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2022

18

Jul

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

I don’t know if you believe in the Germ Theory or not, but I know that when I am waiting in line at a grocery store or at a restaurant waiting for my poutine, I think to myself, how dumb people were for thinking that being next to some stranger, who for the most part, wasn’t sick, because if they were sick they would be home, would kill them…..so they’d sit 6 feet away with 2 masks….only to run out and hand sanitize as soon as they got back in the car….like a fucking crazy person, only society treated them like they weren’t being fucking mental, since society was telling them to be mental…and they just do what they are told.

I saw a mom with two masks at an outdoor market the other day, scared of everyone around her, and I was like “the propaganda runs deep”…..

So yeah, COVID is likely coming back, it’s already back, and when people shouldn’t fucking care, they instead triple the fuck down…..out of irrational fear…..to the point where the medical workers they called heroes were bastardized and forced to do porno for not being vaccinated.

These are those medical workers surviving, probably thriving, thanks to that whole covid thing pushing them in the right direction of showing us tits, because showing tits as the outcome, is always the right direction.

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2022

18

Jul

Demi Moore Geriatric Bikini of the Day

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I am pretty sure that I posted some of the pics, maybe even these pics, of Demi Moore in her bikini at 70 years old, like she was still 18 in Blame it on Rio, where we were first introduced to her original tits, long before she manged the fuck out of herself with millions of dollars of plastic surgery that no one seemed to say “maybe you have a problem, some dysmorphia, you’re find how you are”…..but instead celebrated it, to get other people on board, to fuel a whole vapid plastic surgery business, because all it took was an “influencer” like Demi Moore who at the time was high paid.

She is the mom of a few Idaho Potato heads that are far more attractive than they used to be, I mean when you’re rich and do nothing, you don’t need to deal with the aging stresses the normies do…she is the ex wife of Billionaire loser pervert Ashton Kutcher and she’s in a bikini, not showing off her old granny pussy with all it’s grey pubic hair, the way old folk fetishists like…..because she’s one of those not into aging gracefully tight, so you know that pussy is bald….allowing you to see all the battle wounds along the way….ONLY..she isn’t showing it to us…which is the tragedy in all this….I mean an old lady, still skinny, with fake tits, botoxed out is a tragedy in and of itself, just a reminder of how vapid and superficial we are….which makes sense to me….keep the lie, it’s the internet….and she looks better than most 20 year olds, which is just a reminder that 20 year olds are lazy and don’t appreciate the importance on making your actual look line up with your fake photoshopped for instagram look…..it’s a superficial world people, let’s stop pretending it isn’t, because we know it is.

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2022

18

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

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The nice thing about MILFs is that you know they fuck, based on how blown out their vaginas are from childbirth alone, the chances she’s a virgin who was artificially inseminated are SLIM to fucking none.

The other nice thing about MILFs is that they are seemingly too busy to really get overly involved in a dude, but then again, women are crazy and where there is a will there is a way, to forget that you’re a fucking mom because being a mom is boring, and instead get caught up in other shit like being a whore…

But the nice thing about MILFs being whores is you can always throw it in their face and make them feel like terrible moms, which can help cumming in them knowing they won’t actually keep it because having kids fucking sucks and they’ve been there, done that and will hav their TUBE TIES or plan B near by, unless they are psychos trying to rook you in, but I highly doubt you have that appeal….like are you good enough for any girl, even a 400 pound mom of two at the trailer park, to be like “I’m going to trap him with another kid”….not that a 400 pound mom of two would be considered a MILF to me, but if she’s fucking, she’s a MILF to someone…

HEre are some hot MILFS.

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2022

18

Jul

Ali Larter Cherry Popping Bikini of the Day

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The famous WHIPPED CREAM BIKINI is now 46 years old and that may not be exciting to anyone who found Ali Larter hot, since 46 is old as shit, with some real rotting reproductive organs, where even GOD or the CREATOR of MAN said “at a certain age, they are just too fucking old to fuck” and if you’re fucking while menopausal, it is more a “doing it because you can” than a doing it because you should…..

Now I am not Ali Larter’s TAMPON collection, so I have no idea how many eggs are left in her carton, but she’s giving us a solid POV of what she’d probably be posed like at the GYNO when he’s counting them out……only in a youthful and fun bikini, with some dried cum on her mound, unless that’s “DRIED SKIN”…..like we’ve never found dried cum on our chronic masturbating selves in places we didn’t know it ended up, only to realize when in public, or when asked by one of our friends “dude what’s that on your ear”……oh shit…….think fast….”DRY SKIN”….

And the real question is why is she taking loads on her belly and not inside her, isn’t menopause nature’s IUD along with being nature’s “You shouldn’t be fucking”…..

Who cares.

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2022

18

Jul

Olivia Holt Bikini Selfies of the Day

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Olivia Holt posted some slutty bikini selfie in the mirror as girls do, because if enough of them do it, they all think it is no longer slutty, so the slutty girls who want to be slutty, need to push the goal post further in slutty, until that becomes normalized, and the normies hop on it, and soon enough, instagram will just be close ups of girls taking loads in their ass from massive cocks, you know, the way society wants it to be and I figure the more pussy I get to see, the more fulfilled my empty existence is, so THANK YOU SLUTS, our heroes, our unicorns….progressing the movemnent….so that I can jerk off when I leave the house seeing big tits in summer dresses, rompers, wrestling leotards, bike shorts, leggings, braless, crop tops, bikini tops, fitness sports bras….you know I’m a simple man and don’t need much to cum myself…..

