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2022

05

Aug

Feminist Friday of the Day

I saw a “facebook” memory that I posted 10 years ago directed at what was one of the first big feminist blogs affiliated with Gawker, they’d feature DrunkenStepfather in their Misogynist Round Up which at the time annoyed me, because I am not a Misogynist, calling a girl a whore doesn’t mean I hate women, it means if they are whores, and celeb women are whores, that’s hardly hating women…

You see, I think women are amazing, hot to look at, funny to talk to, some are smart, some dumb as shit, but all are capable of doing whatever it is they choose to do. I do find them dumb for leaving the housewife role, raising the family, or turning on their body’s ability to 3D print a human, for studio apartments, designer purses, vibrators and random empty sex to feel like they are living theeir best life..seems like they were sold some bullshit that can’t make their lives happier….but yeah…

I wrote to Jezebel that my favorite thing about feminists is fucking them up the ass and asking if that’s how their real dad did it, and after 10 years of reflection, my favorite thing about feminists is their vaginas, second favorite thing is their tits…..

So, these girls aren’t necessarily feminists, but they are braless, it’s a trend, thanks to the whole whore thing and respectable woman thing merging into one big perverted mess full of jerk off material for us…a good thing………

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2022

05

Aug

Intense Workout and Other Videos of the Day

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Upskirt Fail

Nice Outfit

Short Skirt – Disco Ball

No Bra

Great Cameltoe

This is a dumb fucking comedy video as an excuse to be in a bikini

Strong Flex

Powerful Outfit

Fit Bitch

Stretched Out Torture

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2022

05

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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In an amazing series of events, my high tech set up over here at DrunkenStepfather headquarters, which basically involves a lap top I found in the trash, because we don’t have a budget for equipment around here, we barely manage to pay our hosting costs, which is why I am going to make it a 30 dollar member site to read my amazing words, but yeah, I have a sticky fucking period, which I guess is what girls go through every month, but it just doesn’t fucking work, so MORE RUN ON SENTENCES for you…

Sticky periods are the worst kind of periods when you spend your day writing a dumb fucking site and periods are needed…
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In other news, I was going down on a girl once and her pussy farted out what looked like a bowl of cottage cheese, it didn’t look or taste like cottage cheese, but after I puked she did indeed confirm that it was cottage cheese she turkey blasted into herself a month prior, a pretty specific fetish I thought….a pretty unfortunate fetish I knew… but I don’t think she really had a cottage cheese fetish, but was actually using cottage cheese as a cover-up for her fucked up discharge…I just saw some soccer mom in leggings eating cottage cheese for breakfast and remembered how cottage cheese was ruined for me…or maybe made better…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning for you pervert cottage cheese eatig mooch fucks.

Alicia Schmidt Training
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Nicki Minaj Gets Freaky
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Aaron Rodgers Does Psychedelics
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Bella Hadid Hits the Beach
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The Woman Who Has Removed Over 300 Hooks Out Of Shark Mouths!
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Using Orange Pill Bottles to Make Robots
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Baby Panda Meets Mom
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Days of Our Lives is Going to Streaming
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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2022

04

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Here are them stepLINKS for all you people out there not having your face sat on….to choke you out and maybe even die…..the ideal way to go….

I’ve had two people offer to slit my throat and drink my blood the last two days, which I thought was weird, random, and coincidental in a world that has no coincidences, before remembering that the zombie apocalypse is on the horizon, and this may just be the starting point of humans eating humans while the alien overlords jerk off like they are in the VIP room in Squid Game…..not Squid and the Whale….that was a whole other boring ass movie with the DUMB AND DUMBER GUY that would be better if it was a Zombie Apocalypse, which it should have been since they had that Mark Zuckerberg nerdy actor Eisenberg in it…..or was it Screech….I get those two confused FILM HISTORY WITH JESUS MARTINEZ……that’s me……

Just wait until I start a podcast, I’m way more annoying in the “spoken” word form….SLAM POETRY doesn’t have shit on how annoying I am….good thing NO ONE WILL LISTEN…

But yeah, the zombie apocalypse seems to be on schedule, because the zombie minds are forming, the only antidote is this MRNA vaccine called stepLINKS…..you must click them…..

