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2022

04

Aug

Tanline Thursday of the Day

I don’t know when I developed a tanline fetish, because I used to find the shit cheesy as fuck, but you have to remember that I grew up in stripclubs so the majority of bodies I was seeing naked were gutter, french Canadian, oftentimes toothless, strippers who fucking loved to go to one of the tanning salons on every street corner, because people just couldn’t get enough of them.

I think that’s why I turned on the overall Kardashian, duck face, muppet face, botox, filler and filter face that’s so fucking popular now, because the french Canadian strippers were doing that whole thing 25 fucking years ago and I thought it looked silly then….as it does now…..the whole rich ladies and gutter strippers have the same aesthetic.

ANYWAY, I grew out of my tanline hate, and fucking love seeing girls showing off all the VITAMIN D that they’ve got from our friend that has been dragged through the mud as being a killer, when he’s not, you know the Steven Avary of nature, our SUN…..

So I am a fan, of natural tanlines before the sun addicted bitch ends up a lathery pile of trash you’d expect to find sagging on a florida bitch, crisping up, in her retirement…..

I am not a fan of spray tans, or sunscreen, just a pure old fashioned, traditional tan, but I’ll take what I can get, since it is NATURE’s highlighter…..

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2022

04

Aug

Gamer Girl and Other Videos of the Day

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Back Stretch

Workout of the Week

Get Your Stretch On

REACH

Rabbit Ears…..

Titty Loving Pony

Shit Stepping Cowgirl

Military Formation

Yoga Flex

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2022

04

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Everything is pretty fucking fake, I don’t even know what to believe, which is why you should manifest your own existence in this fucking simulation, hopefully better than I did, because if you let these idiots run shit, you’re going to end up in a weird fucking place…

I saw people in China being forced to kneel on the street corner while waiting for COVID tests to carrying on their day to day life and you know that the people at the top of the food chain are just fucking laughing in their lizard dens…how far can they take it.

Then I’ve been seeing this whole eat bugs thing going more and more viral, where they are pretending it’s viable protein, when really it is one step up from eating parasites and only birds and fish should really be eating bugs….yet here we are being told it’s cheap and good for the climate….

Then there’s the EV scam, where they pretend Electric Vehicles are some kind of more efficient way to get around, but I guess I can see how people get duped into that one, but I know they are still laughing at us from their private jets people are FINALLY calling them out on….

But the most retarded of the propaganda I know they are laughing at us about is the straight friendly gay sex to destigmatize gay sex in this time of monkeypox.

They have established SUCH a deep rooted hive mind that they can say “go to a gay orgy to show support to your gay friends who are now being made into villains over the whole monkeypox thing”…you know so they can bring it home to their wives and get it into the straight community….

It’s homophobic to not have gay sex and you can’t be homophobic, that’s a hate crime, you’ll go to jail…

They are just trolling seeing how far they push before it cracks and burns…..and people just go along with it…like the idiots that we are…

Yet, I haven’t figured out how to manipulate all you cunts into making me rich, so I guess I’m the real fucking idiot, just like you.

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Avril Lavigne Fans Are Hating Her New Collab!
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Britney Griner Gets Sentenced and President Biden Responds!
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JoeyKing Rocks Some Latex
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Brooks Koepka’s Wife Jena Sims’ Bikini Video
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Dane Cook, 50, engaged to 23 yr old girlfriend
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Hot Model Delfi’s Snake Skin Boots – And Not Much Else!
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How An Infinite Hotel Might Just Run Out Of Rooms!
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Bears Trying To Hunt Salmon Falling Off Brooks Falls!
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California Resident’s Trap For Would-Be Thieves Is Very Effective!
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2022

03

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw some teacher jerked off into flutes that he would later take pics of his students playing, which is one of the weirdest fetishes out there, but I don’t play the flute so I don’t understand…..clearly flutists are whores, otherwise it wouldn’t have become part of the zeitgeist thanks to American Pie……ONE TIME IN BAND CAMP……maybe all our disappointments in our life come from not cumming in/on or with a flute in our asses….

