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2022

02

Aug

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

I guess I’ve been conditioned by the media to really appreciate girls in swimwear.

Obviously, I prefer bitches who get fully naked at the beach, pool, or creek they are washing their pussy in after getting fucked in nature, ideally consensually, but I’ll still look at a bikini, one piece, or those old fashioned 1900s swimming outfits ladies used to wear, because I am a pervert and not because I am into aquatic, however I would still watch competitive swimming to see the broad shoulder bitches, some with COCK to make them the woman athlete of the year, just to see how the bathing suit hugs the cunt.

So here’s some random ass bitches in bathing suits to appeal to your looking at random bitches in swimwear, some totally out of context, but who cares, it’s bathing suits people, and the beauty of bathing suits is that I can still jack off to pics of swimsuits from the 80s or 90s….assuming I can still jerk off….which I don’t….but you know what I mean….swimsuit pics, always hot, forever, even when they are not, but I don’t like them enough to wear a woman’s swimsuit I picked up at Walmart to look like a pretty lady in, while I fuck a fleshlight, but close enough to liking them that much so here they are.

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2022

02

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

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The best thing about MILFS is their lack of shame. I assume it has something to do with having had kids and losing part of their soul, while making them pretty comfortable with people seeing their cunts, since they basically shat themselves while shitting out kids for a room full of people…..

It probably has something to do with realizing that they just get uglier, so where you are NOW is as good as you get….coupled with being totally empty on the inside from miserable sex with a husband who doesn’t want to make a porn chick out of the mother of his kids, while she’s bored at home watching porn that makes her want to be a porn chick…..

Then there’s the whole exhaustion and thankless nature of being a mom, that keeps them too busy, too stretched, not enough bandwidth to be annoying, you know the story, you know MILFS….

But the point of the story is the MILFs willingness to get disgusting while chasing just an ounce of excitement, they’ve dealt with gross kids, they can handle gross, which brings me to my point….

The only girl who has ever let me use peanut butter as lube for anal has been a MILF, it was the only thing in the apartment at the time and I figured greasy enough, without realizing, that peanut butter when mixed with shit, all over your mattress for a month was on of those “why the fuck did I do that moment”…..but I bet if you were to follow my lead and I don’t suggest you do, a MILF will do it before a 20 year old fat chick who grew up on porn, well, maybe not a 20 year old who grew up on porn, they are dirty, but not dirty enough to fuck you but you get the point, which is MILFs are too far gone to NOT bring it and that rock bottom place is the best way to use peanut butter as lube.

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2022

02

Aug

Elizabeth Hurley Titty Bounce of the Day

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Liz Hurley just can’t stop and I guess won’t stop…..and I am all for it, because she still looks hot, despite being old as shit, and I like to endorse that to pressure girls out there to not let themselves go, the way the rest of the media tells them to stay fat and be disgusting…..IT IS PROPAGANDA and big media lies….because we all know that fat, dumpy middle of the road 60 year olds are not hot or anything we’d want to fuck when Liz Hurley’s ar still out there.

Sure, there may be a face filter, this may be her son, but I have a feeling that the swollen senior tits are actually her, she’s just been able to focus on being vain all these years because she’s rich from being hot, so why not keep it going….

All this to say, looking good, keep reminding us that any ladies her age or younger who don’t have bodies like this are fucking slackers because it CAN be done.

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2022

02

Aug

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Little known fact, all pants are better pulled the fuck off, next to the couch for a fuck, on the end of the bed for a fuck, in the laundry hamper for a fuck, in the orner of the bathroom floor for a shower that I’m able to watch go down because I am a voyeur and never invited for the fucks…..so I have to take it upon myself and climb fire escapes like I’m not an old fucking pervert too old to be doing parkour to see a stranger I followed home naked….BUT I AM NOT…..where there is a will there is a way….never let anyone age you out on anything, you know the guy who started Walmart only did it in his 40s, so anything is possible in your 50s, it’s just more challenging…..but with all your experience, we hope those challenges are made easier….

