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2009

12

Nov

George Clooney Pussy in Shorts of the Day

Sometimes it feels good to jerk off to other people’s women. You know hitting facebook and hunting down your friends’ wives and girlfriends in their bikinis, wondering why you are all alone, but they scored this hot piece of ass, making you feel like a loser, usually after you’ve already cum and the guilt sets in, making you unable to look either of them in the eyes next time they invite you over for a dinner party or whatever the fuck you and your friends do.

That satisfaction and shame is not as exhilerating when the bitch belongs to some celebrity named most eligible bachelor, but I don’t have any friends who have wives or girlfriends and even if I did, they’d probably get mad if I posted the nude pics they send me secretly cuz I know the right way to ask, but George Clooney on the other hand appreciates the publicity because the only reason he is dating her is becuase he owns her and believes that her acting career will make him a lot of money and this whole dating shit is just a front to get her in the tabloids. Everything is strategy.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis|Legs|Shorts

2009

12

Nov

Haley Joel Osmond Post-Op Pictures of the Day

For those of you who used to jerk off to Hayley Joel Osmond back when he was famous and in every movie, because you’re a fucking creepy sex offender who hasn’t been locked up yet and can’t control your urges when you see little effeminate boys with girl names cuz you’re a fucking threat to sociery and because real girls don’t like you, you don’t have to break any laws anymore, cuz motherfucker’s legal now and he finally bit the enevitable bullet thanks to having his childhood spent in make-up chairs and reciting dance moves, and has finally got the fucking chop and here he is showing off his newly female, dyke music guitar playing indy rock nerd ass in her converse like he was Juno or some shit…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Chick|Haley Joel Osmond|Sex Change

2009

12

Nov

Ashlee Simpson in her Bikini on Melrose Place of the Day

Ashlee Simpson is on a TV show. I am telling you this because I don’t expect the average person to know this show exists, mainly because it is shit but also because bringing back garbage from our past is a stupid idea. I hate that these people try to put a new twist on the shi I hated 15 years ago, it is pretty fucking annoying and bottom feeding because Hollywood has no more ideas and the biggest joke in the whole thing is that they gave Ashlee Simpson acting work and by acting work, I mean a bikini scene with some other whore named Stephanie Jacobsen, and despite my hate for Ashlee Simpson and her family, I can still appreciate her young tight mom body that makes next to no biological sense mainly because we don’t have a good view of the ravaged wound in her bikini bottoms…not that biology is my area of expertise, since like Ashlee Simpson, I have no skills, but in my defence, I don’t pretend I do.

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Bikini

2009

11

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I was trying to figure out a name for really old bitches who fuck young dudes. I get the whole cougar thing, it’s been around for at least a decade and I have seen 40 plus year old women run after young dudes, sometimes in herds, but I don’t know what to call 70 plus year old women who do the same thing. I figure we should cross-reference the endagered species list and start a new trend, or we could just ignore this whole post because it is really a waste of fucking time, unlike my stepLINKS which are just life fucking changing.
On a sidenote, I am still waiting for my Twitter to hit 5,000 followers. But unfortunately, I’m a loser at most things, if you don’t believe me, just cross reference the top part of this post.
Here are my stepLINKS…


Lucy Pinder & Eve Wyrwal Posed Topless in Nuts, and Now Here is the Video
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Shakira’s Hair Looks Ridiculous But I’d Still Bang Her
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Because If Your Hangover is as Bad as Mine Is,
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Donald Trump Hates Carrie Prejean
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How Awesome Does Roomba Pacman Look?
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Auto-Tuned Viral Videos of the Day
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Rihanna See Through Dress Shows Off Her Nipple
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How the Fuck Did Nicolas Cage Go Broke?
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Jessica Biel is Up to Something Or Another
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Who Would Survive the Apocolypse??
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Striptease of the Day
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Linsday Lohan Was Fucking Heath Ledger, So Figure
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Fergie Talks About Fucking Bitches!
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Jon Gosselin is Trying to be Funny for Funny or Die and It’s Not Working
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Katie Holmes is Wearing Lingerie For Some New Movie
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The People Who Let Lindsay Lohan Design a Collection Are Calling Her Ass Out
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An Amazing Throwback American Idol Audition Video
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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USA Pole Dance Championship – VIDEO
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Risky Business FAIL – VIDEO
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A Cheap Ass Web Cam Slut is Better Than No Web Cam Sluts, No?
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Tracy Morgan is Pissing People Off and I Like It
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Betty is a Country Gal at Heart
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Dutch Catfight – VIDEO
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Meet Zoe Britton
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I See Shauna Sand is a Big Old Ball of Class AS Usual
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Doutzen Kroes
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Milena and Her Self-Shots
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Now THAT’S An Ass
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Elisabetta Canalis Could Ride Me All Night Long
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A Teenaged Pierced Pussy
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Riley is a Girl Next Door Type
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Bree Lynn Peels Off Her Pink Dress
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How About a British Beauty Queen Catfight
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re These Pictures of Lohan with Black Hair New?
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Cn You Say MOONWALKER?!
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That’s a Baby Factory All Right
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Ambra Rose and Her Red Bikini
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And More Reasons Why Japan Rules – VIDEO
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I Forgot What a Babe Eve Is!
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Shanna Moakler is Flapping Her Gums and Starting Some Shit
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HERE’S SOME PORN PUSSY, BECAUSE IT SURE BEATS THE CRACK HO YOU’LL BE PAYING 5 DOLLARS TO BLOW YOU TONIGHT!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

