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2010

17

Jun

Amy Winehouse Fake Tits in Case You Missed Them of the Day

I posted a link to these pictures yesterday, but should have taken then 5 minutes to dedicate a post to Amy Winehouse and her fake tits that she got when masking a drug overdose a few months ago, which I guess has proven to be a successful alibi because now I can stare in confusion at her huge tits on her emaciated body….instead of focusing on her busted face, rotting teeth and rotting flesh that make me wonder what kind of petri dish smells she’s got comin’ out of her 4 week old not-so-fresh panties…and when it comes to Amy Winehouse tits..there’s no such thing as being a day late…cuz shit is always on fucking time….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Amy Winehouse

2010

17

Jun

Elle Macpherson’s Mom Bra of the Day

I like seeing Elle Macpherson. Even if the pictures are boring and of her going to pick up her kids at school. Even if getting excited about them is as virginal as an elementary school kid getting a boner cuz the girl in front of him in class is showing off a little bra strap. Even if she’s aged hard and is now a retired model who has hung up the biklini and traded it in for a family all because when I first moved to America, the first VHS tape I got that I could jerk off to was the 1988 Swimsuit Edition and that year, Elle Macpherson happened to seduce the fuck out of me, pretty much securing a life long relationship, one where we will grow old together without actually being together…cuz she doesn’t know I exist…but luckily I know that she does…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Elle Macpherson

2010

17

Jun

Cameron Diaz’s Botox Face Press Tour of the Day

Cameron Diaz looks like she got a couple fresh shots of BOTOX for this bullshit press tour they are doing for their bullshit movie that I’ve heard way too much about already and shit only premiered last night.

They are pushing it harder than Cameron Diaz pushes her face to smile, or Tom Cruise tries to push his heterosexuality…even though everyone sees past the lie and smells the fucking bullshit…

The people behind the movie went so far as to invite press from around the world to do stunts from the movie like car chases and 180s in cars and jumping building to building with Tom and Cameron to make sure they feel like they had the experience of a lifetime so that this bullshit movie gets written about….There are posters, billboards..the whole thing screams that it’s a horrible waste of time….but people are going to see it….and the only thing I really like about it are her legs.

Here are some pictures from their press tour…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2010

17

Jun

Gisele in a Bikini for Some Italian Company of the Day


I don’t think Gisele is very hot. I don’t really think she compares to the other pussy they have recruited. But I guess she has her position in the world and does her job…unfortunately for her that job is riding off her Victoria’s Secret fame by doing bikini campaigns for low level bathing suit companies for old times to feel relevant, but more importantly works hard and masking Tom Brady’s lockeroom homosexuality by staging a pregnancy and tucking her dick in properly so that it looks like cameltoe in her bikini bottoms..

This is not a post pregnant body….This is a man on hormone therapy’s body….I know there’s a conspiracy here…I just care enough to prove it.

Posted in:Bikini|Gisele Bundchen

2010

16

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I am not entirely sure what is wrong with me – but I know it can’t be good. I think eating nothing buy no name brand chips and drinking shitty beer has finally caught up with me. I am fatter than ever and death may be around the corner…but I could also be being dramatic cuz I’m getting my period…I don’t really know what I am talking about….

I do know that I am going to make my way to my yacht for a party tonight…unfortunately my yacht is not so much a yacht and lot more of an inflatable ghetto digny I borrow from the neighbor’s kid to float around the back alley with a case of beer…which is as good as it gets for me….and here are my stepLINKS…which as far as I am concerned is as good as it gets for you….

Amy Winehouse’s Big Fake Tits Took a Bath…
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Katy Perry Flashes Her Pussy Like She Was Miley Cyrus
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Dita Von Teese Fucks Richard Branson’s Head
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Get Your Web Cam
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Amanda Mackay
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Which School Has the Hottest Babes? Let’s Settle This Once and For All
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Victoria Secret’s Doutzen Kroes is See Through
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Miley Cyrus is a Little Whore and You Love It
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5 Things That Will Make You Proud to Be an American
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Lina is Naked In the Mirror
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Some Lesbian MILFs for Good Measure
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America’s Got Talent Horrible Video of the Day – VIDEO
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How the Fuck a Bitch Like This is Allowed to Have Kids is Beyond Me
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Jacquelyn Jablonsk is So Hot It’s Just Too Much
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Fucking Everywhere and Here She is Again
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Get a Load of Charley Chase
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Rosa Acosta, Sofia Marie and Katherine Monsalve Are Calender Girls
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I See London, I See France, I See…Paris Hilton’s Nipples
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Louisa and Lisa Get It On
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A Quote from the Bottom of the Barrel
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Audrina Patridge is a Tramp Stamp on Her Neck Kinda Whore
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How About an Emma Watson Upskirt?
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If You Ever Wanted to Bone Kate Gosselin, You May Now Get Your Chance
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Lady Gaga Wants You to Stop Staring Through Her Slutty See Through Clothes
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A Whole Lot of Lesbian Licking in the Tub – VIDEO
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Let’s Watch Doutzen Kroes Work Out – VIDEO
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Hipster Slut of the Day
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Anna is Wild
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Random Pics to Laugh At of the Day
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Scar Jo and Her Insane Cleavage Are Back
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Pat Morita from The Karate Kid Wants to Teach You Shiatsu – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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There’s a Darker Side to Youtube, Check It Out
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So There’s Vintage Nudes of Betty White Floating Around….
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25 Fat People (Who Are Really Good at Being Fat)
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Hot Iranian Risks Beheading By Doing Hot Web Cam Strip For The Internets – VIDEO
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Jennifer Aniston is Opening the Gates of Heaven and By Gates of Heaven, I Mean Her Legs
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Summertime Means Beach Tits and Ass – Gallery
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Sophie Turner Should Put a Bag Over Her Head So It Doesn’t Distract Me From Her Amazing Rack
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Top 10 Sitcom Porn Parodies You MUST See
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

