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2010

Aug

Rihanna Needs to Change her Clothes of the Day

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I have seen the same pictures of Rihanna grabbing her nasty pussy from the last 6 months.

It’s like bitch can’t afford a new costume for her stupid stage show, like so many strippers before her, and this one trick pony is on fucking repeat, doing the same dancing monkey act from town to town, without fluxuating the shit in any fucking way, cuz that would require actual work, when it’s just easier to be a pawn who is making a hell of a lot of people a hell of a lot more money than she’s making herself….

But compared to her Bajan friends, she’s doin’ alright, cuz they wear the same outfits everyday too, only they don’t get paid stupid money to, they just do it cuz they can’t afford to buy anything else…..so I guess I get where she’s coming from….but I still think she’s should at least get this shit in another color or something, cuz the 3 people who like jerking off to Rihanna cuz they haven’t got annoyed of her despite her being played the fuck out, need some variety when new pics of her pussy grabbing stage show surface….Seriously fucking dull.

She needs to be dropped off on the island to see how the girls there fend for themselves and how they grab their pussies for white tourists to get ahead, she needs to get a little perspective and remember the effort it took to get where she is today…..cuz she’s lost that…she’s done gone got lazy…

Change your fucking clothes…..you fucking pig…

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2010

Aug

Maryna Linchuk in Vogue Germany of the Day

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Here is my fashion post of the day to remind you that as long as there are tits in fashion photography, magazine spreads and campaigns…cuz models are nothing more than very high paid strippers and whores lookin’ for the good life and willing to do anything for it…cuz they realize that it’s better than actually holding down a real job….I am a fashion site…So if you work for Mercedes Benz, Rolex, Cartier and any other high end companies, you should let them know that DrunkenStepfather is taking over the fashion world and that they need to advertise her…cuz I want the good life too….

So here are some pictures from Vogue Germany, a country that has come a long way since the Nazis but hasn’t quite embraced it’s innovation to Scat porn…..and I actually have a funny story about Vogue Germany…cuz 20 years ago I used to know a dude who was living here with his Aunt because his mother was this self involved Vouge editor who loved herself and cocaine and his entire childhood she would make him fuck her….cuz she thought it was better to have something she created inside her than another faceless man….and let me tell you…dude was pretty fucked up because of it….unfortunately a true fucking story….but it just proves how tapped into the fashion world I am….

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2010

Aug

Jenny McCarthy is Too Old for this Shit of the Day

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Shouldn’t Jenny McCarthy be saving autism out of guilt for the drug use and party lifestyle that tainted her uterus enough to have a retard baby….and not spending her time showing off her old boxed up body and her old big horse head face, things that should be covered the fuck up, but luckily her 15 year old titties save the day and give me something worthwhile to look at…because we get it, she did Playboy 20 years ago…and has been riding it ever since. Useless.

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2010

Aug

Lily Allen’s Disgusting Legs Ruin My Teenage Pregnancy Fetish of the Day

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I am disappointed in myself. Back when Lily Allen had her abortion the last time she was pregnant but told the media she miscarried, I had a lot of fun making abortion jokes and laughing at her….

When she got twitter and saw she was on it I took advantage of the opportunity to make abortion jokes to her directly, just to make sure she heard them all…

So I should have been on more on top of her uterus, and reacted quicker to this, but the reality is that she’s always had a body sloppy enough for me to confuse for being in the first trimester.

I also haven’t really heard anything about Lily Allen the last year or so, cuz she is an insignificant one hit wonder who had a little staying power, but who is still a fucking nobody….but I guess now she’s got an excuse for being a fat and lazy pig of a girl…I mean until she “miscarries” cuz the relationship goes sour like last time…but I guess we all deserve second chances…even after murdering our baby to be cuz it wasn’t convenient and she’s a rich spoiled brat who has the option to re-shape destiny, unlike my black and hispanic friends in the projects, who each have 8 kids…but that’s not the point…

The point is that pregnancy is never sexy, unless it is teen pregnancy, and just cuz she’s wearing a school girl outfit, doesn’t mean she’s really tapping into that fetish…

Shit. I wrote too much again. I gotta stop this rambling. It is out of fucking control…

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2010

Aug

Blake Lively is Hugging Herself to Cover her Titties of the Day

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I saw these pictures of Blake Lively hugging herself and as a pervert who loves watching girls in various states, whether dressed or undressed doing innocent activities like cooking, cleaning, their laundry through a pair of binoculars, or a little more slutty activities like getting coffee in cleavage shirts, or stripping, or dancing in clubs with no panties on, I know that this move she’s pulling is one I see when bitches leave air conditioned stores on hot summer days, or when bitches who aren’t wearing bras who get stuck in flash rainstorms, and that is the casual pretend to cross your arms to cover up them nipples and that is unfortunate for us, but I guess if you had a creepy motherfucker on your back like that monster over her shoulder, you’d be on the defense too…

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2010

Aug

Kelly Brook’s Tits are Loving the Attention they are Getting of the Day

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I am pretty sure Kelly Brook has always been the kind of girl who wanted to be famous and loved by the world. Maybe her dad didn’t hug her enough, or maybe she didn’t even have a dad, so she decided to use her tits to lure cock to give her male attention, before realizing that if she uses her tits in photos, she can get the male attention of a whole country….so the last 10 years she’s been struggling with her tits, dating low level actors, going to low level events, always in thinking in the back of her mind just how much she deserves fame and dealing with not having it, then all of a sudden, something hit and her tits had staying power, Playboy was calling, people were calling, she was getting work and all the blogs started writing about her, making her the happiest slut to ever get topless in pictures to pay her rent.

I am not complaining, I am just saying I hate taking part in this publicity push she somehow managed to get on, but I do like her tits, even if she’s smiling like she’s succeeded, like she’s really made it, when she should have more fear in her eyes at the thought of losing it all cuz she’s insignificant….and she will one day lose it…but I guess these are the good days…and I should just focus on them tits…even if what they are attached to is getting off too easy…cuz I like to see my titties with a little more strugglin’…This finally made it, got what she want, cuz all the “hard work” paid off, good life bullshit with no more desperation is not porn to me.

But you like these titties…so here they are.

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2010

Aug

Fix Your Love Life – MyFixsation Tip of the Day

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2010

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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No one reads my site, especially on a Friday….so why should I be here and not fingering banging a bitch in the pool or at the beach…other than the fact that I am too disgusting to convince girls to let me finger bang them at the pool or the beach…but sometimes you just gotta take what you want out of life even if security and police or the law don’t want you to…

Kelly Brook Big Tits at Some Event…of the Day
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Because You Deserve to End Your Week on a High Note
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Hot Model in the Locker Room – VIDEO
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The Top 20 Drunken Sports Fan Incidents Ever (With Video)
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Amber Heard Panty Upskirt
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A Little Bit of Halle Berry
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Marina and Her Cell Phone Pics
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Get a Load of Ashley
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Secretary Does All Sorts of Naughty Shit – VIDEO
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Dirty Whore Montana Fishburne Has Something to Say
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Some Beyonce Promos
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Anna Paquin Got Naked on True Blood and Heres The Pics
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Chick on Scooter FAIL – VIDEO
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Oh My Bridgette….
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Check Out Vanessa and Brooke
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Sophie Reade and Her Big Tits
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Hunter and Her Bald Pussy
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PEE WEE HERMAN IS INNOCENT
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Some Candice Swanepoel Hotness
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Kendra Wilkinson Braless Book Signing
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Ashley Greene Does The Bikini Thing
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Blake Lively is Leggy at the Rihanna Concert
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Ashton Kutcher is a Money Sucking Blackhole
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A Slew os FHM Hotties
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A Little Kim Kardashian Hotness
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Huge Titty Teen
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Drop Dead Sexy Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures!
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The 20 Most Effeminate Photos Of The Expendables Cast
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Levi Johnston is a Fucking Idiot – VIDEO
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Evil Child Movie Critic – VIDEO
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Hot Blonde Masterbation – VIDEO
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Meet Tess Taylor
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Wendy Whoppers Tits Are So Big I Don’t Even Know What to Make of Them
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Bonu – Some Hip Hop Models Doing Their Thick Thing….
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2010

Aug

Kelly Brook Topless in a Popular Men’s Magazine of the Day

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I find this shit irritating as fuck.

Firstly, we shouldn’t get excited over anyone who is topless, cuz tits are just tits and girls should just show them and the reason they don’t is cuz assholes like you can’t play it fucking cool and make them think it’s a big deal…

Second, it’s Kelly Brook, a topless Glamour model from the UK who has been getting topless for decades…and the only person who should have got excited to see these tits was back when she was 20 and an ex boyfriend she cock teased when he was 14 and who had been jerking off to her ever since finally got to seems….and now I wait for the Lawyers letters to start coming in from the Popular Men’s Magazine…cuz we don’t live in a time where ppl feel the need to cum on magazine pages….and that upsets them…but this Kelly Brook body…no matter how much it annoys me…is still fucking substantial…

Now I wait for the Popular Men’s Magazine to send Lawyers letters….

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2010

Aug

Eliza Cummings Titty for Visual Tales Issue 3 of the Day

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Here is Eliza Cummings showing some titty cuz all girls are whores who get topless for money…and I am posting it cuz I like tits but also cuz I am on a quest to make this site a respected fashion site in the fashion community so that one day I will own a private island filled with models willing to suck my dick for this level of exposure…sure it won’t happen, but if it did, it’d be the best joke ever….so this is me doing the groundwork and here is Eliza Cummings doing the same…cuz maybe this shoot will be the one that gets her where she wants to be…and the fun thing about these fashion girls is tht they have no issue doing anything, they like being hot and are pretty laidback about getting naked…cuz shit pays fucking well and lets them do nothing all day and party all night…in some kind of serious fucking joke…like they played a trick on society….cuz they don’t actually need to work but get to live the good life…and I figure I deserve the same treatment…

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