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2010

28

May

Hayley Williams the Singer of Paramore Topless of the Day

I don’t know who Paramore is, so I’m not sure if this picture that is being emailed to me is of the lead singer or not. It could be any Goth, Emo, Annoying, Played out, teenage angst lookin cunt who rarely turn me on cuz I like my pussy lookin’ wholesome, not damaged teenage runaway turned prostitute/stripper who listens to dark music and cries cuz she is so obscure and into art and dressing like every other teenage girl who thinks she’s obscure and into art…it’s not for me..

I am not sure these are recent. I just know that they were apparently posted to twitter. Maybe it was accidental, despite nothing ever being accidental in Hollywood or entertainment, so I can just assume it’s a publicity stunt that will be spun as some kind of horrible story we all end up feeling sorry for her down the road cuz tits are a sacred thing in America and you shouldn’t be going out showing the world or some shit that I don’t agree with because I love tits and think every girl should be forced to go out topless, and I’m just hoping these Paramore pics help influence at least one girl to take topless pictures of herself cuz it’s really not a big deal, I mean everyone’s got tits, even me, so you might as well just be showing them off and sending them to my info (at) drunkenstepfather.com email….you see what I just did there, didn’t you…I’ll let you know if anyone sends any it….

Posted in:Hayley Williams|Paramore|Topless

2010

28

May

Lindsay Lohan as Linda Lovelace of the Day

This Tyler Shields dude is clearly someone Lohan is fucking because she’s been letting him take pictures of her enough to establish a name for himself. I wish she was that good to me cuz riding her coat tails as well as her used up, dried up pussy would be lovely as far as I’m concerned….

Here she is in some preview stills of her Linda Lovelace movie that I don’t think has been shot yet, but that I know is going to be her break out role, like she was Mickey Rourke or Halle Berry or whoever was down and out and made a comeback with a riveting role that’s hardly far from the truth cuz Lohan’s deep throat ability is what got her this far and pretty much all she’s been doing the last few years…along with drinking, drugs, getting arrested and a stint with lesbianism….

Here is the actual Linda Lovelace…

She was the star of deep throat who died ..not that you care

Posted in:Linda Lovelace|Lindsay Lohan

2010

27

May

stepLINKS of the DAy

I am pretty bitter because a site I helped out by giving them a URL to register for me and a list of my contacts from doing this site before being cut out of the deal just sold for millions of dollars and I didn’t get any of it…so as they retire and live the good life…I get to struggle to pay for this bottle of whiskey I am drinking…I mean if you cosider sneaking in your wife’s purse a struggle….I guess part of me likes keeping shit ghetto.

Here are my stepLINKS….

It’s Like Pearl Harbor With Herpes
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Guess Who Was Fucking a Tranny
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Because You Like to Look at Whores as Much as I Do
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Adrianne Curry is Nude
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The 25 Hottest Ring Girls of MMA
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The Top 20 Sports Women the Maxim Hot 100 Forgot
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Mischa Barton Panty Upskirt
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Bullies Tattoo Kid Nation Freaks Out
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Carrie underwoos is a Country Slut
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Brandy Does Her Cam Dance
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Paula Abdul is Most Probably on Drugs and Definitely Leggy
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Some Pussy Fun in the Bedroom – VIDEO
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Marcela Kloosterboer is Easy on the Eyes
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High Speed Wheelchair!! – VIDEO
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Jaime Lynn is a Dirty Whore and I Like It
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Man, This is an Ass that is Just out of Hand
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50 Cent Looks Like He’s Dying of AIDS or Something
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Braless McCord Sisters Know How To Traffic Sex
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Lesbian Photoset of the Day
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Mmmmmm victoria Justice
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Brenda Song Deserves A Stroke Or Two
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Some Rhianna Just Cause
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The Best of Beyonce is Here
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Guess Who is Addicted to Ambien
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Young Horny and Beautiful Lesbians
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Allison Hagendorf Maxim Shoot
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Gotta Love an LA Woman
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Lisa Chandler Gallery
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Naked Blonde Cam Babe
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Megan Fox is Sexy as Jonah Hex
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30 People Who Really Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Own Guns
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Kendra’s Season Finale Will Be Full of Shit
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Hulk Hogan Must Really Fucking Hate Cereal
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I Can’t Decide if Gwyneth Paltrow is Hot Or Not
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Blondie Decides What to Wear
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Striptease of the Day
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Lady Gaga Tucks Her
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Sarah Vandella Loses Her Jeans
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Meet Paula Prendes
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Follow Me, I’m Begging You
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

