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2010

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Feb

Sophie Reade and Her Friends Look Interesting of the Day

Her name is Sophie Reade. I’ve never heard of her because I don’t live in the UK and even if I did I probably wouldn’t know her because she’s just that useless, but she’s obviously one of those tacky bottom feeding glamour models who isn’t hot, but compared to the toothless, grey skinned, miners and chimney sweepers that populate the country, she’s been on Big Brother, she looks like the UK version of Jersey shore club kids with cheap hair dye, trashy slutty clothes, who like getting wasted and who don’t put out unless you’re juiced on roids, because I guess they like to keep their strain of herpes amongst themselves….and there is nothing hot about these pics, but there is a whole lot of laughs. I need to hire these bitches to work my birthday party like a bunch of clowns they clearly are.

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Sophie Reade|Trash

2010

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Feb

Employee at an Investment Firm Likes Miranda Kerr in GQ of the Day

This is a funny video of some boring interview on the news made good by the employee in the backgound checking out pictures of Miranda Kerr from her GQ shoot, while some other employee was doing an on-air interview, proving that people who work in offices hate their fucking lives look at pictures of half naked chicks as often as they can to distract them from the hell that they are living instead of actually doin’ the boring fucking work they are paid to do…

Posted in:Broadcast|Employee|Live|Miranda Kerr|Nude

2010

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Feb

Christina Aguilera is Boring on Set of the Day

I downloaded these pictures thinking I wasn’t going to end up with pictures of some Celine Dion lookin’ trash. I was like “oh shit, Aguilera on set of something called Burlesque, this is gonna be good”, maybe she’d have cameltoe, or she’d be breast feeding, or maybe even have a hard nipple, fuck I thought she’d at least look like she was worth trying to abduct and make your wife in the woods somewhere before getting caught and shot by the police but I was wrong… I am posting them anyway because I want you you to share my disappointment with me. Feel the disappointment and remember that feeling because I am sure you’ll feel it again soon, like next time you look in the mirror, or next time you open your pay check, or next time you sober up and see what you just slept with…I’m sure you’ve felt it before, only know you’ll think of me when it happens again and I’ll be glad to join you in spirit…This shit is far too emo…gonna put it out of its misery now….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Boring|Christina Aguilera

2010

02

Feb

Amy Winehouse Makes Sex Faces of the Day


Here are some pictures of Amy Winehouse showing off a quarter tit and she’s making some serious sex faces, but then again, Amy Winehouse is always making sex faces, and as long as she doesn’t chew off her face in some kind of her drug binge, will always have sex faces, because her face is the embodiment of sex. You see, I have a thing for rotting pussy, it’s kinda all I know, so whenever it comes along whether in video, in picture, or on the street corner willing to suck me off for a couple bucks because the vagina is out of order or closed for renovations as the scabies, herpes and other fungal infections clear up, my clit shaped penis gets moist and starts tap dancing…so Amy Winehouse is a nice change from all the plastic pussy in Hollywood, cuz as I’m sure you know, plastic pussy makes you feel pathetic and alone….w

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Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Sex Faces

2010

02

Feb

Trying To Look up Elle Macpherson’s Skirt of the Day

I don’t know why Elle Macpherson is on a bed posing with bras but I am not as excited about it as I was in 1988 when she was showing off her nipples in the SI Swimsuit video back in a time when she was way more eager to get noticed, now bitch is all jacked up with support pantyhose and spanx and whatever else is containing her mom pussy to make sure it doesn’t sneak ot of her skirt as mom pussies tend to do when they are let out to play…but at least she gave us a glimpse of what could have been or maybe of what once was….and I’ve spent the last 10 mintues lookin’ at these pictures trying to see up her skirt but it’s been a serious waste of time….but I figured you’re just a bored as I am so I’m giving you something to do with your useless self. Giving you purpose. you’re welcome…

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Pics via LFI

Posted in:Elle Macpherson|Skirt

2010

02

Feb

People Still Care that Lohan Looks Like Shit of the Day

Someone asked me why people still take pictures of Lindsay Lohan and I really didn’t have an answer for them because I’m not an expert of the entertainment industry and I really don’t know why they would bother wasting my time asking me such stupid shit. I don’t give a fuck, I just make them think I do cuz I sit here all day waitin for these bitches to get naked, hard nipples or release sex tapes, they just never do.