But yeah, since we’re not the ones fucking the girls who pull their pants off, and sice most of us are too lazy to do old school voyeurism thanks to the whole nudity on the internet thing, the TIGHT PANTS is the welcomed and appreciated hero that allows us to really imagine with some sense of accuracy as to what a bitch would look like pantslss, so I’m a fan of seeing cunt through pants and YOU SHOULD BE TOO!

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2022

02

Aug

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Just because I took the day off to continue my degenerate weekend as a degenerate – who ultimately hates the fucking internet, the computer and even updating this site that’s become a terrible fucking habit that prevents me from doing all the things I could potentially be doing in life…..like napping, or running hookers…..that doesn’t mean I’ll neglect or turn my back on MILKY TIT MONDAYS for the lactation fetishes out there…..that would be unfair to those lactation fetishists who rely on lactating tits to get off in what I would call a weird fucking fetish, but since it is tits doing what they are built to do it’s not that weird…maybe not getting turned on by lactating tits is the weird thing and that all of us have been conditioned to not find it hot…maybe cavemen would only get off to breast feeding…..I wasn’t there, I’ll never know…..

I do know that whether you weren’t breast fed as a child and feel like you missed out, or if you were breast fed until you were too old to be breast fed cuz your mom’s a sick bitch and basically molested you without you realizing….or if you’re a lonely fuck who has never knocked a bitch up, or been forced to celebrate a milky tit on a women you’ve had a kid with after being together for a long fucking time and the milky tit makes her feel like a different person….or if you’re like me and you just like seeing tits pulled out in public….whether it’s to feed a baby, or to get a few dollars thrown at her….tits are amazing, whether they are hard at work feeding the next generation, hard at work entertaining the strip club, or just being lazy….doing nothing….

I also know that if you get with a girl, which is possible in this era of fat bitches fucking a lot more than they should, you should always say “Mamma” in your best baby voice when sucking her tit, even if you just met the bitch and it is your first time, it’s a total turn on that will put her in the mood…..if you’re really wild throw in a “GOOGOO GAGA”….to really bring it home and get her greasy fat girl pussy creamy…..it’s the modern day “cum in me” when seeking intimacy while being infertile from all the chemicals in the air mixed fucked up hormonal issues. Try it out, let me know how it goes!!

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Posted in:Lactating

2022

02

Aug

Double the Bikinis and Other Videos of the Day

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Woohooo Dancing Sluts

Sports Bra

Strong Chick

Pussy Stretch

Girl and her Yoga

Ballerina Stretch

Boat Stretch

Fit Bitch

Lady in Red

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2022

02

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder if anyone noticed that I didn’t update the site yesterday…because I figure why bother, it’s a pretty pathetic thing to do, and I’d make more money busking outside the subway station with my killer half retard dance moves….

Which reminds me of a story I read yesterday about how Beyonce needs to re-write her satanic song lyrics for using the word SPAZ in in, because apparently SPAZ means someone with Cerebral Palsy, but to someone who has used it sporadically since the 80s, that’s fucking retarded…..

Which reminds me of the Black Eyed Peas changing their “Let’s Get Retarded” hit to “Let’s Get in Started” in the early WOKE mob era, only everyone knew it was “Let’s Get Retarded” even with the CLEVER new lyrics, and everyone sang “retarded” instead of “started” when it came on….because no retards were hurt in the making of the song as most retards don’t even know they are retarded but more importantly…they know that when someone uses the word retarded they are’t disrespecting all retards…they aren’t saying “let’s get into a wheel chair with our helmet on to drool on ourselves as we gaze into the horizon”……it’s just a fucking word…..

Speaking of words, I’ve written too man, so here are some stepLINKS to click on.

