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2022

29

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

The MILF brings the experience because she’s already brought sex to completion, meaning that she has been cummed in, she has suffered for 9 months with baby growing inside of her like some sort of alien 3D printer I don’t understand, only for the baby to be shat out of her cunt, which was much smaller than a baby before they went down this road, and whether it will ever go back to what it was, will things ever be the same again, we just don’t know, but then every waking hour is spent worrying about not accidentally killing you STD that’s growing into a human, and depending on how old the MILF is, there may be years of struggle, exhaustion, hard working mom shit under their shapewear to hide the stretch marks and GUNT panty belt!

I don’t know if being a MILF means she’s a better fuck, you know just because you go through the roller coaster, doesn’t mean much, since raising a kid has probably limited the amount of actual sex you’ve had because you’re too busy doing mom shit!

I do know that a woman who has had a kid is probably more interesting, more someone you’d want to respect, even though you met her 10 minutes ago and she’s sucking your dick in the backseat of your car, which is not the kind of MOM thing you’d expect, not even at the PTA meetings trying to get their kid preferential treatment, you know, anything for little Ricky!

I also know that the hot thing in the MILF is being too busy being a mom to annoy you, so every second weekend you get fucked aggressively due to the built up she’s let build up over the years, wanting to live her best porn life, since porn is the only thrill she gets when the kids are at school!

So MILFs, not all bad, upside to every ailment, and these are some milfs that seem to range in age from “too young to be a mom, to too old to be called a MILF, your kid is 40, we’re onto you freak!”, now sit on my face!

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2022

29

Aug

Nina Agdal Pushing Her Tits Together of the Day

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I am not a Nina Agdal fan, which I am sure really hurts her feelings when she googles herself and this site doesn’t show up in the search results thanks BIG tech for the invisibility, which I actually prefer, especially with the woke army of freaks who if I was relevant, would EAT me up and spit me the fuck out, and I’ve had enough hate from psycho bitches due to this site over the years, this is my quieter time!

Anyway, the wallet fucking opportunist who uses her SI model career, even if it was 15-25 years ago, to get into the wallet of rich or relevant people, from rich Miami real estate tycoons she fucked off on with Leo DiCaprio for about a week when he used her as a beard, to the Christie Brinkley heir with his Hamptons houses and Caribbean retreats, which obviously wasn’t viral enough for her, knowing that at 30 something, she’s got a small window to count, so that pussy’s gone to VINE STAR / BILLIONAIRE / BOXER / Jake Paul, who I am sure is stoked to be fucking an expired sack of shit of a model, since she does fitness because she has to look as good as she can at her age, her future relies on it!

But the truth is, Jake Paul could be fucking any other hotter, younger, thirsty bitch, but Nina’s from a different generation of model pretending to be a self sufficient, rich, success story in their SUGAR BABYING, you know they only date rich guys cuz that’s the circle they run in, LOL LOL, not because they POSITION THEMSELVES in those circles as the HOT CHICK, you know to get knocked up and be set for life!

Either way, her tits look swole as she figures out how to produce content for the younger generation, to get a few more years of relevance out of her tits, since she’s been in a holding pattern thee last little while, now it’s time to bring it, before menopause brings it first!

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2022

29

Aug

Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day

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Sara Sampaio’s a dumpy ex Victoria’s Secret model who some of you may find hot, because she was marketed as being hot at one point in her life.

She’s no longer a Victoria’s Secret model, but I guess she could still be working with the brand, I don’t really keep track of Sara Sampaio or what she’s up to.

I am only posting this because her body, a body that was once a VS ANGEL, is beyond fucking average, so let that be inspiring to all the average bitches out there, that you TOO could be a VS model if you found the right obscure ailment, trending race, gender, mental health issue, retardation, addiction, illness, genetic defect to work your way into the mix!

“I am fat, gay, trans, with diabetes, one foot, and a breast cancer, alopecia and a skin rash, incontenence, not due to health reasons but out of laziness, diapers over toilets, etc”

Anyway, she’s in hr bikini, likely teaching her hot pregnant friend how to catch fish with her mouth, like a dolphin, the Portug

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2022

29

Aug

Scout Willis Bikini of the Day

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Scout Willis is the daughter of Bruce Willis, who has a disease called aphasia which I guess is bad enough for him to tap out of acting, which he’s been doing prolifically for 100 fucking years, which is funny enough, but not that funny, a vaccine side effect from the COVID shot, which doesn’t mean he IS vaccinated or that this is from his vaccines, it’s just to say, funny they forced people to take experimental gene therapy that had serious risks, which the virus itself didn’t have any risks, but that’s a conversation for another day, all my COVID conspiracy shit has basically destroyed any and all traffic the site had! OOPS! The truth hurts!

Anyway, aphasia dad who can’t remember his lines, probably remembers that this is his daugther even if she looks nothing like his ex wife Demi Moore, who looks nothing like Demi Moore!

MODERN SCIENCE, but if he didn’t remember it was his daughter, she’d probably the the one to jerk off to when they change his diaper, as if he has his daughters change his diapers, I can assume he is committed to them NOT ever having to work a day in their life, but she is hotter than the other two…

I may have a celebrity sibling and child fetish or interest, you know what are these rich connected to fame fucks up to, entitled as shot, but you probably don’t, so this is probably boring to you! GOOD!

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2022

29

Aug

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I don’t know if it is from a lack of leaving the house, or maybe it’s because of COVID and people are all stunted hypochondriac germaphobes who don’t leave the house, or maybe it’s just a lack of breeding in my community, but I never see bitches pull their tits out to breast feed anymore!

Luckily, the internet’s got us sorted out, because all these breast feeders are milking their milk filled swolled up tits, you know when natures gives you with engorged nutritious and delicious titty milk, you fucking turn them into things people jerk off to!

