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2009

10

Nov

Gemma Ward is Fucking Fat of the Day

I guess the pressure of being skinny has got to Gemma Ward and by Gemma Ward I mean her shoes cuz this model’s gone fat and the weight is probably pretty fucking abusive to her shoes and I guess to her career because she was a top model just a few months ago, and now he boyfriend probably doesn’t want to let her get on top for fear of getting choked the fuck out. Seriously, I don’t get how one eating disorder of starving herself went to the other eating disorder of trying to kill yourself with cake, but it did and I guess this is just another example of another one biting the dust, you know a bitch like my wife who led me to believe wasn’t a fat chick disguised as a skinny chick and I guess we should all point and laugh, but I’d watch out cuz she’s probably pretty sensitive about this shit, you know it is probably a soft spot, cuz she won’t be able to pull in the huge money she made herself and her management and they are probably pretty fucking mad about it. So here’s to hoping we will get to run into her working the cash at Wal Mart when all her money dries up. These are very exciting times…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fat|Gemma Ward|Model

2009

10

Nov

Tila Tequila in Yankee Lingerie Pics on the Only Place that Cares of the Day

I am assuming Tila Tequila put these pictures up on twitter, the only place that barely cares about her because the people on the shit have nothing better to do with their time that read drivel about other people’s boring fucking lives, updated 50 fucking times a day, especially when the person you happen to be following was the original myspace fake celebrity, who the media ate up and gave a couple trashy TV shows to, because America is desperate and falling apart at the seams, but not quite as desperate as Tila Tequila because she knows no one gives a fuck about her anymore and that her ride from the top is going to be a steady fucking slope down and I’m happy about that…

With any downward spiral especially one of someone who was only famous because of her slut outfits and behvavior, this chessy trash whore is going to keep getting more and more naked, eventually ending up in porn or dead in one of her fans trunk who approached her as a “producer” interested in giving her work and her excitement that someone still cared made her forget a background check….

Here are those pics of her supporting the Yankees with her lame tits.

Posted in:Desperate|Lingerie|Tila Tequila|Twitter|Yankees

2009

10

Nov

Blake Lively and Her Whore Boots of the Day

This is my second Gossip Girl post today and I’ve never even seen the show, but I am thinking that maybe it’s time to start. Not because these useless celebrity chicks on the show are slowly winning me over with their long amazing legs, or because of the lesbian shit (see previous post) but because it is safe to say a lot of younger girls watch the shit and it’s nice to have something to talk to them about, you know having some common ground can lead to serious blowjobs, especially if you work as a substitute teacher….just something to think about while looking at Lively’s legs in some expensive street whore boots….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Blake Lively|Boots|Gossip Girl|Whore

2009

10

Nov

Hilary Duff Has a Shitty Lesbian Kiss With Jessica Szohr on Gossip Girl of the Day

We’ve come a long way from the days of Murphey Brown when that career lebsian newscaster wasn’t allowed to say she’s a fucking lesbian on TV, or from Ellen who got taken off the air when her character came out as a lesbian, despite the fact that she always dressed like a dude and had that glimmer of rape victim scared of cock in her eye, or even from Rosie’s show where she came out despite her smelling like a contruction workin’ beer guzzling man with more testicle than any of of and shit got taken off the fucking air…and now primetime shows targeted to kids shows lesbian kisses, because I guess that shit touches close to home since all girls are bisexual or some shit….

And I guess Hilary Duff has come a long way from her Disney Career by taking her fatter, older, more abused ass thanks to her hocky player boyfriend and his team who fucks her becuase sharing is all about teamwork to popular shows like Gossip Girl to really push the boundaries of her acting capabilities by staging a vanilla scented dyke-out on camera….and I’m sure you’ll love it….

Posted in:Hilary Duff|Jessica Szohr|Kiss|Lesbian

2009

10

Nov

Shauna Sand’s Boy Toy Has a Name of the Day

I am sure all of you motherfuckers have seen the Shauna Sand Sex Tape , because I know the download link was going around.

I unfortunately have only seen a few clips of the shit, but I hear she takes a facial, because I guess dead bodies don’t say no and you can do whatever you want with them, at least that’s what my mortician friend once told me.

I have however seen her vagina, and that grey meaty mess is fucking confusing as shit to me. I’m really not sure how that happens to a girl and if I did, I’d write the E-Book to prevent it because it is almost enought to go gay.

Or at least the kind of gay her boy toy is, because he’s far too pretty to not be gay, he even has softer features than she does, which isn’t saying much.

I assume he has only latched onto her for the last little while to accommodate his lifestyle and maybe open some doors for him here in America, but whatever’s been going on to burn thru her money and make her desperate enough to auction her clothes and sell her shitty sex tape, is probably drugs, cuz over the last few months his fresh face looks tired and almost dying….but the good news is that the motherfucker finally has a name, and that name is Ambrose….Seriously.

