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2010

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I had a mild heart attack. I got my hands on an extra large pizza and ate the whole thing. Probably not the best idea when you’re on the verge of death, but I like to think I was just eating my feelings. I didn’t take myself to the hospital, I figure I’ll just wait for death to take me, but for some reason, unlike Dennis Hopper and Gary Coleman…It never does…

Here are my stepLINKS….I’m going to stare at tits in skirts.

Miley Cyrus Camel Toes Portugal in the Face
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And More Memorial Day Lookin’ Good Sweethearts
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Because Sluts and Whore Will Make Even The Worst Day Better
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Hot Celebrities Born in June
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Adrienne Curry Bikini Shots, Just Cause
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World Record Mega Jump From Eiffel Tower – VIDEO
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Ranking College Football’s 10 Lamest Mascots
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Jate Moss is Topless
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I Don’t Know What Electric Daisy Carnival Is, But After Taking a Look At This Video, I’m Starting to Think I Should
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A Little Miley Cyrus Jailbait Action
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Now THIS is a Bad Trip – Must Must Read
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Katie and Her Pussy Play
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Cheao Webcame Amateur
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Olivia Wilde is NSFW
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Sunny Leone is on a Spiral Staircase
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Sexual Statues! a Gallery
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Wow Check Out Kim Hosing Herself Down
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Kate Bosworth Bikini Pics
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Some Jessica James Just For Good Measure
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More From Celebrity Rehab Rumor Ridiculousness, Starring Tila Tequila
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And More Kelly Brooke
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Sophie Reade Gallery
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Victoria’s Secret Honors Rosie Huntington-Whiteley with a Sexy Video
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Ohhhhh Some Halle Berry is Always Nice
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Jessica Alba Bikini Pics
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Sandra Shine Plays With a Dildo – VIDEO
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A Tribute to Gary Coleman – VIDEO
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Wow Naomi Campbell is Dressed Like a Soccer Mom and It Makes Me Want to Bang Her Even More
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Mmmmmm vida Guerra
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Gotta Love a Pic Dump
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Alice Eve Sizzles In GQ
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The 25 Funniest Fox News Screen Captures
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Guess Which Old Geezer Wants to Fuck Jessica Simpson?
(No It’s Not Her Dad)
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Reporter Isn’t Even Phased By the Cock – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Imogen Thomas Lingerie
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Sex Toy Fun in the Kitchen – VIDEO
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Katie Kox is Sexy
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Hot Slut of the Day
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The 66 Most Over Rated Women of 2010
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Follow Me, Me and My Hangover Are Begging You
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

01

Jun

Tara Reid in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day

This is probably the biggest story of the day….Tara Reid is still alive. I pretty much forgot about her and her shitty fake tits and ravaged body. I just figured she just died off somewhere and no one really noticed or bothered because she doesn’t matter and no one cares about her….especailly since she was slowly killing herself and her career over the last decade…..but there was a time when she was in her 20s and was a respectable young actress we all wanted to fuck…and not some 35 year old latch on pig with a shitty fake tan who looks like death…..and for some reason…this totally turns me on….but then again I have no taste and I love ravaged bitches who look like drug addicted strippers who are forced off the stage and into the back alley to make enough money to pay rent…it’s just my fetish…

To See the Rest of the Pictures of Tara Reid in a Bikini – Follow this LInk
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Posted in:Bikini|Tara Reid

2010

01

Jun

Adrianne Curry’s Bikini Quest for Twitter Followers Continues of the Day

Adrianne Curry told me off on Twitter before blocking me. I’d say it was the highlight of my life, but unfortunately for her, she’s totally insignificant. The only thing she is good for is the Tila Tequila approach to getting noticed, and that’s by taking half naked pictures and posting them to twitter, hoping idiots like me who write about any pussy in a bikini, no matter how relevant or irrlevant they are, because pussy in bikini is a fetish to me, pretty much the main reason I have a Facebook account, or why I go to the beach, public pool or park. I’m an easy fucking crowd, cuz seeing a bitch in bikini, no matter how bad her fake tits are, or what she does for a living or who’s attention she is trying to get from getting in the bikini, just doesn’t matter….as long as they are in a fucking bikini…if oyu know what i mean….

Posted in:Adrianne Curry|Bikini

2010

01

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Celebrities are boring. I don’t care that Al and Tipper Gore are splitting off, I’m just more concerned with seeing the sex tape. I don’t care about what cunt is walking out of some expensive restaurant or some red carpet. I don’t care about some PR spin Lohan is making about where she is hiding out while trying to get sober. I don’t care what failed child star died before his time, or what child star I wish died before their time. I care about how fucking weird our world is and here is some stupidity that happened in the news today….I expected more since it was memorial weekend…but fuck it, this is good enough.

CT Cop Accused of Showing Obscene Cell Phone Photos on Traffic Stop

2 Dead in Strip Club Murder in Austin, TX – Cuz sometimes lap dances cost so much you could just kill the bitch for telling you her personal problems, while charging you per song to talk to you, like talking to her was a fucking fetish…cunt.