But yeah, I don’t see what the big deal is, other than how weird the fetish is, it’s not people put their mouths on the flute….it’d be way worse if he was jerking off on ice cream sandwiches and making people eat them…you know, if there’s no ingestion, is there really a fetish at all……

The point of the story is that I’ve always said that normies can’t handle porn, this 20 year experiment of making porn available and normalized for normies has created some fucking weirdos…..while I’ve just always been weird…..totally not phased by porn because my mind is sicker than any porn could be….but the normies, they just can’t deal….

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Selena Gomez – Bikini Vacation
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Thalia Paris – Uncensored – For EATS!
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Connor McGregor to Make a Big Screen Debut
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German TV Host’s Nude Swim
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The Origins of the Hold My Beer Meme
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Mac Jones’ Girlfriend in a Bikini
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Miss Bum Bum Suzy Cortez Turns Nudity into Art
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Iskra Lawrence Strips Down to Her Lingerie!
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Trans Cheerleader Gets Booted for Assault
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Tom Brady’s Team Gets Him a GOAT Cake
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Gabrielle Union in a Cut-Out Dress
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TikTok Emma Brooks Launches Swim Collection
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Dane Cook Engaged to 23 Year Old
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Mikayla Demaiter Bikinis!
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Dancing Couple Tango to Eminem’s Lose Yourself
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Differences Between English, German, Dutch and Afrikaans
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Everyone Crashes at BMX Gate
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Hailey Bieber Does Skin Care
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Ferris Bueller Actress Victim of Elder Abuse
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Jerry Jones Used the M-Word and People Were Mad!
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POV Making a Quarter Pounder and Cheese
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Cat Behavior Expert Reacts to the Game Stray
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Babe Does Bike Dancing Tricks
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Charli XCX Turns 30 – Poses Pretty
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Erika Jayne Sells Pasadena Home –
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Kobe Bryant’s Game-Worn Jersey From 1997 NBA Playoffs Sells for $2.73 Million
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New Jersey Councilwoman Hits Biker – Keeps Driving!
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Dude is Addicted to Drinking Hand Sanitizer
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Shop Owner Shoots Would be Robber!
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Topless Model Sonia Posing Romantically
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Truck Rear Ends MG Hector
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Cool Airplane Moments
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10 Fun Gifts for Anybody!
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Zendaya Fashion Campaign
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Maria Bakalova’s Titty in a Dress
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Maria Bakalova in another Dress with Less Titty
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Alessandra Ambrosio Plays Beach Volleyball
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Paris Berelc in a Weird Outfit
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Lais Ribeiro’s Big Tits if You Missed Em
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Hailey Kalil in a Gown
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Emmanuelle Chriqui in a Belly Shirt
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Anne Hathaway in Shorts
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Ashley Benson Gets Gas – Not the Fart Kind
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Lindsay Lohan – Angel in White
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Jordyn Woods – Tight Dress
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Addison Rae Short Shorts
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Cierra Ramirez Big Cleavage
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Billie Eilish Gyms – Coulda Fooled Me!
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Fuck the TV Remote
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Acts that Make You a Whore
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Hot Amateur Scarlett Jones!
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Big Titty Wash
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Ideal Beach Party
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Terrible Tattoo.
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Emma Thynn in a Bikini!
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Strap On Lesbian Threesome
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24 People Having a Shit Day
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Bra Can’t Hold Them
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Driving the Pussy
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Mash-Up Madness
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Danielle with a Butt Plug….
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Panty Fucker
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Mother Nature is a Bitch!
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Fuck Furniture
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Produce Fucker
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Kelly Hall in Jean Shorts
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Pass the Football
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Olivia Pink Penetration
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Gay as fuck Strap On Sex
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Good Dildo Rides
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Big Ass Summer Dildo Dress
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Mutual Masturbation with a View
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Amateur Fuck
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Making Messes
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Cheating Milf on Vacation….
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Car Masturbator
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Skinny Girl Ass Fucked
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2022

