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Leni Klum’s Oktoberfest Tits of the Day

2010

Jul

Kathy Lee Gifford Tits of the Day

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I try to make it a point to post any pictures that I see of Kathy Lee Gifford because over the last 6 years of doing this site, I’ve had this crazy, immigrant send me emails about her. Sometimes they come in every few months, other times I get them daily for a month then the dude disappears for a long time, but they always make me laugh. Basically, in some broken English, the dude begs me for Kathy Lee breast pictures because Kathy Lee Gifford is “very nice girl look to at” which I guess means he jerks off to her, and if this was 20 years ago, I’m pretty sure we could all relate to that, cuz there was no internet, porn was a physical thing we had to physically hide, and it was an era of improvising, compromise, and substantially easier orgasms cuz cleavage was enough before we all turned into creepy perverts who only get off to throat fucking porn….

So this is for the immigrant reader but on a deeper, more significant level, this is for an era that is long gone, when cumming to cleavage on Morning television was enough, before we turned into sex-crazed perverts.

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2010

Jul

Halle Berry is Some Accessible Black Pussy of the Day

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I don’t know what’s up with this lesbian flannel, weird faced walk Halle Berry is involved in, but I do know that Halle Berry is probably some of the most Accessible black pussy around, so accessible that she might as well not go as her black half, cuz I have a feeling bitches like Kim Kardashian who aren’t even half black are more black than her, but I guess her white side isn’t as marketable…..

She reminds me of those weird black hipster rappers who only date white girls because black girls find them pussy and a disgrace to their heritage in their tight jeans, only the older girl version. I have a feeling that she’s never even had black cock in her but instead was the tool for racists to pretend they weren’t racists…, in a “What are you talking about, I love black women, just yesterday I jerked off to Halle Berry” kind of way….

Here she is doing some lesbian shit in some shorts….which is not all that surprising to me cuz I always had a feeling her husband was some kind of homosexual surrogate that she was keeping around to keep herself on the down low…

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2010

Jul

Paris Hilton’s Champagne Shower of the Day

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I don’t know who’s bright idea it was to let Paris Hilton put her whore mouth on the biggest bottle of Champagne ever, the same bottle that was passed around the room like it was Paris Hilton’s vagina and this wacked out party of losers who think they are more important than they are was Hollywood cock,

All I know is she’s on some Publicity stunt tour, a few years too late, because like the local hipsters, she’s starting to show her haggard useless age and seeing her party like she’s on college springbreak at 30, is really just pathetic…and I say that as a 40 year old who still dreams about going on college springbreak one day, but the rules are different for creepy dudes….

Either way, here she is in a one piece bathing suit, showing off some shitty tit, making dirty faces, spraying herself in really suggestive stances with a bunch of rich french dudes who look like they’d rather be baking baquette or some shit…and anyway you dice it, this is some kind of cry for attention that I wish would go the fuck away….but the pictures are just too funny to ignore.

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2010

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I feel uneasy that somewhere out there someone is jerking off right now, unless of course that someone is an 18 year old girl exploring herself to figure out how to reach orgasm…which makes this whole post pretty fucking obsolete….but that’s ok…so are most things I do

Here are my stepLINKS….

They Are Making a Porn About Lohan Being in Jail! Yes!
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And While We’re On the Subject, Lohan’s Entire Family is a Mess
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Find Sexy Times Here
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And More of Sophie Monk Being Hot
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Ranking the Top 25 Hotties of the 2010 ESPYs
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Tila Tequila Panty Peek
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If You Haven’t Thrown Up Today, This Will Help
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FBI ARRESTS MAN BEHIND “SOUTH PARK” DEATH THREATS EN ROUTE TO JOIN TERRORIST GROUP IN UGANDA
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Sofee is Hot and That’s All There Is To It
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Drunk Sluts Make Regretable Choices – VIDEO
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Amy Winehouse Looks Almost Fuckable
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HowAwesome Would It Be to Watch Snooki Beat the Shit Out of Heidi Montag?
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The Plot Thickens In the Drama of Mel Gibson’s Life
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So Bad It’s Almost Funny – VIDEO
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Melissa Lauren is Pure Magic
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Did Someone Say Swimsuit Issue
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Nicole Trunfio Shows Off Her Lovely Nipple
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Hayden Panettiere & Vanessa Hudgens Are Your Lesbian Fantasy of the Day
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FINALLY LEGAL
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Angelina Jolie is Looking Hot at Comic Con
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I Think We Should All Apply For Jobs Working on the TV Show HOUSE Right NOW!
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There Are Mel Gibson Texts Now
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Molly and Lexi Are Pussy Eating
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1930’s Parkour – VIDEO
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I Wanna Bang Agyness Deyn
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Some Amy Reid
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Web Cam Flash of the Day
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Nicole Scherzinger Exits Car, Looks Curvy Doing So
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Serenity Now: The Movie – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Katy Perry’s Cotton Candy Dream
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Commuting Has Never Been This Perverted – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Asia Argento Bikini Pics
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Taya Parker is in Lingerie
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7 summer fashion choices that men should probably avoid
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A Little Jessica Rabbit
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2010