11

Nov

Rihanna and Her Shitty See Thru Dress of the Day

I hate Rihanna. I hate her look. I hate that she’s trying to milk the fact that her boyfriend beat her up because she was being an unreasonable cunt who got out of line and forgot her place as the immigrant who doesn’t have the same fucking rights. I hate that she has lost sight of her her worth or where she stands in the world because of money and record sales but most of all, I hate her pancake nipples, I mean other than the amount of hate I have for myself for posting pictures of them like it’s worth fucking talking about, when it really isn’t and is just another trick she has in her Bajan beach bag she acquired from a British tourist who wasn’t looking and I’m pathetitic for falling for it….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dress|Rihanna|See Thru

2009

11

Nov

Pussycat Dolls Wear Less Clothes on Stage of the Day

I bet these strippers who made it never thought they’d be seeing the world…it just seems like so much of a fucking stretch from their poor trashy backgrounds, at least they look like they are poor and trash tourists amazed to be somewhere that isn’t their shitty trailer park and housing project they are from, you know the place where they learned how to dance to make a living before realizing you don’t have to be a stripper to use dance to make a living even if you look like a stripper and the reality is they aren’t even hot which was expected because all strippers are a disappointment when they get fully clothed and off the stage and out of the black light and are off the job, they just get paid more and don’t have to let random men grab their tits…..

I just don’t get how a bitch can spend her entire working life half naked and turn the fuck around and pretty much spit in all our faces when the bitch goes out in public and gives us this instead of sheer lingerie and I can’t help but hate them for it. They only do it for money cuz they are just a couple of cockteasin’ whores.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dressed|Pussycat Dolls

2009

11

Nov

Some More Pics of Sophie Monk Showing Off her Legs of the Day

Sophie Monk is pretty much a nobody who eveyrone talks about. Some people find her hot, other people find that she looks like some kind of cheap blow-up doll or muppet Jim Hansen created to fuck instead of using his wife, because when you lock yourself in a workshop with nothing but a lot of felt, fake hair and a wild imagination, anything can fucking happen, even Sophie Monk.

The only reason I post on her is because I like the fact that her fiance, who is probably the lamest motherfucker in the music industry, ditched her for fucking Paris Hilton, that’s seriously fucking insulting and seeing her struggle to get attention by calling the paparazzi, getting in bikins and all that shit, because it turns out he was her strategy to get in the magazines before, is even funnier than the fact that she got Paris Hiton’s herpes all over her twat….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Sophie Monk

2009

11

Nov

Amber Heard’s Slut Legs of the Day

I am tired of googling this bitch to figure out who she is. I’ve written about her before and I just keep forgetting who she is a solid 3 minutes after shit goes up only to come across average looking pictures of her again that I decide to post, only because I think she’s new to the game and remember that I’ve written about her before. It’s a constant struggle for me to keep up with all these nobodies, and I guess it’s a constant struggle for this bitch to stand out from the rest of the filler cunt in hollywood, and really all she has to do is release a masturbation video, cuz I’ll remember that shit forever, it’s like knowing a bitch’s vagina allows me to catalog her for future reference, but until then, she’s nothing but a face in the crowd….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Amber Heard|Legs|Slut

2009

11

Nov

Sienna Miller Still Looks Sad of the Day

Sienna Miller must have AIDS or something, I mean at least that is what I assume she has because the last week she’s been walking the streets alone with her dog lookin’ sad, crying, having minor breakdowns and shit that make her seem like she’s about to give the fuck up because hollywood has given the fuck up on her and here she is walking with her mom or friend or therapist who I guess is trying to walk her through this crazy time and I can just hope rock bottom for her ends up in a porn set and not hanging from the fuckin’ rafters because I hate seeing pussy, even dirty homewrecking AIDS pussy go to waste…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Sad|Sienna Miller

2009

11

Nov

Anna Paquin Goin to the Gym in Tight Pants of the Day


I should spend more time at the gym, not because I am fat, unhealthy and borderline dead, but because I just realized that they gym is probably not filled with fat chicks, like I previously assumed. The reason being that fat chicks are fat and the reason they are fat is from not going to the gym and if you do get the occassional fat chick in the gym she’ll probably only last a few weeks before going back to her sitting and baked goods lifestyle plan. So here I am missing out on hot chicks with tight bodies in tight clothing in really sexual and compromising positions and then there are gyms with pools and teenage girls doing their lifeguarding course and the whole thing is fucking amazing, unfortunately, I’m too lazy to bother, but if you’re horny enough it may do you some good on a whole lot of levels and that’s something to think about….something else to think about is how sloppy this Anna Paquin chick looks on her way to the gym in a pair of tight pants, bitch is in entertainment and I’m sure she’s not about entertaining us with her unfit sloppy body, she needs to step it the fuck up and here are the pics……

Pics via INF

Posted in:Anna Paquin|Gym|Leggings