Joey King is Very Hot in Latex
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Brooks Koepka’s Wife Jena Sims’ Bikini Video!
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Improve Life with These Hacks
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Addison Rae Goes Viral for Blasphemy
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Josie Canseco’s Lingerie!
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Peyton Kennedy has Pokies
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The Slutty Artwork of Beyonce’s New Album I Didn’t Post Because Who Cares About Old as Shit Beyonce – even with the big tits
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Alex Jones to Pay 4 Million Dollars to Sandy Hook Victims
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Bears Trying To Hunt Salmon Falling Off Brooks Falls!
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CNN Suffers Worst Numbers Since 2016
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Powerful Speaker has Visible Soundwaves
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Devin Booker and Kendall Jenner Go West!
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NFL fans gag over Jarvis Landry’s scarring cupping therapy photo
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In the Bathroom with Kara Del Toro
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Avril Lavigne Fans hate her New Collab
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Jennifer Coolidge Has Boned 200 People Since American Pie
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‘Days of Our Lives’ Moving to Peacock After 6 Decades
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Sheriff Raids An Indiana Garage For A Batmobile For His Friend!
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DoorDash Driver Fired – Shows Up at Woman He Assumes Got Him Fired’s Work
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Cool Synth Music with Magnets
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Trap for Would-Be Theives that is Effective
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Hottie Taylor Rooks Heads to Thursday Night Football
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Hot Nude Model Delfi in Not Much More than Snake Skin Boots
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Josephine Skriver Gets her Body Sculpted
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How an Infinite Hotel Can Run Out of Rooms for the Mathletes
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BP Has Biggest Profits in 14 Years – How About Them Gas Prices
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Bugatti W16 Engine
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MMA Crime Fighter!
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Izabel Goulart Wins Best Tan
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Big Mudslide in Switzerland
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Video Game Battle at an Arcade
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Truly Unique Inca Whistle Jars Making Animal Noises!
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Improve Life with These Hacks
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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From the Forum

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Nicolette Sheridan Braless Hard Nip
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Amanda Bynes in the streets
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Addison Rae in Short Shorts
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Kendall Jenner in Bike Shorts
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Kristen Bell Fit
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J.Lo Bikini Shoot
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Lindsay Lohan in a White Dress
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Lohan in a Black Dress
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Saoirse Ronan on a Bike
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Tallia Storm in a Tight Dress
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Lais Ribiero on a Boat
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Julianne Hough – Legs on the Street
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Gigi Hadid Weird Face Belly Shirt
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Camila Cabello in Big Pants
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Vanessa Hudgens in Capri
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Sarah Hyland in a Sports Bra
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From stepSMUT!!

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Modern Scissoring
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The Most Dangerous Sex Tape Ever Made
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Hot Busty Bodied Reddit Amateur
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6 Public Acts that Make You a Whore
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Blondie Gets Naked in the pool
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5 WTF was That Moments
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Pretty Messy
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Naked Glamour Model
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14 People Having a Shit Day
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Alien Dildo
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Hot Bikini Babe Grabbing her Hot Jiggly Ass
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Ass Eating Babe Sucks a Dick
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This Should be a Calvin Klein Ad
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Connie in Lingerie
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Fucking Beauty Products
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Big Tits in the Bath
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Cinematic Cum Shot
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Amateur Sucks Dick
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Sitting on a Dildo
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Big Titty Milf Shows her Box
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Gilbert’s Gape
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Classic Acrobatic Nude Shoot with Heather Rene Smith
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Puking is Not Hot
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Nude Model Briana Lee in a White Outfit
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Face Sitting Time
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Amateur Shows his Appreciation to Vagina
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Creampie
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Babe Eating Ass
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Athletes Having a Shit Day
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Beer O’Clock
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Big Bath Boobs
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Bitches Love Boats
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2022

04

Aug

Leni Klum’s Booty on a Boat of the Day

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Leni Klum’s making moves in this world of being a rich as shit kid with a rich dad, mom, step-dad and other step-dad, it’s good be he Leni Klum, the white Heidi Klum daughter who is now 18 and doing what the 18 year old with big dreams do on social media….stripping the fuck down so that all her followers because that’s what people her age do when building their personal brand, celebrity, onlyfans exclusive site, modeling career to live the influencer dream of doing nothing and getting paid heavy for it…

I am sure the majority there because they have a Heidi Klum fetish and want to make it a Heidi Klum and daughter fetish now that she’s legal, because one pussy made the other pussy and that’s some natural phenomenon weirdness you can jerk off to…and it probably wouldn’t even be the weirdest thing Heidi’s done, you know she’s a German after all and she did get pregnant A LOT over the years….

She’s a legit babe, the amazing things that Eugenics can do for a society, this is the 4th generation and those German genes are still pushing through strong……look at this compact – big titty babe who deserves all the praise nepotism brings her…because she’s hot..

I am a full endorser of nepotism across the board, why would an industry want to let strangers into the house, there’s enough willing talent to keep the elite group safe….but at least this one is hot….

The point of this post is – Leni Klum is the future generation of babes and she’s in a thong bikini to celebrate all the good things to come…

You can’t have a Mom/Daughter fetish without the mom so here’s Heidi Klum bikini dance….you know cuz the pussy up top came out of the pussy down below back in Heidi’s younger and more wild climbing to the top times…and that’s fucking wild.

