I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2010

29

Jun

Tommy Lee’s New Pussy is Now Rotton Pussy of the Day

There’s this thing with Hepatitis that makes it contagious….so when you’re dating Tommy Lee…you need to be vaccinated…and assuming that even if the bitch is vaccinated…there’s still the chance that some of the shit managed to beat down the doors of her immune system…cuz his strain is Rockstar and penetrates as many livers as his dick has penetrated women…meaning that after these freaks break-up, because they will, this pussy that may have once been young and fresh and maybe even wanted in her circle of friends, may not have the same appeal…obviously she’ll still get laid proper cuz guys will fuck anything…but they may have second thoughts going down on her…like she was a hooker…unless of course they were already HIVed up and pretty much open to risk since they’ve already got the worst of it….and here are her pics…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Tommy Lee

2010

29

Jun

Annalynne McCord Ass in White Pants of the Day

Annalynne McCord is a risk taker, cuz here she is in a pair of white pants….she must have just finished her period cuz every pre-pubescent girl in middle school knows that the bomb can drop at any fucking time so white pants aren’t just not to be worn after labor day, they are not to be worn ever…she must not be pregnant cuz any pregnant girls knows not to wear white pants ever in the event of a miscarriage…she must not eaten cuz anyone with stomach issues or food in their stomach knows not to wear pants cuz white sharting is hard to hide when there’s a brown wet spot on her ass….she must not being going to get lap dances cuz my friend once wore light colored pants and was left with a yellow streak that tasted horrible of god knows what on his shit….

I don’t ever know why I do posts on this bitch, I guess I just feel for her cuz she’s so hung up on her fame but that’s shit’s not gonna last and I’m just helping make this experience a good one for her…despite her being real fucking ugly…I guess I just like the underdog aspiring celebrity before she washes the fuck up and is forgotten. I’m nice like that….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Annalynne McCord

2010

29

Jun

Annalynne McCord Ass in White Pants of the Day

Annalynne McCord is a risk taker, cuz here she is in a pair of white pants….she must have just finished her period cuz every pre-pubescent girl in middle school knows that the bomb can drop at any fucking time so white pants aren’t just not to be worn after labor day, they are not to be worn ever…she must not be pregnant cuz any pregnant girls knows not to wear white pants ever in the event of a miscarriage…she must not eaten cuz anyone with stomach issues or food in their stomach knows not to wear pants cuz white sharting is hard to hide when there’s a brown wet spot on her ass….she must not being going to get lap dances cuz my friend once wore light colored pants and was left with a yellow streak that tasted horrible of god knows what on his shit….

I don’t ever know why I do posts on this bitch, I guess I just feel for her cuz she’s so hung up on her fame but that’s shit’s not gonna last and I’m just helping make this experience a good one for her…despite her being real fucking ugly…I guess I just like the underdog aspiring celebrity before she washes the fuck up and is forgotten. I’m nice like that….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Annalynne McCord

2010

29

Jun

Coco in a Small Fucking Bikini of the Day

Coco is a whore, sure she’s exclusive to Ice T, but she’s still a fucking whore. Everything about her screams whore, except maybe her size, since most whores I know are emaciated drug addicts…

It amazes me how this ass doesn’t have sloppy messy cellulite all over it, but I guess when you get ass implants, that’s just they way shit ends up, a big, awkward and square shaped hard disaster. It also amazes me that people find it hot…the only thing amazing about it is that it’s just fucking weird looking, like some circus freak shit….and jerking off to something just because it is weird looking may be because you are bored of jerking off to the standard things people jerk off to, meaning you’ve jerked off way too much since the last time you got laid, and maybe should consider hiring a hooker, cuz otherwise it’ll take some illegal shit to get you off, just some advice from someone who’s been there.