So I guess the Sex Tape Hustle worked for him, motherfucker is a household name and all it took was unprotected sex with a corpse and now he’ll be leave her behind in his dry cumfart from gay sex dust.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ambrose|Boy Toy|Sex Tape|Shauna Sand

2009

10

Nov

Christian Serratos is Nude for Peta of the Day

Some Twilight actor is naked for Peta, because getting naked for Peta still generates buzz, which is something this bitch needs since no one has ever heard of her but I will say that I don’t really like her hustle, sure getting naked for fame is an ok hustbe, but mainly when that nudity this socially acceptable for a good cause…this is some saving an animal from cruelty nudity and that kind of shit bores mes, when really all I want to see is bitch shoving random objects in her whore pussy for fame nudity…but I guess it’s better than nother….so here’s putting Christian Serratos on the map cuz of her bare ass…

Posted in:Ass|Christian Serratos|Naked|PETA

2009

10

Nov

Shakira Has Stupid Hair of the Day

We get it Shakira, you had a song with Wyclef on a song and black dudes appreciate your fat ass more than white dudes do but you don’t have to style your hair to look like a fat tourist after getting a local to give her cornrows, who flew down to an all inclusive resorts in Jamaica in hopes of finding a guy horny enough to fuck you and take advantage of you by telling you he loves you in exchange for you mailing him down money every month thinking he’s going to marry you, while really he’s just using you as one of his clients, because let’s face it, he may be poor and willing to fuck anything, but he’s not going to do it for free cuz you are just that disgusting…Either way, nice hair you twat….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bad Hair|Shakira

2009

10

Nov

Eva Mendes in her Underwear on a Billboard of the Day

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Billboard|Eva Mendes|Underwear

2009

10

Nov

Some Titties in the Black Dynamite Trailer of the Day

Ashlie R. Jackson, Sheryn Lascano, Brittney Sorensen, Joy Mulligan are a couple of bitches who get topless in the new Black Sploitation spoof movie that looks alright if you like those kinds of movies. I’m not really a fan, not because I am a racist like you think I am, but because I used to live with someone who would put these movies on repeat and after seeing Dolemite or whatever the fuck his name is 50 fucking times, no matter how many grainy, 1970s tits I see, shit got to be a little fucking irritating….so seeing a modern movie that looks exactly the same as those old, badly shot, bad acting, shit quality VHS tapes I found nauseating to watch makes me fucking dizzy, even though I kinda get why they’re doin’ it, and that’s to make money riding a fuckin’ cult classic trend and who really cares cuz there are tittttties, even if they are the tits of a bunch of no names…..

I am going back to bed. I drank too much. This should humor your useless ass until I get back….

I know I saw this trailer last week too, but who the fuck cares…I’m a little behind…That’s all…

Posted in:Black Dynamite|Titties

2009

09

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am still on twitter protest which is pretty shitty for the 5 people who read the smut I write because I have been face to face with some serious shit the last 4 days. From crack dens to hip jop dance shoes in the park with homeless women and teenage girls, and for the most part I’ve been drunk, but until I reach 5,000 followers, I can’t go back to that shit, otherwise I look like an idiot, which I am okay with since it is a constant theme, but in all honesty, I love that the stress of writing everything I see has ended, and I can actually enjoy the motherfucking weirdness…

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Here are my stepLINKS….

Geisy Arruda Wasn’t Slutting It Up Nearly Enough If You Ask Me….But Thet Never Really Do….
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The Difference Between Real and Fake Tits – VIDEO
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Because If Your Money Has Been Anything Like Mine Has, You’re Probably Ready
To Blwo Your Brains Out and Need a Nice Pick Me Up
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Joanna Krupa is Lookin’ Mighty, Mighty Fine
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Hot Model Of The Day: Lily Cole Pics
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Grand Theft Frogger
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Sittin’ on the Toilet – VIDEO
(This is as Awesome as It Is Territying)
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Inna Elena Alexander See Through Nipples Peek
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Katie Holmes Can Be Kind of Hot When She Puts The Effort In
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Marvel Goes Horribly WRONG!
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The Best Football Celebration Dances Ever
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THEY ARE MAKING A SHENENEH and WANDA MOVIE
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Strip Film of the Day
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Bond Girl Eva Green naked for British Tatler
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Demi Moore Has Still Got It
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Jailbait or Not Dakota Fanning is Lookin’ Good
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Lindsay Lohan is Braless, Hates Father
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Jessica Alba Throwback Gallery
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The Worst/Best Porno Movie Ever Made
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Blair Waldorf is a Dirty Slut and I Like It
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You Have Diabetes You Say? No Shit
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Sausage Anyone? – VIDEO
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Mandy May is Into Fetish
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Idiot Gets Owned By a Motorbike – VIDEO
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They May Be Implants, But It’s Quite the Rack Anyways
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Alessandra Ambrosio is the Kind of Team I Like Ana Beatriz Barros
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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Topless
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Amateur Shows Off Her Pussy
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Ava Dawn is Very Easy on the Eyes
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Little Kim, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Some Wasted Amateurs Going Insane
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Isis Taylor is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Aria Giovanni and Erica Campbell Busty Rubdown
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Carlie is a Cuber Girl
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Liz Hurley Vs. Eva Herzigova
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I Don’t Know What the Fuck is Up With This Bitch and Her Poetry But Her and Her Shitty Song Are Hilarious
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HOLY SHIT!!! LITERALLY!!
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Fashion Forward People of Walmart Unite!
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If Soccer is Anything Like This Photo, I Don’t Know Why I Don’t Watch IT
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And Now, The Best Lady Geek Halloween Costume Ever
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I Want This Chick to Slap Me With Her Pimp Hand
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PAM ANDERSON LIFTS UP HER SKIRT AND EXPOSES HERSELF … AT A FUCKIN’ CHARITY EVENT! HER HEPA-TWAT SHOULD BE IN A PADDED CELL!
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BONUS – 900 PICS OF GIRLS ON TOILETS
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