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Addison Rae in a Bikini
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Nude Model with the Crazy Tattoos
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Shark Comes Near Cage While Diving
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Steel Mill Malfunction
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Old School Demo on How Fridges Work
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Soccer Goal Denied on Own Teammate
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Wynonna and Ashley Judd cut from Naomi’s Will
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SCARE PRANKS
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Cam Sluts are the Hot Sluts
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2022

29

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Over the years, I’ve come across people fucking in public a bunch of times, usually homeless people, but occasionally it’s a hot chick, rarely but once in a while….but today, in broad daylight, in the middle of a football field, I saw a young couple pretty much fucking, but strategically so no one could really see the fuck going on, but motherfuck was pinning her down, like soft BDSM while kids were running around….unless I witness a rape…

Either way, it’s a racy generation this porn generation and I will say what a great generation. I like their exhibitionist attitude.

OnlyFans is weird when people with money or celebrity hop on to try to exploit helpless dudes with credit cards, with VERY lame and weak sexting pics that they don’t even try in, and with actual sexting that is likely actually a virtual worker from FIVER, with marketing hooks about about how they want to meet their fans. ALL LIES..

I can assure you, they hate their fans, if they liked their fans, they’d give it to them for free.

They would never invite their fans to their birthday parties or to hang, unless maybe the fan paid them stupid amounts of money, but again, it’s just using suckers and laughing at them, like the popular bitches do…..

The fun thing about it is that it reduces all chicks into whores, validating what we’ve always said, everyone has a price, and that price is now spread over as many 10 dollar a month perverts they can get, not the “I’ll show you my cunt for a million dollars” instead it’s a “i’ll show much cunt for a million dollars from 100,000 people paying me 10 dollars”……..

Society may be disgusting, we need a reset, but at least there’s tons of heathens being perverts for perverts like me…

Here are some stepLINKS….that no one gives a shit about because I am irrelevant…and boring….but what about all them tits…..

Christina Aguilera Bikini Pics is Big
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Stella Hudgens Busts Out of her Bikini on the Beach
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Bubba Watson is Heading to LIV Golf!
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Charli XCX Made a Song About Being Hot
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10 Pairs of Shoes that are Clones of Kanye’s new Yeezy
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Lucia Rivera Romero Topless on the Beach
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Angie Everhart Accused of Egging Neighbor’s House
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Man Gives Scammer Taste of His Own Medicine
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Yoga babe going Viral on TikTok
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Model Miranda Kerr Gets Quizzed
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Shakira May Spend 8 Years in Prison
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Em Rata Likes Tweets Abotu her Divorce from Little Bitch Husband
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Aaron Paul Selling Insane Idaho Cabin
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First Engine Start!
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Blind Wood Tuner Makes Great Wood Art
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Clever Optical Illusion Of An Anti-Gravity Ball
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Madison Pettis Hot Lingerie
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Nicki Minaj Drops Trailer for Upcoming Doc Series
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9 Myths People Believe thanks to TV
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Ceiling Collapse During Nap
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Truck Accident that Sent Driver to Prison
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Texting Trucker Crashes
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Max Kellerman takes Tom Brady’s Twitter punch on the chin
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Former NBA Player Adreian Payne’s Cause of Death Revealed
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Nude Model Ona in the Wild
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First Look at Marilyn Monroe ovie
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Ape Grabs Woman’s Hand and Won’t let Go
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Growing a Pomegranate from Seed to Tree
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Woman Driver Crashes
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Robby or Robbie Anderson?
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Sommer Ray Bikinis Well
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Beyonce Drops her New Album – with some Controversy
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Golden Retriever Protects Family from Crocodile
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Rescued Baby Pangolin Loves Piggy Back Rides
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Mikayla Demaiter Made it to Mexico!
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Cam Girls of the Week
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Zoey Deutch in a Long Dress
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Rita Ora in s Skirt and Crop Top
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Sara Sampaio in a Summer Dress
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Vanessa Hudgens Hiding
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Lili Reinhart is Big
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Margaret Qualley at Airport
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Nicole Scherzinger Big Cleavage
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Lottie Moss Bra Top
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Nudes in the Movies
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Old Drew Barrymore Nude
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Kristen Bell in Tight Outfit
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Vanessa Hudgens Bikini
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Charlotte Lawrence Hipster Shoot
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Olivia Ponton Skinny
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Iris Apatow – Tennis Skirt
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Big Ass Addison Rae in Skimpy Ass Shorts
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Joy Corrigan Bikinis
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Hailee Steinfeld Promo Shoot
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Samara Weaving – Skinny
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Cute Girl Being Super Cute
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Naked Hot Chip Challenge with TITS
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Insatiable
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Football Star of the Day
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Quite the Angle
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Big Fucking Titty
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Baby Got Back
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Joey King – Fake Nudes
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Twerking in the Tub
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Dirty Fucking Nurse
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Dildo in her Face – Dildo in her Ass
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Finger in the Ass
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Fit Babe with the Tanlines
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18 People Having a Shit Day
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Big Titty Lola Johnson on Beach
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Big Toy for a Pro
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Step Porn
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Backyard GODDESS
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Naked Monica
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Cute Tattoos
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Misfit Memes
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Chastity Tits For Playboy
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Mirror Dildo Ride
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Cream Pied
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Dildo Grip
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Uber Fuck
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Bed Side Bounce
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Amateur Fucks
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Modern Romance
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Pussy Spreading in the car
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Some Urges Never Die
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Is it big enough?
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Milf with Butt Plug In
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Russian Porno
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45 Year Old Pussy
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Big Titty Viola Strips
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2022