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2022

04

Aug

Madison Beer Forgives Pedo Bear of the Day

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As an industry vixen who started at a young age because her mother saw the success of Bieber with Youtube and figured her little angel could pull the same hustle too, just put up those cover song videos and attract the worst possible male audience who fetishize young girls who sing cover songs, not that they cared, it was all for the views man, you need the views to get where you need to go man, do it for the band man….like jerking off in a flute…

So we can assume that Madison Beer had a pretty deep relationship with Pedo Bear, maybe even one of those #MeToo type of relationships with Pedo Bear, but like all strong bonds, fights are petty and it’s important that after some reflection, that you rekindle and move past those dark times, as life and progress relies on forgiving but more importantly forgetting and with that advice, they can hop back in the tub together while she’s of age, meaning Pedo Bear is no longer Pedo Bear, but just Bear…

Posted in:Madison Beer

2022

04

Aug

Madison Pettis Bikini Tits of the Day

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I may not really know who Madison Pettis is but she climbed the ranks of Disney, as a young talented actress with a dream that her parents are totally into supporting because it validates their breeding, makes them money, and they’ve been conditioned to think celebrity is amazing, even though it is filled with liars, perverts, and the scum of the fucking earth who don’t think they are scum because people suck up to them, they make money, and they are basically untouchable…..you know what I mean….these freaks and their underage sex parties, or actual murderers who get off thanks to being celebrity, all while playing the relatable guy on your favorite sitcom, making selling off your kid to that DARK ENERGY insane, but something people do.

Anyway, Rihanna spotted this one’s tits, or was pitched to help this one show off her tits as part of her marketing herself into an adult world, and it’s done pretty good for her, better for us, because her body is mental, just look at them titty spilling out of that bikini, it’s kinda how you’d like all bikinis on all skinny bitches to look, innit.

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2022

04

Aug

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Thongs are great at one thing – showing asshole without a girl having to feel like a slut who has to get naked to show said asshole – just straight up window to the soul buttholes peeking out around a panty so that they can post it on instagram for all to see when promoting the nudes they are selling…it’s basically what breast feeding does for tits…FREE THE NIPPLE as long as you have someone latching onto one of the tits…then it’s SFW natural..but for buttholes…which some could argue are better than tits because they are the orifice that we can all unite over…since everyone has it…which I guess would outrage the woke with “Ablism” because a percentage of cancer survivors, birth defects and other colon issues from infection to disease…get their assholes sewed up….but even they like jerking off to asshole in a “oh wouldn’t it be nice to have one of those” kinda of way….you know STOMA bag wearers MAY be more into anal sex than a twink in a gay bath house covered in Monkey Pox because of his lack of asshole….so THERE…not “ablism” at all….there is such thing as grey areas…..like not all retards cry when you say “last night was retarded because I ate some pussy that left a shit stain on my bed…..because she was in a thong and it is not very good at covering asshole…NOT ALWAYS A GOOD THING”…..

Wow. That was a weird post, I bet it’s hard to read.

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2022

04

Aug

Alexis Ren Kinda Nude of the Day

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Alexis Ren may be the leader of talentless girls using their bodies as a currency, selling their bodies to the internet, and not because she’s got an OnlyFans, I don’t think she actually has an OnlyFans, and if she did, this would be a pretty fucking disappointing sext for the virgin nerds with credit cards that she rooked into this supporting her already rich life for some low level attention thanks to a fear of missing out or NOT being part of her bullshit community….

I call her the leader of no marketable skills, besides having a body, because she was cast as the hot bodied girlfriend in some epic travel videos that made her boyfriend and her pretty fucking rich in the process…just softcore aspirational young romance that was cheesy to dudes out there but that inspired so many girls to find their hot rich travel boyfriend to co-star in their ass content around the globe….

The unfortunate thing is that with her money she got shitty bolt ons, ruining all hot bodies, but the body’s still hot, so that’s why she keeps bringing it, it’s her only marketable skill and all it needs to get ahead…take that toxic masculinity and the patriarchy….if you want to show off your white male privilege don’t just go out there and apply for a job to see how much you suck, but start a TikTok to get 0 followers doing the exact same content a hot bitch does….

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2022

04

Aug

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I am a big endorser of tiny tits, because I think the tiny tit girls need to hear it. I mean just this morning I was trying to jerk off to a set of tits that were smaller than small thanks to the girl being a lot into fitness, but not in a “I’m a closet case” or “I’ll fuck a dude to destigmatize monkey pox being a gay disease” kind of way…fitness in a hot way, she just didn’t have tit…so yeah, I am all about the tiny tits, as they are still tits and sometimes girls need to hear that they are fine the way they are and don’t need to get big fake tits to matter, it won’t make their life better and it won’t make people like me like their tits better….natural is what we need in this fake as shit world….own your god given looks…

But that doesn’t mean I don’t like big fucking titties beating up my face, filling my empty soul, in my mouth, or just on a bitch in public, because they are amazing, a gift for all involved, especially the owner of said tits….I mean just a few hours ago I watched some old as shit lady walking her dog in a tight t-shirt and I was like “AMAZING TITS”…..to which she said “what’s that sonny do you want a Werthers Original”….

So in conclusion, I’m a dude, I support small tits, but still love big tits, because tits, so obviously, or NATURALLY, my favorite internet game besides stretching pussy out is TITTY drops….just a creative way for tits to be seen in a fun and less shameless way…..and that is why we do this LIFE CHANGING Post…..

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