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2009

15

Sep

Adrianne Curry’s Bikini Tits from Twitter of the Day

I started following Adrianne Curry on Twitter for no real reason because I write on Twitter but don’t read what other people write on Twitter. I have a hard enough time reading my email, or my text messages, or Get Well Soon cards from 4 years ago, so I don’t understant why these motherfuckers would create this bullshit to make me fucking work, but it turns out that this bitch posts pictures of her fake tits in her bikini from the angle her whore self sees, and I guess that’s exciting to some people, not because they are fans of Adrianne Curry, but because they like fake tits and don’t realize they can get a pair of their own implanted into their chests to give them something to do while playing football, because no one ever talks about the dude who got implants cuz he lost a bet back in the 90s, and that’s a real crime to his innovation….

Either way, I guess this Adrianna Curry bitch likes tanning and wasting away on the beach because she’s got nothing better to do with herself and I guess I’m not complaining, cuz that would be really not straight of.

Posted in:Adrianna Curry|Bikini|Tits|Twitter

2009

15

Sep

Tracy Edmonds in a See Thru Shirt of the Day

Here is movie producer, real estate agent and ex wife of Babyface and Eddie Murphey at different times named Tracy Edmonds. She’s been involved in such classics as Who’s Your Caddy?, Good Luck Chuck and more relevant to our generation, you know the piece of work that will follow her name into the history books, Lil Kim: Countdown to Lockdown. Either way I think she’s in a see thru shirt, but it really may not be cuz I don’t see anything incriminating, and by incriminating I mean genitals or nipples. That said, I’m not going to hate on her, because the world needs people to produce the shit content, because otherwise we won’t know what’s good. If anything, I can relate to her because it’s what I do everyday….

Pics Via FamePictures

Posted in:See Thru|Tracy Edmonds

2009

14

Sep

Help Jessica Simpson Find Daisy of the Day

My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!

So while Kanye and Patrick were stealing the news headlines, this story went under the fuckin’ radar and it’s a real tragedy. Jessica Simpson’s dog Daisy has gone missing, it was eaten by a Coyote right in front of her and that is a kind of pain I just can’t fathom. I have a dog and it is all I love in this world and I’m actually married and not a total failure at relationships destined to be alone with my dog for life like she is, or I mean was, I mean until he was taken before his time.

If you have any information on this nature crime, email the right people, let’s solve this crime, let’s get on our knees and pray, our combined thoughts may make miracles happen….

Posted in:Dog|Jessica Simpson

2009

14

Sep

stepLINKS of the DAy

You don’t know this about me, but Patrick Swayze was pretty much a god to me, no homo. From Dirty Dancing to Point Break to Ghost where he Frenched my dream pussy Whoopi Goldberg while pretending to come back from the dead for disgusting Demi Moore, proving he was a geniu actor, I can watch his shit on fuckin’ repeat, unfortunately I don’t have a TV, but seriously, he was the single greatest talent of our generation, no homo, RIP Motherfucer. You’re too good for your own post, no homo….now I’m gonna go get drunk and practice ballet in his honor, no homo, and fuck you cancer for taking the only thing I believed in, the only thing I ever loved… no homo…..

Here are my stepLINKS…

Holy Fuck, What the Hell Happened to Sly Stallones Face
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A Written Up Collection of Kanye Wests Douchiest Moments
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Mmmmmmmm I Love Some Salma Hayek
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Jennifer Connely Hard Nipples
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The Way Madonna Took a Speech and Made It All About Her Was Pretty Awesome, No?
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Drugs are Legal in Mexico and I am Not in Mexico
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Because Jacking Off When You Have Nothing To Do Can Be Much Literal as It Is Figurative
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If MJ Were Live to See This, Then They Wouldn’t Have Done It In the First Place
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New Model Poses With Sneakers
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Who Doesnt Love Gary Busey, Honestly?
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Strip Movie of the Day
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A Collective iew of Lady GaGa’s VMA Ridiculousness
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It SEems Megan Fox is Finally Getting Revealed for the Dumb Bitch She Is
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Bend Over Further Leanna Rimes
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Drew Barrymore, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Rachel Zoe Looks Like Golum From Lord of the Rings, But In a Dress
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Fuck You Pete Wentz, I Hate You And Wish You Were Dead
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Being a Little Boy Actually Was Kind Of Awesome
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Katia is on the Rocks
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Seriously What the Fuck is Up With Joe Jackson?
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Bikini Flip Bail
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Twice the Fun With Blondes
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Model Casting Videos Are Kind of Awesome
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Balloon Launch Fail – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Looks Amazing No Matter What
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Dannii Minogue Bikini Goodness
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Fisting, Fisting, Fisting!
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Camilla Belle Hotness
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Violet Peels Off Her Tiny Demin Skirt
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What Would You Miss Most in Prison?
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I Wouldn’t Marry, But Yeah I Would Fuck Her
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Man Gwen Stefani Looks WAAAAAY Fucking Better Without All That Make Up On
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Anything With Elmo Was Fucking Awesome
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Sorry You’re Under Arrest
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Peeny Crux Pregnant and Smoking?
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60 Blue Eyed Black Haired Beautys
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AniMorfs? Beasiality? You Decide
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Sluts in Spandex of the Day
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SUPER BUSTY PORN STAR’S BIRTHDAY BASH BLOWOUT!
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Sluts at the VMAs Summary
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Titsvertising
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