Man Repeatedly Calls 911 After His Mom Takes His Beer

Naked man attempts to kidnap girl
A naked man near a Lawrence baseball field tried to pull a 6-year-old girl who had run off from her grandmother into the woods with him on Thursday.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

01

Jun

Kelly Brook Ass in Some Sneaker Ad of the Day

I have a lazy pig of a wife who never really does anything that involves getting off the couch or eating prepared food. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her clean, do laundry, shower or cook…even though you’d think someone her size would love cooking and would have to clean both her clothes and herself because of the constant sweating….but laziness always overcomes…So I love seeing women in traditional gender roles, when bitches would spend the days at home cooking and cleaning and fucking the mailman out of boredom, while the husband was at the office making money while fucking the secretary, the cleaning staff, the neighbor’s wife…so this pictures of Kelly Brook get me and my needs and touch me on an emotional level, but unfortunatley are totally unbelievable, because I know any bitch that looks this good is married to a dude who has enough money to pay a staff and is just as lazy as my wife to do these menial everyday chores left for the common folk and migrant workers….it’s like this is the other end of the fucking spectrum of pig women, but at least she looks good when pretending…

Posted in:Ass|Kelly Brook

2010

01

Jun

Kim Zolciak in her Bikini of the Day

This is not some United Colors of Benetton shit….it’s just some southern trash from some Real Housewives of Atlanta shit giving some black girl a high five to make us think that she’s not some racist like her Southern ancestors who used to own little black girls.

She’s in a bikini and the only interesting thing in all this is that she is 32 years old, but somehow manages to look like she’s mid 40s soccer mom of four at some 3 star resort in the Domincan cuz that’s all her gutter ass can afford…and I’m not really sure why, but here are her pics for you to try to figure out…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Kim Zolciak

2010

01

Jun

Kelly Rowland Implants in a Bikini of the Day

I wonder how much Kelly Rowland resents Beyonce for leaving her behind and running off with her own solo career, because Beyonce is an ego and didn’t like sharing the stage with the other girls. Sure, Kelly Rowland made a ton of money, doesn’t have to work ever again, but you know how people are, they always want what they don’t have, and don’t appreciate what they do have, so everytime Beyonce’s name comes up, her insides just cry, leaving her with little else to do but spend her time getting implants and walking around on the beach, hoping that a rapper will miraculously sweep her off her feet and give her work like she was Rihanna, but I think it’s safe to assume standing under the sun is the only shine this popstar will ever get again…and here are the pics…

Here she is in some one-piece….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Implants|Kelly Rowland

2010

01

Jun

Halle Berry’s Boring Bikini Pictures of the Day

These are some really dull bikini pictures of Halle Berry. It’s like she might as well be wearing clothes because she is so covered up. It is probably because she hasn’t gained her confidence in her body back after her ravaged stomach and pussy from having her baby….something most women never get over but usually just embrace and give up on trying to look worth fucking on the beach…but most women aren’t hollywood and don’t really care if they get a role in a movie of a magazine spread in a magazine, but are more concerned with getting a minute to themselves to either rub one out or take a fucking nap and really who cares. I know I don’t. I just post this shit cuz I don’t know what else to do with my time.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Halle Berry

2010

01

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures of the Day

Candice Swanepoel makes me want to save the money I make collecting cans to buy a plane ticket to South Africa because apparently, the white pussy that escapes and makes it to America is pretty fucking hot, I don’t even care that the nation they are from has the number 1 Aids rate in the world, I think that just makes them more exciting to fuck, because you assume they don’t have AIDS, but you just don’t know, because despite how hot they look, it only takes one open-sore handshake with a local merchant, or one crazy night getting gangraped by tribesmen back at some South African frat party to pollute this pussy….not that fucking her is really an option, which I guess is probably a good thing based on statistics, but at least we can stare at her bikini pics, cuz the only way to get AIDS from looking at bikini pics is if you’re doing it while fucking a crackwhore up the ass without a condom…

Posted in:Bikini|Candice Swanepoel

2010

01

Jun

Miley Cyrus Camel Toe in Concert of the Day

Miley Cyrus, Camel Toe

I don’t know what the legalities of posting pictures of a 14 year old’s camel toe on the internet is, but I am assuming that 95% of the world either have kids or have come across articles about Miley Cyrus and realize that she is public domain, and by public domain, I mean a dirty little slut who likes cock especially it belongs to a Disney Exec, because Disney Execs give you money to keep your fucking month shut, money that buys you lots of nice things….

So here she is performing with her cameltoe, not wearing pants, pretty much because that’s the new standard for popstars, or really anyone on stage or in the mainstream trying to look fashionable, because everyone is doing it and I’m not complaining, because I like any piece of clothing that touches pussy, ass and tit, so if I was to be reincarnated into a garment, this would be it, because it allows you to keep things diverse…and while I wait for that to happen, I’ll just put on my Aerobic VHS from ’89 I used to masturbate to, or stand outside American Apparel changing rooms, or volunteer at the ballet school down the street, where the 19 year olds are built like 11 year olds, or maybe I’ll just watch the old folk’s home swimming lessons, cuz none of those bitches are rockin’ the two piece, all to get my dose because leotards are apparently where it’s at…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Miley Cyrus