03

Aug

Denise Richard’s Has Got them Crazy Eyes of the Day

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I could go through a deep dive into this OnlYFans thing going so mainstream that anyone with an audience has figured out they can make more selling nudes, than by hooking, especially at her age…and by thy I mean Denise Richards, the HIV dodging, Charlie Sheen breeding, known prostitute who managed to get in a movie once or twice, thanks to prostituting right..if you don’t have a soul, but you got a dream, while you are born with a cunt and a set of tits, even if you’re not that hot, you can be anything….I think that’s the motto for feminism…

So yeah, even people with money, want more money, and I guess get off to the attention of people living life like it’s 20 years ago and NO NEW pussy has surfaced to jerk off to..nostalgic fan boy crushes that must be due to autism.

I don’t know what Denise Richard’s deal is, her high budget internet sex work they call premium content that she shoots with her daughter, ,but I know her face scares the fuck out of me and is good to use as a top post for you to get lost in them crazy eyes.

The good news, her explant, empty tit isn’t distracting me so I an focus on “what in the face is that”…..

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2022

03

Aug

Ashley Greene Fat and Topless of the Day

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I never liked Ashley Greene, I don’t know why I always got scam vibes from her. Just Florida trash that sucked the right dick, landed Twilight, which is the equivalent of Gangnam Style for a celebrity, you know a one hit wonder that gets a billion views, because it’s bigger than the idiot and the idiot would never exist if it wasn’t for that viral moment….you get what I am saying..

Then she dated a Jonas brother and pretended to be a virgin or abstinent which no one bought, but for whatever reason that was the trend or the agenda being pushed at the time, it was a long time ago, before everyone realized if they wanted to have staying power they had to get competitive with the porn thing, even though porn was big then, the mainstream was snobby and turned their back on it, before the whole “if you can’t beat em, join em”….plus they definitely chose anal as the grey area of abstinence, which was likely way too familiar to the Jonas brothers, their favorite pass time.

So I haven’t forgot that I didn’t like her, even though I forget most things, and seeing her all bloated and disgusting doing some fat power, body empowerment, fat girls can get topless bullshit, is just gross….however the tits got their swole on, so an old as shit, Ashley Greene and her bloated, ate a bad sub, gunt are a little less offensive….but STILL gross…in a shoulda took it up the ass like she was still being pure with the Jonas brothers to stimulate that impacted shit out of her kind of way…..

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2022

03

Aug

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Get fit or die trying or some shit…

In a world of lazy fucking bitches who sit on their lazy asses and get paid for posting a half assed nude, while some dude sexts on their behalf to the autistic retard fans they’ve managed to rook into their evil fucking exploitative trap….there are a lot of fat girls out there…..obviously we blame the body positivity movement which really was a guarantee win as every fat girl out there would hop on board to the campaign, making it their own, amplifying it and ruining a generation of girls by not let them feel like shit for being fat, to motivate them to not get fat……and the funniest thing about the body positivity movement is that these fat empowered girls photoshop themselves to be less fat and when they actually lose weight, since no one likes being fat, they get shunned by the petty and miserable fat girl community that is a reminder that MISERY ENJOYS COMPANY….

But yeah, despite all the fat propaganda, bitches know they look, feel and fuck better when fit, so this is our shout out to the fit girls out there for being hotter than fat chicks, and a reminder to fat chicks that they can drop the fat girl donut and start excercising their way to true feeling good, feeling happy, and being an actual positive role model for the young fat girls out there to get less fat and live longer.

Point of the story, fit bitches, fitness girls, are better and can ride you while kicking your ass, so you can be the fat one in the bed, the way nature intended….because two fats don’t make a right, but they do break beds while trying to find each other’s genitals for some fishy, musky friction….

