarded face, sloppy bodied with shitty flea market tattoos, but I do know whatever the fuck this is, it is a weird fucking shape….and this has to be some kind of joke….you know…to see how far they can push it before people stop watching it…the whole thing is both scary and disgusting. Make it stop.

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2010

06

Sep

Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini for Labor Day of the Day

I always find it hard to believe that Kate Beckinsale is pretty much a 40 years old mom, only because I love her body…and not because I am a fan of hers, since her only fans are weird, socially awkward nerds who have every edition of Underworld still wrapped and on their shelf with the other DVDs they collect and don’t open, since buying shit and not using it makes sense to their virgin loser way, along with having Star Wars toys lying around your house, despite the fact that you are a grown man, only to tell anyone who comes by that you have no interest in EVER tasting pussy.

Beckinsale, mom pussy or not…accomplished actress or not…useful or not…old lady or not….is pretty fucking spectacular.

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2010

06

Sep

Jessica Alba Gagged in Some Movie of the Day

I heard Alba and Lohan both have nude scenes in Machete, which makes sense, because why else would you bring two relatively recently desired pussy back from the grave, dust them off, maybe spray a little perfume on them after soaking them in a warm tub to loosen up a bit, before totally raping them, for every eyeball that wants to see Lohan and Alba naked for old times sake, it’s relatively obvious marketing, but still genius that it got pulled off.

I also walked into a small town sex shop this weekend, it happened to smell like really dirty pussy, there was no one working, but there was noise coming from the basement door that was left open, the shelves were filled with bondage gear, from harnesses to whips to gags to restraints and I like to think I was playing a pivotal role in the man who owns and works the shops fantasies…you know the store owner who inserts foreign objects inside bitches, while someone is upstairs browsing in their store…..

Either way, bondage is big, throat fucking porn bigger….Alba gagged not so interesting, but what the fuck, anything that involves her being taken down a notch and demeaned, is porn to me.

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