2010
15
Jun
Lookin’ Good Sweetheart….There’s something about fat tits that seriously scare the fuck out of me…I have a fat wife…I know…but I have friends who love the shit…I’d say this one’s for them…but I like to think this one is for nobody…because the idea of somebody playing with this pile of shit…no matter how depraved or desperate they are is worse than the fact they actually exist…
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Aretha Franklin
2010
15
Jun
I’ve decided to post the latest pictures I see of Amanda Seyfried in some kind silent protest that no one knows I am organizing in hopes that she’sll get out of her period pants and into something that screams more “young slutty starlet looking for attention” instead of this weirdness that screams “I just broke up with my boyfriend, I hate my life, I am going to go home to eat a pint of ice cream” all while her pussy slowly eats up her pants…something that would normally make this bullshit better…but the anger I feel for wasting her prime time in the spotlight doesn’t allow me to enjoy it….Let’s hope this is a preview of what’s to come…but until then…I protest…
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Amanda Seyfried
2010
15
Jun
Who the fuck is Anna Faris and why the fuck am I posting these pictures of her on the beach. Seriously, beaches aren’t for party dresses unless you are in Aruba on Spring Break and about to get thrown into the fucking ocean after some dude from Holland rapes and kills you….what too soon?…That shit happend 6 years ago….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Anna Faris
2010
15
Jun
I fucking hate Katy Perry…..she is so irritating….this some sersiously scipted bullshit that I don’t fully understand because I had to put it on mute. I don’t know what this little girl cutsey voice while showing off her tits act she’s trying to pull, or this 1950s quoting Marilyn Monroe while showing off her tits bullshit is, the bitch is such a serious fucking pig who doesn’t deserve all this attention, but then again she’s showing off her tits and sometimes that’s enough for me apparently, since this is my second Katy Perry post today….and that depresses me more than the fact that she’s famous, it’s like I am sucked in and stuck under her titty spell despite hating her and if I don’t fight this off, my site may become a fan site for her….but on the positive note, I know 3 different people with sex videos of her. I just haven’t got my hands on the shit, but it’s just a matter of time before her whore oppressed Christian ass gets seen in action….and I can pretty much promise that I’ll be on the frontlines of this war….and here she is bullshitting on some French TV show. I hate her….
Posted in:Katy Perry
2010
15
Jun
You can’t fight nature. You can try as hard as you can. You can eat well. You can go to the gym. You can even have a low body fat percentage. You can have abs, you can even have that “V” above the genitals that body builder’s get to prove how ripped they are…and to remind you that sex with them will leave your pelvis busines cuz ever thrust is like a swing from a boney baseball bat…but you can’t help your body from slowly boxing out….hips becoming a thing of your youth as you turn into a rectangle I want to fuck…and the worst thing in all this is that 40 year old Cameron Diaz hasn’t even had kids yet…but her midsection makes me think she has…and I guess so does her vagina but that’s totally unrelated to her aging and thickening and has more to do with her whore youth where she’d insert life-like baby dolls inside her and simulate giving birth as a party trick…..not that you care….
Posted in:Cameron Diaz
2010
15
Jun
Her mother is one of Time Magazine’s top 100 Most influential people in 2009. She is Business Week’s top 10 Designers, Fast Company’s 50 Champions of Innovation, mainly because she has a good PR person or blowjob skills, but it is more socially acceptable if we pretend it is all for some company she started called Zipcar where people pay a monthly membership fee to share cars…a business that has allowed her hot kids to live the good life by getting them signed to major modeling agencies cuz the rich and successful help the rich and successful especially when the pussy they produce is this caliber.
This is a video and photoshoot from Vogue Germany. I’m pretty sure this isn’t the last we’ll hear of privileged rich kid Cameron Russel, at least I’m hoping it’s not, cuz I like pussy, especially when it gets work, cuz it gives me hope that this hell is not the end of the line for me, and that maybe she’ll take me under her wing and feel sorry for me, offering me a a better tomorrow….even though I know that shit won’t happen…but it makes jerking off to her bikini pics more heartfelt and authentic….
Here are the pics.
Posted in:Cameron Russell
2010
15
Jun
I am into jumpsuits. I don’t think it’s cuz I have some kind of paratropper fetish, but more that I like how one piece of clothing can touch all the good parts, and when shit’s an inch too short, it jacks up the ass like some kind of hammock I want to take a nap in or harness specifically dedicated to giving the bitch booty….
Now I don’t give a fuck about Jessica Biel, her strength, her fake relationship with Justin Timberlake so people think he’s straight, or her fashion sense, career choices or pretty much anything about her….but I dick this outfit and how it’s holdin’ her ass up like something Kim Kardashian invented in her whore workshop to keep herself relevant…cuz everyone knows if you strap shit up proper, it looks proper…
Posted in:Jessica Biel
2010
15
Jun
I was always curious about the dudes who used to find Pink hot. She’s built like a fucking tank and I guess I can respect someone looking for a strong woman who can handle taking the groceries in on her own, or moving furniture around the house without annoying you, but there comes a time in every relationship where you have no choice but to fuck and when that happens and she takes off her clothes only to stand there with bulging, pulsating muscles, I don’t really get how a motherfucker can get hard and pull through…I mean even if the pussy can bench press 2 plates and choke out a dick like it was wearing women’s panties and hanging from the closet in Thailand..sure some people are into anything with a cunt, and I get that ….I am a dude and I’ve done my fair share of shit..so Pink makes senseif you’re actually with the bitch, but I’m talking everyday dudes who have the option of jerking off to any music video, but for some reason choose Pink. Suspect….
I don’t know why she turned her stage show into some circus performance, and I don’t really care, it’s some weird novelty that leaves her pantsless and uninteresting, but maybe you’ll be into it, cuz you’re the kind of guy who turns on Pink’s songs everytime your mom goes grocery shopping, leaving you the opportunity to love yourself…..
Here’s a bonus zoom-in shot of Pink’s ass on stage for those of you closet cases who figure manly chicks aren’t as gay as taking the plunge into dainty men……it is more socially acceptable…
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Pink
2010
15
Jun
Here’s a commercial from 2008 of Marisa Miller when she was a little less haggard, showing off her hot supermodel body, playing out some Risky Business shit like she was Tom Cruise only with less dick sucking experience, which is saying a lot about Tom Cruise, because before Marisa Miller was a late bloomer Victoria’s Secret pussy, she was working low level modeling jobs and showing off her fake tits, a career that usually comes with random cocks down your throat to pay the rent.
I don’t know how legit this shit is, but I’ll post it anyway cuz it is doing the internet rounds and bitches in their underwear is always worth talking about as far as I’m concerned.
Posted in:Marisa Miller
2010
15
Jun
Katy Perry is a fucking pig, so I’m not too sure why she thought it would be a good idea for her to get naked, but I guess it was for this reason, so people talk about how disgusting she is and show their friends how disgusting she is, getting more and more views and tricking the record label into giving her more money, but then there’s the idiot who believes what he reads and thinks this pig is worth fucking, which I guess she is, cuz she has a vagina and fat tits, but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s still a fucking pig…..
Posted in:Katy Perry
