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2022

28

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I saw ELMO is being used to sell COVID gene therapy to children like some kind of psychopath….especially when the stats on vaccine injuries are shocking and the young people with heart issues, or who die keep on adding up…but no one is blaming the vaccine, why would they do that, that’d be crazy….

Instead they are trying to shame the unvaccinated still, coming up with terms like sudden adult death, making jokes about “what are you scared of a little ouchie on your arm”…..

It’s crazy out there….but I like the vaccine injured and their 20 heart attacks calling out the vaccines for giving them 20 heart attacks, half dead and still able to attribute experimental shots to their being half dead….

It’s the people who don’t think all their new health issues have anything to do with experimental medicine that I wonder about…

The confidence in the people who bought into the pharmaceutical was nutty, could you imagine, as a rational person, ever getting behind a pharma product and making jokes on behalf of that pharma product, instead of being reasonable about it and saying “this is experimental, I could die, I’ll get it, but I don’t like it”….instead of being an unpaid ambassador for something that MAY have contributed to your death 6 months later…tragic sure, idiotic, definitely, and I don’t find any of it funny at all….I actually find it fucking dark, depressing and sad that everyone got on board for gene altering therapy over a virus that they would have survived 99.99 percent of the time.

Maybe you’re vaccinated, but hopefully you’re not an asshole being all bold about how dumb people who aren’t vaccinated are, because you have experimental medicine in you and that MAY not end as well as you’d like….and you’ll still get COVID multiple times…THAT MEANS IT IS WORKING….

You’re all nuts

Megan Fox Goes Pink in a Wild Outfit
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Tennis Player’s Crop Top Gets Attention at Wimbledon
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Lottie Moss Gets Sexy on Set
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Covid Hero of the Day
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Kendall Jenner’s Bare Ass!
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Compilation Of Funny Fails And Instant Regrets!
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Hailey Bieber’s Lingerie Campaign
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Paige VanZant Jokes About Shooting Porn
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Jordyn Jones is on Only Fans
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Texans release statement following lawsuit filed against them over Deshaun Watson case
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Tim Petrovic’s Incredible Golf Putt!
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The Love Boat Dating Show is Happening
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Shay Mitchell’s Big Cleavage has a Drank
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Mary Nabokova Spilling Out in the Maldives
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Nude Model Figures Out How Shirts Work
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Expensive Mistakes
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10 Most Notorious Gangsters
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Baker Mayfield suggests he could be open to returning to Browns
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Left Turn Crash At The 11foot8+8 Bridge!
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Singer Ken Williams Dies
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People React To Brodie, The Giant Dog!
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Noah Syndergaard Spotted Fixing His Hair During Bench Clearing Brawl
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Nude Model in Mud with an Octopus
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Ricky Martin Flashes his Titties
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Christian Bale is Open to Batman Returns
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Garth Brooks Stops His Concert Mid-Way After Seeing A Woman’s Sign!
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When Anderson Cooper Realized he was Gay
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Bear Charges At A Swedish Man, Swedish Man Scares The Bear Away!
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Zach Wilson’s Mom Mixes It Up With a Troll After a Comment About Her Weight
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Israeli Model in Lingerie
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Engineer Cuts Bicycle’s Rear Wheel In Half And Rides It!
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Monster Truck Carrying People Sinks
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Aria Hutchinson Makes Bikini Content for Miss Michigan USA
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Hocus Pocus is Back with a Trailer
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Shirts Inspired by Candice Swanepoel
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Megan Fox and her Try Hard Husband in a Slutty Dres with her Tits Out Looking Like a Porn chick
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Kate Beckinsale in a Slutty Dress
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Selena Gomez at her Premiere
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Kendall Jenner in a Jean Skirt
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Simone Ashley in a Dress
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Joey King in Shorts
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Anna Shumate in a Tube Top
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Emma Brooks in a Tight Dress
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Madelyn Cline in Shorts and A Tank Top
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Lily James Cleavage
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Halle Bailey Big Cleavage
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Chloe bailey in a Slutty Dress
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Julianne Hough in a Tube Top
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Kim Garner Hot for Tennis
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Elsa Pataky Tits in a Dress at a Premiere
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Dua Lipa in Concert
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Sydney Sweeney – Underwear Model
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Jessica Chastain Photoshoot
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From stepSMUT!!

