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2010

30

Aug

Tabitha Taylor’s Fat Fake Tits of the Day

Who the fuck is Tabitha Taylor and what the fuck did she do to her tits….I am really not understanding what is going on here, but I do know that after doing extensive research on the bitch, I have discovered that she has done absolutely nothing in her career in entertainment, meaning she’s only getting pictures taken of her for having big fake tits, more reason to inspire girls to drop out of school, get a part time job, and buy themselves some titties for their 18th birthday, cuz shit will make you money, a far better investment than investing in the stockmarket….

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2010

30

Aug

Kelly Brook Nude Underwater Dance in Pirhanna 3D of the Day

I almost saw this movies this weekend. Not because I am into shitty movies, but because my friend is into naked pussy in shitty movies. I am just glad I didn’t.

I know, Kelly Brook is a seasoned topless model, who we shouldn’t get excited about seeing topless, especially not now that she’s got a new publicist, who somehow managed to make the world care about something she’s been doing a decade….

While Riley Steele, the girl she is dancing underwater like a faggot with, is a seasoned young pornstar, who actually gets fucked by black dudes on camera, all because she went to the AVN awards, met Jesse Jane, decided to follow her lead and got recruited to her company, only to take her hot little body, alter it with shitty fake tits, and slowly morph into her den mother, who I guess is one of the biggest pornstars, so in her perspective it can’t be a bad thing, even if shit looks fake as fuck…

I guess I am posting this, partially because Riley Steele is a big fan of mine, but also because it is the first time these low level celebrities, who are both worth fucking in their own right, but who just aren’t that high profile, are in actual movie theaters on the screen naked, instead of the back row naked, cuz that’s what whores do…and not only are they in the shitty fucking movie, but they are also in 3D….and the whole thing is just far too exciting for me to grasp….

This underwater interpretive nude dancing is fucking hysterical……serious fucking joke….you gotta watch this…

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2010

30

Aug

Raquel Zimmerman Goes Topless for Vogue Spain of the Day

Europe is better than us. Or maybe it is just European Fashion and Enterainment, because I’ve never been to Europe and all the Europeans I know are kinda “limp in the wrist” if you know what I mean, but I do know that on TV and in the Magazines, these motherfuckers get naked, or pay American girls lots of money to get naked, cuz they know that it’s not a fashion magazine, unless you see some nipple and/or pubic hair, where as the USA flags you as being porn, thanks to all their idiot Christian run industry, where behind closed doors, motherfucker is getting fisted by his clergy.

Last week I posted pictures of Karolina Kurkova topless in Vogue Spain , today is Raquel Zimmermann, a Brazilian model, showing what could be the remnants of a Brazilian wax….making Vogue Spain officially a better mag to jerk off to than Playboy.

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2010

27

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Don’t make jokes about how you are going home to teach your 10 year old daughter sex ed with your dick when you are in public places….especially when you don’t even have a 10 year old daughter….unless of course you want lengthy conversations with police who followed you the fuck home from those public places….to spend an hour trying to figure out if you are a sick fuck, or if you just pretend to be when the bitch at the coffee shop is taking too fucking long to bring you her coffee and you are just trying to let her know the reason why….

I guess what it comes down to is that my sense of humor is not everybody’s sense of humor…

I probably should have told you a better life lesson, but I can’t think straight….so here are my stepLINKS, while I got drink with young horny girls to remind me of all the things I can’t have….