29

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Rockin’ That Mid 30s Body of the Day

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You know, the internet is a fucking lie, right? It’s not real life, and no matter how much people prefer it to real life because they are lazy, scared, shy, medicated on SSRIs, that we have to drink in our tap water thanks to their piss, it’s a safe space to hide, envy others, and create a fake avatar life more interesting than their actual life….

Well, as it turns out, celebrities you may or may not jerk off to, since she’s been getting naked in selfie nudes that were leaked to the internet by her since she was barely 18,….like VANESSA HUDGENS…..edits the shit out of her own photos, trying to make her look like she’s got a better body than she does, despite having been known as PUDGENS forever….

She does the whole workout thing, to make us think she’s not rocking a mid-30s body with a pouch or belly that hangs over her bikini bottoms, and she edits herself to no look as thick, not THICC, but THICK as she is…however…..the paparazzi, which they all pretend to hate so much, bring us the closest thing to real and unimpressive as these people are.

It’s not to say you wouldn’t still fuck her, or that she’s got an AWFUL body, it’s just to say, she’s selling us a different bill of goods, probably while crying empowerment and inclusivity, body positivity and all the other catch phrases they use to destroy our freedom…..and it’s all just hollywood manufactured bullshit.

SEEK TRUTH cuz they’re throwing LOTS of lies your way.

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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2022

29

Jul

Rita Ora Sucks of the Day

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IF you’re wondering why old as shit Rita Ora is not a famous popstar, or why she had to use her tits to get attention in the thirstiest way…..going to multiple events tits out after landing a record deal that didn’t pan out for her…..because she’s no Rihanna….forcing her to be some sort of low hanging fruit influencer…straight from the refugee camps of Bosnia…..then you have to watch her attempt at a song now that she’s rich from influencing….

This video came out in June, but I only noticed it now, that’s how relevant she is…her face looking old as shit in her very produced video….spewing out meaningless words set to meaningless sounds because the people don’t seek quality or emotion, they’re numb.
THEN HERE YOU GO…..

To which I say….WHERE THE TITS AT….now that she’s got a rich husband from the movies, a career as an influencer, an attempt at being the old as shit pop star she watned to be, the tits take a backseat, like they aren’t the ONLY reason she exists.

EVIL is hard at work people.

Luckily, she brought her tits to what looks like a SKEET SHOOT, where the SKEET wasn’t being shot on her face as she’s accustomed to, but at least her tits were there in plain sight, so that I feel some sense of normalcy….

She was also in a black dress, THAT’S RACIST.

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