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Romancing the Dildo
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Googly Eye Booty
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Slow Motion TITS
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Taping the Dildo Down her Throat
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20 People Having a Shit Day
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Car Fingers
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Titty Tuesday
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Skinny Girls
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Peeing on the Balcony
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Crackhead Shit
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Beer Made me Do It
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Lip Service
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Dildo Fucked
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Brushing the Cunt
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Swimsuit Pulled to the Side
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Visible Panty Lines
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Fingers in the Ass
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A Bunch of Booty
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Lay Down ad Dildo Fuck
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Skinny Amateur Fuck
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Ultimate Motorcycle Ride
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Anime Porn Chicks Fucked
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Do the nails Match the Cooter
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Crissy’s Top Pops Off
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Hippie Spread
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German Playboy Model
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Creamed Dildo
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Angela White Big Tits
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Classic Spreads
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Hot Naked Blonde CHick
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The video that Ended Racism
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Fuck Machines!
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2022

28

Jun

Elsa Hosk Lingerie of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a hot mom who is also a hot model who for whatever reason didn’t destroy herself, she’s an athlete so her competitive spirit has pulled through for masturbation purposes…whether you like masturbating to moms or not, this one is multi-faceted or multi-purposed because she’s hot enough for you to pretend she’s not a mom, something her husband likely does every time they fuck, until realizing that his penis no longer fits in her stretched out penis pouch, it happens….but for the sake of us perverts, we can pretend she’s not a mom, or be amazed she is a mom while looking this good, inspiring me to print out this picture to show to every fucking mom out there so that they reflect on their terrible decisions and how disappointing non models moms are….

The point is, the hottest model is a Swedish mom who you can pretend is not a mom…

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2022

28

Jun

Margot Robbie as Barbie of the Day

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If you needed any evidence that Hollywood is imploding, here’s a 47 year old Margot Robbie who looks like a mom of three heading to their High School Graduation Barbie themed party because they live in the OC or some shit, and if you’ve ever watched the OC, which I have been this past week since I used to love that show and Rachel Bilson’s tits are hot as shit in it, and Mischa Barton’s face no bloated or near dead also hot as shit in it, and Samaire Armstrong, acne scars and lesbian haircut and all looked hot in it, but that could just be because she’s an ANTI VAXXER kicked off TWITTER and THUS my people….BASED BITCHES!!

So yeah, whoever thought, let’s put a few 40 year olds in Barbie and Ken Cosplay because that’s what the people are dying to see, is clearly a collapse of “Babylon” or whatever these demon fucks in Hollywood refer to their shitty industry as.

I am of the school of thought that Margot Robbie, the Australian human trafficked to America with a Dream has only been worth watching in Wolf of Wall Street when she was naked, and every other performance, and there have been enough have been a disappointment….but NONE quite as disappointing as this embarrassing mom on Halloween dog shit…ad yes, that Adam Levine bleached hair dude with a fanny pack is Ryan Gosling….also the WRONG man for the job….but when there’s a shit ton of money involved, quality doesn’t matter….give people garbage and they’ll eat it up because they don’t know what good is.

Here are a couple of thong aerobic leotard over shorts 80s look and her ass is uneventful as you’d expect as she’s in her mid-40s but some of you may get off to it because you have low expectations or you’ve been marketed to so hard that you think Margot Robbie is the hottest shit around…

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2022

28

Jun

Nicole Scherzinger Dirty of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger puling through for the SCAT LOVING, FECAL FETISHISTS out there who actually have a proper name….”Coprophilia”….the sexual arousal from feces….

Now, most feces isn’t this grey colored clay shit she’s smothered herself in, but I figure it’s close enough and some of you, like me, are probably not the healthiest, with the healthy high fiber diets Oprah used to tell us about when making her billions, then there’s the whole drinking, hepatitis, diabetes, impending death that makes our shit more blood colored….but we’ll take it, since it’s some old hag who may have originally been a man in her dried out mud crackling under the sun, rather than her dried out skin because she’s a dinosaur…

She’s still got a hot body, but who knows how real that is….from tits, to face, to filters…it’s anyone’s guess what is the real Nicole Scherzinger and what is aftermarket mods….

Either way, she’s rich enough to not be sent to DUBAI to get shit on by billionaire oil people for money like the other slutty influencers on social media, but not rich enough to not post pics of her in a bikini covered in mud as an excuse to show off her bikini body….why not, what the fuck else is she up to….

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2022

28

Jun

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I think the tiny tit girls on their tiny tit empowerment like all those fat chicks who would complain about body shamers, only without the disgusting bodies of fat chicks, call themselves the itty bitty titty committee, but that could just be a shirt that I saw on instagram a few years ago when I would look at instagram to track the total collapse of society….before realizing it was too boring for me to bother with because I don’t care what people are up to in their lame curated fake lives….and I have ample nudes in other corners of the internet that feel less shameless and self promoting….