Jul

Vogue Spain Does a Hot Bridal Supplement with Michelle Ferrara of the Day

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It’s unfortunate that when we marry, the women don’t look this good, and if we’re lucky enough that they do, they never stay looking this good for long. The idea of a hot bride is fucking fantasy, cuz that only happens in the movies, or when an older rich guys buys himself one, cuz for the average asshole marriage is when we give up on the fight to stay not married, whether it is fear of lonliness, fear of never finding another girl to have our kids to carry on our legacy, or just because we are whipped….I do hear the sex after marriage is ok for the first 24 hours, but then shit goes down hill, so that’s why I’d rather jerk off to fake brides than my actual bride…who is so far from the person I married…i feel awkward even calling her a bride…cuz she’s more of just a lump of shit who just keeps getting bigger and bigger and stinks worse and worse and the whole thing never looked quite like this hipster in see through American Apparel bodysuit photoshoot….

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2010

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here are some lovely and beautiful stories the caught my eye today…let them inspire you and remind you that we’re not all going to be ok….

Woman Flips Out on Camera Crew in Iowa

The mother of an accused vandal physically pushes a camera crew off her property and then the accused vandal throws eggs at the camera crew

Mother Upset Teen Daughter Propositioned for Sex by TN Cop

UT Prisoner in Trouble for Writing a Cat

A Utah prisoner is in trouble for writing the cat belonging to his wife, asking her not to testify against him in court

Feces Problem Closing Pools in Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Intense Police Confrontation in Columbus, OH

An Ohio man pulled over for a hit and run goes after a police officer and it’s all caught on the dash cam.

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2010

Jul

Christina Ricci Fat Legs of the Day

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Looks like anorexia lost it’s fight with Christina Ricci’s over-eating….cuz last time I checked, you know back when Christina Ricci was working, she stopped eating, cut off her tits, and looked weak and frail with a big ol’ bobble head…and now she’s thickened up but luckily that big ol’ bobble head thins her out…but still makes me sad that her huge teen tits were sacrificed for pretty much a failed cause…cuz at least if she kept the anorexia up, she’d be proportional, while now she’s just a chubby chick with no tits…good fucking job, idiot.

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2010

Jul

Mila Kunis Hot on Set of the Day

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Mila Kunis is pretty fucking alright as far as I am concered. I don’t think I really anything else to say about her since she is my favorite by far and I think I may be in love…and the only unfortunate thing about her is that she’s dating and pretty much married to Culkin and not not just re-enacting his role in Home Alone, where instead of being a 10 year old boy getting left behind by his parents, she’s a tight bodied slutty girl who happens to be home alone during a home invasion who instead of getting killed by the crooks, she sucks them off and gets fucked by them in all positions….we’re all allowed to dream.

Here are her legs looking amazing on the set of a movie not nearly as good as the one I just outlined…but she’s in it…which makes it good enough….

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2010

Jul

Ashley Greene in her Workout Gear of the Day

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I am not too happy about this Ashley Greene trash. She finally landed a role that put her on the map and instead of taking advantage of everyone’s eyes beingon her, she’s playing hard to get.

It’s like she’s reached this comfortable level in her mind, maybe cuz there are 15 more Twilight movies in the works, that she has locked into, pretty much making Twilight her life, which isn’t a stupid move, since she probably wouldn’t get work as relevant on her own, so she knows she doesn’t have to pull Lohan style stunts to get noticed…

So no nipple, no vagina, no sex tapes, no desperation, just comfortable celebrity that doesn’t give us much to jerk off to…and maybe that’s her strategy and the strategy of New Hollywood, cuz the trash blog attention whore shit that left little to the imagination, turned Hollywood into a bad reality show, and people have grown wiser…and know the more you hold off, the more people will want you….and that whole logic depresses me…but luckily girls in spandex workout clothes are enough for me to cum….so take that miss wholesome….i just turned you into an internet whore….cuz I don’t need nipples and sex tapes to get off and either does my reader..

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2010

Jul

Sophie Monk in Some Shorts of the Day

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Sophie Monk must be working on her image cuz what she had going for her wasn’t working out so well…even though dudes wanted to fuck her Paris Hilton Herpe Pussy…because she’s gone and darkened her hair color, I guess a bimbo’s strategy to get the more sophisticated roles I guess she’s been getting rejected for…and I guess by sophisticated roles, I mean any fucking role, cuz I don’t think this bitch works…I mean other than the streets for the paparazzi trying to increase her popularity and stock to film producers who are reading these blogs to see who they can get on deal cuz they are really desperate….and I guess that explains her clown facial expressions, like shit is a casting couch, to show off her talent, cuz this is her chance to get seen by all those people slamming the door on her face after taking a blowjob….

The whole thing is pretty sad….poor little Australian from the Trailer Park just trying to make it in America….but not sad enough cuz the sex tape hasn’t hit yet…but I can promise you it will. She’s just that kind of girl.

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