Olivia Holt is some important bitch with 5.1, into dad jokes….so let’s drop some dad jokes to impress her and hope she sends us NUDES….CLICK THE CONTACT button woman…..

What did one dad say to the other dad?

Shit….I don’t do jokes, because comedy is lame….but bikini selfies on indoctrinated Disney Kids in their 20s trying to push agendas….ARE good.

Two dads walk into a bar…..

Shit….I don’t do jokes, because comedy is lame….but bikini selfies on indoctrinated Disney Kids in their 20s trying to push agendas….ARE good.

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2022

18

Jul

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I may not be a farmer. I may not be prepared for the foot shortages, economic collapse, impending apocalypse, in these obvious END TIMES. I may not be an off grid prepper growing my own veg, even though I know that this year’s harvest will fall short, and that the food in stores now is last year’s harvest…….I may not have a cow to milk to feed my family and that may be the wrong fucking approach…..but I am confident in my titty milking skills…..so now all I need is a lactacting lady to lock in my barn…if only I had a barn….

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2022

18

Jul

Cow Girls and Other Videos of the Day

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Heavy Tits

Do Me as a Favor? What?

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2022

18

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’ve been dealing with the Ben Affleck and Jenifer Aniston marriage that happened this weekend, but not really…I only found out about while drunk and a ghetto pizza spot with bikers and I didn’t care…

The highlight of my day was fake tits in a parking lot wearing a bikini top and slutty one piece romper, had a fender bender barely with a pick up truck next to me, so I said “did your air bags go off, or are they ok”

I was talking about her tits…

Fuck celebrity gossip….

It’s a about the tits

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2022

15

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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She bangs She bangs…..

That whole Ricky Martin’s been arrested for incest, because he was dating his nephew you something, which you know is probably a product of being sexually abused in Menudo, an angle he’ll use…that he may even laid the groundwork with last week when his bandmate came out saying he was abused…

But what the fuck do I know, other than maybe incest is the best, so going into the weekend, think about all your family members you’d like to fuck, maybe go through mom’s old photos and hope for some bikini pics, because society is collapsing and it happens when people start fucking their family…..I mean Ricky would have known this kid since birth and is now fucking him..which is pretty much what’s going on…beyond just Ricky, but with all you perverts…

50 Years in Prison to fuck your brother’s son, then stalk him… you gotta wonder about these fucking crazy celebrity demons….and perverts who can’t figure out how to keep it in their damn pants…..

Then, everyone is also mad at Terrence Howard for saying some shit about Hydrogen Technology being the key to UGANDAs future, because maybe he knows something we don’t know, as ancient tech has obviously been hidden from the normies, so he may be onto something…..

But instead of people saying “he’s rich, he has access, he may know she we don’t know because we work at Walmart”….they are instinctively ridicule him.

I am not here defending Terrence Howards grasp on Physics, I am just smart enough to know that I know nothing about Physics, and despite hating actors, I don’t just discount them as being vapid hollywood trash, some could actually be GENIUSES, I mean working as an actor is a fucking scam of the century that requires no talent, so if you were smart and into being on camera, why wouldn’t you do it to get pussy and paid….even if you were some rocket scientist……

The point is, LEAVE TERRENCE HOWARD ALONE….and wait to see if he gets killed, then you will know he KNEW too much.

NOT THAT YOU CARE……it’s the weekend and like granny always said, who needs friends when you have TIKTOK app on your phone to dane like no one is watching, hoping that everyone watches, so you can retire by 15 years old….It’s never too late, even if you’re not 15 years old…

It’s the weekend, go weekend, let’s weekend together….where weekends together involve me trying to look up summer dresses for the pussy flash…..

K. BYE.

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2022

15

Jul

Heidi Klum Nipple of the Day

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Part of me appreciates that Heidi Klum, despite being a fucking dinosaur, still feels compelled to post bottom feeding slutty content, like the underwear modeling career she built her TV hosting career was actually her calling, and the hosting is just bonus thanks to her being in the scene for being a hot chick, and having a wild and weird personality that the producers were drawn to because she was a famous hot chick.

She’s about 80 years old, so this is almost shocking content, but it goes to show you that you don’t have to rot as fast as the others when you’ve got the superior genetics thanks to eugenics programs during Nazi Germany that led to her creation in a lab somewhere…..

Her body is looking pretty banging and along with being old as shit she’s got about 35 kids, has been railed by Seal who is named seal because his penis is the size of a sea, which for those who don’t know can weigh upwards of 280 pounds, and this bitch had it UP INSIDE her often…..GERMANS….and their BDSM fillings…

ANYWAY….the slutty content for a dinosaur is weird, but tells you a little about Heidi and her willingness or eagerness to be jerked off to after all these years of being jerked off to…and I think it’s pretty fucking great……because she looks good and I an pretend she’s not in her 70s….by staring at the tits.

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