27

May

Kendra Sex Tape Review of the Day

Yesterday I had the great honor of being the first to bring you a clip from Kendra Wilkinson’s Sex Tape Kendra Exposed ….it was one of my first exclusives and the whole thing was pretty exciting for me as I am normally really useless..but not as exciting as the fact that KendraExposed is available online right now…and I know how much all you fuckers love celebrity sex tape…no matter what level of celebrity the bitch in the sex tape actually has….

I bought the Kendra Sex Tape last night using friend’s credit card when he passed out drunk….Here are my quick notes….

She starts off with a stripshow…her hair is thick and horselike, clearly bitch was a stripper or spent a lot of time at the stripclub. She does all the standard stripper moves. From the ass flex, booty shake all set to some updated porno beats that are still cheesy as fuck, but that’s really what you want, especially when it flushed out Kendra’s voice…

Like any 18 year old in 2003, she does not like him to zoom in on her, maybe because she’s got a vagina complex, which I understand, because her pussy is pretty meaty, discolored and uncontained, dried up prune and wise beyond its years that may be 18 but looks like it could be 80 and in need of a wax, but most pussy is, making her no different than everyone else, but unlike current nude pics of her, there was no photoshop used…and thankfully unlike the current state of her pussy now that she’s had twins….

They fuck on a white trash bed with some cat comforter waterbed shit you’d expect many bottles were returned to pay for…cuz we all gotta start our porn career somewhere – whether it is in the trailer park, our dad’s workshop, or the back alley….or on a ghetto bed….

She tries hard to pull thru, she knows she’s filming a porn, she puts some serious effort into it…sure I’ve had better sex than this, less awkward conversation and joking around about PRECUM….the precum of a dude who sucks at directing, but more importantly looks fucking retarded, like some serious white trash with some real dumb looking teeth, who fucks like a lazy slob, and keeps Kendra working….

So girls, let this be warning – film a sex tape when you get the chance – cuz you never know when you’ll need it to pay the bills….or when you’ll want to release it to remind people of what you had when you were younger….

The big question this sex tape brings up is what other quality dudes she has had inside her… and the good news is that unlike the movies you’re into she doesn’t die at the end…weirdo….

The movie is awesome. I loved watching it. The ending is on another level of weird. Kendra’s not that hot. But fucking on tape is fucking on tape….


So to See the Awkward Ending of an Pretty Good Celeb Sex Tape…Follow This Link….
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Here are some NSFW screen caps….but the whole site is mildly NSFW according to most so if you’re hear already…then you should be fine…


Via KendraExposed

Posted in:Kendra Exposed|Kendra Wilkinson|Sex Tape

2010

27

May

Kate Moss Topless on the Beach Pictures of the Day

Kate Moss gets dirty on the beach, because let’s face it she gets dirty everywhere, but that’s just something that happens when you have unprotected sex with people who have shared needles and fucked numerous groupies on the regular, like every one of her rockstar boyfriends that she is drawn to because I guess models like rockers and rockers like models when they aren’t too busy banging teenage fans at their concerts, and none of that matters, cuz she’s topless, and AIDS is a non issue since we’re not fucking her, and since you can’t get AIDS for looking at pictures of her topless, lonely perversion can be a pretty good fucking deal sometimes….and this is one of those times…

More pictures of her older, fatter, boxier and a far cry from the skinny model we grew up wanting to fuck…but she’s still good enough to look at cuz you can’t get AIDS from lookin…..I think I said that already….to come…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Boobs|Kate Moss|Topless

2010

27

May

stepNEWS of the Day

Earlier today I posted some shit on a mom finding out her 16 year old daughter strips cuz they club used her to promote an ad and the mom I guess likes to keep up on stripclub ad campaigns or some shit….but there are a lot more ghetto, ridiculous, funny shit going on in the world…and here is some of the most recent stepNEWS finds…cuz Celebrities are boring….

