In the event you didn’t know, the publicity machine behind Sweeney have decided to use her recent thickness into some empowering marketing moment, by staging trolls and having her come out on top, like a her…as if Sweeney reads the comments on her social media she barely uses unless it’s to post paid ads.

So Sydney Sweeney did an edit where she posted all the hate comments about her thick body, which is probably pretty exciting for some of the trolls out there, because when I was a troll, I would have felt validated having my hilarious disses featured.

The highlight comes from someone named JetboyJohnson who said poetically:

She knocked up? Stung by a nest of wasps? Dive into a swimming pool of donuts and chips? Good grief

I don’t waste my time on social media, so that’s probably the reason I don’t bother trolling anymore, but it was a passions of mine early on and probably why I do this stupid site.

My trolling used to get my accounts deleted, not celebrated, because I guess I’m not very good at trolling.

So when ending social media, because I genuinely don’t care about fake fucks showing off, their content is lazy and I’m too old for that shit.

However, I’m glad we’re in an era where these celebs get their feelings hurt and try to rally the troops in proving they are above the comments.

All while exposing the commenters…who I think MAY be their staff through fake accounts…and all part of a marketing scheme to address the fact that she’s looking pretty dumpy thanks to her new role.

You see, it’s an excuse to get noticed for her hard work and the sacrificing of her body when it comes to Oscar time.

It’s an opportunity to bring attention to the hype, since Anne Hathaway won an Oscar for shaving her head, Sweeney probably realizes this is POSSIBLE for her.

She took abuse from haters calling her fat and ugly for a role she trained for….and has all the behind the scenes footage conveniently shot from the gym.

It’s like Christian Bale going from Fat to Skinny….only with bigger tits.

Point being, I like the trolls getting the credit they deserve:

She also posted some slutting in red outfit:

In other news, Sweeney and her dad or DADDY were out in LA. Sweeney in a leather outfit looking dyke, but with tits in lingerie, her man like a homosexual drug dealer on a Yacht in the mediterranean with his tight pants….she kept her sunglasses on because she’s Hollywood you know..

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Sydney Sweeney posted some totally organic, natural, realistic slutty mirror selfies like some kind of influencer launching her only fans….

Excapet, they weren’t organic, natural or realistic at all. They were part of a high paid, probably multi-million dollar ad with Samsung.

Sweeney, being a top celeb in the Gen Z market is being used by the corporation to get into the minds of the YOUTH that like her tits and have them FOLLOW her lead in ditching their iphones for the flip phone.

Since it’s not a Motorolla Razr, I don’t really see that happening.

The kids are anti screen, into analog shit, and resonating with 90s shit because their era fucking sucks hence the Lohan, Paris and Nicole, and all other Spin Offs of what once worked, that arguably should be left in that era….but a new flip is not an old flip…when the whole point of going 90s…is to detach from the modern tracking devices that give us cancer in our pockets.

But that doesn’t mean deep-pocket SAMSUNG won’t try by convincing Sweeney with a fat CHECK to pretend she uses their phone….AND maybe she does, I guess we’d have to go undercover to see if this is all a HUGE fucking lie….

SPOILER ALERT…it’s a huge fucking lie….

More importantly, they forgot to use her tits in the making of this content. Disgraceful.

I guess I didn’t realize she was in some bikini pics captured by the paparazzi because she bought ocean front property in the Keys and they can get up on her backyard….

I would have preferred not seeing these pics because it’s a reminder of how not-hot Sweeney is even with the tits….just a boxy chick who will grow into the tits rocking that butter face….BROWN PAPER BAG THAT SHIT kind of celebrity….even though I WANT TO BUY INTO THE HYPE and I WANT HER TO BE AS HOT as she’s PAID TO BE…

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