14

Sep

Charlize Theron Suckin’ Chocolate Popsicles of the Day

Either that’s a small ice cream or Charlize Theron’s got a huge face, mouth and hands, but I am posting it because I figure you can still jerk off to this pretending it’s your cock in her mouth, because you’re used to bitches not needing to open too wide for you, you know while holing the base of your cock like their fingers are a pair of tweezers….small penis fantasy is easy for you to relate to, and watching Charlize put anything in her mouth, even if it’s brown, is easy for me to relate to….not because I like putting things in my mouth, but because I like watching her put things in her mouth…

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Charlize Theron|Popsicles

2009

14

Sep

Some Blake Lively Old Lookin’ Tit of the Day

Her tits look good, but her face looks old. How the hell does this bitch play a high school student, it just doesn’t make sense, especially considering she looks like she’s pushin’ 40. I can only assume either she lied about her age to get the part or she just does a ton of hard living, cuz coke and booze tend to make the bitches I pay to jerk me off every once in a while look a decade older than they claim to be, cuz French girls look 40 at 25, but that’s just cuz they start streamlining dick while mainlining fast food and party drugs at the age of 14 and never stop, unless I manage to steal a nice chunk of cash from my wife, in which case the girls jerking me off look Asian, cuz they are professional about jerking off dudes for money, it’s a legitimate business and I don’t have to put my dick in gutter trash hands….either way here’s Blake Lively….

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Blake Lively|Tit

2009

14

Sep

Megan Fox Gets Too Much Hype of the Day

I don’t know how to break this to you, but Megan Fox really is not all that hot. I get that you really think she is because of your addiction to Transformers and other virgin shit, a market she dominates, but just straight up lookin’ at her I don’t see it. Call me gay, tell me I have no taste, but understand I would fuck the shit she left smeared on her panties in a heartbeat, which isn’t saying much because I’d pretty much do that with anyone because I have a used panty fetish, but she is porn hot without the porn and that’s just a piss off, because if you’ve got the look, you might as well embrace your fate and show the world a dick goin’ in you, instead, she pretends she’s all famous, and glamorous and shit, even though her Monroe tattoo and d-list boyfriend prove otherwise. She’s too much hype and the only way she’ll know her role is if you assholes stop suckin’ her fuckin’ dick….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hype|Megan Fox

2009

14

Sep

Kylie Minogue’s Ass in a Weird Not So See Thru See Thru Dress of the Day

I bet this dress, no matter how weird it is, is a hell of a lot better than the time Kylie had breast cancer. Here she is showing off her ass because luckily she didn’t have ass cancer to ruin her ass, but she does have aging for that I guess….enjoy while you still can….

Pics Via BauerGriffin

Posted in:Ass|Kylie Minogue|See Thru

2009

14

Sep

Keri Hilson’s Tits Trying to Be Rihanna of the Day

Keri Hilson is still trying to be Rihanna, only now she’s not still doin it in front of the mirror for herself, or at family functions, but she is doing it at industry parties like she’s actually made, which I guess she technically has, sure she got to the top on a cheap coat tail ride trying to be the next Rihanna, sure know doors were broken down like she was Rosa Parks or anyone who really left a mark on the world, sure she’s just cookie cutter, white bread, immitation brand of a celebrity who won’t be remembered, but at least she wore a shirt I am willing to look at, otherwise, I wouldn’t have even noticed her standing over there, not that she cares if I notice her or not, I’m just trying to make a point….

Pics Via BauerGriffin

Posted in:Keri Hilson|Tits

2009

14

Sep

Some Monday Morning Fertile Sluts in See Thru Clothes of the Day

I like to keep track of women who don’t use the pill or believe in birth control cuz that kind of risk factor excites me, I mean as long as they are in the first trimester and they only look a little chubby in the pussy, not when they reach obvious pregnancy, that’s pretty much when they retire from being sexy and become mom’s with vaginas too big to hug my small penis.

Either way, I guess something happens to you hormonally when your body knows that you are going to give it all fuckin’ up, because that’s the only explanation for why both these pregnant whores are in see thru shirts, I mean other than the possibility that they are trying to squeeze into they non-maternity clothes and there’s not enough fabric to cover their slut asses up, but there’s not fun in that, I like to think it’s intentional…now all we need is some before and after pussy shots, as that is my fetish….

Camila Alves:

Ellen Pompeo:

Pics Via FAME (not the gay new musical)

Posted in:Camila Alves|Ellen Pompeo|Fertility|Sluts