I guess people don’t let go. They feel emotionally attached to these idiots like they actually know these idiots when these idiots don’t give a fuck about them and never will. These idiots just care about themselves, spending easy money and living large while the rest of the world suffers. They are pretty much the lowest form of human and even homeless people contribute more or at least are more interesting.

So when people like Lohan who work so little they should be at the level of celebrity where she can walk through a mall and not get noticed or harrassed, they are instead getting their pictures taken and people are writing about it, I don’t get it, but I wait, knowing the this story ends in disaster and either a sex tape or suicide will eventually hit…and as we wait we get to watch her look shittier and shittier every fuckin’day…proving she’s not the pussy we once jerked off to because all good things come to an end.

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Posted in:Disgusting|Lindsay Lohan

2010

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Feb

Isabel Lucas is Pretty Refreshing of the Day

I get called a faggot almost everyday. People don’t get my taste in women. They don’t understand that just because I can’t help but see the flaws in these disgusting humans in hollywood, doesn’t mean I don’t like pussy….for the most part there are hotter girls in our hometowns and I just don’t get won over by the marketing machine that tells me twats like Reese Witherspoon or other trash that people have been brainwashed to think are hot….and hate the egos these girls get from being who they are.

They go off about how I have horrible taste in woman and complain cuz I like skinny bitches with round asses, perky tits and faces I want to cum on to mark my fucking territory like a dog pissing on a fire hydrant or some shit. The call me a white dude who likes little boys and every once in a while I come across some hot pussy that has snuck its way into the hell that is celebrity who deserves to be celebrated and Isabel Lucas is one of those girls….reminding me that I’m not gay and that I still like girls as much as I did when I used to go to the trouble of date raping them a few years ago and its nice to know I haven’t been tainted by Hollywood and either has Isabel Lucas yet.

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2010

02

Feb

Amanda Seyfried Shows Off her Tits of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is Hollywood’s new it girl and by it girl, I mean she’s starring in every piece of shit movie your 15 year old girlfriend without a clue will try to make you go to. You know shit about Iraq soldiers deployed and other heart wrenching bullshit that doesn’t involve her getting fucked on screen while high on meth, roles I prefer to shit written by the person being “The Notebook”…but at least she’s showing off tit because tits make everything better…even ridiculously shitty choices in movies…keep up the good work you fucking cunt I can’t stand.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried. Tits

2010

02

Feb

Rachel Bilson is Boring as Fuck of the Day

Rachel Bilson is pretty fucking boring. She could have really done something with her life like publically humilate herself – develop a drug addiction – release a sex tape – turn to porn – show up to events half naked or flash the world her little brunette pussy…The world was her fucking oyster and instead she ran off and got engaged or married to fucking Luke Skywalker and live a quiet life on a farm in Canada, under the radar and not in the party scene making her waste of fucking time….

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Posted in:Boring|Rachel Bilson

2010

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Feb

Pink’s Cocaine Injury of the Day

Pink had the performance of her lifetime. She didn’t need smoke and mirrors to blow the public away. She didn’t need fashion stunts to get attention like she was Lady Gaga…. I mean unless you consider singing while not missing a beat in the midst of an acrobatic Cirque du Soleil performance that ended with getting hosed the fuck down smoke and mirrors or a nude suit with glitter covering her genitals and nipples a fashion stunt to get attention….and I guess she went and celebrated with hard cocaine use resulting in injury….

Bonus – She also brought out a cameltoe to keep the mystery as to weather she is a vagina or a penis alive….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Cocaine|Injury|Pink