I am all for the tiny tits, because like big tits, they are still tits….they have nipples, at least for the most part and as they say, good things come in small packages, unless those small packages are dicks, in which case, feel the shame you should feel.

The point is, tiny tits are hot, girls with tiny tits can be hot, any girl who thinks shitty, toxic, plastic implants are going to change her life like she’s Pam Anderson, is on the right track in thinking their tits define them, but on the wrong track i thinking bolt ons mean bigger tits, thus more to define them with…but I also hate fake tits…

So this is my activism to prevent another titty death, another titty slaughter…

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2022

28

Jun

Sydney Sweeney Bra Panties of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is a huge star, the Pam Anderson of her generation thanks to a softcore porn show called Euphoria that has pretty much exploited her and used her in every sex scene, which I guess makes her character more important and thus her celebrity more important and it is all thanks to her big, awkwardly big, almost novelty level, borderline birth defect tits that everyone fucking loves because we are all titty loving perverts.

They really are a blessing, because her acting, even her overall look, besides the fit body is average at best, but in America, and I guess aroud the world, mediocrity is thrown out the window when tits that want to be seen, that are willing to be seen are used to their full potential, like hers have been.

Will she ever live down the tits, maybe in some mental break a few years from now, we’ll hear about her transitioning when no one cares anymore, but for now it’s Sweeney Titty everyday and I endorse that messaging, because she’s pretty fucking hot, the kind of body you’d jerk off to in your ANIME, or that you’d get a sex doll to look like….all good thigns….when half naked…

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2022

28

Jun

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Like Grandma always said, PANTS AREN’T WORTH WEARING IF YOU CAN’T SEE YOUR DAMN COOTER through them…..

Little did she know she was an early adopter, a trendsetter, and maverick, a leader before her time, as she walked through the grocery store on her walker, with her old lady elastic waist band, tailed pants with the stirrups jacked up inside her like it was her old folks home boyfriend fisting her to find the elasticity in her vagina that had long been forgotten….

Because girls everywhere, of all ages, all walks of life, whether born with cock or not, whether they are religious or not, are rocking the tight pants, the tight shorts, it’s a trend and in 90 percent of those tight pant wearing moments….you can see basically full cunt, or at least a sculpted version of the ass that you know will droop in sadness when the micro-harnesses from the tight pant fabric are removed….technology…

Oh Grandma would be proud….

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2022

28

Jun

Rachel Zegler Bodysuit of the Day

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Rachel Zegler is some 21 year old actress from New Jersey, who I guess is of Colombian decent so she can hop on the diversity casting train, why the fuck not, if handouts are being given out and you make the cut, fucking get it girl..

She was in west Side Story and was nominated for a Golden Globe award which is probably pretty major at 21 years old, when most 21 year olds are working at finding the sweet spot of drinking as close as they can to the alochol poisoning line now that it’s legal….I don’t remember being 21, but that’s probably because I was drinking as hard as I could to get to that place of near death…and I sure as fuck wasn’t being nominated for Golden Globes.

Anyway, the CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRL has turned her back on the church and chose the demonic OCCULT that is Hollywood for the shiny and appealing money and fame it offers, so instead of having anal to preserve her virginity for the church, at least until marriage, she’s showing her ass in a bodysuit to the fans like a low level only fans girl…..so even the CATHOLIC RAISED, BRED and TRAINED are saying “see you later Jesus, I’m going over here to show my ass off for attention”, probably knowing he’ll forgive them and this is basically just a RUMSPRINGER before realizing how shit Hollywood actually is.

Like all RUMSPRINGERS, the self discovery of the over the shoulder ass shot is hot and not letting that Golden Globe nomination get in the way of her being a THOT on social media is just so brave…or likely a requirement you sign off on in the game that is fame.

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2022

28

Jun

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Bikinis make the world go round, at least according to me, because I have very few interests in life, yet bikinis, tits and vagina are the top 3 not in that order…

I figure without the bikini, the world would probably go on existing, so maybe saying they make the world go round is a little over the top….but it would probably be a world that you wouldn’t want to live in unless the bikini disappearing meant the tits and vagina would have nothing to cover up with at the beach, in which case, I’ll still have my other two passions, tits and vagina.

BUT the truth is, bikini pics make the internet go round, the social media feed with their SFW content to try walk that grey area of being jerk-off-able, to compete with the sites that post the shit people actually want to see, would be very fucking boring…..so bikinis make the internet go round and since internet is everyone’s main life….they are important….hence the swimwear roundup of randoms in random photos of random swimwear….nothing makes sense, but swimsuits are a constant worth looking at.