Just take the baby out of the equation and make tits about sex again, even when they are doing their natural function that can be applied to FEEDING their offspring, or selling to body buiilders, but that’s boring, make it about jerking off!

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2022

29

Aug

Tiktok Video of the Day

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Nothing like a good old fashioned (or should I say FATioned) gag that made me laugh and I’m not even 100 percent sure why!

It was either the fact that a fat bitch is doing pole dance moves like a skinny, fit hot chick, because in theory, some fat people are flexible and strong enough to lift themselves, while remaining fat because they just don’t do it nearly enough to offset their food addiction.

It could be that the dog is watching her, maybe he smells something tasty while mom’s strippde down and airing herself out.

Or maybe it’s the fact that they edited in some LOLZ, even though I would have chosen a different animal to better represent the talent on the pole!

Is this fat shaming, maybe, but if you’re fat and posting half naked pole dance videos, maybe it’s okay to be shamed like this was still high school, if anything bullying works!

Posted in:Videos

2022

29

Aug

Sydney Sweeney makes the Internet Mad of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney posted up some hot titty pics from her Mom’s 60th birthday, that they had a Mechanical Bull at, because it was country themed, and Sydney Sweeney had her tits out, you know to show her mom what she made in her vagina, through unprotected creampie fetish sex with her dad!

Anyway, a few of the guest were wearing a red hat that read “Make 60 Great Again” or some shit, and the annoying parasites that have destroyed social media with their annoying angry loser approach to life, decided that Sweeney is MAGA and thus should be cancelled!

Meaning, according to twitter, you can’t wear any red hats anymore, because they’ll flag it as misinformation, domestic terrorism, patriotism, America First, and the woke idiots can’t have that!

I remember the last time I was on twitter, a twitter mob came at me for not tagging Maya Rudolph in a post dissing Tina Fey and Maya Rudolph, I was RACIST for tagging the WHITE one not the have WHITE one, and I thought to myself, what a vile place to spend time on the internet!

I couldn’t imagine the transphobic police, or the homophobic police, or the misogynist police ever seeing the humor in my jokes, so why bother putting myself in front of lame as firing squad who angrily try to destroy the lives of people!

But yeah, Sweeney puts on a cowboy hat with her tits out, rides a mechanical bull, has some family in red baseball caps that aren’t MAGA but are CLOSE enough to count, and the internet fucking runs with it, all politicized and charged!

I remember a time when we didn’t care about politics, we didn’t hate each other for our politics, we knew they were all scumbags misspending our tax dollars who didn’t care about us!

Now they try to RUIN fucking careers, like we’re in McCarthy era “ban all the communists from Hollywood”, only instead of banning the communists, they’re trying to ban the other guys!

So be careful if you put on a redhead, the woke blue haired, fat, cat people may get triggered, may decided to identify you as an unfavorable, and togather, they’ll go mental on the attack, unaware of what they are even fighting for, because EVEN if Sweeney was MAGA, who fucking cares, it’s not like she’s getting TOP surgery, which is what YOU should care about when it comes to SWEENEY!

She may look inbred, she may be inbred, but I still think she’s pretty fucking hot and th point of the story, you’re all fucking annoying, let’s focus on tits and LETTING EACH OTHER FUCKING Live without some angry, uptight, downer ruining it for the rest of us, you assholes!

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2022

29

Aug

Bikini Reveal and Other Videos of the Day

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Dress Reveal

Better with the Sweatshirt Off

Oiled Up Legs

Weird Fucking Dancer

Bikini Babe Showing her Guns

Just a Casual and Subtle Girl

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

29

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t know what you did this weekend, but I hope it was better than running to the park when it started raining in hopes of seeing some girls in white t-shirts and no bras get caught in the unexpected showers, because you’re a pervert who will leave the comfort of staring at the wall to see some everyday titty.

In an era where all girls run their own porn membership sites, it’s almost losing the appeal of staring at random braless tit in white t-shirts, which is probably the point!

Demoralize a people to the point where going outside to see hot tit on regular girls is less thrilling that singing up to their member sites!

The funny thing about the whole porn thing is that I was chatting with some old lady in her 80s, as I do, I’m a charmer and figure I could work my way into their will, while being willing to eat out her dirty old vaccinated 5 time senior citizen fat ass, if I can get into the will, you know why spend my days trying to get ads, when I can eat out an old bitch until she dies to get paid, it’s just WORKING smart people, I should do youtube ads selling ourses on HOW I GOT RICH EATING OLD LADY ASS courses!

Anyway, the old lady was bitching about how her pharmacy has no staff, how her doctor’s office has no staff, how she went to some dinner theatre shit and there were no actors and I said that I’ve been seeing help wanted signs everywhere and asked why she thought no one wanted to work, to which she said:

“they’re all too busy making porno”.

I don’t know if she was flirting, or if she knows that girls are just sluts hustling their pussies to the highest bidders, but it was enlightening but not as enlightening as some stepLINKS in the Morning

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2022

26

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Cutting off your balls is such a crazy concept to me, to think that’ll solve any problems seems a little wild, considering altering your body in that way would probably lead to more problems, at least on a medical level, but I do believe in trans-baiting, which is when you tell any customer service agent you’re dealing with that they are not respecting your trans status and that they are transphobic, it’s a solid way to win any fight, so for the sake of this site, I am trans, not a misogynist, a women who was born a man, jut confused as shit, and these SSRISs are’t helping!

So go weekend, go trans to get free shit in anything you do, you may like it, and if you’re smart, you’ll find some woke bitch dying to fuck a trans for her virtue signalling catalog of freaks she’s fucked, or categories of people she’s fucked, because she’s fucking modern!

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