16

Jun

Nicole Scherzinger for Maxim Video of the Day

She has a great body but her face is fucking busted and transgendered. She was in Montreal this past weekend and I didn’t bother trying to sniff out her balls and throw random rotting vegetables at her to show her how much I appreciate her career and her music but now that her and her fake tits are gone I feel emptiness but I don’t think it’s related to her in anyway since I feel this way whenever I am sober….

I don’t know if anyone cares about her or if she’s actually considered a person. I don’t think Pussycat Dolls are significant in any way….and I know Maxim is fucking dying and struggling to stay alive, willing to take whatever pussy that comes along a chance for the cover, cuz the A-Listers have moved the fuck onto other things like Twitter.

Either way, here she is her hot body to make fat girls feel shitty about themselves and for the closet cases to pretend they are jerking off to a chick while staring at her strong jaw….

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Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger

2010

16

Jun

Demi Lovato Bikini Pictures of the Day

As far as I’m concerned, if a bitch has a tattoo, she’s legal, because where I am from, you need to be 18 to get a tattoo unless you have parental conset and any parent who gives their kid consent to get a tattoo is not much of a parent at all, leading me to assume their 17 year old is more mature than the average 17 year old, not that 17 matters because I am in Canada and we can fuck 16 year olds as long as they are drunk enough to consent….and not think it is dirty…

But I’m not allowed to post pictures of those glorious events, cuz that’s considered illegal and I’m cool with that…because that law is the law I hope gets Perez Hilton arrested for posting pussy pics of Miley (google them) that got him tons of press, when if someone like me was to post the shit, I’d be arrested, cuz life isn’t fair…

Here is 17 year old Disney trained pussy out in a bikini. Based on her body, it’s safe to say she’s going to end up being thick as fuck, so take it when you can, before it’s too late….cuz I can tell this is her prime.


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Posted in:Demi Lovato

2010

16

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Because people are weird….fucked up….or retarded…and it makes me laugh..here are some of today’s stepNEWS

Caught on Tape: Seattle Cop Punches Woman in Face
The Seattle police Office of Professional Accountability is investigating an officer seen on video punching a young woman in the face.

NJ Pastor Posed as Cop to Rape Women in Cemetery

A former patient of a valley gynecologist is coming forward to share her experience, a day after he’s arrested for physical assault and sexual abuse

Suspected Predator Comes Out of 30 Year Retirement
In the age of the Internet predators, Harris County Prosecutors say Walter Ladnier is a throwback.

Eastern Michigan Student Raped & Robbed

Minnesota Daycare Worker Charged with Child Porn

Man Claims He Chased Big Foot Off His Property

A North Texas man says he and his wife were denied entry at Six Flags over Texas because of his jewelry and one of his tattoos.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

16

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio for Some Company of the Day

Here is Alessandra Ambrosio as the face of some clothing company….when I first read about these pictures, I was hoping the pictures were going to involve more vagina lip.

I figured there was a small chance the clothing company was a crotchless panty company, and no matter what your company is, if your launch strategy is to use supermodels as the face of the brand, you should probably re-think your strategy and try to find a way to use their vagina instead….not because you’ll make your money back or even stay in business very long but because you’ll make a lot of dudes happy by doing us all a huge favor…even if her shit is massacred by her recent pregnancy….we still want to see it…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2010

16

Jun

Halle Berry Touches Her Toes and Shows Off her Twat of the Day

I spent the better part of my morning watching a pussy in sweatpants…Sure they weren’t these standard grey bullshits but were actually a pair of Yoga pants that made the ass look like it was on a 20 year old with a tight round ass – depsite being on a 30 year old in the park doing her morning stretches that ended in some kind of meditation I was tempted to interupt by shoving my cock down her throat….I figured I wouldn’t get in trouble cuz I already knew every noon and cranny of her cunt thanks to the pants being jacked the fuck up…so I thought it was only fitting to post pics of Halle Berry trying to do the same hustle…..

She has a boring white mom ass that she pretends is black despite the awkward shape of the shit cuz it wins her Oscars and makes her big money but anyone who knows asses can tell that this is a suburban mom ass who works out and not a gutter ass from the projects but I still like to stare at it like it’s some kind of interracial couple, that I guess it probably is….you know one big identity crisis….but not as big of an identity crisis her 75% white and high society baby is gonna feel when it sees momma play black on TV…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Halle Berry