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Karissa Shannon and Heidi Montag Better Get Their Story Straight About This Sex Tape Thing
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Mary Louise Parker is Wearing Next to Nothing and I Like It
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Vida Guerra’s Ridiculous Ass in Some New Pics
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They Don’t Call Strippers Peerlers For Nothing
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Rachel Bilson’s Tight Body Will Never Make Me Bored
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Her Vibrator Makes Her Freaky – VIDEO
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The 100 Hottest Athlete Babes Of All Time
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Britney Spears Hard Nipples
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Miley Cyrus is Single, Straddles Co-Star
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GARY BUSEY IS A HERO
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Jazmine Knows How to Work It
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Kate’s Playground Will Make You Have Some Fun
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And Here’s All the New Sluts From America’s Next Top Model – Full Gallery
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Frankie Sanford From the Saturdays is Flashing Her Nipples
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A Ton of Amateurs Lezzies Getting It On
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Vida Guerra Always Makes My Day Better
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Kelly Brook Topless In Playboy
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Lesbians Get Down and Dirty – Gallery
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And Now, The Best Stage Dive EVER
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Megan Good is One Hot Giants Fan
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70 Pictures Designed To Get Your Right Or Left Hand In Motion
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HOLY FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO JESSICA SIMPSON
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Geri Halliwells is Copping a Feel Of Her OWn Tits
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Zoe Britton Gets Naked on the Couch
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Playboys Trophy Girls at the Gas Pump – VIDEO
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Lohan is Leggy While Out and ABout in Santa Monica
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Alley Will Help You End Friday Right
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Friday Afternoon Pic Dump
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Hilary Duff And Her Cleavage
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The 50 Hottest CFL Cheerleader Photos
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Who’s Dumber: Cops or Crooks? You Decide!
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Okay I Don’t Want to Sound Racist or Anything But Seriously Sometimes Black Chicks Do Fucked Up Shit With Their Hair – VIDEO
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Fictional Politician Campaign Posters That Will Make You LOL
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Gallery of Tasty Amateurs
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Rhianna is Looking Hot While Out on the Town
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Caprice is the Type of Slut I Wanna Be All Over
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Let’s Celebrate Sara Stones Birthday By Looking At Naked Photos of Her
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

27

Aug

Lindsay Lohan is Back and Braless of the Day

Lohan’s full beautiful tits look like they are sad…I guess jail and rehab will do that to your soul. Her nipples are doing what happens to every full beautiful tit as it ages, has babies, or gets too fat for its own good…and that’s nipples aimin’ the ground.

I guess on a less important level, she’s still got her PR people pushing her on all of us, and at least they are going with the sheer top while all eyes are on her and she knows it…but like any useless celebrity, washed up and damaged, she’ll eventually disappear…at which point in time…the Ronson/Lohan sex tape will be released, because both those cunts will want to feel what they once felt, when everyone gave a fuck about them….

I shouldn’t be complaining, cuz nipples are nipples, and Lohan nipples although not better than other nipples, are still nipples I have fond memories of, thanks to that late night spent in her hotel room.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2010

27

Aug

Katy Perry on the Today Show of the Day

I haven’t figured out how Katy Perry pulled off this scam. Her horrible sounding voice. Her shitty lyrics. Her awkward performances that even ellaborate sets, costumes, and dancers to distract the public from her horrible face and body (cankles)….but I think it’s gotta do with her tits….and sucking off the right cock…cuz there is nothing deserving of all she’s got from this high school talent show caliber garbage….

I hate this cunt and can’t wait to get sued for postin the titty fucking pics I know are out there, cuz like all good Christians, she’s nothing but a dirty little whore….

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2010

27

Aug

Hilary Duff in a Tight Shirt of the Day

Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff’s little muscular tits in a bra and tight shirt for those of you who have been keeping track of her slow transition into having a back masculine enough for her husband to stare at while he fucks from behind visualizing his teammates, I mean when he’s not fucking her in the locker room with his teammates, cuz you can’t have a homosexual locker tendencies and not be willing to pass your wife around like initiation day….

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2010

27

Aug

Lea Michele Riding a Bike of the Day

Watching girls ride bikes is only a turn on when they lock up said bike next to me when they run errands so that I can sniff the fucking seat. It’s part of the decision making process that goes into me choosing benches to sit on….partially cuz watching girls get off bikes in skirts means pussy flashing….but also because I like the warmth the seat gives off on my tongue….

Biking fetishes make sense to me. I think I may even have one…but this Glee shit is totally overrated, as is the main “hot” pussy on the show, mainly cuz it’s not all that hot, even on the bike…

Posted in:Lea Michele

2010

27

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Trying to Hide Her Lazy Ass of the Day

Here are some pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt trying to hide her fat ass and thick sloppy legs, but realizing that there’s really no purse big enough to pull it off, and she’d have to start carrying luggage, or a hockey bag filled with equipment, and it’s just a hell of a lot easier to accept her over-eating cuz it feels like she is getting hugged on the inside because she never gets hugged on the outside…as all her men abandon ship after realizing just how lazy, yet high maintenance, this slob is….

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2010

27

Aug

Taylor Momsen is Repetitive of the Day

Taylor Momsen is trying really fucking hard and I guess what it comes down to is that when underage girls try really fucking hard and pull candy-coated slutty behavior that is bullshit but stillinvolves them getting down and dirty in lingerie, even if it is all for publicity and not authentic whore behavior, it’s good enough or me. I’m easy like that…

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