So here is a big fucking ass, in a small fucking bikini that their is really no point in wearing, but these are staged pictures and staged pictures always a cry for attention….and at least she’s doin’ it right…

Posted in:Coco

2010

29

Jun

Naomi Campbell in a One Piece of the Day

I guess retired model Naomi Campbell got offered so much money to do this photoshoot that she couldn’t refuse, but she’s a fucking diva and wasn’t going to go out of her way to get a bikini wax for the shit, cuz that requires effort and she’s a lazy fucking pig….so lazy that her hundreds of millions of dollars she made as a model was too annoying to spend, so she went and locked down some Russian billionaire to pay her way, cuz that’s just the kind of cunt she is, hairy, obnoxious and really fucking expensive….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Naomi Campbell

2010

29

Jun

Miranda Kerr Plays with Balloons for the Pedophiles of the Day

I am sure there are a few guys out there who are going nuts over these pictures and not because they are of a lingerie model but because they are of a girl holding a balloon like she was 5. I am hoping that you are not one of those people because sexualizing little kid activities is really fucking creepy, unless that little kid activity is oral sex in the backyard after playing doctor…but that’s totally different than kids playing innocently in the park with their balloons, cuz it’s an activity people of all ages can appreciate…one of those timeless classics that doesn’t make you a pedophile if you try to incorporate it into sex with some girl you got drunk enough to agree to sex with you…but dressing the bitch up in pigtails with a balloon and grass stained knees while making her pretend she lost her mom while talking in a baby voice isn’t….so I don’t know what Miranda Kerr is doing or who she is trying to appeal to by being cute and playful like she’s 5, but it’s gotta be bad…

BONUS – PICTURES OF THE BITCH INJURED – cuz if you’re like me, injured means easier to attack….

Pics via Fame
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2010

29

Jun

Leighton Meester Shows Off her Moves of the Day

This Monte Carlo Shit is taking the fuck over. It is going to be hug cuz they have hired the actors of all the hit shows teenage girls get boners over. From Selena Gomez from Disney dick sucking fame, to some dude from Glee I’ve never heard of, to Leighton Meester from Gossip girl and I’m sure more of these poptart pieced of shit are polluting the beaches of Monte Carlo in a way that makes me wish they all traveled together and the plane went down….since I figure we need a “Buddy Holly / Big Bopper” caliber crash to rock the nation and bring us all together…making them more of a sacrifice for humanity, something substantially more relevant and important than they’d ever amount to staying on this poptart train except maybe for this Leighton Meester pig, who has proven that despite having a criminal mother, and being born in a halfway house, she doesn’t have to whore out on the street corner, but instead can whore out in the back lot of the movie set, with people who can pay her more than 50 dollars a blowjob, and who bring fame instead of shame when she squeezes their cum out of her pussy…and here is a preview of where her moves start…before the numb mouth, the gagging, the raw vagina and all the real good stuff….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Leighton Meester

2010

29

Jun

Gordon Ramsay Stares at Nudist Men of the Day

All Brits are gay, you can tell by the way they talk, those accents scream poofter, so I’m not surprised Gordon Ramsay’s wife has the face of a man so that when she sucks him off he can pretend she has a mustache and it’s not too much of a stretch or the fact that Ramsay is taking a mental snapshot of that old man’s hot ass so when he fuck’s her from behind he can visualize this….

Here’s the bonus shot of the wife in her bikini….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Gordon Ramsay

2010

29

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

I haven’t been able to do the stepNEWS because my internet has been seriously shit and my neighbors are all a bunch of losers who can’t afford internet of their own so there’s no WIFI in the area and if there is cuz they are trying to gentrify the ‘hood, it’s on lockdown cuz those suits and white collar cocksuckers don’t like giving back to the community they are taking the fuck over….

But I’m back…and here it is…cuz even when I stop…the idiots in the world don’t…

RAW FOOTAGE – Man Doesn’t Like That a Mall is Closed

Kansas Man Gives STD’s to Underage Girls from MySpace
A 24 year-old man took advantage of two teen girls he met on MySpace and gave them an STD after luring them into sex.