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2022

03

Aug

JLo Side Tit of the Day

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I am not into the satanic agenda that is pushing J.Lo in her 50s or 60s, I don’t even know how old she is, but she is too old to be a fucking sex symbol, but I also never bought into her being a sex symbol back when her ass turned a bunch of dudes gay, because I read that guys who are into ass, like me, are dipping a toe into homosexuality…

The point is, she could very likely be born with a penis, we just don’t know and whether Ben Affleck marries it or not doesn’t mean she’s not transgender, and even if she was born with a cunt, she’s old enough to hormonally be a dude….yet here she is playing like it’s 20 years ago, all in swimsuit, tit hanging out the site, face made up like she’s about to indoctrinate kids at DRAG QUEEN STORYTIME….while offending actual women her age who don’t look like this.

I don’t understand why ladies, or the woke mob of outrage, want to cancel all the hot chicks for being hot and replace them with fatties who don’t use photoshop for shock value, banned from TV level modelling….WHILE embracing an old bitch who is obviously jacking herself up and lying about her look….

I guess it’s because if J.Lo can pass for being 30 and they’ve been fans of her since they were 30, it makes them feel less old.

I just think they pulled her out and put her back with Affleck to keep celeb gossip no one pays attention to alive….

When everyone thinks they are a celeb, they don’t need celeb drama to bother….I mean I’ve never cared about celeb shit, but people did, which is why this site exists….I was clickbait chasing….but people used to LOVE this shit…now they don’t…and that threatens the entire industry, because once the spell is broken, how to they push their agenda on the people….no henchmen, no agenda pushing…so they are scrambling and this is that….when the sex tape gets leaked, and people only notice for 5 minutes, you’ll know what I mean…until then, old lady side tit. Gross..

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2022

03

Aug

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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If you can’t see the pussy in a pair of pants, then I don’t consider them real pants, I consider them imposters trying to confuse all us motherfuckers who have grown accustomed to seeing stranger gash in public thanks to their tight pant pant choice. It’s like when they made the move to tight pants and everyone signed on and adopted the tight pant trend, there was really no going back to regular pants that didn’t put the pussy on display for strangers, and you know they’ll all call you perverts for looking, but you also know that they are the perverts who actually like being looked at, that’s why they wear them, they just don’t like being looked at by you…..

There will be a time when tight pants are no more, or when you look at girls in tight pants and all you see is their TRAP dick, because the tuck won’t happen, as we just accept boners in tight pants as a chick thing, girls….just being girls….but until them, it lets me see biological pussy, my favorite kind of pussy, since it is the only kind of pussy, any other manufactured by man pussy is really just a variation of a fleshlight, even when made with actual flesh……

Here’s a tight pants round up of girls not willing to let their tight pants go to waste!

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2022

03

Aug

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I used to hate girls who smoked weed, I have no idea, but as a drunk who didn’t smoke weed, it would annoy me to be around girls who did smoke weed, and unlike booze that knocked a bitch out to make her far easier to be romantic with, the weed kept them lucid and aware…the date rape antidote…

That’s not to say girls who smoke weed don’t get date raped, or that weed doesn’t make girls horny, it’s just to say that I don’t make girls horny so when they are high they are far less likely to sit on my face, even if it’s a great way to spend the high while sensations are heightened, since they know better.

The point is, in my old age, I am all for weed…the weak as shit laid back high, the lack of a hangover, anxiety attacks like some kind of pussy, the medicinal qualities of pain relief….for the chill the fuck out…..

I wouldn’t go so far to say that watching a girl smoke weed is a fetish or cool, I always found weed heads as lame as craft beer enthusiasts, we get it, you smoke…..I wouldn’t even go so far to say weed smoking bitches are fit or hot, because I am sure a bunch are slobs who smoke weed for the munchies…..but I will post a bunch of weed girls trying to make it in the weed world as weed content creators who get paid by the weed companies…because they are naked or half naked….not necessarily making bad choices of “who the fuck cares about my future self”….because weed is the gateway to sex working from home….but probably doing it because lazy stoners with tits know they don’t have to be all that innovative to get paid…JUST SHOW THE TITS.

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