Des Moines Man Accused of Impregnating Special Needs Woman

CIA Planned on Fake Saddam Hussein Sex Tape

Scranton Teen Pleads Guilty to Peeing on Baby Jesus

Memphis Man Robbed When Going to Meet Computer Girl for Sex

2-yr-old smokes 2 packs a day
This 2-year-old Sumatran boy smokes 40 cigarettes a day….

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

27

May

Emma Watson’s Harry Potter Legs of the Day

Harry Potter always makes me feel uncomfortable because I know more adult men were into the series than little kids…and I know in watching the first show that those adult men were thinking about how excited they will be the day Emma Watson turns 18 so that their virgin loser sexual fantasies about wizard pussy doesn’t break any kiddie porn laws…..watching and waiting….movie release after ovie release….and many awkward discussions with their friends on their virgin loser geek message boards about when they can look at her and jerk off…and I’m pretty sure that time has come and gone, but here are some pics of her legs in a car, in a dress that you can’t look up, but I have faith in your computer skills and ability to do a 3D model of this to use for your special alone time…which is a lot more humilating than regular alone time, which is all the time. I just hope no virgin geeks were killed in the process of posting these pictures…I know how crazy legs can drive a motherfucker who has never fucked before…

Pics via Pac

Posted in:Emma Watson|Harry Potter|Legs

2010

27

May

Unfortunately Trying To Look Up Gwenyth Paltrow’s Skirt of the Day

I have no standards or self control…I can’t help myself…i know she is ugly….but I can see up her skirt….I know I never understood why celebrities like Brad Pitt and other dudes were dating her…I figured it was a PR thing cuz there was a time she was at the top of her game…I knew it wasn’t for her looks cuz she looks like some kind of fucking muppet…but she’s flashing her ass cheek, showing off a bit of her mommy parts…and as disgusted as I am by it…I am sucked in….I’ve made this my life…and I can’t turn my back on an upskirt now…even though I should, just be thankfully it is only one picture.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Gwenyth Paltrow

2010

27

May

Nicole Scherzinger Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger won dancing with the stars because she’s a professional dancer and if it wasn’t for the Pussycat Dolls, she would have probably been one of the professional dancers that are hired to dance with the dance retarded stars who aren’t really stars as doing this show is pretty much only done after they’ve reached the end of the fucking celebrity line….it’s just that the name is misleading….and apparently so are Nicole Scherzinger’s ass, because after staring at them for a while, there’s no way there’s a set of balls to match her hard dude face she can thank botox for…and she is in fact just a hot bodied bitch whose insecurities have wronged her face….and apparently also wronged her upper body in this shitty choice of shirts…but really who gives a fuck cuz this post, the fact she wrongfully won a show that is wrongfully a huge success on air, and is really all about the ass pic.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Nicole Scherzinger

2010

27

May

Sienna Miller Shitty Panty Flash Scares Me of the Day

I am glad that Sienna Miller is wearing panties….Mainly cuz I am convinced this bitch has AIDS….but also because I don’t think she’s all that into hygiene or pussy maintenance cuz she’s some gutter drunk from the UK who fucks a variety of men, married or not, as long as they have a cock, she’s ready invite them in for a cup of tea….I am also kinda freaked out with whatever unstable shit her face is doing in this shit while taking to her sister and some gay dude…but that doesn’t change the fact I do wish that we had a bit of a better angle on this though, cuz seeing a nasty pussy trying to escape her panties to hunt out the next home to wreck, especially when it was one I wanted to fuck back when it was hot, is excitng, while seeing this shit is kinda dull….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Scary|Sienna Miller