NY Anchor has No Tolerance for Sluts

Two Porn Stars Suing Aids Testing Clinic

TV Anchor Makes Burning Wiener Joke!

Donald Duck Arrested in Ohio
A man named Donald Duck was arrested in Cleveland for ramming a car outside of a pizza shop after smoking pot and also failed a field sobriety test

GE head falls off stool during Biden speech

Man loses it on microphone after verdict
A former prisoner who was tortured by police reacts emotionally to guilty verdict of former police commander

Senator Oprah – It Almost Happened
Tapes played at the Rod Blagojevich trial revealed that the former Governor considered appointing Oprah Winfrey to the seat vacated by Barak Obama.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

28

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

My internet is still down… I am surprised I’ve been able to do as many posts as I’ve been doing. I feel like some kind of hero who doesn’t actually have a cause. I am going drinking with a bunch of women who think they are in sex and the city, I am going to try to do some damage, because it’s open bar and someone made the mistake of inviting me…

While I do that, here are my stepLINKS

ndsay Lohan’s Idea of Being Sober While on Probation and Wearing a Scram Bracelet is Hotting Up a Massive Rave in LA
GO

If This Grandpa Dancing to Lady Gaga Can Make Me Get Through One of Her Songs Without Puking, I Guess That’s a Good Thing, Right?
GO

Because Odds Are You didn’t Get Any Pussy This Weekend
GO

Katherine Mcphee is Looking Hot
GO

And Today, On Will It Blend… – VIDEO
GO

More Than A Mouthful: The 20 Greatest Trash Talkers In Sports History
GO

Traci Binghams Nipples Are Pokie and Visible Thanks To That See Through Top
GO

The 5 Stupidest Transformers Ever
GO

Man I’d Totally Bang Emma Watson
GO

Lina in the Mirror
GO

Hot Teen Stretches Her Ass Out
GO

And That’s Why You Don’t Let Rednecks Have Babies
GO

These Animated GIFs of Prince Throwing People the BITCH PLEASE Look During His Tribute at the BET Awards Are EPIC
GO

Halle Berry is Lookin Good on the Way to a Workout
GO

Miranda Kerr Hotness in the New Victoria Secret Catalog
GO

Chubby Chasers, This One’s For You!
GO

This Photo Set of Nyla Made My Monday Easier
GO

Karissa Shannon Shows Off Her Naked Ass
GO

Amber, Ashley & Lexi Belle
GO

Irina Sheik & Jessica White Are Your Lesbian Fantasy of the Day
GO

Seeing Tom Cruise Fly Through the Air Like the Broadway Queen He Always Dreamed to Be Makes My Life Complete
GO

4 Videos Of Filthy Whores Swapping Spit
GO

Angelina Jolie is Looking Hot on the Cover of Vanity Fair
GO

Vince Neil From Motley Crue is in Jail for DUI
GO

Taylor Gets Naughty With Herself
GO

Irina Sheik is Looking Hot in Her New Guess Ads
GO

Gotta Love London Hotties
GO

Check Out Monica
GO

2 Hot and Dirty Web Cam Sluts
GO

Ashley Greene Pays For Parking, Looks Ridiculously Hot Doing So
GO

Country Hip Hop Dancing Video of the Day – VIDEO
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

German Late Night News Strip – VIDEO
GO

Pam Anderson Will ROll Around in Lingerie on Your iPhone
GO

25 People Trying to Use Trampolines (and Failing Miserably) – VIDEO
GO

Dance Fail – VIDEO
GO

Your Backyard Coverband Sucks! – VIDEO
GO

And More Miranda Kerr
GO

April O’neil Gets Naked by the Hot Tub
GO

Sixteen Intriguing Businesses
GO

LADIES: 7 Ways To Have An Offensive Orgasm
GO

Follow Me!
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS